History Quotes / SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay

->'''Peter Parker:''' WAIT! I was [[FreakyFridayFlip brain-swapped]] with Doc Ock, so I don't know what's been happening, but I'm off to fight the Green Goblin and I could use some help...old buddy, old pal...?\\

->'''Peter Parker:''' WAIT! I was brain-swapped with Doc Ock, so I don't know what's been happening, but I'm off to fight the Green Goblin and I could use some help...old buddy, old pal...?\\

->'''Flanders''': I hate to say it, but there's no way around it... I'm a murderer.\\
'''Bart''': ''[watching from afar]'' That's not Flanders, that can't be Flanders.\\

-->--''Disney/{{Aladdin}}''

-->--'''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''', ''Bart of Darkness''

->'''The Man In Black/Dread Pirate Roberts/[[spoiler:Westley]]''': *whilst rolling down hill* Assss yoooouuuuu wiiissshhhhh....\\
'''Buttercup''': *having pushed him* Oh my sweet [[spoiler: [[YouShouldKnowThisAlready Westley]]]]!
-->--''Film/ThePrincessBride''

->'''Princess Cadance''': No! Wait! Ugh! Please! Don't hurt me! Twilight, it's me! Please, you have to believe me. [[spoiler:I've been imprisoned like you. The Cadance who brought you down here was an imposter.]]\\
'''Twilight Sparkle''': Likely story!\\
'''Princess Cadance''': Sunshine, sunshine/Ladybugs awake/Clap your hooves...\\
'''Both''': ...and do a little shake.\\
'''Twilight Sparkle''': You remember me!\\
'''Princess Cadance''': Of course I do. How could I forget the filly I love to sit for the most?
-->--'''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''', ''A Canterlot Wedding, Part 2''

->''Tell her she can kiss my\\
Ass, then laugh and say that you were\\
Only kidding; that way she'll know that\\
It's really, really, really, really me, me.''
-->--'''Music/{{REM}}''', ''The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite''

->''For some reason or other, [[DeadpanSnarker he]] seemed to recognize my voice, but like me, couldn't necessarily place it.''
->'' "Huh," he said.''
->''Then he turned to [[ShrinkingViolet HP]] and smiled.''
->''"[[CatchPhrase Pride yourself,]]" he said.''
->''And all at once the identity of the person clicked with those two words.''
->''My eyes widened in recognition.''
->''There was only one person I knew who said "pride yourself" in that way. Which is odd, considering that the phrase itself is pretty common, but here's the rub: no one else I knew who had said that phrase said'' just ''that phrase.''
->''[[LampshadeHanging No one else except...]]''
->''"[[TheOneGuy Absent?]]" I gasped.''
->''[[BalefulPolymorph The Oshawott]] turned to me- and all of a sudden'' [[NotSoAboveItAll his]] ''eyes widened in recognition, too.''
->''"[[SayMyName oghond...?!"]]''
-->-- '''[[CharacterNarrator oghond]]''' recognizes [[DeadpanSnarker the Absent Coder]], who has just been turned into an Oshawott, due to his CatchPhrase; ''Fanfic/{{SOSchip}}'', Chapter 3, "A Coder on Board"

->'''The Man In Black/Dread Pirate Roberts/[[spoiler: Westley]]''': *whilst rolling down hill* Assss yoooouuuuu wiiissshhhhh....\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpectacularSpiderMan'', "Persona"

-->--''Disney/{{Aladdin}}''

'''[[spoiler:Amazing]] Spider-Man''': [[HeSBack The one and only]].
-->-- ''ComicBook/SuperiorSpiderMan''

->'''Goblin King''': Aaand here he is at last! The hero of our little drama. Just in time for the thrilling climax! But wait-- a twist! [[BodySnatcher The "hero" isn't one at all]]. In fact, he never was. Really, [[ComicBook/DoctorOctopus Otto]], you're just embarrassing yourself with this charade. Granted, [[AlwaysSecondBest you were never on my level]], but being a bad guy suited you. Saving that little lady is your last remaining achievement as Spider-Man. When it all goes boom, you'll have nothing left! Hahahaha!\\

->'''Goblin King''': Aaand here he is at last! The hero of our little drama. Just in time for the thrilling climax! But wait-- a twist! [[BodySnatcher The "hero" isn't one at all]]. In fact, he never was. Really, [[ComicBook/DoctorOctopus Otto]], you're just embarrassing yourself with this charade. Granted, you were never on my level, but being a bad guy suited you. Saving that little lady is your last remaining achievement as Spider-Man. When it all goes boom, you'll have nothing left! Hahahaha!\\

->'''Goblin King''': Aaand here he is at last! The hero of our little drama. Just in time for the thrilling climax! But wait-- a twist! The "hero" isn't one at all. In fact, he never was. Really, Otto, you're just embarrassing yourself with this charade. Granted, you were never on my level, but being a bad guy suited you. Saving that little lady is your last remaining achievement as Spider-Man. When it all goes boom, you'll have nothing left! Hahahaha!\\

'''[[spoiler:Amazing]] Spider-Man''': The one and only.

'''[[spoiler:Amazing]] Spider-Man''': Except the dignity of knowing I never carried a man-purse.\\

->'''Goblin King''': Aaand here he is at last! The hero of our little drama. Just in time for the thrilling climax! But wait-- a twist! The "hero" isn't one at all. In fact, he never was. Really, Otto, you're just embarrassing yourself with this charade. Granted, you were never on my level, but being a bad guy suited you. Saving that little lady is your last remaining achievement as Spider-Man. When it all goes boom, you'll have nothing left! Hahahaha!
-> '''[[spoiler:Amazing]] Spider-Man''': Except the dignity of knowing I never carried a man-purse.
->'''Goblin King''': ...[[OhCrap It's]] ''[[OhCrap you]]''.
-> '''[[spoiler:Amazing]] Spider-Man''': The one and only.

-->--''ThePrincessBride''

-->-- ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

-->-- ''FullMetalAlchemist''

'''Bido''': You "demand the finer things in life!"... You can't... how could you be... it has to be. You ''are'' Mr. Greed!\\

-->--'''Music/{{REM}}''', ''The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite''

-->--'''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''', ''A Canterlot Wedding, Part 2''