Quotes: Red Oni, Blue Oni


"Most Wimseys were like the 16th Duke, and his father: 'Bluff, courageous, physically powerful' but not very intelligent; of hearty and voracious appetites of all kinds. They could be 'cruel, yet without malice or ingenuity.' The other type is physically slighter, smarter, with great nervous energy, and 'lusts no less powerful, but more dangerously controlled to a long-sighted policy.' These became churchmen, statesmen, traitors; but sometimes poets and saints."

Honey Bunny: I love you, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin: And I love you, Honey Bunny.
(They kiss, then stand up and draw their handguns)
Pumpkin: Okay, everybody, be cool! This is a robbery!
Honey Bunny: ANY OF YOU FUCKING MOVE, AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING ONE OF YOU!

If Leafpool is like water, calm, deep running, reflecting the stars, then Squirrelflight is fire. She has energy to scorch every tree in the forest, and a tongue that could leave scars in beech bark.

Luke Cage: You should be usin' that magic fist of yours to crack heads, not focus your feng shui.
Iron Fist: Focusing my chi. Maybe if you were open to focusing your own energy, you wouldn't be so angry all the time. It's not healthy, Luke.
The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, "To Steal an Ant-Man"

Zodd: I'm going to take a wild guess and assume that you two have a Naruto/Sasuke best friend/eternal rival thing going on.
Guts: Uh...that's great. Are you going somewhere with this?
Zodd: Do you remember a little thing called "Valley of the End"?
Guts: So you're saying that Griffith and I are going to have a falling out, and Griffith is going to turn into a winged, lipstick monster. That seems a little farfetched.
Berserk Abridged

Garcie!Bass: Why do I think this is basically perfect matching? One's idealistic and loves justice, the other just loves to snark.
Raidou: ... Wow. You are right, Bass. It's an extraordinarily fitting thing.
Garcie!Bass: The only thing to complete it is if [Garcie] and Luca were originally rivals.
Garcie: Heh, yeah. Wait, does Luca's Incarnate count?
Raidou: Garcie was technically created by an evil mad scientist, much like Luca. And Garcie originally opposed a version of Luca.
Plenair: So you are saying that in a way, they were originally rivals?
Raidou: In a way.
Garcie!Bass: Good point.
Luca!Mega Man: I... think so.

"These two really are birds of a feather, but also total foils to each other. The idea of them being exactly the same and yet polar opposites is going to be a huge factor in upcoming episodes."
JesuOtaku discussing Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun

Rory Gimore: Let's not make each other feel bad.
Paris Geller: Hey, hug a dolphin another day alright?

And the reality of that [Feud Episode] situation is... that you two need each other. Brittnay, you make Mackenzie stronger! Mackenzie, you make Brittnay smarter. Together, the two are fucking unstoppable! You're the leaders of the greatest cheer squad in the history of the world. You can win championships, expose corruption, you two can be President! (Beat) Consecutively, or simultaneously, whatever you want! But apart, well, you two can't get much of anything done, can you?
Trisha Cappeletti, The Most Popular Girls in School (Episode 70)