If you smoke after sex, it probably means you're doing it too fast
— Bumper sticker
Tom Servo: WOW, she really WAS on top of Ol' Smokey!
Crow: [as Smokey the Bear]
Only you can prevent crotch fires.
"I just acted so heterosexual that I needed something phallic in my mouth to even things out."
"Why is it such a cliché to smoke a cigarette after love-making?" Hera asked.
"I suppose for those of us who enjoy smoking, it adds punctuation to the statement," Bond said.
"Make it an exclamation mark, then," she said.