History Quotes / SatelliteLoveInterest

->It does make total sense for his friends to reminisce and be wistful after losing him, it’s just kind of a shame because, like… Julie-Su never got to be her own person, really? She only exists as Knuckles’ girlfriend. She has the stuff about being an ex-Legionnaire, but that’s woefully underutilized, and it’s mostly an excuse to add names to the Legion side of Knuckles’ enormous family tree. So having her life continue to revolve around Knuckles even in his absence feels like it just drives that point home. It’s less the fault of this particular moment and more the fault of all the stuff leading up to it, though.
-->--[[https://thankskenpenders.tumblr.com/post/186662085491/two-issues-ago-knuckles-died-but-dont-worry Thank, Ken Penders on]] ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogArchieComics's Julie-Su

->It's just a bit more sophisticated than the usual approach to romance in games, which is to say 'Here is your woman, you love her because A) We say you do, B) She's the only thing in this plot with an X chromosome, and C) She's [[MostCommonSuperpower built like two shrink-wrapped bowling balls arguing over a sandwich]].'

-->[[http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Rosechu CWCki on]] Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}'s Rosechu

-->[[https://thankskenpenders.tumblr.com/post/186662085491/two-issues-ago-knuckles-died-but-dont-worry Thank, Ken Penders on]] ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogArchieComics's Julie-Su

->Remember: [[DumbBlonde Blonde]], [[BrainyBrunette brunette]], and [[FieryRedhead redhead]] are not [[BlondeBrunetteRedhead personality types]].
-->-- ''Literature/HowNotToWriteANovel''

->I knew you wouldn't leave Olivia. Not after your whole whirlwind romance... Hee hee... [[LampshadeHanging Turn my back one minute and you're married. The next minute? A baby!]]
-->-- '''Lissa''' (if Chrom marries Olivia, whom he can marry at the end of the chapter she is recruited), ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Fire Emblem: Awakening]]''

->'''Crow:''' I'm going to be your love interest whether you like it or not!
-->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', "Colossus and the Headhunters"

->Describe Queen Amidala's character? Um...........................Monotone.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Jay Bauman]]''', when asked to describe [[Film/ThePhantomMenace Padmé Amidala]]

->Zed says, "You have given me what no other gave. Love." What? Since when? So, chasing him around with torches, that was love? Coming at him with a knife, that was love?
-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' [[http://booth.bz/zardoz2i on]] ''Film/{{Zardoz}}''

->With this smoothly introduced love scene, the audience I was with actually groaned and someone yelled 'Oh come on!' Really, it's like the filmmakers had a quota to fill or something. "Okay, we need three sword fights, three [[StuffBlowingUp explosions]], one [[GreenAesop environmental message]] and one love scene. Get them in the movie somehow. I don't care if they make sense, just get them in there".
-->-- '''Jabootu''' [[http://www.jabootu.com/highlander2.htm on]] ''Film/HighlanderIITheQuickening''

->At the 50-minute mark the kid worries about how "all of this might end" even though he had literally spent less than 2 MINUTES with the girl throughout the ENTIRE FILM! That, my friends, is HORRIBLE relationship development. Don't believe me? Try this. Imagine that you're on a first date. You meet this person at a restaurant, introduce yourself, and then sit at the table. While waiting for the server to bring you your drinks you say, "Gee sweety, I don't know how I'd live without you." Rest assured that you'll never get a second date.
-->-- '''A review from Website/IMDb of ''Animation/MyBeautifulGirlMari'''''


->These are the scenes involving the two and again, I am not making this up. Scene one the pilot sees the woman from a few thousand feet up in a plane and they have love at first sight. Scene two the pilot finds the woman’s house and just makes himself at home despite never talking before. Scene three they fuck. Scene four he proposes to the girl. Keep in mind that these characters cannot speak to each other because he only speaks English and she only speaks Italian. So we are lead to believe that this couple has sprinted through the relationship course of meeting, fucking, and marrying within the span of a week without even talking to one another?
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2013/02/20/red-tails-2012-anthony-hemingway/ on]] ''Film/RedTails''

->Alright lady, you've known the guy for less than 3 minutes total of screentime. You're not exactly at the [[BigNo NOOOO!]] stage of a relationship yet.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on Xiaoyu, ''Anime/TekkenBloodVengeance''

->It's just a bit more sophisticated than the usual approach to romance in games, which is to say 'Here is your woman, you love her because A) We say you do, B) She's the only thing in this plot with an X chromosome, and C) She's [[MostCommonSuperpower built like two shrink-wrapped bowling balls arguing over a sandwich]].'
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee's]] review of ''VideoGame/ShadowOfTheColossus'''''

->'''Headless Monk:''' Yes, the Doctor is scary. And powerful and dangerous.\\
'''Female Obsessed With Doctor #2''': And sexy.\\
'''Female Obsessed With Doctor #4''': And I should know, because I met him when I was a kid and became obsessed with him before I even hit puberty.\\
'''Female Obsessed With Doctor #2''': Yes, so did I.\\
'''Female Obsessed With Doctor #3''' Uh huh. And me.\\
'''Amy:''' Me too.\\
'''River:''' Yep. And me. In fact, I was genetically designed to be obsessed with him. I have no other purpose in life.\\
[MURRAY GOLD BACKS PROLONGED SCENE OF [[Creator/MattSmith MATT SMITH]] LOOKING SMUG WITH BIBLICAL EPIC CHORUS MUSIC.]\\
'''Fans:''' Give this man a vault full of Hugo awards, this is genius.
-->--'''[[http://shabogangraffiti.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/how-to-write-steven-moffat-script.html Jack Graham]]''', "How to Write a Creator/StevenMoffat Script"

->... However, [[Literature/TairenSoul Wilson]] circumvents one plot foible that irks the crap out of me most of the time: the idea that because the narrator and the story proclaim person A and person B “soul mates” and that they are Meant to Be Together, they are hereby exempt from all normal awkward process of getting to know the other person – even though they are for all intents and purposes complete freaking strangers.
-->-- Reviewer '''S.B Sarah''' [[http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/reviews/lord_of_the_fading_lands_and_lady_of_light_and_shadows_by_cl_wilson/ here]]

-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Jay Bauman]]''', when asked to describe [[ThePhantomMenace Padmé Amidala]]

-->-- '''Jabootu''' [[http://www.jabootu.com/highlander2.htm on]] ''[[{{Franchise/Highlander}} Highlander II: The Quickening]]''

-->[[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Main_Page CWCki]] on Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}'s Rosechu

-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on Xiaoyu, ''Film/TekkenBloodVengeance''

-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee's]] review of ''ShadowOfTheColossus'''''