History Quotes / SadistTeacher

-->-- '''PinkFloyd''', ''TheWall'', "The Happiest Days of Our Lives"

-->-- ''Film/{{Whiplash}}''

-->-- ''Film/{{Whiplash}}''
->''"When we grew up and went to school\\
There were certain teachers who\\
Would hurt the children any way they could\\
By pouring their derision\\
Upon anything we did\\
Exposing every weakness\\
However carefully hidden by the kids"''
-->-- '''Music/PinkFloyd''', ''Music/TheWall'', "The Happiest Days of Our Lives"

-->-- ''Film/{{Whiplash}}''

->''"Duncan, you haven't begun to learn how unpleasant I can be. Unless you want to spend the next week in my office learning a new definition of misery, get to the front of the class now!"''
-->-- '''Manuel "The Mancatcher" Ketchum, ''[[MyTeacherIsAnAlien My Teacher Fried My Brains]]''

->''"Now I know you're upset, but it's been ''two'' days. You need to move on."''

->'''Snape:''' That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger... [[DisproportionateRetribution Five more points from Gryffindor for being an]] [[InsufferableGenius insufferable know-it-all]].
->'''Ron:''' [[CallingTheOldManOut You asked us a question and she knows the answer!]] [[WhatTheHellHero Why ask if you don't want to be told?]]

-> '''Fletcher''': So you '''DO''' know the difference! If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will ''fuck'' you like a pig. Now are you a rusher? Are you a dragger? Or are you going to be '''''ON MY FUCKING TIME?!?'''''

-> '''Terence Fletcher''': (''throws a chair at Andrew Neyman’s head'') [[SadistTeacher Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head, Neyman?]]

-> '''Terence Fletcher''': (''throws a chair at Andrew Neiman’s head'') Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head, Neiman?
-> '''Andrew Neiman''': I don't know.

-> '''Neiman''': The tempo?

-> '''Neiman''': I don't know… (''Fletcher quickly walks to Neiman'')

-> '''Neiman''': Five, six, seven.

-> '''Neiman''': One, two, three, four (''Fletcher slaps Neiman''). One, two, three four (''slap''). One, two, three four (''slap'').

-> '''Neiman''': (''beat; Neiman looks petrified'') I don't know.

-> '''Neiman''': One, two, three (''slap''). One, two, three (''slap''). One, two, three (''slap'').

-> '''Neiman''': Rushing...
-> '''Fletcher''': So you '''DO''' know the difference!

-> '''Terence Fletcher''': (''throws a chair at Andrew Neiman’s head'') [[SadistTeacher Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head, Neiman?]]

->''"It has been pointed out that my obstacle course is dangerous, cruel and sadistic. It has also been pointed out that I myself am dangerous, cruel, and sadistic. So I have decided to cancel 6th period."

(kids cheer)

"Just Kidding. I'm also funny. I should add that."''

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-->-- '''Agatha Trunchbull''', ''{{Matilda}}''

-->-- '''Mrs. Gorf''', ''WaysideSchool''

-->-- '''Ms. Bitters''' from ''InvaderZim''

-->-- '''Mr. Noblet''', ''StrangersWithCandy'', after Jerri's father was abruptly mauled to death by vicious attack dogs.

->'''Mr Mericet''' Mr Pteppic is exactly right. Especially about the ''over-confidence.''
-->-- ''Discworld/{{Pyramids}}''

-->-- ''HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban''

-->-- ''{{Molesworth}}''

-> '''Snape:''' That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger... [[DisproportionateRetribution Five more points from Gryffindor for being an]] [[InsufferableGenius insufferable know-it-all]].
-> '''Ron:''' [[CallingTheOldManOut You asked us a question and she knows the answer!]] [[WhatTheHellHero Why ask if you don't want to be told?]]
-> '''Snape:''' [[KickTheDog Detention, Weasley... and if I ever hear you criticise the way I teach a class again, you will be very sorry indeed]].

-> '''Mr Mericet''' Mr Pteppic is exactly right. Especially about the ''over-confidence.''
--> ''Discworld/{{Pyramids}}''

->'''Mom:''' I saw your teacher, Miss Wormwood, in the supermarket today. She said to say Hi.\\
'''Calvin:''' You saw Miss Wormwood?? She shops at the supermarket?\\
'''Mom:''' Well certainly. What did you think?\\
'''Calvin:''' I dunno... I kinda figured teachers slept in coffins all summer.
-->-- ''CalvinAndHobbes''

-->-- '''Miss Kisskillya''', ''{{Detention}}''

--> ''Discworld{{Pyramids}}''

->''"Now if I hear one more peep out of any of you scrubs, someone's going to get... '''A LOVE PUNCH!!!''' Any questions?"''

->''Your psycho-analyst may say one thing, Blatworthy, but I say another. And my treatment is free.''

->''"Your performance was horrible. Your parents will all be recieving phone calls instructing them to love you less."''

->''"What is this place, Douchebag High? What kind of teachers talk like that? You'd get your ass fired if you talked like that!"''
-->-- '''TheNostalgiaCritic''' on the film ''{{Sidekicks}}''

-->-- '''Ms. Bitters''' from InvaderZim

->''"Your performance was horrible. Your parents will all be recieving phone calls instructing them to love you less."''
-->-- '''Ms. Bitters''' from InvaderZim
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