History Quotes / SpaceshipGirl

-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS6E5Alice Alice]]"

->''"You're dating the ship? But that would be like me dating a really fat woman. And I'd live inside of her. [[{{Metaphorgotten}} And she'd be all like 'Swoooosh! Budda-budda-budda-budda]]!'"''

->'''Amy:''' She's the TARDIS?
->'''Doctor:''' And she's a woman. She's a woman...''and she's the TARDIS.''
->'''Amy:''' [[CargoShip Did you wish]] '''[[CargoShip really]]''' [[CargoShip hard]]?
->'''Doctor:''' ''(embarrassed)'' Shut up, not like that.
->'''Idris / TARDIS:''' Hello. I'm..."Sexy".
->'''Doctor:''' ''[groans]'' ...still shut up!
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Doctor's Wife"

->'''Shepard:''' I notice you're calling EDI "her" and "she" now. [...] I think you're taking the human-machine interface a little far.\\

->'''Joker:''' Okay, yeah, that was a little creepy.

->'''Tom:''' From now on, I promise - no more affairs with strange ships.
->'''B'elanna:''' What about the Delta Flyer?
->'''Tom:''' We're JustFriends.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Alice"

'''Joker:''' Okay, yeah, that was a little creepy.\\

'''Joker:''' Okay, yeah, that was a little creepy.

->'''Shepard:''' I notice you're calling EDI "her" and "she" now. [...] I think you're taking the human-machine interface a little far.
->'''Joker:''' I'm just havin' a little fun with ya, Commander. No need to go all "Unnatural!" on me.
->'''EDI:''' What Jeff and I are exhibiting is more a platonic symbiosis than hormonally-induced courtship behavior.
->'''Joker:''' Okay, yeah, that was a little creepy.

->'''Doctor:''' Oooh...still shut up!

->'''Amy:''' Did you wish '''really''' hard?
->'''Doctor:''' (embarrassed) Shut up, not like that.

-->-- ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Alice"

->'''Jubal Early:''' You folks are all insane.
->'''Simon Tam:''' Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
-->-- ''Series/{{Firefly}}''
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->"You're dating the ship? But that would be like me dating a really fat woman. And I'd live inside of her. [[{{Metaphorgotten}} And she'd be all like 'Swoooosh! Budda-budda-budda-budda]]!'"

-->-- ''MassEffect2''

->'''Jubal Early''' You folks are all insane.
->'''Simon Tam''' Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
-->-- ''{{Firefly}}''

-->-- ''StarTrekVoyager'', "Alice"

-->-- '''Fry''', ''{{Futurama}}''

->'''Shepard:''' I notice you're calling EDI "her" and "she" now.
->'''Joker:''' Huh. No, I hadn't really noticed that - EDI, should I have noticed that?
->'''EDI:''' No, Jeff. It is not worth noting.
->'''Joker:''' Well, there ya go, Shepard. Looks like we haven't noticed anything.
->'''Shepard:''' I think you're taking the human-machine interface a little far.

->'''Doctor:''' Shut up, not like that.
->'''TARDIS:''' Hello. I'm..."Sexy".

->'''Tom:''' We're just friends.