History Quotes / SpringtimeForHitler

->'''Wedge''': Tycho, we're about to achieve a tremendous victory we don't want.
->'''Tycho''': We'll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn't fail when he tried to.

-->-- {{Film}}/TheProducers," Where Did We Go Right!?"

-->-- {{Theatre}}/TheProducers," Where Did We Go Right!?"

-->-- [[{{Theatre}}/TheProducers]]," Where Did We Go Right!?"

-->-- [[{{Theater}}/TheProducers]]," Where Did We Go Right!?"

-->-- {{Theater}}/TheProducers," Where Did We Go Right!?"

-->-- Producers," Where Did We Go Right!?"

->''We searched Broadway on and off\\

'''''Where did we go right?'''''

->''"Sir, these guys are going to kick my ass if I win!"\\
"Well, that's just gravy. May the best man lose."''
-->-- Francis and Commandant Spangler, ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle''

->"I'm so unlucky that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying."

->"'''[[TheAce I can't lose!]]''' Even when I ''want'' to lose, '''I can't'''!"

->"Sir, these guys are going to kick my ass if I win!"
->"Well, that's just gravy. May the best man lose."

->''When their producer took the idea of [[Music/QuietRiot doing a cover of "Noize" to them]], the band was less than thrilled. Lead singer Kevin [=DuBrow=] hated the song outright, to the point where he and drummer Frankie Banali conspired to sabotage the recording and make it impossible to release... He screamed loud and off-key, doing his best not to give a fuck while ironically forgetting that rock music is ''all about'' not giving a fuck.''

->We searched Broadway on and off. For singers with a cough.
->We had tryouts and auditions by the score.
->And to trip the light fantastic. We picked dancers who were spastic.
->If anyone jetted, we jetted them out the door

->They shouted hooray for that sausage on display. Where did we go right?
->Our leading man was so gay he nearly flew away. Where did we go right?
->A show so easy to despise. Now it's up for the Pulitzer prize!
->Oh, where, oh, where, tell us: Where did we go right?
-->-- Producers, Where Did We Go Right!?

-->-- ''[[NewJediOrder Rebel Dream]]''

-->-- '''Nemo''', ''PuzzlePirates'' artist

-->-- Francis and Commandant Spangler, ''MalcolmInTheMiddle''

->-- '''Brain teaser'''

->''"I'm so unlucky that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying."''

->"'''[[TheAce I can't lose!]] Even when I ''want'' to lose, '''I can't'''!"

->"I can't lose! Even when I want to lose, I can't!"

->''When their producer took the idea of [[Music/QuietRiot doing a cover of "Noize" to them]], the band was less than thrilled. Lead singer Kevin DuBrow hated the song outright, to the point where he and drummer Frankie Banali conspired to sabotage the recording and make it impossible to release... He screamed loud and off-key, doing his best not to give a fuck while ironically forgetting that rock music is ''all about'' not giving a fuck.''

->''When their producer took the idea of [[Music/QuietRiot doing a cover of "Noize" to them]], the band was less than thrilled. Lead singer Kevin DuBrow hated the song outright, to the point where he and drummer Frankie Banali conspired to sabotage the recording and make it impossible to release... He screamed loud and off-key, doing his best not to give a fuck while ironically forgetting that rock music is all about not giving a fuck.''

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_19420_6-classic-songs-that-were-supposed-to-be-jokes_p2.html#ixzz2dDjJ4eFf

-->-- '''Denny Crane''', ''BostonLegal''

->-- '''Br-ain teaser'''

->-- '''Brain teaser'''

->-- '''FauxtivationalPoster'''

->'''Wedge:''' Tycho, we're about to achieve a tremendous victory we don't want.
->'''Tycho:''' We'll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn't fail when he tried to.
->-- ''[[NewJediOrder Rebel Dream]]''

->-- '''Nemo''', ''PuzzlePirates'' Artist

->--'''Rodney Dangerfield'''

->-- '''Denny Crane''', ''BostonLegal''
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->''I can't lose! Even when I try to, I can't lose!

->-- Nemo, ''PuzzlePirates'' Artist

-->'''Wedge:''' Tycho, we're about to achieve a tremendous victory we don't want.
-->'''Tycho:''' We'll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn't fail when he tried to.

-->''"Things I have learned: Never put anything ugly or stupid into your game. Everyone will want one."''

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