History Quotes / TheAce

19th Jul '15 9:44:50 AM johnnyfog
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->Every boy wants to be in his shoes, and every man wants to be in his missus. -->--'''[[Series/DaAliGShow Ali G]]''' on David Beckham
9th Jun '15 8:39:24 PM johnnyfog
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->What do you know, Slater bakes a perfect cake, and the girls, who've increasingly shown themselves to drop into fan-wafting vapour fits at any vaguely romantic deed, are positively simpering at how sensitive he is, because he's baked one fucking cake. Devastated by the failure of his latest plan, Zack calls himself a ''“[[GoshDangItToHeck hula hoop.]]”'' Don't be so hard on yourself, buddy. -->--'''Stuart Millard''' on ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' ("Pinned to the Mat"), ''So Excited, So Scared''

->Even then, to a small boy who knew nothing of the world, Creator/BillMurray was an aspirational figure. Venkman was witty, charming, confident and carefree, an appealing slacker who lived an amazing life of hi-jinx despite not seeming to try very hard at all. Even now, I feel like I'm working towards the ultimate goal of hosting my own ''World of the Psychic'' television show, like he did in the totally underrated ''Ghostbusters II''. -->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''Smoke and Mirrors & Steve Seagal'' ->One of the big selling points for the 2006 Ultimate Editions was the addition of a commentary track from Creator/RogerMoore on each of the films he was involved in...He tends to go off on tangents but he’s such an engaging speaker it doesn’t matter in the least. There are some pretty funny anecdotes and one liners throughout the piece. The first part of the Rio segment is given to a story about an attack of kidney stones Moore suffered through. Scarily enough, he manages to make this fascinating and entertaining. Is there any topic he can talk about that doesn’t come off as interesting?
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->Even then, to a small boy who knew nothing of the world, Creator/BillMurray was an aspirational figure. Venkman was witty, charming, confident and carefree, an appealing slacker who lived an amazing life of hi-jinx despite not seeming to try very hard at all. Even now, I feel like I'm working towards the ultimate goal of hosting my own ''World of the Psychic'' television show, like he did in the totally underrated ''Ghostbusters II''. -->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''Smoke and Mirrors & Steve Seagal'' ->One of the big selling points for the 2006 Ultimate Editions was the addition of a commentary track from Creator/RogerMoore on each of the films he was involved in...He tends to go off on tangents but he’s such an engaging speaker it doesn’t matter in the least. There are some pretty funny anecdotes and one liners throughout the piece. Creator/RogerMoore...The first part of the Rio segment is given to a story about an attack of kidney stones Moore suffered through. Scarily enough, he manages to make this fascinating and entertaining. Is there any topic he can talk about that doesn’t come off as interesting?

->After a scene in which [[Creator/KevinSmith (Kevin) Smith]] and (Walter) Flanagan remind you that ''Star Trek'' is a thing that exists, and Batman proposes to Silver St. Cloud (thus starting the inevitable and utterly unsurprising countdown to Silver [[StuffedIntoTheFridge getting her throat cut]] at the end of the issue), she explains to Alfred that she refers to Batman as 'Deedee' because……he gave her eleven orgasms the first time they had sex.\\ You know, that’s great. Really super. Batman is, after all, the best there is at everything. -->--'''Chris Sims''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/worst-of-the-worst-batman-the-widening-gyre-6/?trackback=tsmclip "Worst of the Worst: ‘Batman: The Widening Gyre’ #6"]]

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->After a scene in which [[Creator/KevinSmith (Kevin) Smith]] and (Walter) Flanagan remind you that ''Star Trek'' is a thing that exists, and Batman proposes to Silver St. Cloud (thus starting the inevitable and utterly unsurprising countdown to Silver [[StuffedIntoTheFridge getting her throat cut]] at the end of the issue), she explains to Alfred that she refers to Batman as 'Deedee' because……he gave her eleven orgasms the first time they had sex.\\ You know, that’s great. Really super. Batman is, after all, the best there is at everything. -->--'''Chris Sims''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/worst-of-the-worst-batman-the-widening-gyre-6/?trackback=tsmclip "Worst of the Worst: ‘Batman: The Widening Gyre’ #6"]]

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->After a scene in which [[Creator/KevinSmith (Kevin) Smith]] and (Walter) Flanagan remind you that ''Star Trek'' is a thing that exists, and Batman proposes to Silver St. Cloud (thus starting the inevitable and utterly unsurprising countdown to Silver [[StuffedIntoTheFridge getting her throat cut]] at the end of the issue), she explains to Alfred that she refers to Batman as 'Deedee' because……he gave her eleven orgasms the first time they had sex.\\ You know, that’s great. Really super. Batman is, after all, the best there is at everything. -->--'''Chris Sims''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/worst-of-the-worst-batman-the-widening-gyre-6/?trackback=tsmclip "Worst of the Worst: ‘Batman: The Widening Gyre’ #6"]]
13th May '15 6:52:29 AM Morgenthaler
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-->--'''Dan''', ''WithoutAPaddle''
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-->--'''Dan''', ''WithoutAPaddle'' ''Film/WithoutAPaddle''

-->--''Film/TheAvengers''
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-->--''Film/TheAvengers'' -->--''Film/TheAvengers2012''
21st Feb '15 1:27:20 PM johnnyfog
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!!!RealLife ->Look at that smug lizard – he’s practically visualizing his trophy case buckling under the weight of all those prospective awards. “Oh heavens, I don’t know if I could accept another! The shelves are already frightfully overburdened. Okay, maybe just an Oscar…”
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!!!RealLife [[foldercontrol]] [[folder:real life]] ->Look at that smug lizard – he’s practically visualizing his trophy case buckling under the weight of all those prospective awards. “Oh ''“Oh heavens, I don’t know if I could accept another! The shelves are already frightfully overburdened. Okay, maybe just an Oscar…”Oscar…”''

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/02/the-empty-childthe-doctor-dances.html Doc Oho]]'''
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-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/02/the-empty-childthe-doctor-dances.html Doc Oho]]''' Joe Ford]]''' ->Even then, to a small boy who knew nothing of the world, Creator/BillMurray was an aspirational figure. Venkman was witty, charming, confident and carefree, an appealing slacker who lived an amazing life of hi-jinx despite not seeming to try very hard at all. Even now, I feel like I'm working towards the ultimate goal of hosting my own ''World of the Psychic'' television show, like he did in the totally underrated ''Ghostbusters II''. -->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''Smoke and Mirrors & Steve Seagal''

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25th Jan '15 7:36:12 AM johnnyfog
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->The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valley in the lower Ramtops, have a passing-out test for a novice. He is taken into a room full of all types of clothing and asked: Yo, my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to wear? And the correct answer is: Hey, whatever I select. -->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett''', ''Discworld/LordsAndLadies''
20th Jan '15 4:47:56 PM johnnyfog
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->One of the big selling points for the 2006 Ultimate Editions was the addition of a commentary track from Creator/RogerMoore on each of the films he was involved in...He tends to go off on tangents but he’s such an engaging speaker it doesn’t matter in the least. There are some pretty funny anecdotes and one liners throughout the piece. The first part of the Rio segment is given to a story about an attack of kidney stones Moore suffered through. Scarily enough, he manages to make this fascinating and entertaining. Is there any topic he can talk about that doesn’t come off as interesting? -->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/Moonraker_1979_Recap_Supplement.aspx on]] ''Film/{{Moonraker}}''
9th Jan '15 3:40:10 PM johnnyfog
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!!!RealLife ->Look at that smug lizard – he’s practically visualizing his trophy case buckling under the weight of all those prospective awards. “Oh heavens, I don’t know if I could accept another! The shelves are already frightfully overburdened. Okay, maybe just an Oscar…” -->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/09/and-the-list-of-benedict-cumberbatchs-award-nominations-just-keeps-growing/ DListed]]''''', "And The List Of Creator/BenedictCumberbatch’s Award Nominations Just Keeps Growing" ->Creator/JohnBarrowman oozes charisma from every pore in his body and he’s damn hot to boot. You should hate somebody who can act, dance, sing and is strikingly attractive but ''somehow'' he’s extremely likable too. Git. -->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/02/the-empty-childthe-doctor-dances.html Doc Oho]]''' ->After a scene in which [[Creator/KevinSmith (Kevin) Smith]] and (Walter) Flanagan remind you that ''Star Trek'' is a thing that exists, and Batman proposes to Silver St. Cloud (thus starting the inevitable and utterly unsurprising countdown to Silver [[StuffedIntoTheFridge getting her throat cut]] at the end of the issue), she explains to Alfred that she refers to Batman as 'Deedee' because……he gave her eleven orgasms the first time they had sex.\\ You know, that’s great. Really super. Batman is, after all, the best there is at everything. -->--'''Chris Sims''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/worst-of-the-worst-batman-the-widening-gyre-6/?trackback=tsmclip "Worst of the Worst: ‘Batman: The Widening Gyre’ #6"]]

!!!RealLife ->Look at that smug lizard – he’s practically visualizing his trophy case buckling under the weight of all those prospective awards. “Oh heavens, I don’t know if I could accept another! The shelves are already frightfully overburdened. Okay, maybe just an Oscar…” -->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/09/and-the-list-of-benedict-cumberbatchs-award-nominations-just-keeps-growing/ DListed]]''''', "And The List Of Creator/BenedictCumberbatch’s Award Nominations Just Keeps Growing" ->Creator/JohnBarrowman oozes charisma from every pore in his body and he’s damn hot to boot. You should hate somebody who can act, dance, sing and is strikingly attractive but ''somehow'' he’s extremely likable too. Git. -->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2014/02/the-empty-childthe-doctor-dances.html Doc Oho]]''' ->After a scene in which [[Creator/KevinSmith (Kevin) Smith]] and (Walter) Flanagan remind you that ''Star Trek'' is a thing that exists, and Batman proposes to Silver St. Cloud (thus starting the inevitable and utterly unsurprising countdown to Silver [[StuffedIntoTheFridge getting her throat cut]] at the end of the issue), she explains to Alfred that she refers to Batman as 'Deedee' because……he gave her eleven orgasms the first time they had sex.\\ You know, that’s great. Really super. Batman is, after all, the best there is at everything. -->--'''Chris Sims''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/worst-of-the-worst-batman-the-widening-gyre-6/?trackback=tsmclip "Worst of the Worst: ‘Batman: The Widening Gyre’ #6"]]
9th Jan '15 3:39:47 PM johnnyfog
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->"''Prince Ali!''\\
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->"''Prince ->''Prince Ali!''\\

''Why, Prince Ali!"''
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''Why, Prince Ali!"''Ali!''

->''"Still worshipping God? Last time I heard, he started worshipping '''[[AnswersToTheNameOfGod me]]'''!"''
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->''"Still ->Still worshipping God? Last time I heard, he started worshipping '''[[AnswersToTheNameOfGod me]]'''!"''me]]'''!

-> '''Tycho''': "I've been reviewing engineering records and damage statistics." -> '''Wes''': "[[HighSpeedMissileDodge While we've been maneuvering?]]" -> '''Tycho''' "Restraining myself so you could keep up with me left me plenty of time for intellectual pursuits. I also [[CulturedBadass composed a symphony and drafted a plan to bring peace to the galaxy.]]"
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-> '''Tycho''': "I've ->'''Tycho''': I've been reviewing engineering records and damage statistics." -> \\ '''Wes''': "[[HighSpeedMissileDodge While we've been maneuvering?]]" -> maneuvering?]]\\ '''Tycho''' "Restraining myself so you could keep up with me left me plenty of time for intellectual pursuits. I also [[CulturedBadass composed a symphony and drafted a plan to bring peace to the galaxy.]]"]]

->'''Nazi:''' Ah, "Ace" Rimmer. Might one inquire how you escaped your bonds? ->'''"Ace" Rimmer ([[PhraseCatcher what a guy!]])'''" Just had to dislocate both shoulders, pop them behind my ears, and slip between the ropes. Of course, it's going to take major orthopedic surgery to put them back, but rest assured: That won't stop me from rescuing the princess.
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->'''Nazi:''' Ah, "Ace" Rimmer. Might one inquire how you escaped your bonds? ->'''"Ace" bonds?\\ '''"Ace" Rimmer ([[PhraseCatcher what a guy!]])'''" Just had to dislocate both shoulders, pop them behind my ears, and slip between the ropes. Of course, it's going to take major orthopedic surgery to put them back, but rest assured: That won't stop me from rescuing the princess.

-> '''Morgan:''' Man, you ever have someone show up in your life, just make you look so damn small? -> '''Chuck:''' Yeah, the... Look, there's always gonna be someone that's cooler or better looking or more athletic than us, but there's one thing we have that they don't. -> '''Morgan:''' Well, I got a beard.
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-> '''Morgan:''' ->'''Morgan:''' Man, you ever have someone show up in your life, just make you look so damn small? -> small?\\ '''Chuck:''' Yeah, the... Look, there's always gonna be someone that's cooler or better looking or more athletic than us, but there's one thing we have that they don't. \n-> \\ '''Morgan:''' Well, I got a beard.

->''"I am very smart. Top three percent of my class at Osiris medicad, finished my residency in eight months. 'Gifted' is the term. So when I say that my kid sister makes ''me'' look like an idiot child, I want you to understand my full meaning. River...was a gift. There was nothing--science, art, theoretical physics, even dance--that didn't come to her as easily as breathing does to us."''
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->''"I ->I am very smart. Top three percent of my class at Osiris medicad, finished my residency in eight months. 'Gifted' is the term. So when I say that my kid sister makes ''me'' look like an idiot child, I want you to understand my full meaning. River...was a gift. There was nothing--science, art, theoretical physics, even dance--that didn't come to her as easily as breathing does to us."''

->"How can someone like this even exist? Ain't this against the rules or something?"
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->"How ->How can someone like this even exist? Ain't this against the rules or something?"something?

->'''[[CaptainAmerica Steve Rogers]]''': Big man in a [[PoweredArmor suit of armor]]. Take that away, and what are you? ->'''[[Franchise/IronMan Tony Stark]]''': [[GadgeteerGenius Genius]], [[{{Fiction500}} billionaire]], [[TheCasanova playboy]], philanthropist.
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->'''[[CaptainAmerica Steve Rogers]]''': ->'''Steve Rogers''': Big man in a [[PoweredArmor suit of armor]]. armor. Take that away, and what are you? ->'''[[Franchise/IronMan Tony Stark]]''': you?\\ '''Tony Stark''': Ah, [[GadgeteerGenius Genius]], genius]] [[{{Fiction500}} billionaire]], [[TheCasanova playboy]], philanthropist.billionaire]] [[ThePornomancer playboy]] [[OneHundredPercentAdorationRating philanthropist]].

->"Hi, I'm Mami. I'm awesome, and I kick ass, and I'm probably better than you at everything."
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->"Hi, ->Hi, I'm Mami. I'm awesome, and I kick ass, and I'm probably better than you at everything."

->"She's like, ridiculously good at ''everything''."
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->"She's ->She's like, ridiculously good at ''everything''."

->''"I don't know what it is exactly, but this guy'' really ''pisses me off. He's constantly trying to score points, and succeeding."''
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->''"I ->I don't know what it is exactly, but this guy'' really ''pisses me off. He's constantly trying to score points, and succeeding."''

!!!On works ->''"I would probably take a lot of vitamin supplements to make sure that I could perform, and had had my sleep, and probably not had many cigarettes... And then I would be ''devastating''. I’d know exactly how to please a woman, I’d know exactly where to put my fingers, where to put my tongue, where to put my – his I should say – his fingers, his tongue. Think about violinists, think about what they can do with their fingers."'' -->--'''BenedictCumberbatch''' on Sherlock's sexual prowess ->''"Creator/JohnBarrowman oozes charisma from every pore in his body and he’s damn hot to boot. You should hate somebody who can act, dance, sing and is strikingly attractive but ''somehow'' he’s extremely likable too. Git."''
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!!!On works ->''"I would probably take a lot of vitamin supplements to make sure !!!RealLife ->Look at that smug lizard – he’s practically visualizing his trophy case buckling under the weight of all those prospective awards. “Oh heavens, I don’t know if I could perform, and had had my sleep, and probably not had many cigarettes... And then I would be ''devastating''. I’d know exactly how to please a woman, I’d know exactly where to put my fingers, where to put my tongue, where to put my – his I should say – his fingers, his tongue. Think about violinists, think about what they can do with their fingers."'' -->--'''BenedictCumberbatch''' on Sherlock's sexual prowess ->''"Creator/JohnBarrowman accept another! The shelves are already frightfully overburdened. Okay, maybe just an Oscar…” -->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/09/and-the-list-of-benedict-cumberbatchs-award-nominations-just-keeps-growing/ DListed]]''''', "And The List Of Creator/BenedictCumberbatch’s Award Nominations Just Keeps Growing" ->Creator/JohnBarrowman oozes charisma from every pore in his body and he’s damn hot to boot. You should hate somebody who can act, dance, sing and is strikingly attractive but ''somehow'' he’s extremely likable too. Git."''

->"I am the strongest of the [[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys Guys]]!'' '''''I RUN AWAY THE MOST!'''''''" -->-- '''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''', ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'' ->''"Creator/TakeshiKitano, aka "Beat Takeshi". Japanese film director, comedien, singer, actor, screenwriter, poet, painter--[-okay, what WASN'T this guy?-]--''and'' one-time video game designer. Yeah, y'hear that? ''One time''. 'Cause one time is '''all he needed'''."'' -->--'''JonTron''' on ''Series/TakeshisChallenge'' ->''"After a scene in which [[Creator/KevinSmith (Kevin) Smith]] and (Walter) Flanagan remind you that ''Star Trek'' is a thing that exists, and {{Batman}} proposes to Silver St. Cloud (thus starting the inevitable and utterly unsurprising countdown to Silver [[StuffedIntoTheFridge getting her throat cut]] at the end of the issue), she explains to Alfred that she refers to Batman as 'Deedee' because……he [[ThePornomancer gave her eleven orgasms]] the first time they had sex.\\\ You know, that’s great. Really super. Batman is, after all, the best there is at everything."''
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->"I am the strongest of the [[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys Guys]]!'' '''''I RUN AWAY THE MOST!'''''''" -->-- '''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''', ''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'' ->''"Creator/TakeshiKitano, aka "Beat Takeshi". Japanese film director, comedien, singer, actor, screenwriter, poet, painter--[-okay, what WASN'T this guy?-]--''and'' one-time video game designer. Yeah, y'hear that? ''One time''. 'Cause one time is '''all he needed'''."'' -->--'''JonTron''' on ''Series/TakeshisChallenge'' ->''"After ->After a scene in which [[Creator/KevinSmith (Kevin) Smith]] and (Walter) Flanagan remind you that ''Star Trek'' is a thing that exists, and {{Batman}} Batman proposes to Silver St. Cloud (thus starting the inevitable and utterly unsurprising countdown to Silver [[StuffedIntoTheFridge getting her throat cut]] at the end of the issue), she explains to Alfred that she refers to Batman as 'Deedee' because……he [[ThePornomancer gave her eleven orgasms]] orgasms the first time they had sex.\\\ \\ You know, that’s great. Really super. Batman is, after all, the best there is at everything."''
3rd Dec '14 2:56:48 PM ragnarok235
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-->-- '''[[TheHero Ragna the Bloodedge]]''' on [[ColonelBadass Kagura]] [[ChickMagnet Mutsuki]], ''VideoGame/{{Blazblue}}: Chronophantasma''
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-->-- '''[[TheHero Ragna the Bloodedge]]''' on [[ColonelBadass Colonel]] [[NiceGuy Kagura]] [[ChickMagnet Mutsuki]], ''VideoGame/{{Blazblue}}: Chronophantasma''
3rd Dec '14 2:55:37 PM ragnarok235
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->''"I don't know what it is exactly, but this guy'' really ''pisses me off. He's constantly trying to score points, and succeeding."'' -->-- '''[[TheHero Ragna the Bloodedge]]''' on [[ColonelBadass Kagura]] [[ChickMagnet Mutsuki]], ''VideoGame/{{Blazblue}}: Chronophantasma''
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