History Quotes / SiblingRivalry

->'''Dante''': Hard to say. It's the only memory I have of us when we were kids.

->'''Dante''': ''[While pointing his gun at Virgil]'' I guess this is what they call a heartfelt family reunion.\\

-->-- ''[[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Devil May Cry 3]]''

-->--'''Sarah''', ''[[Literature/InCryptid Calculated Risks]]''

->''"Growing up as the youngest child meant Annie's idea of "sharing" was "someone knocks you down and takes your stuff away," and she didn't do it very well."''

'''Stocking''': Well here's the news flash [[ACupAngst Flatty Mc Flatterson]]. All the weight I gain [[BuxomIsBetter goes straight to my boobs]] and [[BigBreastPride I am okay with that]].\\

'''Alan''': [[DistinctionWithoutADifference ...But that's me!]]

'''Dan:''' [smiles in mock humility] [[InsultBackfire Well...]]

->'''Dante''': (While pointing his gun at Virgil) I guess this is what they call a heartfelt family reunion.
->'''Vergil''': (Partly draws his katana) You got that right!

->'''Mycroft:''' You’ve met him. How many friends do you imagine he has? I am the closest thing to a friend that Sherlock Holmes is capable of having.
->'''[[TheWatson John]]:''' And what’s that?
->'''Mycroft:''' An enemy.
->'''John:''' An enemy?
->'''Mycroft:''' In his mind, certainly. If you were to ask him he’d probably say his archenemy. He does love to be dramatic.
->'''Watson:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, thank god you’re above all that.]]

->'''Hexadecimal''': Me and Megabyte come from the same viral strain.
->'''Bob''': The same family?!?
->'''Hexadecimal''': Oh it's much worse than that I'm afraid. He's my ''brother'' hahahahaha!
->'''Bob''': But you're always trying to destroy each other.
->'''Hexadecimal''': Oh that's just sibling rivalry.

->'''Stocking''': You always have to fuck up everything don't you?! This is my room, yours looks like a hoarder's asshole exploded. Look at your toilet, look at your bathtub, look at what you put in your mouth and [[AnythingThatMoves I'm not just talking about dick!]] You're nothing but a filthy ho-bagging thief!\\

'''Panty''': Try these, I'll let you steal some of my food if it makes you feel better, we cool? (Stocking slaps it out of her hand) Look hooker I'm trying to be fucking nice here.\\

'''Panty''': You do realize that if you're going to eat sweet shit you'll end up as a Fatty Mc Fatterson.
->'''Stocking''': Well here's the news flash Flatty Mc Flatterson. All the weight I gain goes straight to my boobs and I am okay with that.\\

'''Stocking''': You mean like that idiotic muscle-head piece of shit you keep on the back burner? Oh by the way, I diddled him. I diddled him real hard and he said I was the best FUCK he had ever had, way better than you! Not that he should procreate but I would totally have his abortion.\\

->'''Professor Utonium:''' ''(watching [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls his daughters]] fight)'' And I wanted girls. What the hell was I thinking?\\

'''[[WesternAnimation/Ben10 Ben]]:''' Wow. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Kinda makes me glad all my kids flew off to deep space.]]\\

-->-- ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', "my Brother, Where Art Thou?"

->'''Mycroft:''' In his mind certainly. If you were to ask him he’d probably say his archenemy. He does love to be dramatic.
->'''Watson:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well thank god you’re above all that.]]

-->-- '''{{Reboot}}'''

'''Stocking''': I would never understand how I could ever be related to you.\\
'''Panty''': Try these, I'll let you have some of my food, we cool? (Stocking slaps it out of her hand) Look hooker I'm trying to be fucking nice here.\\

'''Panty''': You do realize that if you're going to eat sweet shit you'll end up as a fatty mc fatison.
->'''Stocking''': Well here's the news flash flatty mc flatison. All the wait I gain goes straight to my boobs and I am okay with that.\\

'''Panty''': Yeah that's cool, your tits keep me from looking like a little girl I get it. Then when he gives you candy he won't be looking like a pedophile.\\
'''Stocking''': You mean like that muscle-head piece of shit you keep on the backburner? Oh by the way, I diddled him. I diddled him real hard and he said I was the best FUCK he had ever had, way better than you! Not that he should procreate but I would totally have his abortion.\\
'''Panty''': And I fucked that masochistic freak you like so much, he was all in on it so heads up Buttercup. His fat ass was all jiggly, just like your fancy pudding and giant skin sacks. [[SuddenlyShouting KEEP YOUR MOUTH OFF MY THINGS!]]\\

'''Panty''': You do realize that if you're going to eat sweet shit you'll end up as a fatty mc fatison.\\
'''Stocking''': Well here's the news flash flatty mc flatison. All the wait I gain goes straight to my boobs and I am okay with that.\\

->'''Thor:''' [Mother] would not want us to fight.\\

->'''Hexadecimal''':Me and Megabyte come from the same viral strain.

-->--''{{Series/Scrubs}}'', "my Brother, Where Art Thou?"

-->--'''Narration''', "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7157014/1/steel_in_your_hand Steel in Your Hand]], a ''Film/{{Thor}}'' fanfic

-->--''[[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Devil May Cry 3]]''

-->--''Series/{{Sherlock}}'', "[[Recap/SherlockS01E01AStudyInPink A Study In Pink]]"

--> '''{{Reboot}}'''

->'''Hexadecimal'':Me and Megabyte come from the same viral strain.

--> '''{{Reboot}}

->'''Mycroft:''' You’ve met him. How many friends do you imagine he has. I am the closest thing to a friend that Sherlock Holmes is capable of having.

-->--''VideoGame/DevilMayCry3''