History Quotes / SexyPackaging

->In the first ''Brandish'', you're a warrior named Ares who's being chased by [[MsFanservice a scantily clad sorceress]] named Dela... According to Creator/{{Falcom}}'s English page, Dela (known as Alexis in the English translation) was voted one of the most popular characters for two years consecutively. [[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/brandish/brandish1renewal.jpg It's a bit odd that she's on the cover]] of the first two ''Brandish'' games, but is actually something of a half-nemesis, as she's chasing after Ares for killing her master, and she isn't playable until the third entry.

->I was scrolling through the photo agencies earlier today and after looking at boring picture after boring picture, my eyeballs were hit with the vision of barefoot elegance in a gym towel posing in front of a car in some parking lot. This is Nadeea and that name and face is probably filling your head with nothing but questions marks. Me too, me too, but after researching her for hours (aka a 2 second Google search), I learned that she’s a Paris-born American pop singer who has gifted the music world with platinum aluminum foil hits like ''“Fuck Me Daddy”'' and ''“Song About Polar Bears”.'' Nadeea is also a social activist, boxing expert and an aspiring gold digger. Basically, [[GiftedlyBad she might be my new hero]]. The photo agency I got these pictures from said that our new Empress of Pop took these French ''Vogue''-worthy portraits in front of [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Khloe Kartrashian’s]] Rolls Royce in a gym parking lot.

->When I arrived in Los Angeles to promote the picture, I was stunned to open a newspaper and see an image of [[TestosteronePoisoning a naked woman sitting on the lap of a gangster who was holding a machine gun.]] The genius who thought that up was sending such a wrong signal about [[AvoidTheDreadedGRating this U-certificate caper]] that I knew immediately that ''The Italian Job'' was doomed, so I got on the next plane and came home to England. After months of hard work, sweat and tears, it can sometimes only take one small mistake like that to screw the whole thing up.
-->--'''Creator/MichaelCaine''' on why ''Film/TheItalianJob'' flopped stateside

->I was scrolling through the photo agencies earlier today and after looking at boring picture after boring picture, my eyeballs were hit with the vision of barefoot elegance in a gym towel posing in front of a car in some parking lot. This is Nadeea and that name and face is probably filling your head with nothing but questions marks. Me too, me too, but after researching her for hours (aka a 2 second Google search), I learned that she’s a Paris-born American pop singer who has gifted the music world with platinum aluminum foil hits like ''“Fuck Me Daddy”'' and ''“Song About Polar Bears”'' Nadeea is also a social activist, boxing expert and an aspiring gold digger. Basically, she might be my new hero. The photo agency I got these pictures from said that our new Empress of Pop took these French ''Vogue''-worthy portraits in front of [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Khloe Kartrashian’s]] Rolls Royce in a gym parking lot.

->In the first ''Brandish'', you're a warrior named Ares who's being chased by [[MsFanservice a scantily clad sorceress]] named Dela... According to Creator/{{Falcom}}'s English page, Dela (known as Alexis in the English translation) was voted one of the most popular characters for two years consecutively. [[[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/brandish/brandish1renewal.jpg It's a bit odd that she's on the cover]] of the first two ''Brandish'' games, but is actually something of a half-nemesis, as she's chasing after Ares for killing her master, and she isn't playable until the third entry.

-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/brandish/brandish.htm[ Kurt Kalata]]''' on ''{{VideoGame/Brandish}}''

-->--'''[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/brandish/brandish.htm[ Kurt Kalata]]''' on ''{{VideoGame/Brandish}}''