Line #29 Quotes/SiblingRivalry


1	->'''Dan''': Ever since we were kids, my mom always made me walk Johnny to school first day every year, and every year, I'd walk him to the wrong school. Hehe! --Just 'cause.\
2	'''Dr. Cox''': Boy, that's a great story, really. And I'm sure you're just a ''horrible'' big brother.\
3	'''Dan:''' ''[smiles in mock humility]'' [[InsultBackfire Well...]]
4	-->-- ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', "My Brother, Where Art Thou?"
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6	->''Even she, when she was with her sharpest tongue, had called him Loki Cowardson more often than not, drawing a chuckle from Fandral and a bemused head shake from Volstagg each time she had done so. Thor often told her to save her bite for the battlefield in such moments - [[HypocriticalHeartwarming for he was always as quick to shield his brother as he was to jab his own taunts.]] But, such was the way of siblings.''
7	-->-- '''Narration''', "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7157014/1/steel_in_your_hand Steel in Your Hand]], a ''Film/{{Thor}}'' fanfic
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9	->'''Dante''': ''[While pointing his gun at Vergil]'' I guess this is what they call a heartfelt family reunion.\
10	'''Vergil''': ''[Partly draws his katana]'' You got that right!
11	-->-- ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry3DantesAwakening''
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13	->'''Vergil''': How many times have we fought?
14	->'''Dante''': Hard to say. It's the only memory I have of us since we were kids.
15	-->-- ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry5''
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17	->'''Mycroft:''' You’ve met him. How many friends do you imagine he has? I am the closest thing to a friend that Sherlock Holmes is capable of having.\
18	'''[[TheWatson John]]:''' And what’s that?\
19	'''Mycroft:''' An enemy.\
20	'''John:''' An enemy?\
21	'''Mycroft:''' In his mind, certainly. If you were to ask him he’d probably say his archenemy. He does love to be dramatic.\
22	'''Watson:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, thank god you’re above all that.]]
23	-->-- ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'', "[[Recap/SherlockS01E01AStudyInPink A Study In Pink]]"
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25	->'''Hexadecimal''': Me and Megabyte come from the same viral strain.\
26	'''Bob''': The same family?!?\
27	'''Hexadecimal''': Oh it's much worse than that I'm afraid. He's my ''brother'' hahahahaha!\
28	'''Bob''': But you're always trying to destroy each other.\
29	'''Hexadecimal''': Oh that's just sibling rivalry.
30	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ReBoot''
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33	->'''Thor:''' [Mother] wouldn't want us to fight.\
34	'''Loki:''' ...Well, she wouldn't exactly be shocked.
35	-->-- ''Film/ThorTheDarkWorld''
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37	->"There's no rule that brothers have to get along. Look what [[CainAndAbel Cain did to Abel.]]"
38	-->-- '''Mike Trevelyan''', ''Night of Error'' by Desmond Bagley.
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40	->'''Stocking''': You always have to fuck up everything don't you?! This is my room, [[TrashOfTheTitans yours looks like a hoarder's asshole exploded]]. Look at your toilet, look at your bathtub, look at what you put in your mouth and [[LovableSexManiac I'm not just talking about dick!]] You're nothing but a filthy ho-bagging thief!\
41	'''Panty''': Remember when I told you to relax, you need some inner fucking peace.\
42	'''Stocking''': I do not understand how I can ever be related to you.\
43	'''Panty''': Try these, I'll let you steal some of my food if it makes you feel better, we cool? ''[Stocking slaps it out of her hand]'' Look hooker I'm trying to be fucking nice here.\
44	'''Stocking''': You know I don't like spicy food.\
45	'''Panty''': You do realize that if you're going to eat sweet shit you'll end up as a Fatty Mc Fatterson.\
46	'''Stocking''': Well here's the news flash Flatty Mc Flatterson. All the weight I gain goes straight to my boobs and I am okay with that.\
47	'''Panty''': Yeah and your nipples are the size of dinner plates, mine are small, fierce and oh god are they sensitive.\
48	'''Stocking''': Like I freak out over your titters, I say titters because your boobs are so small they actually make me laugh.\
49	'''Panty''': Yeah that's cool, your tits keep you from looking like a little girl I get it. Then when he gives you candy you won't feel like you'll be hooking up with a pedophile.\
50	'''Stocking''': You mean like that idiotic muscle-head piece of shit you keep on the back burner? Oh by the way, I diddled him. I diddled him real hard and he said [[SexGod I was the best FUCK he had ever had]], way better than you! Not that he should procreate but [[CrossesTheLineTwice I would totally have his abortion]].\
51	'''Panty''': And I fucked that masochistic freak you like so much, he was tying me in up, so heads up, [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerPuffGirls Buttercup]]. His fat ass was all jiggly, just like your fancy pudding and giant skin sacks. [[SuddenlyShouting KEEP YOUR MOUTH OFF MY THINGS!]]\
52	'''Stocking''': LIKEWISE BITCH!
53	-->-- ''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt''
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55	->'''Alan''': Judith's sister is hitting on me!\
56	'''Charlie''': She's not hitting on you, she's hitting on her sister's ex-husband.\
57	'''Alan''': ...But that's me!
58	-->--''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''
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60	->'''Freeza:''' We're here to make this your last [[InsistentTerminology Freeza Day]] on Earth!\
61	'''Cooler:''' Seriously, [[ItsAllAboutMe it's always got to be about you]], doesn't it?\
62	'''Freeza:''' [[ParentalFavoritism Well, that]] ''[[ParentalFavoritism is]]'' [[ParentalFavoritism what father said.]]\
63	'''Cooler:''' He also said he loved us both equally.\
64	'''Freeza:''' [[TheUnfavorite Well, you know how fond father was of]] ''[[TheUnfavorite jokes]]''!\
65	'''Cooler:''' And that's why he had you second, ''punchline''!
66	-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', "[[Recap/DragonBallZAbridgedM12 The Plan to Eradicate Christmas]]"
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68	->'''Professor Utonium:''' ''[watching [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls his daughters]] fight]'' And I wanted girls. What the hell was I thinking?\
69	'''Ben:''' Wow. [[ItMakesSenseInContext Kinda makes me glad all my kids flew off to deep space.]]\
70	'''Professor Utonium:''' Quit bragging.
71	-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12050196/1/A-Day-in-the-Life A Day in the Life]]''
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73	->'''UsefulNotes/RamsesII''': Second born, second place!\
74	'''Moses''': Not for long!
75	-->--''WesternAnimation/ThePrinceOfEgypt''
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77	->''Growing up as the youngest child meant Annie's idea of "sharing" was "someone knocks you down and takes your stuff away," and she didn't do it very well.''
78	-->--'''Sarah Zellaby''', ''[[Literature/InCryptid Calculated Risks]]''
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80	->''"Doubtless you've heard the ancient phrase 'trust him like a brother'? ''These'' two give the phrase an ''entirely'' new subtext. Blood will be shed before their private war is over. If you get between them, that blood will be yours."''
81	-->-- '''Yanich Kobal''', ''VideoGame/EmperorBattleForDune''
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83	->''"Look at those two. They can't go two minutes without fighting! ''(sighs)'' That's what Arthur and I will be like forever!"''
84	-->-- '''D.W.''' on Tommy and Timmy, ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'' ("Arthur's Family Feud")
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86	->''"Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and [[ViolentGlaswegian Scots.]] Or Welshmen and Scots. Or'' Japanese ''and Scots! Or Scots and'' other ''Scots! [[BoomerangBigot Damned Scots!]] They ruined Scotland!"''
87	-->-- '''Groundskeeper Willy''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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90	->'''Kazuto''': Hey... you uh, in there?\
91	'''Suguha''': ''(muffled)'' Go away!\
92	'''Kazuto''': Cool. Cool. ''(clears throat)'' So? [[{{Understatement}} This may come as a shock to you but, uh, I got a couple questions rattling around in the old dome.]] If you'll indulge me. Like... what's going on here? [[WasItAllALie Did you know it was me the entire time?]] [[MostGamersAreMale And since when do you even ''play'' video games?]] I thought you said that was and I quote, "[[StereotypicalNerd Stupid nerd shit!]]" [[MotiveMisidentification Did, did you go out and buy an amusphere just to fuck with me?]] You were at the hospital! You can't possibly still think [[LoveInterests she's]] not real! ''Was all of this some elaborate prank?'' ''Or are you just so cruel that you can never let me be happy?'' '''[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Do you really hate me that much?]]'''\
93	'''Suguha''': [[{{Angrish}} ((growls)]] ''(door opens)'' How could I hate you!?! I don't... ''I don't even know you anymore!'' [[PleaseDontLeaveMe You just left me; you left me all alone]]... [[WeUsedToBeFriends We used to be best friends]]... I wanted to be just like you... so... when Grandpa wanted to teach you Kendo, it made me want to learn too.\
94	'''Kazuto''': K-Kendo? What does Kendo have to do with-\
95	'''Suguha''': [[TheUnfavorite Grandpa never wanted to train me! He was only ever interested in his grandson!]] So, when you got bored and ditched me to go work on your dumb computers I had to man up for you! [[ToughLove He did everything he could to get me to quit; to prove I wasn't good enough!]] but I hung in there hoping you'd come back so we could be like we were. I tried to make it seem fun so you'd realize what you were missing but you just shut me out! All you cared about were those stupid games.\
96	'''Kazuto''': Hey, come on, that's not fair. It was Mom's idea to have me learn coding instead.\
97	'''Suguha''': [[SuddenlyShouting OH DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT!]] You didn't even try to fight her on it! These last couple of days all I've seen you do is fight for what you care about!... So what... was it me? Was I just not worth the effort? [[WasItAllALie We used to be so close... but maybe that was all in my head.]] '''[[IronicEcho So how dare you accuse me of hating you]]''' '''''[[ArmorPiercingResponse WHEN YOU CLEARLY NEVER GAVE A SHIT ABOUT ME!!!]]''''' {{Beat}} ''(gasp)''\
98	'''Kazuto''': ''([[MyGodWhatHaveIDone on brink of tears]])'' [[SincerityMode I... had no idea.]]\
99	'''Suguha''': ... Just leave me alone. [[WhamLine You've had enough practice.]] ''(door shuts as Kazuto stands in empty hallway)''
100	-->-- Kazuto and Suguha, ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'' "Episode 17"

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