Quotes / Smoking Hot Sex

I only smoke cigarettes after making love. So back in England I'm a 20-a-day man.
Captain Edmund Blackadder

If you smoke after sex, it probably means you're doing it too fast
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"I just acted so heterosexual that I needed something phallic in my mouth to even things out."
Stan Smith, American Dad!, "Poltergasm"

"Why is it such a cliché to smoke a cigarette after love-making?" Hera asked.
"I suppose for those of us who enjoy smoking, it adds punctuation to the statement," Bond said.
"Make it an exclamation mark, then," she said.

"Here's what I never understood: smoking after sex. What kind of message are you sending to your lover smoking after sex? How does that work? You make wild, passionate love for a couple hours. You roll off of each other. She lights up a cigarette. You look at her right in the eyes and say, 'Hey, baby. How was it for you?'. She says, 'Oh, it was great. In fact, it was so good, I... I think I'm slowly gonna kill myself...'"
— Comedian Harland Williams