History Quotes / RuleThirtyFour

->You would've known that Flash had just vibrated out of his costume and is vibrating SO FAST that he can't be seen; Grodd, being a simple gorilla, has no concept of a naked ComicBook/{{Flash}} vibrating invisibly next to him. Only a human could conceive of a naked, vibrating, invisible Flash. Because we are Nature's Greatest Mistake.

Bobby drew a picture of [[Manga/DragonBall Goku]] making love to ComicBook/SpiderMan.\\

-->-- '''{{Disney/Cinderella}}''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeZXQf77hhk Princess Rap Battle]]"

--> '''An art teacher''', ''Extra Fabulous Comics''

'''Tina:''' [[DirtyKid No]]. That's why I started writing erotic friend fiction, using people at school and zombies.

->''"[[TemptingFate Oh, come on. Like anyone's gonna sexualize a Digimon]]--OH, OH MY GOD! MOVING ON!"''

--> '''An art teacher''', ''Webcomic/ExtraFabulousComics''

'''Chris:''' And as you mentioned, he [[IncestIsRelative starts with Martha Kent]]...as soon as Ma Kent gives him a hug, he immediately starts smelling her hair and shoots fireballs out of his eyes, which is what Kryptonians in Smallville do [[SomethingElseAlsoRises when they get aroused.]] Not even kidding. Either way, it’s at this point that the show finally catches up to the more unsavory portions of [=LiveJournal=], which I assume were slashing “Clartha” halfway through the debut episode.\\

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers''

'''Assistant:''' It's the [[Rule34 "Internet made it fucky"]] alarm, sir.\\

'''Nintendo Boss:''' ''And how is that fu--?!'' Oh, ''[[AttractiveBentGender that's]]'' [[CuteMonsterGirl real]] [[EvilIsSexy fucky]].

'''Tina:''' [[DirtyKid No]]. That's why I started writing erotic friend fiction.

->Creator/Disney sat me down and showed me a bunch of WesternAnimation/KimPossible porn and said "This will happen to your show."

->''"Don't just sit around complaining that Rule 34 has been broken; get off your ass and DO something about it."''

-->''"Don't just sit around complaining that Rule 34 has been broken; get off your ass and DO something about it."''

I could tell you things about PeterPan\\
And [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOZ the Wizard of Oz]]; ''there''[='=]s a {{dirty old man}}!"''

-->-- '''David Freedman''', creator of ''WesterAnimation/BountyHamster'' on [[http://davidfreedman.blogspot.com/2012/06/bounty-hamster-lives-on-in-strange-ways.html discovering fanart of his obscure show]].

-->-- '''Music/TomLehrer''', "Smut"

->'''Rachel''': Why don’t you take off your sweater?\\
'''Joey''': I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Calvin doing Hobbes]].\\
'''Rachel''': Oh my God! Really?! Can I see it?\\
'''Joey''': Yeah. Sure. ''(Rachel looks inside the neck of his sweater)''\\
'''Rachel''': Huh. Wow, I wouldn’t think Hobbes would like ''that'' so much.

->'''Carl''': [[UnsettlingGenderReveal I thought you were a woman]].\\
'''Paul''': Why would you think that?\\
'''Carl''': Mostly the hat-- are you sure?\\
'''Paul''': Of ''course'' I'm sure!\\
'''Carl''': Well... If you'll excuse me I have some pictures to delete from my computer...

-->-- ''Creator/StephenColbert, Series/TheColbertReport''

-->-- '''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/tr_special_the_10_most_face-meltingly_awful_fan_fi.php "The 10 Most Face-Meltingly Awful Fanfics"]]

'''Matt''': She also tries out Rogue, which continues [[MayDecemberRomance that creepy thread]] from the previous movie. But that wouldn’t hold a candle to Jackman/Cox.\\
'''Chris''': Hehe, [[HehHehYouSaidX “Jackman/Cox.”]]

->'''Simon Harding''': Did you know that [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS19E6Earthshock}} Adric’s DNA is scattered amongst the primordial ooze]] and that was the origin of the humanoid form?\\
'''Joe Ford''': So you’re saying that all of us have a little bit of Adric inside of us?\\
'''Simon''': [[FridgeHorror It's pretty grim]], isn’t it?\\
'''Joe''': I bet you someone out there has got a raging boner reading that.\\
'''Simon''': How could you say that?\\

'''Simon''': That’s wrong to the very core of everybody who thinks that.\\
'''Joe''': We better get back to talking about the episode rather than talking about having sex with Adric.\\
'''Simon''': I’m feeling a bit queasy.

'''Chris''': And as you mentioned, he [[IncestIsRelative starts with Martha Kent]]...as soon as Ma Kent gives him a hug, he immediately starts smelling her hair and shoots fireballs out of his eyes, which is what Kryptonians in Smallville do [[SomethingElseAlsoRises when they get aroused.]] Not even kidding. Either way, it’s at this point that the show finally catches up to the more unsavory portions of [=LiveJournal=], which I assume were slashing “Clartha” halfway through the debut episode.\\
'''David''': At the end of this episode, I expected everyone involved to jump onscreen, take a bow, strike a pose and yell “'''''[[TheAristocrats THE ARISTOCRATS!]]'''''”

->'''A''': But... why? My god, why would you do a thing like that?\\
'''B''': Just [[ADateWithRosiePalms fap. Fap your childhood to pieces]].

->'''Pintsize''': Rule 34 is the ultimate expression of human creativity! Creating porn of ANYTHING THE HUMAN MIND CAN CONCEIVE is an endeavor on par with colonizing the stars or tapping into the secrets of the universe!\\
'''Winslow''': I think you just like looking at pooping catgirls.

->'''Toggle''': That doesn't exist, does it? [[BodyHorror Case fifty-three]] porn?\\
'''Kid Win''': Everything exists.

-->-- Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x2-x-men-united-2003-part-two/ on]] ''[[{{Film/X-Men}} X-2: X-Men United]]''

-->--'''Boomstick''' on '''[[Anime/DigimonTamers Renamon]]''', ''WebVideo/DeathBattle''

->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}} William Murderface]]:''' I HAVE DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF Film/{{SHARKNADO}} THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
-->-- ''[[http://textsfrommordhaus.tumblr.com/post/82606211729 Texts From Mordhaus]]''

->'''[[AuthorAvatar Jo:]]''' A new ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' character! That means it's time for new Rule 34!
->'''[[SuperPoweredRobotMeterMaids Ori]][[OurCentaursAreDifferent sa:]]''' Sorry to disappoint but I'm not your usual female character.
->'''Jo:''' This changes nothing.
->[Orisa is bombarded with Rule 34 of her.]

->''"[[Tempting Fate Oh, come on. Like anyone's gonna sexualize a Digimon]]--OH, OH MY GOD! MOVING ON!"''

->''"Oh, come on. Like anyone's gonna sexualize a Franchise/{{Digimon}}--OH, OH MY GOD! MOVING ON!"''