History Quotes / SmokingHotSex

->'''Tom Servo:''' WOW, she really WAS on top of Ol' Smokey!
->'''Crow:''' ''[as Smokey the Bear]'' Only you can prevent crotch fires.
-->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', "''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E11PartsTheClonusHorror Parts: The Clonus Horror]]''"

-->-- '''Captain Edmund Blackadder,''' ''[[Series/{{Blackadder}} Blackadder Goes Forth,]]''
"[[Recap/BlackadderS4E5GeneralHospital General Hospital]]"

-->-- '''Captain Edmund Blackadder,''' ''[[Recap/BlackadderS4E5GeneralHospital Blackadder Goes Forth: General Hospital]]''

-->-- '''Captain Edmund Blackadder''' ''[[Recap/BlackadderS4E5GeneralHospital Blackadder Goes Forth: General Hospital]]''

-->-- '''Captain Edmund Blackadder''' ''[[Recap/BlackadderS4E5General Hospital Blackadder Goes Forth: General Hospital]]''

-->-- '''Captain Edmund {{Series/Blackadder}}'''

-> ''"Sometimes you need a cigarette, though, right? Like after sex, you want a cigarette. After you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man...you need a cigarette. You don’t roll off someone and go, 'Ooh, that was amazing. Skittles? Would you like a Skittle? How about a Jolly Rancher, baby? You want a Jolly Rancher?'"''
-->-- '''Dave Attell'''

-->-- '''Stan Smith''', ''WesternANimation/AmericanDad'', "Poltergasm"

->''"Here's what I never understood: smoking after sex. What kind of message are you sending to your lover smoking after sex? How does that work? You make wild, passionate love for a couple hours. You roll off of each other. She lights up a cigarette. You look at her right in the eyes and say 'Hey, baby. How was it for you?'. She says, 'Oh, it was great. In fact, it was so good, I... [[DrivenToSuicide I think I'm slowly gonna kill myself]]...'"''

->''"Here's what I never understood: smoking after sex. What kind of message are you sending to your lover smoking after sex? How does that work? You make wild, passionate love for a couple hours. You roll off of each other. She lights up a cigarette. You look at her right in the eyes and say 'Hey, baby. How was it for you?'. She says, 'Oh, it was great. In fact it was so good, I... [[DrivenToSuicide I think I'm slowly gonna kill myself]]...'"''

->''"Here's what I never understood: smoking after sex. What kind of message are you sending to your lover smoking after sex? How does that work? You make wild, passionate love for a couple hours, you roll off of each other, she lights up a cigarette. You look at her right in the eyes and say 'Hey, baby. How was it for you?'. She says, 'Oh, it was great. In fact it was so good, I... [[DrivenToSuicide I think I'm slowly gonna kill myself]].'"''

->''"Here's what I never understood: smoking after sex. What kind of message are you sending to your lover smoking after sex? How does that work? You make wild, passionate love for a couple hours, you roll off of each other, she lights up a cigarette. You look at her right in the eyes and say 'Hey, baby. How was it for you?'. She says, 'Oh, it was great. In fact it was so good, I... [[DrivenToSuicide I think I'm slowly gonna kill myself]]."''

->''I only smoke cigarettes after making love. So back in England [[ReallyGetsAround I'm sort of a 20-a-day kind of man]].''

-->''If you smoke after sex, it probably means you're doing it too fast''\\
--''' Bumper sticker'''

-->'''Tom Servo:''' WOW, she really WAS on top of Ol' Smokey!
-->'''Crow:''' ''[as Smokey the Bear]'' Only you can prevent crotch fires.
-->--'''Mystery Science Theater 3000''', ''Film/{{Clonus}}''

-->''I just acted so heterosexual that I needed something phallic in my mouth to even things out.''
-->--'''Stan Smith''', ''AmericanDad'', "Poltergasm"