Jack: "I have to warn you. I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work."
Annie: "OK, we'll have to base it on sex, then."
Jack: "Yes, ma'am."
"The men play a very subordinate part by her side... They see her at a ball, and are dazzled; at a flower-show, and they are fascinated; on a riding excursion, and they are witched by her noble horsemanship; at church, and they are awed by the sweet solemnity of her demeanour."
"This is a character actually identified in the credits as Bad Boy (Richard Harmon). Attention, women! You should never sleep with a man whose only attribute is that you want to sleep with him.
"These are the scenes involving the two and again, I am not making this up. Scene one the pilot sees the woman from a few thousand feet up in a plane and they have love at first sight. Scene two the pilot finds the woman’s house and just makes himself at home despite never talking before. Scene three they fuck. Scene four he proposes to the girl. Keep in mind that these characters cannot speak to each other because he only speaks English and she only speaks Italian. So we are lead to believe that this couple has sprinted through the relationship course of meeting, fucking, and marrying within the span of a week without even talking to one another?"
"He gets joined by a female sidekick who sweeps the Horrible Game Character Awards, taking 'Most Obviously Crowbarred-in Love Interest', 'Most Irritating', 'Least Useful to Gameplay', 'Least Necessary to Plot' and 'Lifetime Achievement'. Perhaps the crowning moment of her hideousness is when she nearly dies and the game forces you to press a button sequence in order to revive her with CPR — although the spiteful cow never actually dies, no matter how many times you deliberately fuck up."
Headless Monk: Yes, the Doctor is scary. And powerful and dangerous.
Female Obsessed With Doctor #2: And sexy.
Female Obsessed With Doctor #4: And I should know, because I met him when I was a kid and became obsessed with him before I even hit puberty.
Female Obsessed With Doctor #2: Yes, so did I.
Female Obsessed With Doctor #3 Uh huh. And me.
Amy: Me too.
River: Yep. And me. In fact, I was genetically designed to be obsessed with him. I have no other purpose in life.
[MURRAY GOLD BACKS PROLONGED SCENE OF MATT SMITH LOOKING SMUG WITH BIBLICAL EPIC CHORUS MUSIC.]
Fans: Give this man a vault full of Hugo awards, this is genius.
"With this smoothly introduced love scene, the audience I was with actually groaned and someone yelled 'Oh come on!' Really, it's like the filmmakers had a quota to fill or something. "Okay, we need three sword fights, three explosions, one environmental message and one love scene. Get them in the movie somehow. I don't care if they make sense, just get them in there."
"Intentionally or not, the entire Sonichu/Rosechu relationship serves as Christian's model for how he presumes he will interact with his eventual sweetheart. Sonichu's attraction to Rosechu is based entirely on a single wayward glance. He makes no effort to win her affection, and indeed he does not need to as Rosechu falls for him simply because he exists. They are rarely out of one another's sight, and all of their time together is spent kissing, snuggling or screwing. Christian does not depict Rosechu as an unequal partner in the relationship, but since she has almost no purpose or existence outside of her association with Sonichu, the character essentially becomes an object for Sonichu to periodically come inside."
"Harry, you amaze me," Hermione said as she looked at her husband with admiration.