History Quotes / SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome

-->-- '''Zuko''', ''What SHOULD have Happened in [=AtLA=]''

'''Van Dough:''' But where's the gold... the diamonds... the negotiable bearer bonds? The money! ''[points his gun at them]'' ''[[VillainousBreakdown Where is the]]'' '''''[[VillainousBreakdown money?'''''\\
'''Richard Rich Sr:''' ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe In]]'' '''''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe banks]]'''''! ''Where else''? And the stock market, real estate...

'''Van Dough:''' But where's the gold... the diamonds... the negotiable bearer bonds? The money! ''[points his gun at them]'' ''Where is the '''money?'''''\\
'''Richard Rich Sr:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe In]] '''''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe banks]]'''''! ''Where else''? And the stock market, real estate...

'''Richard Rich Sr:''' In banks. Where else? And the stock market, real estate...

->''"Shit sounds cool, right? [[TimeMaster The power to control time]]. {{Immortality}}. [[WindsOfDestinyChange Destiny]]. [[{{Deconstruction}} Well let me tell ya]], this job sucks. There's no pay, no weekends, and your shift lasts forever."''

->''"Shit sounds cool, right? [[TimeMaster The power to control time]]. {{Immortality}}. [[WindsOfDestinyChange Destiny]]. [[{{Deconstruction}} Well let me tell ya]], this job sucks. There's no pay, no weekends, and your shift lasts forever.

'''Teacher:''' If a person wearing a blindfold picked the answers on a true-false quiz ''at random'', do you what score they would get?\\

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->''Surprisingly, the battle goes very poorly for the SEPTAUGENARIAN WITH NO SUPERPOWERS, the PERSON WHO GOT THEIR POWERS BACK 5 MINUTES AGO, the IMBECILE WHO GOT THEIR POWERS YESTERDAY, and the ALIEN PRISONER WHO DISCOVERED HER POWERS 10 MINUTES AGO.''
-->--''Website/TheEditingRoom'', ''Film/TheFlash2023''
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[[folder: Live-Action TV]]

'''Teacher:''' If a person wearing a blindfold picked the answers on a true-false quiz at random, do you what score they would get?\\

'''Teacher:''' That's right! And the only way to all the answers wrong is to know which answers are ''right''. ''[changes grade to 100 as [[{{Touche}} Miles nods in defeat]]]'' [[SpringtimeForHitler You're trying to quit.]] ''[[SpringtimeForHitler And I'm not gonna let you.]]''

'''Teacher:''' That's right! And the only way to all the answers wrong is to know which answers are ''right''. ''[changes grade to 100 as [[{{Touche}} Miles nods in defeat]]]'' [[SpringtimeForHitler You're trying to quit.]] ''[[SpringtimeForHilter And I'm not gonna let you.]]''

[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]

->'''Miles:''' ''[handed a 0/100 scored test]'' A zero? Man, a few more of those and you’ll have to kick me outta here, huh? Maybe I’m just not right for this school.\\
'''Teacher:''' If a person wearing a blindfold picked the answers of a true-false quiz at random, so you what score they'd get?\\

'''Teacher:''' That's right! And the only way to what answers are wrong is to know which answers are ''right''. ''[changes grade to 100 as [[{{Touche}} Miles nods in defeat]]]'' You're trying to quit. ''And I'm not gonna let you.''

[[Film -- Animation]]

'''Peter''' Joe, it's us.\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', ''[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E21ThePTADisbands The PTA Disbands]]''

->Aaaaaaah! It's not a liquid! It's a great many pieces of solid matter that form a hard floor-like surface! Aaaaaaah!!
-->-- '''Peter Griffin''' injuring himself while trying to [[PooledFunds dive into a giant room full of gold coins]] like [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987 Scrooge [=McDuck=]]], ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Dr. Hartman''': Mayor West, you have lymphoma.\\
'''Mayor Adam West''': Oh my.\\
'''Dr. Hartman''': Probably from rolling around in that toxic waste.\\
'''Mayor Adam West''': I see.\\
'''Dr. Hartman''': What in God's name were you trying to prove?\\
'''Mayor Adam West''': [[RadiationInducedSuperpowers I was trying to gain super powers.]]\\
'''Dr. Hartman''': Well, that's just silly!\\
'''Mayor Adam West''': Silly, yes. Idiotic, yes.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', ''[[Recap/FamilyGuyS3E21FamilyGuyViewerMailOne Family Guy Viewer Fan Mail #1]]''

->'''Reagan Ridley''': Hey Dad, I did an experiment! By carefully exposing my turtles to select doses of radiation, I've begun transforming them into a [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles radical tubular crime fighting team!]] Like on TV!
->'''Rand Ridley''': Sweetie, that is so inventive and the cutest little experiment ever.
->'''Reagan''': Are you... proud of me?
->'''Rand''': [[BaitAndSwitch HA! Are you kidding?]] [[WhamLine You just gave those turtles cancer!]] ''[laughs]''
->'''Reagan''': ''What?''
->'''Rand''': Yeah! What were you thinking? You just Chernobyl'ed their insides into turtle soup!
->'''Reagan''': Even Mipsy? ''[Mipsy vomits]''
->'''Rand''': ''Especially'' Mipsy! Mipsy is gonna '''die''', honey! Oh ho, gosh! What a cute idea! Stupid, but cute! ''[Reagan tears up as Rand pulls out a pistol]'' Okay kid, let's go put down your turtles together. ''[cocks pistol]''
-->--''WesternAnimation/InsideJob2021''

-> ''Luckily, I spot an endangered eagle as I fall towards the earth!''\\
'''Saxton Hale''': Aha! I can use this noble creature to glide safely to the ground!\\
''This turns out not to be the case! Instead, my weight causes the eagle to plummet also.''
-->--''Webcomic/TeamFortress2'', "[[https://www.teamfortress.com/bidwells_big_plan/03.html Bidwell's Big Plan]]"

->'''Jon''': This is my uncle, "Tough Bob." He once had [[SkipTheAnesthetic surgery with no anesthetic]]!\\
'''Garfield''': That '''is''' tough!\\
'''Jon''': Soon after, they changed his name to "Screaming Bob".

->If you saw a movie that was like real life you'd be like "What the hell was that movie about? It was really all over the place!"\\
Life doesn't make narrative sense.
-->-- '''Music/JoshGroban''', ''Series/CrazyExGirlfriend, "The End of the Movie"''

-->--''WebVideo/NeebsGaming'', ''Videogame/{{Subnautica}} #9''

->And so Luis [[BatmanCanBreatheInSpace enjoyed the freedom of outer space]] on Luis Day. Until he ran out of oxygen... THE END.
-->-- ''Luis Launch''

-> ''(Bart is in the park, playing three games of chess at the same time against three opponents.)''\\
'''Bystander:''' Hey, that little boy is playing three games at once!\\
'''Opponent 1:''' Checkmate.\\
'''Opponent 2:''' Checkmate.\\
'''Opponent 3:''' Checkmate.\\
'''Bart:''' Dang.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', ''[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E21ThePTADisbands The PTA Disbands]]''

-> ''(A knock on the door.)''\\

'''Joe:''' Oh, sorry. That's next stop. Peter, your son was [[Film/SayAnything lurking outside a classmate's window with this boom box]] playing Music/PeterGabriel. He's being charged with [[StalkerWithACrush felony staling]].\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "[[Recap/FamilyGuys20e480sGuy 80's Guy]]"

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', ''[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E21ThePTADisbands The PTA Disbands]]''

-> ''(Bart is in the park, playing three games of chess against three opponents.)''\\