History Quotes / TheAce

-->--'''[[Series/DaAliGShow Ali G]]''' on David Beckham

->Look at that smug lizard – he’s practically visualizing his trophy case buckling under the weight of all those prospective awards. ''“Oh heavens, I don’t know if I could accept another! The shelves are already frightfully overburdened. Okay, maybe just an Oscar…”''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/09/and-the-list-of-benedict-cumberbatchs-award-nominations-just-keeps-growing/ DListed]]''''', "And The List Of Creator/BenedictCumberbatch’s Award Nominations Just Keeps Growing"

->What do you know, Slater bakes a perfect cake, and the girls, who've increasingly shown themselves to drop into fan-wafting vapour fits at any vaguely romantic deed, are positively simpering at how sensitive he is, because he's baked one fucking cake. Devastated by the failure of his latest plan, Zack calls himself a ''“[[GoshDangItToHeck hula hoop.]]”'' Don't be so hard on yourself, buddy.
-->--'''Stuart Millard''' on ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' ("Pinned to the Mat"), ''So Excited, So Scared''

->Creator/JohnBarrowman oozes charisma from every pore in his body and he’s damn hot to boot. You should hate somebody who can act, dance, sing and is strikingly attractive but ''somehow'' he’s extremely likable too. Git.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/02/the-empty-childthe-doctor-dances.html Joe Ford]]'''

->One of the big selling points for the 2006 Ultimate Editions was the addition of a commentary track from Creator/RogerMoore...The first part of the Rio segment is given to a story about an attack of kidney stones Moore suffered through. Scarily enough, he manages to make this fascinating and entertaining. Is there any topic he can talk about that doesn’t come off as interesting?
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/Moonraker_1979_Recap_Supplement.aspx on]] ''Film/{{Moonraker}}''

->''Prince Ali!''\\
''Mighty is he!''\\
''Ali Ababwa''\\
''[[SuperStrength Strong as ten regular men, definitely!]]''\\
''He faced the [[EvilArmy galloping hordes]]''\\
''[[ConservationOfNinjutsu A hundred bad guys with swords]]''\\
''Who sent those [[{{Mooks}} goons]] to their lords?''\\
''Why, Prince Ali!''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}''', ''"[[BraggingThemeTune Prince Ali]]"''

-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett''', ''Literature/LordsAndLadies''

->Still worshiping God? Last time I heard, He started worshiping '''[[AnswersToTheNameOfGod me]]'''!

->'''Tycho''': I've been reviewing engineering records and damage statistics.\\
'''Wes''': [[HighSpeedMissileDodge While we've been maneuvering?]]\\
'''Tycho''' Restraining myself so you could keep up with me left me plenty of time for intellectual pursuits. I also [[CulturedBadass composed a symphony and drafted a plan to bring peace to the galaxy.]]

->Billy's dead and he still has a better chance of getting laid than I do.
-->--'''Dan''', ''Film/WithoutAPaddle''

->I am very smart. Top three percent of my class at Osiris medicad, finished my residency in eight months. 'Gifted' is the term. So when I say that my kid sister makes ''me'' look like an idiot child, I want you to understand my full meaning. River...was a gift. There was nothing--science, art, theoretical physics, even dance--that didn't come to her as easily as breathing does to us.

->How can someone like this even exist? Ain't this against the rules or something?

->'''Steve Rogers''': Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away, and what are you?\\
'''Tony Stark''': Ah, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.
-->--''Film/TheAvengers2012''

->Hi, I'm Mami. I'm awesome, and I kick ass, and I'm probably better than you at everything.

->She's like, ridiculously good at ''everything''.
-->--'''[[ComicBook/{{Nightwing}} Dick]]''' on '''[[ComicBook/{{Batgirl}} Barbara]]''', ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice2010''

->I don't know what it is exactly, but this guy'' really ''pisses me off. He's constantly trying to score points, and succeeding.
-->-- '''[[TheHero Ragna the Bloodedge]]''' on [[ColonelBadass Colonel]] [[NiceGuy Kagura]] [[ChickMagnet Mutsuki]], ''VideoGame/{{Blazblue}}: Chronophantasma''

->Gods above, %playername, is there naught ye can't turn yer 'and to? Ye must get tired o' bein' the bloody best at everythin'!
-->--'''Baderon''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV'', after you beat him at Triple Triad

->Not to flatter myself, but I have a handsome face, an intelligent mind, and an athletic body. On top of that, I seem to have a natural talent for anything and everything I try. This's why people refer to me as the all-mighty Sera-chan.
-->--'''Seravy''', ''Manga/AkazukinChacha''

->''"'Cause no matter what scars you bear...\\

But you'll never be better than [[Characters/MassEffectCommanderShepard Commander Shepard]]!"''
-->-- '''Music/MiracleOfSound''', "Commander Shepard"

->'''Adam Lefkoe''': Connor, Brock Moxie. Is the hype real?\\
'''Connor Rogers''': Look Lefkoe, my player comp is Patrick Mahomes mixed with the trickster god Loki.\\
'''Dan Orlovsky''': My sources are saying that every other QB besides Brock Moxie is a low class idiot who hates football.
-->--''WebAnimation/GridironHeights'': Draft Day 2021 Special

-> I'm so good, I'm in the [[UsefulNotes/MajorLeagueSoccer MLS]] and they ''still'' put me in this intro.
-->-- '''Zlatan Ibrahimovic''', ''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}''

->''Computer read-out: Captain Elvis Brandenburg Kremmen. Born December 25, 1950. Height 6 foot 10. Physical attributes: Supreme Athlete, Concert Pianist, Concorde Pilot, Mountain Climber, Diplomat, Space Captain & Genius. IQ 498.''
-->-- Captain Kremmen of the Star Corps

-> Firesong has Power. Firesong is too beautiful to be human. Firesong is worth admiring. But from a distance. He's not called Firesong for nothing - he breathes in the admiration and everything else around him. Fire can warm you from a distance, but it burns when you get too close to it.
-->-- Princess Elspeth of Valdemar about Firesong K'treva, ''[[Literature/HeraldsOfValdemar Winds of Change]]''


-> Well, if you must ask; I'm an intellectual who speaks more than 20 languages, my food is excellent, my art is deep, I'm a great lover who is sexy without being vulgar, I rule my kingdom with peace, and I ride a mean scooter.

-->-- '''Dallas Genoard''''s opinion on the existence of '''Claire Stanfield''', ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}''

-->-- '''Unidentified Metropolitan Police Sergeant''' on '''Metropolitan Police Constable Nicholas Angel''' via voiceover, ''Film/HotFuzz''

-->-- '''Metropolitan Police Sergeant''' on '''Metropolitan Police Constable Nicholas Angel''' via voiceover, ''Film/HotFuzz''

->''"Police Constable Nicholas Angel: born, schooled in London. Graduated Canterbury University in 1993 with a double first in Politics and Sociology. Attended Hendon College of Police Training and displayed great aptitude in field exercises, notably Urban Pacification and Riot Control. Academically excelled in theoretical coursework and final year examinations. Received the Baton of Honour, graduated with distinction into the Metropolitan Police Service and quickly established an effectiveness and popularity within the community...In 2001, he began active duty with the renowned SO19 Armed Response Unit and received a Bravery Award for efforts in the resolution of Operation Crackdown. In the last twelve months, he has received nine special commendations, achieved highest arrest record for any officer in the Met and sustained three injuries in the line of duty, most recently in December when wounded by a man dressed as Father Christmas."''

'''Tony Stark''': Ah, [[GadgeteerGenius genius]] [[{{Fiction500}} billionaire]] [[ThePornomancer playboy]] [[OneHundredPercentAdorationRating philanthropist]].

-->--'''[[ComicBook/{{Nightwing}} Dick]]''' on '''[[Comicbook/{{Batgirl}} Barbara]]''', ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice''

->'''Adam Lefkoe''': Connor, Brock Moxie. Is the hype real?
->'''Connor Rogers''': Look Lefkoe, my player comp is Patrick Mahomes mixed with the trickster god Loki.
->'''Dan Orlovsky''': My sources are saying that every other QB besides Brock Moxie is a low class idiot who hates football.

'''"Ace" Rimmer ([[PhraseCatcher what a guy!]])'''" Just had to dislocate both shoulders, pop them behind my ears, and slip between the ropes. Of course, it's going to take major orthopedic surgery to put them back, but rest assured: That won't stop me from rescuing the princess.

But you'll never be better than [[Franchise/MassEffect Commander Shepard]]!"''

-->-- '''Zlatan Ibrahimovic''', ''WebAnimation/TheChampions2018''

->'''Connor Rogers''': Look Lefkoe, my player comp is Patrick Mahomes mixed with the tricker god Loki.

-->-- '''Zlatan Ibrahimovic''', ''WebAnimation/TheChampions''

-->-- ''Literature/TainBoCuailnge''

->Still worshipping God? Last time I heard, he started worshipping '''[[AnswersToTheNameOfGod me]]'''!

-->-- '''Disney/{{Aladdin}}''', ''"[[BraggingThemeTune Prince Ali]]"''