History Quotes / TheEmpireStrikesBack

8th Mar '17 8:51:44 AM Snake
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->''(Veers leaves the chamber; Vader's chair revolves to face a viewscreen with two Imperial Navy officers)

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->''(Veers leaves the chamber; Vader's chair revolves to face a viewscreen with two Imperial Navy officers)officers)''
7th Mar '17 8:30:23 AM TheDeadSkin
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->''(The mighty Imperial Fleet arrives in the Hoth system and approaches their target. Deep within the flagship ''Executor'', General Maximilian Veers reports to Darth Vader in his meditation chamber)''



->'''Vader:''' ''(with barely concealed anger)'' The rebels are alerted to our presence. [[GeneralFailure Admiral Ozzel]] came out of lightspeed too close to the system.
->'''Veers:''' [[TooDumbToLive He felt surprise was wiser --]]

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->'''Vader:''' ''(with barely concealed anger)'' The rebels are alerted to our presence. [[GeneralFailure Admiral Ozzel]] came out of lightspeed too close to the system.
->'''Veers:''' [[TooDumbToLive He felt surprise was wiser --]]wiser—]]



->''(Veers clicks his heels, bows, and turns to leave the chamber. Vader's chair revolves to face a massive viewscreen. It activates, showing Admiral Kendel Ozzel and Captain Firmus Piett on the bridge. The two quickly notice the active viewscreen)''
->'''Admiral Kendel Ozzel:''' Lord Vader. The fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to - ah! ''([[PsychicStrangle begins gasping for air]])''

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->''(Veers clicks his heels, bows, and turns to leave leaves the chamber. chamber; Vader's chair revolves to face a massive viewscreen. It activates, showing Admiral Kendel Ozzel and Captain Firmus Piett on the bridge. The viewscreen with two quickly notice the active viewscreen)''
Imperial Navy officers)
->'''Admiral Kendel Ozzel:''' Lord Vader. The fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to - ah! ''([[PsychicStrangle begins gasping for air]])''to—''[[PsychicStrangle ah!]]''



->'''Captain Firmus Piett:''' ''(steps forward, while Ozzel steps back still clutching his throat helplessly)'' Yes, my Lord?
->'''Vader:''' Make ready to land our troops beyond their energy field and deploy the fleet, so that nothing gets off the system. ''(as Vader continues speaking, Ozzel's windpipe and from the hideous crunching sound of it, his spinal column, gives way and he collapses face first)'' [[YouAreInCommandNow You are in command now]], ''[[FieldPromotion Admiral]]'' Piett.
->'''Piett:''' ''(unsure of whether to be terrified or honoured)'' Thank you, Lord Vader!

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->'''Captain Firmus Piett:''' ''(steps forward, while Ozzel steps back still clutching his throat helplessly)'' forward)'' Yes, my Lord?
->'''Vader:''' Make ready to land our troops beyond their energy field and deploy the fleet, so that nothing gets off the system. ''(as Vader continues speaking, Ozzel's windpipe and ''(meanwhile, Ozzel finally dies from the hideous crunching sound of it, his spinal column, gives way and he collapses face first)'' Vader's Force choke)'' [[YouAreInCommandNow You are in command now]], ''[[FieldPromotion Admiral]]'' Piett.
->'''Piett:''' ''(unsure of whether to be terrified or honoured)'' Thank ->'''Piett:''' ...thank you, Lord Vader!
5th Mar '17 10:50:33 AM LordNictus
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->'''Vader:''' ''Good''! It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a garrison here. ''(closes lift doors in Lando's face)''

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->'''Vader:''' ''Good''! [[ShameIfSomethingHappened It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a garrison here.here]]. ''(closes lift doors in Lando's face)''
27th Jan '17 7:26:25 AM TrueBlue170
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'''Luke:''' ''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOO!]]'' [[HeroicBSOD NOOOOOOOOooooooooo!]]\\

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'''Luke:''' ''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOO!]]'' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]'' [[HeroicBSOD NOOOOOOOOooooooooo!]]\\NOOOOOOOOOOO!]]\\
24th Jan '17 8:56:57 AM TrueBlue170
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->'''Luke:''' I won't fail you! I'm not afraid!

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->'''Luke:''' I won't fail you! I'm you. ''I'm not afraid! afraid.''
7th Dec '16 4:27:07 AM LtFedora
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->''(The mighty Imperial Fleet arrives in the Hoth system and approaches their target. Deep within the flagship ''Executor'', General Maximilian Veers reports to Darth Vader in his meditation chamber)'

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->''(The mighty Imperial Fleet arrives in the Hoth system and approaches their target. Deep within the flagship ''Executor'', General Maximilian Veers reports to Darth Vader in his meditation chamber)'chamber)''
24th Sep '16 7:58:53 PM IchigoMontoya
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->''(The mighty Imperial Fleet arrives in the Hoth system and approaches their target. Deep within the flagship ''Executor'', General Maximilian Veers reports to Darth Vader in his meditation chamber)''

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->''(The mighty Imperial Fleet arrives in the Hoth system and approaches their target. Deep within the flagship ''Executor'', General Maximilian Veers reports to Darth Vader in his meditation chamber)''chamber)'



->'''Admiral Kendel Ozzel:''' Lord Vader. The fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to - ah! ''([[ForceChoke begins gasping for air]])''
->'''Vader:''' [[YouHaveFailedMe You have failed me]] for the last ''time'', Admiral. [[MookLieutenant Captain Piett]]?

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->'''Admiral Kendel Ozzel:''' Lord Vader. The fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to - ah! ''([[ForceChoke ''([[PsychicStrangle begins gasping for air]])''
->'''Vader:''' [[YouHaveFailedMe You have failed me]] for the last ''time'', Admiral. [[MookLieutenant [[HypercompetentSidekick Captain Piett]]?



->'''Han:''' [[SelfDeprecation I do, I really do]]. You could be a little nicer though. Come on admit it, sometimes you think I'm alright.

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->'''Han:''' [[SelfDeprecation I do, I really do]]. You could be a little nicer though. Come on on, admit it, sometimes you think I'm alright.



->'''Leia:''' No you're not, you're -

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->'''Leia:''' No No, you're not, you're -



->'''Han:''' ''(breaks apart with Leia slowly and turns on the droid with with barely contained abashed anger)'' Thank you! Thank you ''very'' much...

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->'''Han:''' ''(breaks apart with Leia slowly and turns on the droid with with barely contained abashed anger)'' [[SarcasmMode Thank you! Thank you ''very'' you]] ''[[SarcasmMode very]]'' [[SarcasmMode much...]]



->'''[[TheEmperor Emperor]] [[EvilOverlord Sheev]] [[BigBad Palpatine]]:''' There is a great disturbance in the Force.

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->'''[[TheEmperor Emperor]] [[EvilOverlord Sheev]] [[BigBad Sheev Palpatine]]:''' There is a great disturbance in the Force.



->'''Yoda:''' ''(sinister almost mocking)'' Ohhh? You will be... ''You will be''.


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->'''Yoda:''' ''(sinister ''(sinister, almost mocking)'' Ohhh? You will be... ''You will be''.




->'''Yoda:''' ''(lifts a wizened, tiny hand, closes his eys, utterly at one with the Force. The waters bubble and Luke's ship is lifted aloft covered in weeds and algae. Artoo beeps frantically, calling his master and Luke comes back to the shore to witness his ship glide through the air without propellant or anti-grav of any kind and rest lightly on the loamy ground)''

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->'''Yoda:''' ''(lifts a wizened, tiny hand, closes his eys, eyes, utterly at one with the Force. The waters bubble and Luke's ship is lifted aloft covered in weeds and algae. Artoo beeps frantically, calling his master and Luke comes back to the shore to witness his ship glide through the air without propellant or anti-grav of any kind and rest lightly on the loamy ground)''



->'''Yoda:''' ''(nods)'' *That* - is why you fail.

->''(Back at the asteroid field, the Imperial Star Destroyer ''Avenger'' flies over the ''Executor''. A TIE shuttle departs, carrying the ship's captain, Lorth Needa, to the flagship so that he can personally deliver his report to Lord Vader. We then cut to see that Needa has already fallen to his knees, [[ForceChoke wheezing almost silently]]. He tries to rise, a vein beating at his temple, eyes rolling, and with that same sickening sound of a trachea being ground shut, he collapses onto his back, right at Lord Vader's feet)''

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->'''Yoda:''' ''(nods)'' *That* ''That'' - is why you fail.

->''(Back at the asteroid field, the Imperial Star Destroyer ''Avenger'' flies over the ''Executor''. A TIE shuttle departs, carrying the ship's captain, Lorth Needa, to the flagship so that he can personally deliver his report to Lord Vader. We then cut to see that Needa has already fallen to his knees, [[ForceChoke [[PsychicStrangle wheezing almost silently]]. He tries to rise, a vein beating at his temple, eyes rolling, and with that same sickening sound of a trachea being ground shut, he collapses onto his back, right at Lord Vader's feet)''



->'''Boba Fett:''' [[GutturalGrowler He's no good to me dead]].

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->'''Boba Fett:''' [[GutturalGrowler He's no good to me dead]].dead.



->"LUKE! Luke, don't it's a trap! IT'S A TRAP!"

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->"LUKE! Luke, don't don't, it's a trap! IT'S A TRAP!"



'''Vader:''' Luke, you can destroy the [[BigBad Emperor]]. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. [[WeCanRuleTogether Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.]]\\


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'''Vader:''' Luke, you can destroy the [[BigBad the Emperor]]. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. [[WeCanRuleTogether Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.]]\\

11th Aug '16 9:30:23 PM potatohawk
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-->-- '''Princess Leia Organa, saying ''that'' line before our favourite Mon Calamari.'''


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-->-- '''Princess Leia Organa, saying ''that'' ''[[MemeticMutation that]]'' line before [[OlderThanTheyThink before]] our [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi favourite Mon Calamari.Calamari]].'''

4th Jul '16 2:04:29 AM Morgenthaler
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'''Vader:''' If you only knew the power of TheDarkSide! [[TheObiWan Obi-Wan]] never told you what happened to [[DisappearedDad your father]].\\

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'''Vader:''' If you only knew the power of TheDarkSide! [[TheObiWan Obi-Wan]] Obi-Wan never told you what happened to [[DisappearedDad your father]].\\
6th Apr '16 8:06:08 AM TrueBlue170
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'''Luke:''' [[ThisCannotBe No... that's not true! That's impossible!]]\\

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'''Luke:''' ''(horrified)'' No...''no''... [[ThisCannotBe No... that's not true! That's impossible!]]\\That's]] ''[[ThisCannotBe impossible!]]''\\
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