History Quotes / SadistTeacher

'''Coach Tugnut:''' Just Kidding. I'm also funny. I should add that.

->''"It has been pointed out that my obstacle course is dangerous, cruel and sadistic. It has also been pointed out that I myself am dangerous, cruel, and sadistic. So I have decided to cancel 6th period."'' (kids cheer) ''"Just Kidding. I'm also funny. I should add that."''
-->-- '''Coach Tugnut''', ''Series/{{EvenStevens}}''

'''Neiman''': No... (''Neiman tries to wipe his tear'')\\

'''Neiman''': I ''do'' give a shit.\\

'''Neiman''': (''nods)''\\

'''Neiman''': Yeah...\\

'''Neiman''': (''mumbling'') I'm upset...\\

'''Neiman''': I'm upset.\\

'''Neiman''': I'm upset!\\

'''Neiman''': ''I'm upset!''\\

'''Neiman''': (''at the top of his lungs'') '''''I'M UPSET!!!'''''

'''Fletcher''': [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain You are a worthless, friendless, faggot-lipped little piece of shit whose mommy left daddy when she figured out he wasn't]] Creator/EugeneONeill [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain and who is now weeping and slobbering all over my drum set like a fucking nine-year-old girl!]] Now, for the final '''FATHERFUCKING''' time, '''''SAY IT LOUDER!!!'''''\\

'''Fletcher''': [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain You are a worthless, friendless, faggot-lipped little piece of shit whose mommy left daddy when she figured out he wasn't]] Creator/EugeneONeill [[PoliticallyIncorrentVillain and who is now weeping and slobbering all over my drum set like a fucking nine-year-old girl!]] Now, for the final '''FATHERFUCKING''' time, '''''SAY IT LOUDER!!!'''''\\

'''Fletcher''': [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain You are a worthless, friendless, faggot-lipped little piece of shit whose mommy left daddy when she figured out he wasn't]] Creator/EugeneONeilland [[PoliticallyIncorrentVillain and who is now weeping and slobbering all over my drum set like a fucking nine-year-old girl!]] Now, for the final '''FATHERFUCKING''' time, '''''SAY IT LOUDER!!!'''''\\

'''Fletcher''': What, are you in a fucking a cappella group? Play the goddamn kit! (''Neyman drums the measure'') Stop. Now answer my question: were you rushing, or were you dragging? (''{{Beat}}'') '''''ANSWER!!!'''''

'''Neiman''': (''at the top of his lungs'') '''''I'M UPSET!!!'''''\\

-> '''Terence Fletcher''': (''throws a chair at Andrew Neyman's head'') Why do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head, Neyman?
-> '''Andrew Neyman''': I... I don't know.
-> '''Fletcher''': Sure you do.
-> '''Neyman''': The tempo?
-> '''Fletcher''': Were you rushing or were you dragging?
-> '''Neyman''': I don't know... (''Fletcher quickly walks up to Neyman'')
-> '''Fletcher''': Start counting.
-> '''Neyman''': Five, six, seven.
-> '''Fletcher''': '''In FOUR, damn it!''' Look at me!
-> '''Neyman''': One, two, three, four (''Fletcher slaps Neyman''). One, two, three four (''slap''). One, two, three four (''slap'').
-> '''Fletcher''': Now, was I rushing or was I dragging?
-> '''Neyman''': (''looks petrified'') I don't know.
-> '''Fletcher''': Count again.
-> '''Neyman''': One, two, three (''slap''). One, two, three (''slap''). One, two, three (''slap'').
-> '''Fletcher''': ''Rushing or dragging?''
-> '''Neyman''': Rushing...
-> '''Fletcher''': So you '''DO''' know the difference! If you deliberately sabotage my band, I will ''fuck'' you like a pig. Now are you a rusher? Or are you a dragger? Or are you gonna be '''''[[SuddenlyShouting ON MY FUCKING TIME?!?]]'''''
-> '''Neyman''': I'm gonna be on your time...

But my hands were tied\\

-->-- '''The Schoolmaster''', ''The Wall'', "The Trial"

''"I always said he'd come to no good\\