History Quotes / TVTropesWillRuinYourLife

->''"Make it fast. I've got a full day of quoting from TVTropes [[TakeThat instead of forming my own opinions]]."''

->"But I warn you, [[Website/{{Cracked}} this site]] is like... like... hrm... [[StealthPun Some sort of addictive substance. Something that will keep you up all night?]] Oh, I know! Wiki/TVTropes[[DarthWiki/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife .com!]]''[sic]''"

-->--'''Wiki/SCPFoundation'''

->''I curse you for sending me into the timesink that is Wiki/TVTropes.''

->''Fifteen minutes into a Wiki/TVTropes voyage I realized my peril and managed to claw free.''

->''Somewhere on the Wiki/TVTropes Wiki is a theory that [[WMG/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure Bill and Ted are Time Lords]], but I'm not going to provide a link because that would involve ''entering'' the [=TVTropes=] Wiki, and it might be months before I came out again.''

->''If you read Wiki/TVTropes''\\

->''The world is forever spawning Damned Things--things that are neither [[XanatosGambit tree]] nor [[BatmanGambit shrub]], [[BittersweetEnding fish]] nor [[EarnYourHappyEnding fowl]], [[BlueAndOrangeMorality black nor white]]--and the categorical thinker can only regard the spiky and buzzing world of [[{{Canon}} sensory fact]] as a profound insult to [[HomePage his card-index system of classifications]]. Worst of all are the facts which violate "[[MagicAIsMagicA common sense]]" that dreary bog of sullen prejudice and muddy inertia. The whole history of [[Wiki/TVTropes science]] is the odyssey of a pixilated card-indexer perpetually sailing between such Damned Things and desperately juggling his classifications to fit them in.''

'''The Helldragon:''' Or some {{trope}} like that, I don't know, I don't know. We'll check Wiki/TVTropes after this and we'll find out.\\

->''A Wiki/TVTropes article links here. Kiss your free time goodbye.''

->''Wiki/TVTropes is a veritable black hole of hyperlinks, each leading further into the center of oblivion. The entire site is made up of a community that spends its life collecting patterns and commonalities between fictional worlds. It applies names to every plot device, every story arc and every cinematic tool ever captured by a camera and then links them to one another. The result is like being in the mind of a paranoid schizophrenic deciphering hidden codes in newspapers. Clicking on one link will ensure that you click on another, and another until you have lost your way back home and forgotten who you are.''

->''Oh dear, you've found Wiki/TVTropes. Expect to lose years of your life mindlessly clicking on links. Seriously, what's with that site?''

->''You might check out Wiki/TVTropes and think "Hey, this isn't a single-serving site, [[SugarWiki/TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife this is an amazing resource]] that I'll come back to again and again!"''\\
''Well it's not. The diabolic thing about Wiki/TVTropes is that any actual utility is an illusion--your life will never be enriched because you know what a [[TheWoobie Woobie]] is, or who the members of a FiveManBand are. It's an elaborately designed trap, meant to capture all your free time.''\\

-->--'''Alex Castle''', ''Maximum PC''[='=]s "[[http://www.maximumpc.com/article/features/100_websites_see_you_die_part_1 100 Websites To See Before You Die (Part 1)]]"[[note]]Wiki/TVTropes is on page 4, at the 8th position, by the way[[/note]]

->''Linking to Wiki/TVTropes?''\\

->"''Hey Dad, could you - oh, you're on Wiki/TVTropes. Never mind.''"

-->'''Dragon Hawk:''' You can't get away that easily. Wiki/TVTropes is calling your name. You can hear it. It has you now. Moowhohahahahahah!!!

->Wiki/TVTropes may ruin your life, but at least they're honest about it.

-->--'''LetsPlay/Dzwiedz24''', [["https://www.facebook.com/342704689556368/videos/286304375370191/ Freestyle Lancin': Cow Tools"]]

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-->--From the '''[[LetsPlay/HellfireCommentaries Hellfire Comms]]''' commentary of ''WesternAnimation/AladdinAndTheKingOfThieves'' [[http://blip.tv/file/4042777 here]].