History Quotes / TheEmpireStrikesBack

24th Sep '16 7:58:53 PM IchigoMontoya
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->''(The mighty Imperial Fleet arrives in the Hoth system and approaches their target. Deep within the flagship ''Executor'', General Maximilian Veers reports to Darth Vader in his meditation chamber)''

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->''(The mighty Imperial Fleet arrives in the Hoth system and approaches their target. Deep within the flagship ''Executor'', General Maximilian Veers reports to Darth Vader in his meditation chamber)''chamber)'



->'''Admiral Kendel Ozzel:''' Lord Vader. The fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to - ah! ''([[ForceChoke begins gasping for air]])''
->'''Vader:''' [[YouHaveFailedMe You have failed me]] for the last ''time'', Admiral. [[MookLieutenant Captain Piett]]?

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->'''Admiral Kendel Ozzel:''' Lord Vader. The fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to - ah! ''([[ForceChoke ''([[PsychicStrangle begins gasping for air]])''
->'''Vader:''' [[YouHaveFailedMe You have failed me]] for the last ''time'', Admiral. [[MookLieutenant [[HypercompetentSidekick Captain Piett]]?



->'''Han:''' [[SelfDeprecation I do, I really do]]. You could be a little nicer though. Come on admit it, sometimes you think I'm alright.

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->'''Han:''' [[SelfDeprecation I do, I really do]]. You could be a little nicer though. Come on on, admit it, sometimes you think I'm alright.



->'''Leia:''' No you're not, you're -

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->'''Leia:''' No No, you're not, you're -



->'''Han:''' ''(breaks apart with Leia slowly and turns on the droid with with barely contained abashed anger)'' Thank you! Thank you ''very'' much...

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->'''Han:''' ''(breaks apart with Leia slowly and turns on the droid with with barely contained abashed anger)'' [[SarcasmMode Thank you! Thank you ''very'' you]] ''[[SarcasmMode very]]'' [[SarcasmMode much...]]



->'''[[TheEmperor Emperor]] [[EvilOverlord Sheev]] [[BigBad Palpatine]]:''' There is a great disturbance in the Force.

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->'''[[TheEmperor Emperor]] [[EvilOverlord Sheev]] [[BigBad Sheev Palpatine]]:''' There is a great disturbance in the Force.



->'''Yoda:''' ''(sinister almost mocking)'' Ohhh? You will be... ''You will be''.


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->'''Yoda:''' ''(sinister ''(sinister, almost mocking)'' Ohhh? You will be... ''You will be''.




->'''Yoda:''' ''(lifts a wizened, tiny hand, closes his eys, utterly at one with the Force. The waters bubble and Luke's ship is lifted aloft covered in weeds and algae. Artoo beeps frantically, calling his master and Luke comes back to the shore to witness his ship glide through the air without propellant or anti-grav of any kind and rest lightly on the loamy ground)''

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->'''Yoda:''' ''(lifts a wizened, tiny hand, closes his eys, eyes, utterly at one with the Force. The waters bubble and Luke's ship is lifted aloft covered in weeds and algae. Artoo beeps frantically, calling his master and Luke comes back to the shore to witness his ship glide through the air without propellant or anti-grav of any kind and rest lightly on the loamy ground)''



->'''Yoda:''' ''(nods)'' *That* - is why you fail.

->''(Back at the asteroid field, the Imperial Star Destroyer ''Avenger'' flies over the ''Executor''. A TIE shuttle departs, carrying the ship's captain, Lorth Needa, to the flagship so that he can personally deliver his report to Lord Vader. We then cut to see that Needa has already fallen to his knees, [[ForceChoke wheezing almost silently]]. He tries to rise, a vein beating at his temple, eyes rolling, and with that same sickening sound of a trachea being ground shut, he collapses onto his back, right at Lord Vader's feet)''

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->'''Yoda:''' ''(nods)'' *That* ''That'' - is why you fail.

->''(Back at the asteroid field, the Imperial Star Destroyer ''Avenger'' flies over the ''Executor''. A TIE shuttle departs, carrying the ship's captain, Lorth Needa, to the flagship so that he can personally deliver his report to Lord Vader. We then cut to see that Needa has already fallen to his knees, [[ForceChoke [[PsychicStrangle wheezing almost silently]]. He tries to rise, a vein beating at his temple, eyes rolling, and with that same sickening sound of a trachea being ground shut, he collapses onto his back, right at Lord Vader's feet)''



->'''Boba Fett:''' [[GutturalGrowler He's no good to me dead]].

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->'''Boba Fett:''' [[GutturalGrowler He's no good to me dead]].dead.



->"LUKE! Luke, don't it's a trap! IT'S A TRAP!"

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->"LUKE! Luke, don't don't, it's a trap! IT'S A TRAP!"



'''Vader:''' Luke, you can destroy the [[BigBad Emperor]]. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. [[WeCanRuleTogether Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.]]\\


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'''Vader:''' Luke, you can destroy the [[BigBad the Emperor]]. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. [[WeCanRuleTogether Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son.]]\\

11th Aug '16 9:30:23 PM potatohawk
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-->-- '''Princess Leia Organa, saying ''that'' line before our favourite Mon Calamari.'''


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-->-- '''Princess Leia Organa, saying ''that'' ''[[MemeticMutation that]]'' line before [[OlderThanTheyThink before]] our [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi favourite Mon Calamari.Calamari]].'''

4th Jul '16 2:04:29 AM Morgenthaler
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'''Vader:''' If you only knew the power of TheDarkSide! [[TheObiWan Obi-Wan]] never told you what happened to [[DisappearedDad your father]].\\

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'''Vader:''' If you only knew the power of TheDarkSide! [[TheObiWan Obi-Wan]] Obi-Wan never told you what happened to [[DisappearedDad your father]].\\
6th Apr '16 8:06:08 AM TrueBlue170
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'''Luke:''' [[ThisCannotBe No... that's not true! That's impossible!]]\\

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'''Luke:''' ''(horrified)'' No...''no''... [[ThisCannotBe No... that's not true! That's impossible!]]\\That's]] ''[[ThisCannotBe impossible!]]''\\
6th Feb '16 6:01:54 AM snake300
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->'''Palpatine:''' ''(intrigued)'' ...yeees. He would be a great...''asset''. Can it be done?

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->'''Palpatine:''' ''(intrigued)'' ...yeees. Yeees. He would be a great... ''asset''. Can it be done?
2nd Feb '16 12:14:35 PM snake300
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->''(The ''Executor'' and her accompanying Star Destroyers make their way through the asteroid belt searching for the Millennium Falcon. Despite their sheer size, they are still relatively small compared to the rocks around them. One flies right towards the bridge tower of a ship and POW! It explodes spectacularly. On the bridge of the ''Executor'', Darth Vader is conferring with Captain Lorth Needa and two other commanders through holograms. One of them, the captain of the ship we've just seen get obliterated, sees something wrong and [[DisconnectedByDeath tries to shield himself as his image fades]])''

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->''(The ''Executor'' and her accompanying Star Destroyers make their way through the asteroid belt searching for the Millennium Falcon.''Millennium Falcon''. Despite their sheer size, they are still relatively small compared to the rocks around them. One flies right towards the bridge tower of a ship and POW! It explodes spectacularly. On the bridge of the ''Executor'', Darth Vader is conferring with Captain Lorth Needa and two other commanders through holograms. One of them, the captain of the ship we've just seen get obliterated, sees something wrong and [[DisconnectedByDeath tries to shield himself as his image fades]])''
2nd Feb '16 12:12:00 PM snake300
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->''(The mighty Star Destroyers make their way through the asteroid belt. Despite their sheer size, they are still relatively small compared to the rocks around them. One flies right towards the bridge tower of a ship and POW! It explodes spectacularly. On the bridge of the ''Executor'', Darth Vader is conferring with Captain Lorth Needa and two other commanders through holograms. One of them, the captain of the ship we've just seen get obliterated, sees something wrong and [[DisconnectedByDeath tries to shield himself as his image fades]])''
->'''Captain Lorth Needa:''' ...and that, Lord Vader, was the last time they appeared on any of our scopes. Considering the amount of damage ''we've'' sustained, they ''must'' have been destroyed.

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->''(The mighty ''Executor'' and her accompanying Star Destroyers make their way through the asteroid belt.belt searching for the Millennium Falcon. Despite their sheer size, they are still relatively small compared to the rocks around them. One flies right towards the bridge tower of a ship and POW! It explodes spectacularly. On the bridge of the ''Executor'', Darth Vader is conferring with Captain Lorth Needa and two other commanders through holograms. One of them, the captain of the ship we've just seen get obliterated, sees something wrong and [[DisconnectedByDeath tries to shield himself as his image fades]])''
->'''Captain Lorth Needa:''' ...Needa:''' -- and that, Lord Vader, was the last time they appeared on any of our scopes. Considering the amount of damage ''we've'' sustained, they ''must'' have been destroyed.



->''(Vader sweeps off the bridge as Piett leaves to implement his order, and the Super Star Destroyer soon clears the asteroid field. Deep in his meditation chamber, he steps onto a holographic projector, which glows to life. Before him, a massive hologram depicting the head and shoulders of Sheev Palpatine, Emperor of the First Galactic Empire, appears. We now see the man that even ''Lord Vader'' must bow to)''

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->''(Vader sweeps marches off the bridge as Piett leaves to implement his order, and the Super Star Destroyer soon clears the asteroid field. Deep in his meditation chamber, he steps onto goes to one knee on a holographic projector, projector plate, which glows to life. Before him, a massive hologram depicting the head and shoulders of Sheev Palpatine, Emperor of the First Galactic Empire, appears. We now see the man that even ''Lord Vader'' must bow to)''
1st Feb '16 4:08:59 PM LtFedora
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->''(The mighty Star Destroyers make their way through the asteroid belt. Despite their sheer size, they are still relatively small compared to the rocks around them. One flies right towards the bridge tower of a ship and POW! It explodes spectacularly. On the bridge of the ''Executor'', Darth Vader is conferring with Captain Lorth Needa and two other commanders through holograms. One of them, the captain of the ship we've just seen get obliterated, sees something wrong and [[DisconnectedByDeath tries to shield himself as his image fades]])''
->'''Captain Lorth Needa:''' ...and that, Lord Vader, was the last time they appeared on any of our scopes. Considering the amount of damage ''we've'' sustained, they ''must'' have been destroyed.
->'''Darth Vader:''' ''No'', Captain. They're ''alive''. I want every ship available to sweep the asteroid field until they are found.
->''(Needa and the other captain bow as their images fade. Behind them, Admiral Piett hurriedly makes his way from the command deck to the Dark Lord)''
->'''Admiral Firmus Piett:''' Lord Vader!
->'''Vader:''' Yes, Admiral, what is it?
->'''Piett:''' The Emperor commands you to make contact with him.
->'''Vader:''' Move the ship out of the asteroid field so that we can send a clear transmission.
->'''Piett:''' Yes, my Lord!
->''(Vader sweeps off the bridge as Piett leaves to implement his order, and the Super Star Destroyer soon clears the asteroid field. Deep in his meditation chamber, he steps onto a holographic projector, which glows to life. Before him, a massive hologram depicting the head and shoulders of Sheev Palpatine, Emperor of the First Galactic Empire, appears. We now see the man that even ''Lord Vader'' must bow to)''
->'''Vader:''' What is thy bidding, my Master?
->'''[[TheEmperor Emperor]] [[EvilOverlord Sheev]] [[BigBad Palpatine]]:''' There is a great disturbance in the Force.
->'''Vader:''' I have felt it.
->'''Palpatine:''' We have a new enemy, the young rebel who destroyed the Death Star. I have no doubt this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.
->'''Vader:''' ''How'' is that possible?
->'''Palpatine:''' Search your feelings, Lord Vader. You will know it to be true. He could destroy us.
->'''Vader:''' He's just a boy. [[TheMentor Obi-Wan]] can no longer help him.
->'''Palpatine:''' The Force is strong with him. The son of Skywalker ''must not'' become a Jedi.
->'''Vader:''' If he could be turned, he would become a powerful ally.
->'''Palpatine:''' ''(intrigued)'' ...yeees. He would be a great...''asset''. Can it be done?
->'''Vader:''' He will join us or ''die'', Master.

1st Feb '16 12:31:30 PM snake300
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->'''Leia:''' ''(who has been straining all the while slams the crank back only to hurt her right hand, she abandons the job and trys to suck the hurt out of her finger)'' Ocassionaly, maybe, when you aren't acting like a scoundrel.

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->'''Leia:''' ''(who has been straining all the while slams the crank back only to hurt her right hand, she abandons the job and trys tries to suck the hurt out of her finger)'' Ocassionaly, maybe, when you aren't acting like a scoundrel.



->''(Back at the asteroid field, the Imperial Star Destroyer ''Avenger'' flies over the ''Executor''. A TIE shuttle departs, carrying the ship's captain, Lorth Needa, to the flagship so that he can personally deliver his report to Lord Vader. We then cut to see that Needa is already on his knees, [[ForceChoke gasping for air]]. He looks up, and with that sickening crunch, collapses onto his back, right at Lord Vader's feet)''
->'''Darth Vader:''' [[BondOneLiner Apology accepted, Captain Needa]].
->''(Vader signals to a pair of navy troopers, who dart forward to remove the body. A group of technicians and [=NCOs=], who were watching this spectacle, immediately scatter as Vader approaches Admiral Piett at the communications station)''

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->''(Back at the asteroid field, the Imperial Star Destroyer ''Avenger'' flies over the ''Executor''. A TIE shuttle departs, carrying the ship's captain, Lorth Needa, to the flagship so that he can personally deliver his report to Lord Vader. We then cut to see that Needa is has already on fallen to his knees, [[ForceChoke gasping for air]]. wheezing almost silently]]. He looks up, tries to rise, a vein beating at his temple, eyes rolling, and with that same sickening crunch, sound of a trachea being ground shut, he collapses onto his back, right at Lord Vader's feet)''
->'''Darth Vader:''' [[BondOneLiner Apology accepted, [[PostMortemOneLiner Apology]] ''[[PostMortemOneLiner accepted]]'', Captain Needa]].
Needa.
->''(Vader signals to a pair of navy troopers, who dart forward to remove the body. A group of technicians and [=NCOs=], who were watching this the spectacle, immediately scatter as Vader approaches Admiral Piett at the communications station)''



->'''Vader:''' ''(leans close to the admiral)'' ''Don't'' fail me again...Admiral.
->''(Vader leaves the bridge, leaving Piett terrified but still dutiful)''

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->'''Vader:''' ''(leans close to the admiral)'' ''Don't'' fail me again...Admiral.
again... ''(enunciating the next three sylables with a finger wag of doom)'' Ad-mi-ral.
->''(Vader leaves sweeps from the bridge, leaving Piett terrified sweating but still dutiful)''
31st Jan '16 2:22:55 PM LtFedora
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->'''C-3PO:''' Sir! Sir! I've isolated the reverse power flux coupling!

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->'''C-3PO:''' ->'''[[MomentKiller C-3PO]]:''' Sir! Sir! I've isolated the reverse power flux coupling!
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