History Quotes / Spotlightstealingsquad

->''"Lex and Lana are now apparently somehow in a relationship. Where this came from, I don't know... Lex is recovering with Lana at his side. She tells him he was brave to survive, or something to that line. He replies: 'I have too much to live for!'\\\
So now not only is Lex [[MoralityChain despondent and ready to become an evil man without Lana,]] per the Christmas episode, now [[SatelliteCharacter she's his reason for living at all]]... Someone suggested to me that [[FaceHeelTurn they're purposefully making Lana into a villain]], someone to be hated. No. They're really not. The creators of this show just honestly think that she's not being inconsistent. I kid you not. When they make a character more villainous, they comment about it in interviews. There are subtle hints, like [[PaintItBlack black clothing]] and [[KickTheDog overtly evil acts]]... They really think Lana [[PuritySue is uncontradictory, pure, and worthy of being loved by EVERYONE.]] Clark has had, what, two girlfriends? Lana has had, what, six, seven boys? And all of the others just fascinated with how wonderful she is. Even a girl started killing [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer to be in a lesbian alluding relationship with her.]]\\\
As a social commentary, it's an embarrassing state of affairs. As a TV show premise, it's *%$@ing insane. And in this episode, it only gets worse."''

->''"This would be bad enough if Sam and his skull-splittingly annoying family were the only people we had to deal with. Unfortunately, Sam is only one of four simultaneous plot threads involving irritating humans trying to figure out what the Decepticons are up to. The others involve a squad of Marines in Qatar, Jon Voight attempting to organize the nation's defense, and a plot involving an Australian hacker girl attempting to decipher the Decepticon hacking signal [[{{Padding}} that goes absolutely nowhere]]. Seriously, her entire plotline accomplishes exactly ''nothing.''"''

->''"''{{Film/Superman III}}'' is really ''The Wacky Adventures of Richard Pryor…oh and there’s some Superman as well.'' I don’t care what the original comic was, when you put Scott in the movie it should have been retitled ''Seann William Scott acts like a dumbass, and ChowYunFat is doing something too.''"''

->''"''Film/MastersOfTheUniverse ''rewarded eager young [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 He-Man]]'' ''fans with a story about a teenage Courtney Cox [[{{Melodrama}} and her dead parents]]."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-bad-movies-that-were-hilariously-sure-sequel_p2/ "4 Bad Movies That Were Hilariously Sure of a Sequel"]]

->''"This is not exactly Shakespeare. All we wanted was robots beating the oil out of each other, and apparently that was too much to ask. We're talking about a movie premise that can be adequately explained by having a four-year-old kid slam two plastic dolls together while making laser sounds, and somehow even a nitwit like Creator/MichaelBay screws it up. [[EpicFail How is that even possible?]] The only thing anyone credits that moron with is his ability to slap together hideously overbudgeted, bombastic ear-splitting action sequences filled with explosions and sports cars. For once I thought his complete inability to comprehend or depict human emotions might actually work to his advantage in a robot movie... This would be bad enough if Sam and his skull-splittingly annoying family were the only people we had to deal with. Unfortunately, Sam is only one of four simultaneous plot threads involving irritating humans trying to figure out what the Decepticons are up to. The others involve a squad of Marines in Qatar, Jon Voight attempting to organize the nation's defense, and a plot involving an Australian hacker girl attempting to decipher the Decepticon hacking signal [[{{Padding}} that goes absolutely nowhere]]. Seriously, her entire plotline accomplishes exactly ''nothing.''"''

->''"Alas, ''Transformers'' is worse than being merely bad; it's flat-out ''wrong'', made by a joker who clearly has no knowledge or interest in the source material. Without even this basic foundation, how can the film possibly succeed? This is not exactly Shakespeare. All we wanted was robots beating the oil out of each other, and apparently that was too much to ask. We're talking about a movie premise that can be adequately explained by having a four-year-old kid slam two plastic dolls together while making laser sounds, and somehow even a nitwit like Creator/MichaelBay screws it up. [[EpicFail How is that even possible?]] The only thing anyone credits that moron with is his ability to slap together hideously overbudgeted, bombastic ear-splitting action sequences filled with explosions and sports cars. For once I thought his complete inability to comprehend or depict human emotions might actually work to his advantage in a robot movie. Silly me."''

->"Those guys ''always'' get all the attention!"

->Film/MastersOfTheUniverse ''rewarded eager young [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 He-Man]]'' ''fans with a story about a teenage Courtney Cox and her dead parents.''

->''I know a lot of people ’round these parts love ol’ [[Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon Nipple H]]. They [[ScrewTheRulesImBeautiful think she’s ho]]t as best I can tell. That’s cool, that’s fine, different strokes, yadda yadda.\\\
[[SoWasX Some people get turned on zapping their nads with a cattle prod.]]\\\
It's a weird world we live in.''

->''The more apt comparison is ''{{Film/Superman III}}. Superman III'' is really ''The Wacky Adventures of Richard Pryor…oh and there’s some Superman as well. ''I don’t care what the original comic was, when you put Scott in the movie it should have been retitled ''Seann William Scott acts like a dumbass, and ChowYunFat is doing something too.

->''I have some bad news for you. From here on out, it's pretty much the Creator/PatrickStewart and Creator/BrentSpiner Show, with the rest of the cast turning up for a cameo every once in a while just so you're not always looking at someone who's either bald or gold. [[StrictlyFormula In other words, the same as all of the other movies with the TNG cast]].''

->"And that's pretty much it for the robots who, once again, only appear in about one fourth of their own movie, and even then usually as background noise to [[BackedByThePentagon endless processions of military hardware]] on hand so Creator/MichaelBay can [[GunPorn jack of his fetish for all things 'army']]"
-->-- MovieBob on ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen''

->"[[Series/{{Survivor}} Russell Hantz, Boston Rob]], and [[BigBrother Rachel Reily]] aren't as bad...the main reason I call them the 'Uholy Trinity' is because they take up ''80% of the screentime'' whenever they're on. And the more they're shown off by the editors, the more their eccentricities become less 'entertaining' and more 'downright '''obnoxious'''.'"

-->-- MovieBob on TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen

Some people get turned on zapping their nads with a cattle prod.''

-->--'''[[Website/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/25/bulletproof-monk-2003-paul-hunter/ on]] ''BulletproofMonk''

->''The more apt comparison is ''{{Film/Superman III}}. Superman III'' is really ''The Wacky Adventures of Richard Pryor…oh and there’s some Superman as well. ''I don’t care what the original comic was, when you put Scott in the movie it should have been retitled ''Seann William Scott acts like a dumbass, and ChowYunFat is doing something too.
-->--'''''[[Website/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]] [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/25/bulletproof-monk-2003-paul-hunter/ on]] ''BulletproofMonk''

->"Those guys ''always'' get all the attention!"\\

->"And that's pretty much it for the robots who, once again, only appear in about one fourth of their own movie, and even then usually as background noise to [[BackedByThePentagon endless processions of military hardware]] on hand so Creator/MichaelBay can [[GunPorn jack of his fetish for all things 'army']]"
-->-- MovieBob on TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen

->''"And if you expect [Riker and Troi's romantic subplot] to go any further, I have some bad news for you. From here on out, it's pretty much the Creator/PatrickStewart and Creator/BrentSpiner Show, with the rest of the cast turning up for a cameo every once in a while just so you're not always looking at someone who's either bald or gold. [[StrictlyFormula In other words, the same as all of the other movies with the TNG cast]]."''
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''s [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Star_Trek__Insurrection.aspx recap]] of ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

--'''[[Disney/TheLionKing Simba]]''' after hearing WesternAnimation/TimonAndPumbaa are tonight's featured performers at the WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse

->This film shouldn't be called ''American Pie: The Wedding''\\
About Jim and Michelle, it's rarely treading\\
A better title - I'll have a go:\\
''The Motherfucking Stiffler Show''
-->-- '''{{MikeJ}}''', ''AmericanWedding''

->"This film shouldn't be called ''American Pie: The Wedding''\\

''The Motherfucking Stiffler Show''"

''The Motherfucking Stiffler Show''

--'''[[TheLionKing Simba]]''' after hearing TimonAndPumbaa are tonight's featured performers at the HouseOfMouse

->''"And if you expect [Riker and Troi's romantic subplot] to go any further, I have some bad news for you. From here on out, it's pretty much the PatrickStewart and BrentSpiner Show, with the rest of the cast turning up for a cameo every once in a while just so you're not always looking at someone who's either bald or gold. [[StrictlyFormula In other words, the same as all of the other movies with the TNG cast]]."''

->"[[{{Survivor}} Russell Hantz, Boston Rob]], and [[BigBrother Rachel Reily]] aren't as bad...the main reason I call them the 'Uholy Trinity' is because they take up ''80% of the screentime'' whenever they're on. And the more they're shown off by the editors, the more their eccentricities become less 'entertaining' and more 'downright '''obnoxious'''.'"

-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''s [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Star_Trek__Insurrection.aspx recap]] of ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

-->-- MovieBob on TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen

->"[[{{Survivor}} Russell Hantz, Boston Rob]], and [[BigBrother Rachel Reily]] aren't as bad...the main reason I call them the 'Uholy Trinity' is because they take up ''80% of the screentime'' whenever they're on. And the more they're shown off by the editors, the more their eccentricities become less 'entertaining' and more 'downright '''obnoxious'''.'"

->"And that's pretty much it for the robots who, once again, only appear in about one fourth of their own movie, and even then usually as background noise to [[BackedByThePentagon endless processions of military hardware]] on hand so MichaelBay can [[GunPorn jack of his fetish for all things 'army']]"

->"And that's pretty much it for the robots who, once again, only appear in about one fourth of their own movie, and even then usually as background noise to [[BackedByThePentagon endless processions of military hardware]] on hand so MichealBay can [[GunPorn jack of his fetish for all things 'army']]"

-->--A post on "Survivor Sucks".

-->--Official ''Webcomic/{{Keiki}}'' character bios

-->--Official ''{{Keiki}}'' character bios

--'''[[TheLionKing Simba]]''' after hearing TimonAndPumbaa are tonight's featured performers at the HouseOfMouse