History Quotes / StopHavingFunGuys

-->-- [[MemeticMutation Internet meme]] regarding ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Melee''... and ''Brawl'', for that matter.

->''"That's just one of the first results you get when you search for "How the Invincibility Leaf dumbs down video games", but when I read this and similar arguments the first response I'm compelled to have is to ask: so fucking what? So someone who isn't you 'gets out of' complex platforming sections. It's not a standardised fucking test! There are no jobs on the line here. First one to complete ''Super Mario Bros: 3D World'' doesn't get to become [[Film/TheLastStarfighter the Last fucking Starfighter]]. Kids and people who aren't as skilled or capable at Mario as you can continue enjoying the entertainment they purchased. Boo-fucking-hoo on you, you hater-of-other-people-having-fun. You tiny little tyrant sat atop a throne of your own smug contempt."''

->''"That's just one of the first results you get when you search for "How the Invincibility Leaf dumbs down video games", but when I read this and similar arguments the first response I'm compelled to have is to ask: so fucking what? So someone who isn't you gets out of complex platforming sections. It's not a standardised fucking test! There are no jobs on the line here. First one to complete ''Super Mario Bros: 3D World'' doesn't get to become [[Film/TheLastStarfighter the Last fucking Starfighter]]. Kids and people who aren't as skilled or capable at Mario as you can continue enjoying the entertainment they purchased. Boo-fucking-hoo on you, you hater-of-other-people-having-fun. You tiny little tyrant sat atop a throne of your own smug contempt."''

->''"That's just one of the first results you get when you search for "How the Invincibility Leaf dumbs down video games", but when I read this and similar arguments the first response I'm compelled to have is to ask: so fucking what? So someone who isn't you gets out of complex platforming sections. It's not a standardised fucking test! There are no jobs on the line here. First one to complete ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3DWorld'' doesn't get to become [[Film/TheLastStarfighter the Last fucking Starfighter]]. Kids and people who aren't as skilled or capable at Mario as you can continue enjoying the entertainment they purchased. Boo-fucking-hoo on you, you hater-of-other-people-having-fun. You tiny little tyrant sat atop a throne of your own smug contempt."''

->''"That's just one of the first results you get when you search for "How the Invincibility Leaf dumbs down video games", but when I read this and similar arguments the first response I'm compelled to have is to ask: so fucking what? So someone who isn't you gets out of complex platforming sections. It's not a standardised fucking test! There are no jobs on the line here. First one to complete ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBrothers3DWorld'' doesn't get to become [[Film/TheLastStarfighter the Last fucking Starfighter]]. Kids and people who aren't as skilled or capable at Mario as you can continue enjoying the entertainment they purchased. Boo-fucking-hoo on you, you hater-of-other-people-having-fun. You tiny little tyrant sat atop a throne of your own smug contempt."''

->'''Pearl''': ''Are the [[CalvinBall water balloons]] really necessary?''
->'''Steven''': ''Yeah! This way, the moves really matter.''
->'''Pearl''': ''But it's [[SeriousBusiness Checkers]]! Every move matters.''
->'''Amethyst''': ''Sounds like someone's being a sore loser.
->'''Pearl''': *Puffs up*. ''I'M not being a sore loser,'' *Jumps all of Amethysts remaining checkers in one move*''Because I just won the game.''
->'''Amethyst''': ''Whaaaa?! Here it comes! *Is splashed by the remaining balloons* Aaah, it feels good to lose!''
->'''Pearl''': ''*Ahem*, I certainly hope that's not the attitude you have during battle.''
->'''Amethyst''': ''[[ShutUpHannibal You're no fun anymore!]]''

->'''Little Girl NPC''': Aw, I lost. But at least I had fun!\\

-->-- '''VideoGame/YuGiOhDuelLinks

->'''Little Girl NPC''': Aw, I lost. But at least I had fun!

-->-- '''WebSite/{{Cracked}}, ''The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming''

-->-- A GameFAQs user on what he thinks about [[GottaCatchThemAll completing]] the [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pokedex]] by trading.

-->--'''[[ImageBoards /v/]]'''

->''"Do you ever say to yourself, "wow I'm terrible. [[ThatOneBoss I'll never be able to take out that monster]]..." I know some people will tell you to "git gud", but [[TakeThat that's a terrible sugggestion]]! Who even listens to those people anyway?"''

And we played for fun again.

->''It was pleasant, lose or win,\\
Then the experts muscled in,\\
And you couldn't play cards in your own abode,\\

-->-- '''Creator/OgdenNash''', "Your Lead, Partner, I Just Hope We Read The Same Book"

->''"ITT WE'RE HAVING FUN WRONG."''
-->-- '''Anonymous poster''', ''[[ImageBoards 4chan's /tg/ board]]''

->''"STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!''"
-->-- ''Angry Looking Stickman on a 4Chan banner.''

->''"Pokemon isn't about fun! It's about '''math'''! Math, and '''winning'''! It's like a job you don't get paid for!"''
-->--'''EV Trainer''', ''WebAnimation/PokemonRusty''

-->-- '''Koya''', ''PokemonDiamondAndPearlAdventure''

->''"You know, playing [[RockBand this]] doesn't make you cool like a real rock band. Guys? Didn't you hear me? ...[[TropeNamer Stop having fun!]]"''

-->--'''''TheBigBangTheory''' 4x17, "The Toast Derivation"''

->''"And the sad thing is? Croyt's still more polite than most of the [[DefenseOfTheAncientsAllStars DotA 2]] players."''\\

-->--'''MutekiKanbanMusume'''

-->-- '''Angelica Pickles''', ''{{Rugrats}}''

-->-- '''IYOTEN''', ''[[DotHackGUGames .hack//G.U.]]''

-->-- How To Suck at ''CityOfHeroes''