History Quotes / RonTheDeathEater

->''Just to clarify - I ''do'' like Janeway, just not as the main character. Nothing confuses fans more than saying, "I love Janeway, she's my favourite villain".

-->--'''WebVide/SFDebris''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''

-->-- ''[[http://www.sugarquill.net/read.php?storyid=656&chapno=1 The Sugar Quill]]'' on three possible Rons

-->-- '''[[Series/StarTrekVoyager Cap. Kathryn Janeway]]'''[[note]](to [[TheAggressiveDrugDealer a three year old]])[[/note]] in {{Website/SFDebris}}'s review of "Dark Frontier"

-->'''7b. Ginny Weasley Depicted as Nothing More Than an Obsessed Fangirl:''' Oh please. Could you get more off-base than this? Yes, she starts out with a crush. That crush is pretty much over by Order of the Phoenix, so let it go already.

-->-- Fanfic author Worldmaker's ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/~worldmaker "Things I Can't Stand to See in Harry Potter Fanfiction"]]''

->''Also, I don't think [[Disney/TheLionKing Simba]] is really as cruel as he was portrayed as here, but it was needed for the story.''

->''"[[StrawFeminist GRRRRR, I WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME, MRA MISOGYNISTS!!!]]" said [[Disney/{{Frozen}} Elsa]] [[PerfectlyCromulentWord whorily and devilly]] like a constipated guano eating pedophile turtle."''

-->'''7i. Harry's interest in Ginny first appears about the same time as love potions, ergo, Ginny used a love potion to ensnare Harry away from (insert other female here):''' And usually, the "other female" is Hermione, who's probably being dosed with love potions by RonTheDeathEater. Guys, this has to be the most addle-brained, paranoid, delusional bullshit I've read, and in that I am comparing it to most Conservative political screeds I've read. There's no canon evidence of it. None whatsoever. And no, you idiotic moron, I'm not missing the "subtext". Rowling is amazingly anvilicious with her subtext; she's not subtle at all. If this is what was really going on, she'd have been explicit about it. So get over yourself and stop acting like a loon.

->'''Batman:''' There's [[MoralEventHorizon no coming back from this]] for him.\\

-->'''7e. Ginny only having three settings: bitch, whore, and bitchy whore.''' Can we get more childish than this?
-->'''7f. Molly Weasley only having two settings: shrieking harridan and violently shrieking harridan.''' She's not as bad as the Weasley haters portray her as. Really.

->''[Ron] saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family.''

'''Chief Yagami:''' Your point? And don't you interrupt me, mister, or [[HitYouSoHardYourXWillFeelIt I'll smack you in the mouth so hard]] that even Mikami's mom will feel it!\\

-->'''7d. Harry's friends turn their back on Harry because... um... because... hold on... I'll think of some stupid reason in a moment:''' This is another cliche. Usually, it's the two youngest Weasleys who turn on Harry because of some really retarded reason that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever and turns Ron and Ginny into complete OCs, because regardless of how much you dislike these two characters, even you haters would have to admit that their portrayal in these stories is [[OutOfCharacter out there]] like friggin' Pluto...

->''ComicBook/{{Jubilee}} was a total bitch, she was mean and thought she was better than everyone else [[DepartmentOfRedundancy and was a total bitch]].''

->''"There's no reason why Christine ''wouldn't'' be happier with Raoul. He's closer to her in age, they've known each other longer, he's sincere, utterly devoted to her, and not psychotic, so [[Creator/AndrewLloydWebber Lloyd Webber]] and his cronies randomly turn him into a bitter neglectful drunk with gambling problems in order to smooth over the fact that they're trying to push Christine onto a [[DracoInLeatherPants guy who tends to strangle people when he gets upset]]. In order to make sure the audience gets the point, Raoul has a big solo about what a terrible person he is and how he doesn't deserve his oh-so-special wife's affections."''

->''"''[Ron]'' apparently was promised Hermione as a reward for his manipulation of myself over the years, [[TheConspiracy by none other that Dumbledore, in cahoots with Molly]]. They were going to dose me and Hermione, set me up to be killed in the battle with Tom, and take my estates to be divided up between their little coalition… Ron was to get Puddlemere as a present, Ginny and Molly the Potter name and money… this is something I will not forgive."''\\
--> --'''Harry Potter''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4646020/1/Bring_to_Order Bring To Order]]''

-->-- '''Harry Potter''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4646020/1/Bring_to_Order Bring To Order]]''

-- '''Harry Potter''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4646020/1/Bring_to_Order Bring To Order]]''

-> -- '''Hermione Granger''', ''Fanfic/TheLastWar''

--> -- '''Ron Weasley''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5043968/10/More_Important_Things More Important Things]]''

--> -- '''Ron Weasley''', ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4411477/2/Paybacks_are_a_Witch Paybacks are a Witch]]''

--> -- ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/1989831/chapters/4309809 Raised By Wolves]]''

--> -- ''[[http://imagine.e-fic.com/viewstory.php?sid=728&textsize=0&chapter=1 Ron's Hogwarts]]''

-->--'''[[Series/StarTrekVoyager Cap. Kathryn Janeway]]'''[[note]](to [[TheAggressiveDrugDealer a three year old]])[[/note]] in {{Website/SFDebris}}'s review of "Dark Frontier"

->-- ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3400542/1/Lettered Lettered]]''

-->--''ComicBook/InjusticeGodsAmongUs'', Year One #25

-->--''WebComic/{{Chiasmata}}''

-> ''"She had pushed Ron--gently, as always--for a newer, bigger apartment, but Ron simply roared at her, calling her a stuck-up pig with her fancy airs while he slaved day and night at the Auror office, and that by God, she would be satisfied with what she had. She had bit her tongue and said no more that day, but she knew that with an Auror's salary they could afford an apartment ten times bigger, if Ron [[MrViceGuy didn't drink and whore it away]]."''

->''"There's no reason why Christine ''wouldn't'' be happier with Raoul. He's closer to her in age, they've known each other longer, he's sincere, utterly devoted to her, and not psychotic, so Lloyd Webber and his cronies randomly turn him into a bitter neglectful drunk with gambling problems in order to smooth over the fact that they're trying to push Christine onto a [[DracoInLeatherPants guy who tends to strangle people when he gets upset]]. In order to make sure the audience gets the point, Raoul has a big solo about what a terrible person he is and how he doesn't deserve his oh-so-special wife's affections."''

->''"There's no reason why Christine ''wouldn't'' be happier with Raoul. He's closer to her in age, they've known each other longer, he's sincere, utterly devoted to her, and not psychotic, so Lloyd Webber and his cronies randomly turn him into a bitter neglectful drunk with gambling problems in order to smooth over the fact that they're trying to push Christine onto a guy who tends to strangle people when he gets upset. In order to make sure the audience gets the point, Raoul has a big solo about what a terrible person he is and how he doesn't deserve his oh-so-special wife's affections."''

->''"There's no reason why Christine ''wouldn't'' be happier with Raoul. He's closer to her in age, they've known each other longer, he's sincere, utterly devoted to her, and no psychotic, so Lloyd Webber and his cronies randomly turn him into a bitter neglectful drunk with gambling problems in order to smooth over the fact that they're trying to push Christine onto a guy who tends to strangle people when he gets upset. In order to make sure the audience gets the point, Raoul has a big solo about what a terrible person he is and how he doesn't deserve his oh-so-special wife's affections."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/MusicalHell''', perfectly summarizing this trope in ''Theatre/LoveNeverDies'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Un7kg7WUno here]]

->'''Vernon:''' Well, what if I were to violate you sexually?

->''"[[ComicBook/XMen Jubilee]] was a total bitch, she was mean and thought she was better than everyone else [[DepartmentOfRedundancy and was a total bitch]].

->'''7. Vendetta Fics:''' A vendetta fic is a story in which the writer decides to “punish” a character he or she doesn’t like by portraying the disliked character in the worse possible light imagineable. I’m sorry, but how fucking childish is this? Specifically:

-->'''7c. Harry/Ginny Being “Oedipal” and Thus “Gross”:''' The idea here being that supposedly, Lily Potter and Ginny Weasley look alike because they are both redheads. This is one of the most retarded things I’ve ever heard. That’s like saying actresses [[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004920/ Frances Fisher]] and Creator/AlysonHannigan look alike because they are both redheads. (Hint: they look nothing alike; go see for yourself.)
-->'''7d. Harry's friends turn their back on Harry because... um... because... hold on... I'll think of some stupid reason in a moment:''' This is another cliche. Usually, its the two youngest Weasleys who turn on Harry because of some really retarded reason that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever and turns Ron and Ginny into complete OCs, because regardless of how much you dislike these two characters, even you haters would have to admit that their portrayal in these stories is out there like friggin' Pluto...

->'''[[http://k25ff.tumblr.com/post/98714220977/thehappinessmachine-thehappinessmachine-do Creator about Forest Viewer]]: Ibrahim is so precious.
->'''[[BigBad Brother Dearest]] about Forest Viewer]]: He was a monster made of a demon from the skies. It crawled inside his brain and covered him with eyes that could pierce the veil of the Location and thus he trapped me and my dear siblings here while he left with his vassals.