History Quotes / RedOniBlueOni

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->'''Bob Parr:''' ''[listening to the police scanner]'' 2356...what is that? Robbery?\\
'''Lucius Best:''' This is just sad...\\
'''Bob:''' Yeah, robbery. You wanna catch a robber?\\
'''Lucius:''' No. Tell you the truth, [[DidntWantAnAdventure I'd rather go bowling.]] Look, what if we actually did what our wives ''think'' we're doing? [[DeadpanSnarker Just to shake things up.]] [...] What are we doing here, Bob?\\
'''Bob:''' We're protecting people!\\
'''Lucius:''' Nobody asked us.\\
'''Bob:''' You need an invitation?\\
'''Lucius:''' I'd like one, yes!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1''
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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

->"Most [[Literature/LordPeterWimsey Wimseys]] were like the 16th Duke, and his father: '[[BoisterousBruiser Bluff, courageous]], [[TheBigGuy physically powerful]]' [[IdiotHero but not very intelligent]]; of [[HotBlooded hearty and voracious appetites of all kinds]]. They could be '[[BloodKnight cruel, yet without malice or ingenuity]].' The other type is [[ShorterMeansSmarter physically slighter]], [[TheSmartGuy smarter]], with [[GenkiGuy great nervous energy]], and ' lusts no less powerful, [[GuileHero but more dangerously controlled to a long-sighted policy]].' These became churchmen, statesmen, traitors; but sometimes poets and saints."
-->--[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_of_Denver The Wimsey family chronicler]]:

-->--''[[Recap/AdamSandlerS2E1JoiningTheCult Joining The Cult]]''

->If [[YamatoNadeshiko Leafpool]] is like water, calm, deep running, reflecting the stars, then [[GenkiGirl Squirrelflight]] is fire. She has energy to scorch every tree in the forest, and a tongue that could leave scars in beech bark.
-->-- '''Rock,''' ''[[Literature/WarriorCats Warriors: Cats of the Clans]]''

->'''ComicBook/LukeCage:''' You should be usin' that magic fist of yours to crack heads, not focus your feng shui.\\
'''ComicBook/IronFist:''' Focusing my ''chi''. Maybe if you were open to focusing your own energy, you wouldn't be so angry all the time. It's not healthy, Luke.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes'', "To Steal an Ant-Man"

->'''Zodd''': I'm going to take a wild guess and assume that you two have a [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Naruto/Sasuke]] best friend/eternal rival thing going on.\\
'''Guts''': Uh...that's great. Are you going somewhere with this?\\
'''Zodd''': [[{{Foreshadowing}} Do you remember a little thing called]] "[[FaceHeelTurn Valley of the End]]"?\\
'''Guts''': So you're saying that Griffith and I are going to have a falling out, and Griffith is going to turn into a winged, lipstick monster. [[LampshadeHanging That seems a little farfetched]].
-->-- ''WebVideo/BerserkAbridged''

->'''[[GenderBender Garcie]]![[VideoGame/MegaMan Bass]]''': Why do I think this is basically perfect matching? One's idealistic and loves justice, the other just loves to snark.
->'''Raidou''': ... Wow. You are right, Bass. It's an extraordinarily fitting thing.
->'''Garcie!Bass''': The only thing to complete it is if [Garcie] and Luca were originally rivals.
->'''Garcie''': Heh, yeah. Wait, does [[SuperPoweredEvilSide Luca's Incarnate]] count?
->'''Raidou''': Garcie was technically created by an evil mad scientist, much like Luca. And Garcie originally opposed a version of Luca.
->'''Plenair''': So you are saying that in a way, they were originally rivals?
->'''Raidou''': In a way.
->'''Garcie!Bass''': Good point.
->'''[[GenderBender Luca]]!VideoGame/MegaMan''': I... think so.
-->--''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->''"These two really are {{birds of a feather}}, but also total {{foil}}s to each other. The idea of them being exactly the same and yet polar opposites is going to be a huge factor in upcoming episodes."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/JesuOtaku''' discussing Vash and Wolfwood from ''Anime/{{Trigun}}''

->'''Rory Gimore:''' Let's not make each other feel bad.
->'''Paris Geller''': Hey, hug a dolphin another day, alright?
-->--''Series/GilmoreGirls''

->''And the reality of that [FeudEpisode] situation is... that you two need each other. [[HairTriggerTemper Brittnay]], you make Mackenzie stronger! [[TheChessmaster Mackenzie]], you make Brittnay smarter. Together, the two are ''fucking unstoppable''! You're the leaders of the greatest cheer squad in the history of the world. You can win championships, expose corruption, you two can be President! ({{Beat}}) Consecutively, or simultaneously, whatever you want! But apart, well, you two can't get much of anything done, can you?''
-->-- '''Trisha Cappelletti,''' ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'' (Episode 70)

->''"Basically, in any relationship you work this out, it took me years -- [[Series/SesameStreet one of you is Bert, one of you is Ernie.]] That's what it comes down to: one of you is really good at chopping vegetables up very small and explaining factional loyalties in the Middle-East, and the other one is really good at saying'' 'Help! I'm locked outside! I can't feel my arms!' ''"''
-->-- '''Creator/DylanMoran''', ''Off The Hook''

->'''[[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk Hulk]]:''' Hulk like fire, Thor like water.
->'''[[Comicbook/TheMightyThor Thor]]''': I think we're both like fire.
->'''Hulk''': Yeah, but Hulk like real fire, Hulk like raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire.
-->-- ''Film/ThorRagnarok''

->'''[[AristocratsAreEvil Lord Burnham]]:''' For god's sake, Mako! You've got blood on you...
->'''[[EvilSorcerer Mako]]:''' You should see the inside of your car. I brought a [[ImAHumanitarian little something with me]] for the road, eh?
->'''Lord Burnham:''' [[PragmaticVillainy I thought we agreed to keep things low-key]]. This is England. You can't just go around [[CannibalismSuperpower cannibalizing V.I.P.s]] and not expect the authorities to take notice -
->'''Mako:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] them. You ''are'' the authorities. You are a Lord. You make the law, eh?
->'''Lord Burnham:''' Nevertheless, [[VillainWithGoodPublicity there are certain appearances to be kept up]]. Pretenses to be maintained. Besides, your powers have multiplied a thousandfold. There's simply no reason for you to continue this mindless slaughter of mages. You have enough power.
->'''Mako:''' There is no such thing.
->'''Lord Burnham:''' Heh. [[NotSoDifferentRemark We are not so unalike after all, are we, you and I?]]
-->--''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: The Roots Of Coincidence''

->'''Anthony Mason:''' Is there a big difference between drawing for Creator/{{DC|Comics}} and Creator/{{Marvel|Comics}}, or is it essentially the same job?
->'''Creator/AlexRoss:''' It's kind of a difference between mood and vibe of the material. There's something about the stoic heroes of DC that can be contrasted against the hyperkinetic heroes of Marvel.
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lulvGwPW_QM CBS: This Morning]]''

->'''[[ActionGirl Rachel]]:''' I'm the one who does hard and fast. And relentless.
->'''[[TheUnfettered Marco]]:''' And [[LeeroyJenkins reckless]].
->'''Rachel:''' While you want to sit around and [[TheChessmaster think every stupid little step to death]]. You've got a Theatre/{{Hamlet}} complex, Marco.
->'''Marco:''' Yeah, and there's a method to my madness. Which is more than I can say about [[BloodKnight your finer moments]].
-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #37: The Weakness''

->[The brothers] had always been like that, so different in temper, Rhy's hot and quick to burn, Kell's cold and slow to thaw.
-->--''[[Literature/ShadesOfMagic A Conjuring of Light]]''

->'''Steven:''' Where did you get these? I thought they stopped making them!
->'''[[TeamMom Pearl]]:''' Well, we heard that too, and since they're your favorite...
->'''[[WildChild Amethyst]]:''' We went out and stole a bunch!
->'''Pearl:''' ''[annoyed grunt]'' I went back and ''paid'' for them.
-->--''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''

->'''Bob Parr:''' ''[listening to the police scanner]'' 2356...what is that? Robbery?\\
'''Lucius Best:''' This is just sad...\\
'''Bob:''' Yeah, robbery. You wanna catch a robber?\\
'''Lucius:''' No. Tell you the truth, [[DidntWantAnAdventure I'd rather go bowling.]] Look, what if we actually did what our wives ''think'' we're doing? [[DeadpanSnarker Just to shake things up.]] [...] What are we doing here, Bob?\\
'''Bob:''' We're protecting people!\\
'''Lucius:''' Nobody asked us.\\
'''Bob:''' You need an invitation?\\
'''Lucius:''' I'd like one, yes!
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

->'''[[ScaryBlackMan Nadine Ross]]''': Think it's safe?\\
'''[[AwesomeAussie Chloe Frazer]]''': You know that treasure hunting is not a good gig for the risk-averse, right?\\
'''Nadine''': Neither is being a [[PrivateMilitaryContractors mercenary]]. Difference is, when I pull the pin on a grenade, I know what's going to happen next.\\
'''Chloe''': [[InHarmsWay My way's much more fun]].
-->--''VideoGame/UnchartedTheLostLegacy''. They're even ColorCodedForYourConvenience!

->'''America''': Are you serious? You can’t go with that lame-ass operation!
->'''Britain''': Oh, yes I can! Some of us like to be careful and make informed decisions instead of charging in all willy-nilly like an impetuous toddler!
-->--''Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers''

->'''Mr. O'Reilly''': The problem with you, Mr. Fawlty, is that you worry too much. You keep it up like this, and you'll have a stroke before you're fifty. Stone dead, you'll be.\\
'''Basil Fawlty''': [[DeadpanSnarker Suits me]].\\
'''O'Reilly''': That's a dreadful thing to say!\\
'''Basil''': Not at all, I'll get a bit of peace.\\
'''O'Reilly''': Don't be so morbid. The good Lord made the world so that we could all enjoy ourselves.\\
'''Basil''': Look, ''my wife'' enjoys herself, ''I'' worry.\\
'''O'Reilly''': Well, if the good Lord meant us to worry, he'd have given us things to worry about.\\
'''Basil''': ''He has''! ''[[HenpeckedHusband My wife]]''! She will be back here in ''four hours'', and she can kill a man at ten paces with ''one blow of her tongue''! ''How am I supposed not to worry''?!\\
'''O'Reilly''': Just remember, Mr. Fawlty. [[AppealToWorseProblems There's always someone worse off than yourself]].\\
'''Basil''': Oh, is there? Well, I'd like to meet him. [[NoSympathy I could do with a laugh]].\\
'''O'Reilly''': You'll just have to worry for the both of us. I'm telling you, if the good Lord-\\
'''Basil''': Is mentioned once more, [[ImpliedDeathThreat I shall move you closer to him]].

->'''Vi:''' These two are like night and day, huh.\\
'''Leif:''' [[RoyalWe We]] can relate to Brooke's angry power reading aura.\\
'''Kabbu:''' Oh, then I'm Libren's joyful search for new stories!\\
'''Vi:''' You're both just nerds.
-->--''VideoGame/BugFables''

I don't understand how you stand to the side
->'''Burr:''' I'll keep all my plans close to my chest\\

->Shane is clever but naughty. He gets away with things by being charming, amusing grown-ups enough to avoid punishment for offences that would get you or Max sent to the corner for the rest of the lesson. Later, you understand why Shane prefers [[Series/TheManFromUNCLE Napoleon to Illya]]. Like Robert Vaughn, Shane has something funny to say when he's in trouble, always seems cool-headed, never takes anything seriously; in shorts and a cardy, he gives the impression of being well-groomed, though he also takes knocks falling off the climbing frame.
->In Shane's gang, you're Illya Kuryakin. Faithful sidekick, [[ShrinkingViolet shyer than the hero]], more sensitive, never at the centre of things. It doesn't occur to you until Class Six that you're cleverer than Shane but [[TheDitherer less willing to take a chance]]. When the class is asked a question, you often don't put up your hand even if you know the answer. Shane always puts up his hand: if he doesn't know the answer, he makes a joke; if he's not right, he can be funny.
-->--''Literature/LifesLottery''

->'''Honey Bunny:''' I love you, Pumpkin.\\
'''Pumpkin:''' And I love you, Honey Bunny.\\
''(They kiss, then stand up and draw their handguns)''\\
'''Pumpkin:''' Okay, everybody, be cool! This is a robbery!\\
'''Honey Bunny:''' ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS ''MOVE'', AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU!
-->--''Film/PulpFiction''

-->''[[Recap/AdamSandlerS2E1JoiningTheCult Joining The Cult]]''

-->-- ''{{Manga/Berserk}} [[AbridgedSeries Abridged]]''

->''And the reality of that [FeudEpisode] situation is... '''that you two need each other.''' '''[[HairTriggerTemper Brittnay]], you make Mackenzie stronger!''' '''[[TheChessmaster Mackenzie]], you make Brittnay smarter.''' Together, the two are ''fucking unstoppable''! You're the leaders of the greatest cheer squad in the history of the world. You can win championships, expose corruption, you two can be President! ({{Beat}}) Consecutively, or simultaneously, whatever you want! '''But apart, well, you two can't get much of anything done, can you?'''''
-->-- '''Trisha Cappelletti,''' ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'' (Episode 70) [[note]]The important points are in bold.[[/note]]

-->-- '''Dylan Moran''', ''Off The Hook''

->'''[[ScaryBlackMan Nadine]] [[AmoralAfrikaner Ross]]''': Think it's safe?\\

'''Guts''': So you're saying that Griffith and I are going to have a falling out, and Griffith is going to turn into a winged, lipstick monster. [[LampshadeHanging That seems a little farfetched]].\\
-- ''{{Manga/Berserk}} [[AbridgedSeries Abridged]]''

->'''[[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk Hulk]]:''' Hulk like fire, Thor like water.

->''' Hamilton:''' Burr, we studied and we fought and we killed\\

->'''ComicBook/{{Luke Cage|HeroForHire}}:''' You should be usin' that magic fist of yours to crack heads, not focus your feng shui.\\
'''[[ComicBook/ImmortalIronFist Iron Fist]]:''' Focusing my ''chi''. Maybe if you were open to focusing your own energy, you wouldn't be so angry all the time. It's not healthy, Luke.

->"Most [[Literature/LordPeterWimsey Wimseys]] were like the 16th Duke, and his father: '[[BoisterousBruiser Bluff, courageous]], [[TheBigGuy physically powerful]]' [[IdiotHero but not very intelligent]]; of [[HotBlooded hearty and voracious appetites of all kinds]]. They could be '[[BloodKnight cruel, yet without malice or ingenuity]].' The other type is [[ShorterMeansSmarter physically slighter]], [[TheSmartGuy smarter]], with [[GenkiGuy great nervous energy]], and '[[NotSoDifferent lusts no less powerful]], [[GuileHero but more dangerously controlled to a long-sighted policy]].' These became churchmen, statesmen, traitors; but sometimes poets and saints."

->'''Lord Burnham:''' Heh. [[NotSoDifferent We are not so unalike after all, are we, you and I?]]