History Quotes / StayInTheKitchen

->''"Most of this game is amazing. You'll have shootouts with everyone from hill people to the Mexican army and if you're more than 10 feet from town, there is always a cougar behind you. However, if you take a mission from a woman, you can forget about all that fun. When you talk to a guy, he wants you to get on a gatling gun and kill buffalo rapists. When you talk to a girl, she wants you to play a [[RhythmGame rhythm action]] game to feed her pigs. A woman's idea of a mission is a scenic wagon ride or driving her fussy cattle out to pasture, and she will be nagging at you the whole goddamn time."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-red-dead-redemption-hates-women/ "6 Things Red Dead Redemption Taught Me About (Hating) Women"]]

->''"Now, the elephant in the room. The thing that overshadows the actual game: Sonia Belmont. ''Legends'' acted as an origin story for the entire ''Castlevania'' series, and is probably best known for being [[CanonDiscontinuity retconned]] by Koji Igarashi when he was producing the also-underwhelming ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaLamentOfInnocence Lament of Innocence]]'' for the PS2...However, due to a poor translation (or possibly a poor choice of words), Igarashi added that another reason he removed ''Legends'' was because the idea of Sonia, a female vampire hunter, was too unrealistic and unbelievable for ''Castlevania'' fans because she was a woman. What about [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaIII Sypha]], [[{{VideoGame/Castlevania64}} Carrie]] and [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight Maria?]] So much for having respect for the series. 'This game doesn't count! So does one-third of ''Dracula's Curse''!' (This is the same man who would go on to produce the [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaJudgment Castlevania fighting game]], btw.)"''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheHappyVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaLegends''

->''"Roy Harper (the hero known at various times as Speedy, Arsenal, Red Arrow, and apparently Arsenal again) and [[SecretSix Cheshire]] (an international terrorist and assassin who once destroyed an entire country) are fighting each other because their daughter died...her course of action as an assassin that once [[MamaBear dropped nuclear weapons on the Middle East]] whose child was just murdered is to [[HowDoIShotWeb forget her defining abilities]], meekly acquiesce to [[EasilyForgiven pity sex]], and then reassure her lover that hey, this happens to a lot of guys whose arm-stumps have been infected with '[[TheLoinsSleepTonight nanomites.]]'"''
-->---'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/rise-of-arsenal-justice-league-worst/ on]] ''Justice League: The Rise of [[ComicBook/GreenArrow Arsenal]]'

->''"If you look up 'rogue' in the dictionary you'll see that it's the polar opposite of how the character is depicted in the initial ''[[{{Film/Xmen}} X-Men]]'' trilogy. Many fans viewed Rogue's decision to nullify her powers by taking [[{{Depower}} The Cure]] in Ratner's ''X-Men 3'' as a betrayal of her character, but her choice was actually completely in line with how Singer established her in his movies. Movie Rogue has absolutely no reason to be proud of the powers that brought her nothing but misery...The only time Rogue comes close to being as badass as her comic book counterpart is when she's suited up for [[CoversAlwaysLie promotional photos that don't reflect her usage]] in the movies. She's such a milquetoast that it felt overdue when her spot on the team was finally outsourced to former cameo queen Kitty 'I'm nothing without [[CoolPet Lockheed]]' Pryde...When Singer announced that Rogue's solitary ''[[Film/XmenDaysOfFuturePast DoFP]]'' scene had been cut for pacing issues, fan reaction was split between '[[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing Yay! She sucked anyway]]!' and 'Yay! At least they can't ruin her anymore!'"''
-->--'''''Topless Robot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/03/10_worst_adaptations_of_x-men_on_film.php?page=2 "The 10 Worst Adaptations of X-Men on Film... So Far"]]

->''"Man is, or should be, woman's protector and defender.... The paramount destiny and mission of woman are to fulfil the noble and benign offices of wife and mother. This is the law of the Creator."''
-->-- '''Justice Bradley''', United States Supreme Court, in ''Bradwell v. State of Illinois'' (1873)

->''"Shut your mouth, pussycat! Farmi un macchiato, pronto!"''
-->-- ''ItalianSpiderman''

->''[[TheLoad Every time you go out, you get arrested or stabbed]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking or betrothed.]] You should stay at home and do your embroidery!''
-->-- '''RobinHood to [[{{Tsundere}} Marian]]''', '''[[Series/RobinHood BBC's Robin Hood]]'''

->''Undue concern for women leads to contempt for them.''
-->-- '''Prime Minister Kayabuki''', ''[[Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: 2nd Gig]]''

->'''Olive:''' Why are there no women running for president?
->'''Popeye:''' Because they're too busy runnin' fer huskbands!
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Popeye}}'', "Olive Oyl for President"

->''When I went to school, I learned to write and how to read,\\
History, geography and home economy,\\
And typing is a skill that every girl is sure to need,\\
To while away the extra time until the time to breed,\\
And then they had the nerve to ask, "What would you like to be?"\\
I said, "I'm gonna be an engineer!"''

->''"No, you only need to learn to be a lady,\\
The duty isn't yours, for to try and run the world,\\
An engineer could never have a baby,\\
Remember, dear, that you're a girl."''

-->-- '''Peggy Seeger''', ''Gonna Be An Engineer''

->''"[[GreenArrow Roy Harper]] (the hero known at various times as Speedy, Arsenal, Red Arrow, and apparently Arsenal again) and [[SecretSix Cheshire]] (an international terrorist and assassin who once destroyed an entire country) are fighting each other because their daughter died...her course of action as an assassin that once [[MamaBear dropped nuclear weapons on the Middle East whose child was just murdered]] is to forget her [[HowDoIShotWeb defining abilities]], meekly acquiesce to [[EasilyForgiven pity sex]], and then reassure her lover that hey, this happens to a lot of guys whose arm-stumps have been infected with '[[TheLoinsSleepTonight nanomites.]]'"''
-->---'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/rise-of-arsenal-justice-league-worst/ on]] ''Justice League: The Rise of Arsenal #3′'

-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'''''

-->"Man is, or should be, woman's protector and defender.... The paramount destiny and mission of woman are to fulfil the noble and benign offices of wife and mother. This is the law of the Creator."\\
-- '''Justice Bradley''', United States Supreme Court, in ''Bradwell v. State of Illinois'' (1873)

-->"Shut your mouth, pussycat! Farmi un macchiato, pronto!"
-->- ''ItalianSpiderman''

-->''[[TheLoad Every time you go out, you get arrested or stabbed]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking or betrothed.]] You should stay at home and do your embroidery!''

-->''Undue concern for women leads to contempt for them.''
-->--'''Prime Minister Kayabuki''', ''[[Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: 2nd Gig]]''

-->“These blithering women who thought they could do a man's work. Why the hell couldn't they stay at home and mind their pots and pans and stick to their frocks and gossip and leave men's work to the men.”
-->'''{{Ian Fleming}}''', ''Literature/CasinoRoyale''

-->'''Kyle''': Yeah, but that sucks, to get your butt kicked by a girl, Stan.
-->'''Cartman''': I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, "Hey, you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!"

-->"''This'' is the Association of World Super Men! You're little girls! We are the '''[[AC:men!]]''' -- the protectors, the hunters, the fighters and the show-offs, and the noise-makers! ''You'' are ''little girls.'' You should be at home with your mommy learning how to cook and clean and... blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-whatever-women-stuff. So leave the super heroics to the super '''[[AC:[[LargeHam men!]]]]'''

-->'''Margaret Schroeder''': I come from a country where women already have the right to vote. In fact, in most civilized countries women are afforded that privilege.
-->'''Senator Edge''': Well, in this country we're simply trying to protect women from the hard truths of life.
-->'''Margaret Schroeder''': By denying them the right to take a meaningful part in it?

-->"When Creator/VirginiaWoolf wrote "every woman needs a room of one's own", she ''must'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint have been talking about the kitchen!]]"
--> -- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Marge Simpson]]'''

-->'''Mega Man:''' Whoa, where do you think you're going?
-->'''Roll:''' With you!
-->'''Mega Man:''' Not a chance, fancypants! I don't need any girl robots getting in my way!
-->'''Roll:''' You mean you don't want a girl robot showing you up.
-->'''Mega Man:''' Forget it, Roll! It's too dangerous.
-->--''WesternAnimation/MegaMan cartoon''

-->'''Trinity:''' I'm coming too.
-->'''Neo:''' No, you're staying here.
-->'''Trinity:''' ''Excuse me?'' I am the captain of this ship. So if you don't want me to come with you, you can go to hell. Because you ''won't'' be going anywhere else.

-->"Your job is cleaning, cooking, shopping, laundry and anything else I can think of."

-->'''Olive:''' Why are there no women running for president?
-->'''Popeye:''' Because they're too busy runnin' fer huskbands!
-->--''ComicStrip/{{Popeye}}'', "Olive Oyl for President"

-->''When I went to school, I learned to write and how to read,\\

-->''"No, you only need to learn to be a lady,\\

-->--'''Peggy Seeger''', ''Gonna Be An Engineer''

-->'''Seliph''': Lana, I want you to stay in town. We'll be heading east to the sandy basin to confront the enemy.
-->'''Lana''': Sir, I'm not staying behind!
-->'''Seliph''': I'm not going to let you get yourself killed out there. Nuns and warfare DO NOT MIX!!
--->--'''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemJugdral Fire Emblem: Genealogy of Holy War]]'''

->'''Seliph''': Lana, I want you to stay in town. We'll be heading east to the sandy basin to confront the enemy.
->'''Lana''': Sir, I'm not staying behind!
->'''Seliph''': I'm not going to let you get yourself killed out there. Nuns and warfare DO NOT MIX!!
-->--'''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemJugdral Fire Emblem: Genealogy of Holy War]]'''

-->"Man is, or should be, woman's protector and defender.... The paramount destiny and mission of woman are to fulfil the noble and benign offices of wife and mother. This is the law of the Creator."
-->-- '''Justice Bradley''', United States Supreme Court, in ''Bradwell v. State of Illinois'' (1873)

-->- '''Justice Bradley''', United States Supreme Court, in ''Bradwell v. State of Illinois'' (1873)

-->-- ''BoardwalkEmpire''

-->"When VirginiaWoolf wrote "every woman needs a room of one's own", she ''must'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint have been talking about the kitchen!]]"

-->--''PopeyeTheSailor'', "Olive Oyl for President"

-->'''Olive:''' Why are there no women running for president.

-->"Your job is cleaning, cooking, shopping, laundry and anything else i can think of."

-->--'''Prime Minister Kayabuki''', ''[[GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: 2nd Gig]]''

-->--'''Eustace Bagge''', ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCOwardlyDog''

-->-- ''SouthPark''

-->-- '''Major Glory,''' ''ThePowerpuffGirls'', "Members Only"

--> -- '''[[TheSimpsons Marge Simpson]]'''

-->--''The Series/MegaMan cartoon''

-->"When VirginiaWoolf wrote "every woman needs a room of one's own", she ''must'' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint have been talking about the kitchen!]]"

-->'''Mega Man:''' No a chance, fancypants! I don't need any girl robots getting in my way!

-->"when VirginiaWoolf wrote "every woman needs a room of one's own", she ''must'' [[CompletelyMissingThePoint have been talking about the kitchen!]]"

-->- '''Justice Bradley''', United States Supreme Court, in ''Bradwell v. State of Illinois.''

-->''Every time you go out, you get arrested or stabbed [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking or betrothed.]] You should stay at home and do your embroidery!''
-->-- '''Robin Hood to [[{{Tsundere}} Marian]]''', '''[[Series/RobinHood BBC's Robin Hood]]'''

-->-- ''BoardwalkEmpire''

-->- Justice Bradley, United States Supreme Court, in ''Bradwell v. State of Illinois.''

-->-- '''Major Glory,''' ''ThePowerpuffGirls'', "Members Only"