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-> ''"I... I've got no words. I hope you know a grown man wrote this right? An adult wrote this. Someone who is old enough to drive wrote this. God dam it, man."''
-->-- '''Bucky Beaver''' after reading the words "cow fingers" on a chalkboard, ''VideoGame/Shipwrecked64''
-->-- '''Bucky Beaver''' after reading the words "cow fingers" on a chalkboard, ''VideoGame/Shipwrecked64''
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-> ''"It's not a world of spies anymore. Not even a world of heroes. This is the age of miracles, doctor. There is nothing more horrifying...than a miracle."''
-->-- '''Baron Wolfgang von Strucker''', ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier''
-->-- '''Baron Wolfgang von Strucker''', ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier''
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->''"When did this release?" Hold on, let me get the ''Portal Runner'' release date... ''Portal Runner'' was released [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror September 11, 2001]]... And I am not joking, the timing for this game is actually horrible. Yep, the uh... release date is very unfortunate...''
-->-- '''Shenpai''' before [[https://youtu.be/I2ccQ-M1Mg8?si=ftEcbTjxoLm1idko playing]] ''VideoGame/PortalRunner''
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->''"How could I say no to a pretty lady with a loaded gun in her hand?"''
-->-- '''David''', ''[[VideoGame/DontEscape Don't Escape 4 Days to Survive]]''
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-> ''"I want, more than anything to say what I've found. Yet, I can't. It'd ruin us. These guys are our only paying clients in years. Fucking hate this."''
-->-- '''Connor Thomas''', ''VideoGame/Shipwrecked64''
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->'''Cat:''' Don't you know what this place is?\\
'''Rimmer:''' Yes, it's a hell hole. It's a nightmare. It's a stinking infested pit of putridness.\\
'''Lister:''' Rimmer, ''it's your mind.''\\
-->--''Series/RedDwarf'', [[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonVTerrorform "Terrorform"]]
'''Rimmer:''' Yes, it's a hell hole. It's a nightmare. It's a stinking infested pit of putridness.\\
'''Lister:''' Rimmer, ''it's your mind.''\\
-->--''Series/RedDwarf'', [[Recap/RedDwarfSeasonVTerrorform "Terrorform"]]
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-> '''Vicky:''' We're already friends, so the natural next step would be to pledge my eternal devotion to you.\\
'''[[VideoGame/CultOfTheLamb The Lamb]]:''' You have... a very intense view of friendships, Vicky.
-->-- ''[[VisualNovel/MonsterProm Monster Roadtrip]]''
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->'''Dmitry:''' If you ever see me from a carriage again, don't wave, don't smile... I don't want to be in love with someone I can't have for the rest of my life.
-->-- ''Theatre/{{Anastasia}}''
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->''"Limits are meant to be broken!"''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud Strife]]''', ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros''
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-->-- '''Music/{{Qbomb}}''''''Music/{{Qbomb}}''', "Build a Giant Robot Out of Trash"
->''"To my enemies!\\
Those were the best days of our lives!\\
When our hate made us feel so alive!\\
So wrong it's right!\\
So wrong it's right, alright!"''
-->-- '''Music/SaintMotel''', "To My Enemies"
->''"To my enemies!\\
Those were the best days of our lives!\\
When our hate made us feel so alive!\\
So wrong it's right!\\
So wrong it's right, alright!"''
-->-- '''Music/SaintMotel''', "To My Enemies"
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-->-- ''Series/TheCrown2016'', "Act of God"
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-->-- '''Mr. Copper''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Voyage of the Damned"
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-->-- [[Series/{{Degrassi}} "Snake" Simpson]]
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->''"It's a pretty damn hard act to follow." ''Normally that phrase is used because the last person was so good. This is more along the lines of'' "it's hard to follow that guy's act, because as he left he set the stage on fire. Literally."''
-->-- '''Anonymous commentator''', regarding recent events in ''Batman''
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->''"Reduce, recycle, REVENGE!"''
-->-- '''Music/{{Qbomb}}'''
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->''"Drowning is my third favorite way to die, but they're all good."''
-->-- '''Creepy Susie''', ''WesternAnimation/TheOblongs''
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->'''Elder Price:''' Do you find yourself asking questions about that strange feeling inside?\\
'''Gotswana:''' YES!\\
'''Elder Price:''' And it's because you want to believe in something more, isn't it?!\\
'''Gotswana:''' No, it's because I have maggots in my scrotum.
-->-- ''Theatre/TheBookOfMormon''
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->''"Oh God, a surprise werewolf attack! I shoulda expected this!"''
-->--'''LetsPlay/Videogamedunkey''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yHoSvrTss "Ultimate Skyrim"]]
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-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{Oversimplified}}'', on the end of the Russian Revolution
->'''Captain Matias Torres:''' Ahoy me mateys, it be me, Captain Torres, as I'm here to tell you that you can prevent like 99% of all wars by nuking the capital of Osea. I learned about ye knowledge while stuck under the sea for 698 days while only being able to watch virtual [=YouTuber=] content and now I'm as sane as any old scurvy dog on this ship! Yar har har, it's my mental illness so I get to choose the coping mechanism.\\
'''Torres:''' Yo ho ho, on the sea we go, send this bomb and away they blow, for salvation we fight and the truth we know, I will kill again and again for this virtual ho.\\
'''[=Max0r=]:''' Also, um, as funny as my pirate voice is, uh, the real voice actor for Torres is even better than that.\\
->'''Captain Matias Torres:''' Ahoy me mateys, it be me, Captain Torres, as I'm here to tell you that you can prevent like 99% of all wars by nuking the capital of Osea. I learned about ye knowledge while stuck under the sea for 698 days while only being able to watch virtual [=YouTuber=] content and now I'm as sane as any old scurvy dog on this ship! Yar har har, it's my mental illness so I get to choose the coping mechanism.\\
'''Torres:''' Yo ho ho, on the sea we go, send this bomb and away they blow, for salvation we fight and the truth we know, I will kill again and again for this virtual ho.\\
'''[=Max0r=]:''' Also, um, as funny as my pirate voice is, uh, the real voice actor for Torres is even better than that.\\
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-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{Oversimplified}}'', ''WebAnimation/OverSimplified'', on the end of the Russian Revolution
->'''Captain Matias Torres:''' Ahoy me mateys, it be me, Captain Torres, as I'm here to tell you that you can prevent like 99% of all wars by nuking the capital of Osea. I learned about ye knowledge while stuck under the sea for 698 days while only being able to watch virtual [=YouTuber=] content and now I'm as sane as any old scurvy dog on this ship! Yar har har, it's my mental illness so I get to choose the coping mechanism.\\
\\\
'''Torres:''' Yo ho ho, on the sea we go, send this bomb and away they blow, for salvation we fight and the truth we know, I will kill again and again for this virtual ho.\\
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'''[=Max0r=]:''' Also, um, as funny as my pirate voice is, uh, the real voice actor for Torres is even better than that.\\\\\
->'''Captain Matias Torres:''' Ahoy me mateys, it be me, Captain Torres, as I'm here to tell you that you can prevent like 99% of all wars by nuking the capital of Osea. I learned about ye knowledge while stuck under the sea for 698 days while only being able to watch virtual [=YouTuber=] content and now I'm as sane as any old scurvy dog on this ship! Yar har har, it's my mental illness so I get to choose the coping mechanism.
'''Torres:''' Yo ho ho, on the sea we go, send this bomb and away they blow, for salvation we fight and the truth we know, I will kill again and again for this virtual ho.
'''[=Max0r=]:''' Also, um, as funny as my pirate voice is, uh, the real voice actor for Torres is even better than that.
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->''"When I first stole into this chamber centuries ago, I did not fathom the true power of knowledge. To know the future, Raziel, to see its paths and streams tracing out into the infinite. As a man, I could never have contained such forbidden truths. [[AGodAmI But each of us is so much more than we once were]]."''
-->-- '''Kain''', ''VideoGame/LegacyOfKainSoulReaver''
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-->-- '''Kain''', ''VideoGame/LegacyOfKain: Soul Reaver''
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->''"I don't need to know, I have people to know for me"''
-->-- '''Scara B King''', ''VideoGame/TheNamelessMod''
->''"Don't worry - I hear heaven's a nice place. '''Say hello to Satoshi!'''"''
-->-- '''Scara B King''', ''VideoGame/TheNamelessMod''
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->''"I don't need to know, I have people to know for me"''
me."''
-->-- '''ScaraB B. King''', ''VideoGame/TheNamelessMod''
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->'''Largo:''' [...]Shouldn't you be doing something more [[StayInTheKitchen domestic than fighting with a sword]]? [..] Oh, it's you again. Hey, um.... Sorry about, you know, what I said the other day. My arms and legs are sorry, too. Oh...the bruises...
-->-- '''[[Franchise/FireEmblem Largo]]'''
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->''"I've said, before, that games can perhaps never be "art" because I seriously can't think of a single game that some jerk can't just pick up and immediately tilt the right analog stick to one side, cackling as the camera spins in circles."''
-->-- '''Tim Rogers''', on ''[[http://www.actionbutton.net/?p=379#more-379 Call of Duty 4]]''.
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->'''''They shake hands'''''
->''A [[InterclassFriendship grubby hand shakes a well-manicured one]]. The [[StreetUrchin urchin]] is under the [[OurDemonsAreDifferent devil's]] protection, now. [The Urchin] pays [[PlayerCharacter you]] in secrets overheard through a [[BazaarOfTheBizarre Bazaar]] window.''
->''A child's innocent face and [[TheSocialExpert gift for detecting hypocrisy]]. A devil's mercy and [[ManipulativeBastard clever tongue]]. You may have just created a monster. Will any soul in London be safe?''
-->--''VideoGame/FallenLondon''
->''A [[InterclassFriendship grubby hand shakes a well-manicured one]]. The [[StreetUrchin urchin]] is under the [[OurDemonsAreDifferent devil's]] protection, now. [The Urchin] pays [[PlayerCharacter you]] in secrets overheard through a [[BazaarOfTheBizarre Bazaar]] window.''
->''A child's innocent face and [[TheSocialExpert gift for detecting hypocrisy]]. A devil's mercy and [[ManipulativeBastard clever tongue]]. You may have just created a monster. Will any soul in London be safe?''
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->''Ahands'''\\
A [[InterclassFriendship grubby hand shakes a well-manicured one]]. The [[StreetUrchin urchin]] is under the [[OurDemonsAreDifferent devil's]] protection, now. [The Urchin] pays [[PlayerCharacter you]] in secrets overheard through a [[BazaarOfTheBizarre Bazaar]] window.''
->''A\\
A child's innocent face and [[TheSocialExpert gift for detecting hypocrisy]]. A devil's mercy and [[ManipulativeBastard clever tongue]]. You may have just created a monster. Will any soul in London be safe?''
-->--''VideoGame/FallenLondon''
-->-- ''VideoGame/FallenLondon''
->''A
A [[InterclassFriendship grubby hand shakes a well-manicured one]]. The [[StreetUrchin urchin]] is under the [[OurDemonsAreDifferent devil's]] protection, now. [The Urchin] pays [[PlayerCharacter you]] in secrets overheard through a [[BazaarOfTheBizarre Bazaar]] window.
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A child's innocent face and [[TheSocialExpert gift for detecting hypocrisy]]. A devil's mercy and [[ManipulativeBastard clever tongue]]. You may have just created a monster. Will any soul in London be safe?''
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-->--''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing''
->'''Q''': Why does one of the guards in Area 51 shoot his fellow guards with a Magnum then run away?\\
'''A''': He is Jonathan, your Carrington Institute co-agent, and the person you're supposed to meet before scarpering. Look, you're obviously suffering here, give the cart back. Play snap or something.
-->--''VideoGame/PerfectDark'' [[http://web.archive.org/web/20020819223002/www.rareware.com/the_site/rare_games/new_games_digest/pd_digest/pd_rm_copy.html developer Q&A]]
->'''Q''': Why does one of the guards in Area 51 shoot his fellow guards with a Magnum then run away?\\
'''A''': He is Jonathan, your Carrington Institute co-agent, and the person you're supposed to meet before scarpering. Look, you're obviously suffering here, give the cart back. Play snap or something.
-->--''VideoGame/PerfectDark'' [[http://web.archive.org/web/20020819223002/www.rareware.com/the_site/rare_games/new_games_digest/pd_digest/pd_rm_copy.html developer Q&A]]
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->''Is emptiness form, or form emptiness? Either way, I am still here and hitting you!''
-->--'''Shadow of Qitian Dasheng''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV''
->''Is emptiness form, or form emptiness? Either way, I am still here and hitting you!''
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-->--''VideoGame/MiddleEarthShadowOfWar''
->'''Lok''': What if my monster is like the dinosaur meteor?\\
'''Ray''': Lok, there's no such thing as monsters.\\
'''Ray''': Excluding, of course, [[ZombieApocalypse the existing monsters we know about]].\\
'''Ray''': There's no such thing as ''additional'' monsters.
-->--''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}''
->''People who say "no pun intended" are cowards. Intend your puns, weakling.''
-->--'''Hana''', ''VideoGame/FireEmblemFates''
->'''Lok''': What if my monster is like the dinosaur meteor?\\
'''Ray''': Lok, there's no such thing as monsters.\\
'''Ray''': Excluding, of course, [[ZombieApocalypse the existing monsters we know about]].\\
'''Ray''': There's no such thing as ''additional'' monsters.
-->--''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}''
->''People who say "no pun intended" are cowards. Intend your puns, weakling.''
-->--'''Hana''', ''VideoGame/FireEmblemFates''
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->'''Lok''':
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->''People
->''"People who say
-->--'''Hana''',
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->''Fewer than 1% of players are banned for toxicity. That's what you call elite.''
-->--'''W.I.L.L.U.M.P.''', ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends''
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->''We were ignored by the fools in Russia; men with no vision, no money. Here's to America, eh? No vision either, but you have money!''
-->--'''Victor Girenko''', ''Videogame/SecondSight''
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-->-- '''Marlene''', ''Webcomic/{{Bobwhite}}'' [[http://www.bobwhitecomics.com/?webcomic_post=20110124]]
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-->-- '''Webcomic/EternityStreet''', "[[http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2766769/ Parliamentary]]"
->'''Sam''' Helix, what did I say to do if you feel an outburst of honesty coming on?
->'''Helix:''' If what I say is going to get us killed, don't say anything at all.
->'''Sam''' Helix, what did I say to do if you feel an outburst of honesty coming on?
->'''Helix:''' If what I say is going to get us killed, don't say anything at all.
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-->-- '''Webcomic/EternityStreet''', ''Webcomic/EternityStreet'', "[[http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2766769/ Parliamentary]]"
->'''First Robot:''' Not many people would risk themselves for a robot. We can pass the word through our community that this is a person to watch out for, and to help where we can.\\
'''Second Robot:''' Wouldn't it be better to do something for her with a higher chance of success? Like buying her a lottery ticket? From last year's lottery?
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'', [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff500/fv00402.htm #00402]]
->'''Sam''' Helix, what did I say to do if you feel an outburst of honesty comingon?
->'''Helix:'''on?\\
'''Helix:''' If what I say is going to get us killed, don't say anything at all.
->'''First Robot:''' Not many people would risk themselves for a robot. We can pass the word through our community that this is a person to watch out for, and to help where we can.\\
'''Second Robot:''' Wouldn't it be better to do something for her with a higher chance of success? Like buying her a lottery ticket? From last year's lottery?
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'', [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff500/fv00402.htm #00402]]
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'''Helix:''' If what I say is going to get us killed, don't say anything at all.
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-->-- '''Unwinder''', ''Unwinder's Tall Comics'' GuestStrip by [[http://tallcomics.com/?id=39 Ben Heaton]].
->'''Priest:''' GAH! You can't spray Cheez Wiz on the body of Christ!
->'''Ralph:''' What? Why not? Jesus tastes too dry and stale.
->'''Priest:''' GAH! You can't spray Cheez Wiz on the body of Christ!
->'''Ralph:''' What? Why not? Jesus tastes too dry and stale.
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-->-- '''Unwinder''', ''Unwinder's Tall Comics'' ''Webcomic/UnwindersTallComics'' GuestStrip by [[http://tallcomics.com/?id=39 Ben Heaton]].
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->'''Priest:''' GAH! You can't spray Cheez Wiz on the body ofChrist!
->'''Ralph:'''Christ!\\
'''Ralph:''' What? Why not? Jesus tastes too dry and stale.
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'''Ralph:''' What? Why not? Jesus tastes too dry and stale.
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->'''Crystal''': PICKLE DEATH ATTACK!
->''[BeatPanel]''
->'''Haley''': So that's the sort of battle this is gonna be, huh?
->'''Crystal''': You're just jealous because you don't have a secret plan for beating me that's as awesome as my secret pickle plan for beating you. HA!
-->-- ''WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0607.html #607]]
->''"Ugh. How did they manage to make'' plastic welding rods ''sound boring?"''
-->-- '''Ben Heaton''', [[http://www.requestcomics.com/comic/index.html Request Comics]] [[http://www.requestcomics.com/comic/65.html #65]]
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->'''Haley''': So that's the sort of battle this is gonna be, huh?
->'''Crystal''': You're just jealous because you don't have a secret plan for beating me that's as awesome as my secret pickle plan for beating you. HA!
-->-- ''WebComic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0607.html #607]]
->''"Ugh. How did they manage to make'' plastic welding rods ''sound boring?"''
-->-- '''Ben Heaton''', [[http://www.requestcomics.com/comic/index.html Request Comics]] [[http://www.requestcomics.com/comic/65.html #65]]
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->'''Haley''':
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'''Haley:''' So that's the sort of battle this is gonna be,
->'''Crystal''':
'''Crystal:''' You're just jealous because you don't have a secret plan for beating me that's as awesome as my secret pickle plan for beating you. HA!
-->--
->''"Ugh. How did they manage to
-->-- '''Ben Heaton''',
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-->-- '''Webcomic/{{Mezzacotta}}''', [[http://www.mezzacotta.net/archive.php?date=1955-11-22 22 November 1955]].
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-->-- '''Webcomic/{{Mezzacotta}}''', ''Webcomic/{{Mezzacotta}}'', [[http://www.mezzacotta.net/archive.php?date=1955-11-22 22 November 1955]].
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->'''Doctor Bunnigus''': Actually, Commander, the headache is probably my fault. You've got some funny flavor of blood-nannies in your system. It took me almost a month to figure out how to quiesce the little bugsies before regeneration could start.
->'''Kevyn''': Define "funny."
->'''Doctor Bunnigus''': When it happens to you, rather than happening to me?
->'''Kevyn''': So. . . My bloodstream is full of slapstick.
-->--'''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'''
->''"How many times did I tell you that you're not supposed to drink the fluid in your [[PeopleJars cloning tank]]?"''
->'''Kevyn''': Define "funny."
->'''Doctor Bunnigus''': When it happens to you, rather than happening to me?
->'''Kevyn''': So. . . My bloodstream is full of slapstick.
-->--'''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'''
->''"How many times did I tell you that you're not supposed to drink the fluid in your [[PeopleJars cloning tank]]?"''
to:
->'''Doctor Bunnigus''': Bunnigus:''' Actually, Commander, the headache is probably my fault. You've got some funny flavor of blood-nannies in your system. It took me almost a month to figure out how to quiesce the little bugsies before regeneration could start.
->'''Kevyn''':start.\\
'''Kevyn:''' Define "funny."
->'''Doctor Bunnigus''':"\\
'''Doctor Bunnigus:''' When it happens to you, rather than happening tome?
->'''Kevyn''': So. . .me?\\
'''Kevyn:''' So... My bloodstream is full ofslapstick.
-->--'''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'''
->''"How many times did I tell you that you're not supposed to drink the fluid in your [[PeopleJars cloning tank]]?"''slapstick.
->'''Kevyn''':
'''Kevyn:''' Define "funny.
->'''Doctor Bunnigus''':
'''Doctor Bunnigus:''' When it happens to you, rather than happening to
->'''Kevyn''': So. . .
'''Kevyn:''' So... My bloodstream is full of
-->--'''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'''
->''"How many times did I tell you that you're not supposed to drink the fluid in your [[PeopleJars cloning tank]]?"''
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->'''Stephen''': I made some fruit salad. Grapes and an orange.
->'''Sid''': Of [[Literature/TheGrapesOfWrath wrath]] and [[Literature/AClockworkOrange clockwork]], respectively?
->'''Sid''': Of [[Literature/TheGrapesOfWrath wrath]] and [[Literature/AClockworkOrange clockwork]], respectively?
to:
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
->''Artillery exists to launch large chunks of budget at an enemy it cannot actually see.''
-->-- Maxim 57 of '''The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
->'''Stephen:''' I made some fruit salad. Grapes and an
->'''Sid''':
'''Sid:''' Of [[Literature/TheGrapesOfWrath wrath]] and [[Literature/AClockworkOrange clockwork]], respectively?
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-->-- '''[[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/1613.html David Morgan-Mar]]'''
->[[spoiler: '''Jin''']]: We have all the puzzle pieces in place!
->'''Monica''': The hell we do! You've taken all the puzzle pieces, scrambled them up, and slipped them in various peoples' pockets with the intent of later manipulating them to meet up and magically, in unison, pull a rabbit out of the ass of the fucking universe!
->[[spoiler: '''Jin''']]: I know! It's going to be glorious!
->[[spoiler: '''Jin''']]: We have all the puzzle pieces in place!
->'''Monica''': The hell we do! You've taken all the puzzle pieces, scrambled them up, and slipped them in various peoples' pockets with the intent of later manipulating them to meet up and magically, in unison, pull a rabbit out of the ass of the fucking universe!
->[[spoiler: '''Jin''']]: I know! It's going to be glorious!
to:
-->-- '''[[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/1613.html David Morgan-Mar]]'''
->[[spoiler: '''Jin''']]:Morgan-Mar]]''', ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic''
->'''[[spoiler:Jin]]:''' We have all the puzzle pieces inplace!
->'''Monica''':place!\\
'''Monica:''' The hell we do! You've taken all the puzzle pieces, scrambled them up, and slipped them in various peoples' pockets with the intent of later manipulating them to meet up and magically, in unison, pull a rabbit out of the ass of the fuckinguniverse!
->[[spoiler: '''Jin''']]:universe!\\
'''[[spoiler:Jin]]:''' I know! It's going to be glorious!
->[[spoiler: '''Jin''']]:
->'''[[spoiler:Jin]]:''' We have all the puzzle pieces in
->'''Monica''':
'''Monica:''' The hell we do! You've taken all the puzzle pieces, scrambled them up, and slipped them in various peoples' pockets with the intent of later manipulating them to meet up and magically, in unison, pull a rabbit out of the ass of the fucking
->[[spoiler: '''Jin''']]:
'''[[spoiler:Jin]]:''' I know! It's going to be glorious!
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->'''Sam:''' Sandra, listen... I can't say you haven't earned self-pity. Morning'll come, and it'll be cruel, so take what you can get from this! You're gonna hurt, but you don't have to hurt now. Right?
->'''Jack:''' I hurt. I hurt now. I have to.
->'''Sam:''' Well, you get self-pity too.
->'''Jack:''' I hurt. I hurt now. I have to.
->'''Sam:''' Well, you get self-pity too.
to:
->'''Sam:''' Sandra, listen... I can't say you haven't earned self-pity. Morning'll come, and it'll be cruel, so take what you can get from this! You're gonna hurt, but you don't have to hurt now. Right?
->'''Jack:'''Right?\\
'''Jack:''' I hurt. I hurt now. I haveto.
->'''Sam:'''to.\\
'''Sam:''' Well, you get self-pity too.
->'''Jack:'''
'''Jack:''' I hurt. I hurt now. I have
->'''Sam:'''
'''Sam:''' Well, you get self-pity too.
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->'''First Robot''': Not many people would risk themselves for a robot. We can pass the word through our community that this is a person to watch out for, and to help where we can.\\
'''Second Robot''': Wouldn't it be better to do something for her with a higher chance of success? Like buying her a lottery ticket? From last year's lottery?
-->-- ''[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff500/fv00402.htm Freefall]]''
'''Second Robot''': Wouldn't it be better to do something for her with a higher chance of success? Like buying her a lottery ticket? From last year's lottery?
-->-- ''[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff500/fv00402.htm Freefall]]''
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-->-- '''Black Mage''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'', "[[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/06/24/episode-1008-charmed-im-sure/ Charmed, I'm Sure]]"
->'''Red Mage''': I won't let you destroy the world.\\
'''Black Mage''': That's super.
-->--''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'' [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/05/21/episode-1130-so-close-yet-so-far/]]
->"Oh, come on! He just ate the prosecutor! I can't believe you, man. [[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Kirby]] gets away with ''everything.'' And why do you always take his side?"\\
"...Well, like it or not, you and Kirby aren't that different. But where he has childike optimism, you have untempered malice. Sometimes that's all the difference one needs to be the 'good guy'."
-->-- '''King Dedede''' and '''Meta Knight''', ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily''
->''Artillery exists to launch large chunks of budget at an enemy it cannot actually see.''
-->-- Maxim 57 of '''The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''.
->'''Rex, baking Christmas cookies:''' There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting and carolling out in the snow~. There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago~. It's the most wonderful time of the year~. There'll be much mistletoe-ing and hearts will be glowing when loved ones are neeeear~...\\
'''Peanut, walking outside:''' There's Rex's house. What do you think he does for the holidays?\\
->'''Red Mage''': I won't let you destroy the world.\\
'''Black Mage''': That's super.
-->--''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'' [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/05/21/episode-1130-so-close-yet-so-far/]]
->"Oh, come on! He just ate the prosecutor! I can't believe you, man. [[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Kirby]] gets away with ''everything.'' And why do you always take his side?"\\
"...Well, like it or not, you and Kirby aren't that different. But where he has childike optimism, you have untempered malice. Sometimes that's all the difference one needs to be the 'good guy'."
-->-- '''King Dedede''' and '''Meta Knight''', ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily''
->''Artillery exists to launch large chunks of budget at an enemy it cannot actually see.''
-->-- Maxim 57 of '''The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''.
->'''Rex, baking Christmas cookies:''' There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting and carolling out in the snow~. There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago~. It's the most wonderful time of the year~. There'll be much mistletoe-ing and hearts will be glowing when loved ones are neeeear~...\\
'''Peanut, walking outside:''' There's Rex's house. What do you think he does for the holidays?\\
to:
-->-- '''Black Mage''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'', "[[http://www.[[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2008/06/24/episode-1008-charmed-im-sure/ Charmed, "Charmed, I'm Sure]]"
Sure"]]
->'''RedMage''': Mage:''' I won't let you destroy the world.\\
'''BlackMage''': Mage:''' That's super.
-->--''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'' -->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'', [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/05/21/episode-1130-so-close-yet-so-far/]]
->"Oh,com/2009/05/21/episode-1130-so-close-yet-so-far/ "So close, yet so far."]]
->'''King Dedede:''' Oh, come on! He just ate the prosecutor! I can't believe you, man.[[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Kirby]] VideoGame/{{Kirby}} gets away with ''everything.'' And why do you always take his side?"\\
"...side?\\
'''Meta Knight:''' ...Well, like it or not, you and Kirby aren't that different. But where he haschildike childlike optimism, you have untempered malice. Sometimes that's all the difference one needs to be the 'good guy'."
guy'.
-->--'''King Dedede''' and '''Meta Knight''', ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily''
->''Artillery exists to launch large chunks of budget at an enemy it cannot actually see.''
-->-- Maxim 57 of '''The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''.
->'''Rex, baking->'''Rex:''' ''[baking Christmas cookies:''' cookies]'' There'll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting and carolling out in the snow~. There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago~. It's the most wonderful time of the year~. There'll be much mistletoe-ing and hearts will be glowing when loved ones are neeeear~...\\
'''Peanut, walking outside:''' '''Peanut:''' ''[walking outside]'' There's Rex's house. What do you think he does for the holidays?\\
->'''Red
'''Black
->"Oh,
->'''King Dedede:''' Oh, come on! He just ate the prosecutor! I can't believe you, man.
"...
'''Meta Knight:''' ...Well, like it or not, you and Kirby aren't that different. But where he has
-->--
-->-- Maxim 57 of '''The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''.
->'''Rex, baking
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-->--'''Max Hellenberger''', ''Webcomic/LeftoverSoup''
->"Kill a man today, and all you get are spare parts. But conquer his ''village'', and you get spare parts ''plus'' the people who can cook you breakfast ''tomorrow!''"
->"Kill a man today, and all you get are spare parts. But conquer his ''village'', and you get spare parts ''plus'' the people who can cook you breakfast ''tomorrow!''"
to:
->'''Hazama:''' Come along, Ms. Noel Vermillion. ''[walks a short distance, then opens the elevator doors]'' Alright, let's split up.\\
'''Noel:''' But... you said to...\\
'''Hazama:''' The enemy is everywhere. They could be listening to us as we speak.\\
'''Noel:''' Wha... What enemy?\\
'''Hazama:''' ''[smiling]'' That's classified.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Blazen}}: Anime/BlazBlueAlterMemory Abridged''
'''Noel:''' But... you said to...\\
'''Hazama:''' The enemy is everywhere. They could be listening to us as we speak.\\
'''Noel:''' Wha... What enemy?\\
'''Hazama:''' ''[smiling]'' That's classified.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Blazen}}: Anime/BlazBlueAlterMemory Abridged''
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->''"I've said, before, that games can perhaps never be 'art' because I seriously can't think of a single game that some jerk can't just pick up and immediately tilt the right analog stick to one side, cackling as the camera spins in circles."''
-->-- '''Tim Rogers''', [[http://www.actionbutton.net/?p=379#more-379 on]] ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty4ModernWarfare''
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-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]'''
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-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation '''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]'''
Croshaw]]''', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''
->''"So I'll say the same thing about ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes'' that I say about ''VideoGame/Killer7'' and ''VideoGame/{{EarthBound|1994}}'' and [[ProductPlacement Branston Pickle]]: As flawed as it is, get it anyway, because you will never experience anything else like it. God knows what would happen if you spread Branston Pickle ''onto'' ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes'' -- possibly the universe would end. '''''And it would be awesome'''''."''
-->-- '''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'', on ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes''
->''"So I'll say the same thing about ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes'' that I say about ''VideoGame/Killer7'' and ''VideoGame/{{EarthBound|1994}}'' and [[ProductPlacement Branston Pickle]]: As flawed as it is, get it anyway, because you will never experience anything else like it. God knows what would happen if you spread Branston Pickle ''onto'' ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes'' -- possibly the universe would end. '''''And it would be awesome'''''."''
-->-- '''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'', on ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes''
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-->-- '''Michael Swaim''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-shakespeare-would-write-for-cracked-if-he-were-alive-today/ 6 Reasons Shakespeare Would've Written For Cracked.com]]"
->''[In response to a picture of [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater The Boss]]]''
->'''Anon #1:''' I'd hit it.
->'''Anon #2:''' "You do not hit the Boss. The Boss hits you.
->''[In response to a picture of [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater The Boss]]]''
->'''Anon #1:''' I'd hit it.
->'''Anon #2:''' "You do not hit the Boss. The Boss hits you.
to:
-->-- '''Michael Swaim''', ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-shakespeare-would-write-for-cracked-if-he-were-alive-today/ 6 Reasons Shakespeare Would've Written For Cracked.com]]"
->''[In response to a picture of [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater TheBoss]]]''
->'''AnonBoss]]]''\\
'''Anon #1:''' I'd hitit.
->'''Anonit.\\
'''Anon #2:'''"You You do not hit the Boss. The Boss hits you.
->''[In response to a picture of [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater The
->'''Anon
'''Anon #1:''' I'd hit
->'''Anon
'''Anon #2:'''
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->''"Well, the truth ''is'' out there, it just turns out that the truth is really monumentally stupid."''
-->-- '''Noah "[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]" Antwiler''', ''LetsPlay [[VideoGame/PhantasmagoriaAPuzzleOfFlesh Phantasmagoria 2]]''
-->-- '''Noah "[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]" Antwiler''', ''LetsPlay [[VideoGame/PhantasmagoriaAPuzzleOfFlesh Phantasmagoria 2]]''
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->''"And so then [[Series/TheXFiles Mulder and Scully]] show up with [[WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle Boris and Natasha]] eh- '''WAIT A SECOND!!!'''"''
to:
->''"And so then [[Series/TheXFiles Mulder and Scully]] show up with [[WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle Boris and Natasha]] eh- eh-- '''WAIT A SECOND!!!'''"''SECOND!'''"''
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->'''Dexter Reed:''' About this contract, man....what would you say we'd just....forget it?
->'''Ed:''' You don't wanna be partners?
->'''Dexter Reed:''' Well.... no. See...
->'''Ed:''' Is it because I'm ''black''?
->('''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' GASP! A funny joke!)
-->-- ''Good Burger''
->'''Ed:''' You don't wanna be partners?
->'''Dexter Reed:''' Well.... no. See...
->'''Ed:''' Is it because I'm ''black''?
->('''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:''' GASP! A funny joke!)
-->-- ''Good Burger''
to:
->'''Dexter Reed:''' About this contract, man....man... what would you say we'd just....just... forget it?
->'''Ed:'''it?\\
'''Ed:''' You don't wanna bepartners?
->'''Dexterpartners?\\
'''Dexter Reed:'''Well....Well... no. See...
->'''Ed:'''See...\\
'''Ed:''' Is it because I'm''black''?
->('''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:'''''black''?\\
'''The Critic:''' GASP! A funnyjoke!)
joke!
-->--''Good Burger''
''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'', on ''Film/GoodBurger''
->'''Ed:'''
'''Ed:''' You don't wanna be
->'''Dexter
'''Dexter Reed:'''
->'''Ed:'''
'''Ed:''' Is it because I'm
->('''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic:'''
'''The Critic:''' GASP! A funny
-->--
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->''"I've heard of the term 'the banality of evil' and somehow this game achieves it, although not in the way I think it was intended."''
to:
->''"I've heard of the term 'the banality of evil' and somehow this game achieves it, although not in the way I think it was intended."''
-->-- '''Noah "[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]" Antwiler''', ''LetsPlay [[VideoGame/PhantasmagoriaAPuzzleOfFlesh Phantasmagoria 2]]''
-->-- '''Noah "[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment The Spoony One]]" Antwiler''', ''LetsPlay [[VideoGame/PhantasmagoriaAPuzzleOfFlesh Phantasmagoria 2]]''
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-->-- ''[[http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html Things Mr. Welch can no longer do in an RPG #280]]''
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-->-- ''[[http://theglen.''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG'', [[http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html Things Mr. Welch can no longer do in an RPG #280]]''
#280]]
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->'''Gavin''': Show's over, Lee. Turn- turn the camera off.\\
'''Lee''': What are you talking about?\\
'''Gavin''': Go and- go and post today's episode. Idiot.\\
'''Lee''': Gavin, I really don't see...\\
'''Gavin''': It's a show, Lee! It's an Internet TV show! Open your eyes; wake up.
'''Lee''': What are you talking about?\\
'''Gavin''': Go and- go and post today's episode. Idiot.\\
'''Lee''': Gavin, I really don't see...\\
'''Gavin''': It's a show, Lee! It's an Internet TV show! Open your eyes; wake up.
to:
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->''"So I'll say the same thing about ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes'' that I say about ''VideoGame/{{Killer7}}'' and ''VideoGame/EarthBound'' and [[ProductPlacement Branston Pickle]]: As flawed as it is, get it anyway, because you will never experience anything else like it. God knows what would happen if you spread Branston Pickle ''onto'' ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes''--possibly the universe would end. '''''And it would be awesome'''''."''
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''' on ''No More Heroes''
->''"So, was it our plan to have a giant space ship crash down on the blue base? No. But did we capitalize on that opportunity like a couple of bad-ass super soldiers, entrenched in a seemingly endless battle with our cerulean enemies? [Chorus of ‘hell yeah!’s]"
-->''Red Vs Blue Season 14''
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''' on ''No More Heroes''
->''"So, was it our plan to have a giant space ship crash down on the blue base? No. But did we capitalize on that opportunity like a couple of bad-ass super soldiers, entrenched in a seemingly endless battle with our cerulean enemies? [Chorus of ‘hell yeah!’s]"
-->''Red Vs Blue Season 14''
to:
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''' on ''No More Heroes''
-->''Red Vs Blue Season 14''
-->-- '''Turf''', ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlueSeason14''
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-> ''"(...) [[TheLongList Let's recap to make sure we got this straight, OK?]] Alright: You wait for randomly flashing staircases to appear, in which you try to find a randomly appearing key, which randomly appears within the randomly appearing staircases, and then try to collect a random number of cherries that randomly appear as you kick palm trees (...) It's just so random! You know? How many times have I used the word random and appear? But that's exactly what's happening! Stuff appears, or doesn't appear or randomly does something else! I feel like a guinea pig in an experiment where they're testing the effects of negative reinforcement!"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', during his ''[[http://cinemassacre.com/2009/12/03/little-red-hood/ Little Red Hood]]''' review.
->''"I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE BUT I AM ENTERTAINED AS FUCK."''
-->-- '''Random Youtube comment''' on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcKb0rwhWZE episode 6]] of ''WebAnimation/InfernoCop''.
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', during his ''[[http://cinemassacre.com/2009/12/03/little-red-hood/ Little Red Hood]]''' review.
->''"I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE BUT I AM ENTERTAINED AS FUCK."''
-->-- '''Random Youtube comment''' on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcKb0rwhWZE episode 6]] of ''WebAnimation/InfernoCop''.
to:
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', during his ''[[http://cinemassacre.com/2009/12/03/little-red-hood/ Little Red
->''"I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE
-->-- '''Random
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-->-- '''Random comment''' on [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21390_pe-brain-bank.html "Horrific Things You Learn Preserving Brains for a Living"]]
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-->-- '''Random comment''' on ''Website/{{Cracked}}'''s [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21390_pe-brain-bank.html "Horrific Things You Learn Preserving Brains for a Living"]]
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->''"Our story, of course, begins with young [[Series/{{The100}} Finn]] falling in love with the main character, something I would never recommend that you do. It pretty much means that you're devoting your whole life to creating dramatic situations for another person, and the most dramatic thing you can do is ''die''."''
to:
->''"Our story, of course, begins with young [[Series/{{The100}} [[Series/The100 Finn]] falling in love with the main character, something I would never recommend that you do. It pretty much means that you're devoting your whole life to creating dramatic situations for another person, and the most dramatic thing you can do is ''die''."''
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->''"I just love dinner scenes like this where everything is going great, and then someone says something that queues in the '''unsettling music''' and everyone suddenly becomes distant and mysterious, like they've never even known each other"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/JonTron''', ''Series/{{Goosebumps}}''
-->-- '''WebVideo/JonTron''', ''Series/{{Goosebumps}}''
to:
->''"I just love dinner scenes like this where everything is going great, and then someone says something that queues in the '''unsettling music''' and everyone suddenly becomes distant and mysterious, like they've never even known each other"''
other."''
-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''', '''WebVideo/JonTron''' on ''Series/{{Goosebumps}}''
-->--
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-->-- [[Website/TheOnion "I've Got A Lot Of Bad Ideas"]]
->'''Hazama:''' ''Come along, Ms. Noel Vermillion.'' (Walks a short distance, then opens the elevator doors) ''Alright, let's split up.''\\
'''Noel:''' ''But... you said to...''\\
'''Hazama:''' ''The enemy is everywhere. They could be listening to us as we speak.''\\
'''Noel:''' ''Wha... What enemy?''\\
'''Hazama:''' (Smiling) ''That's classified''.
-->-- '''[[Webcomic/{{Blazen}} Blazblue Alter Memory Abridged]]'''
->'''Anonymous asked''': Most predators will have reason to kill, such as for food, or to protect their young. The horse is one of the few predators to kill purely for sport.\\
'''girlbian''': This is......a lesbian positivity blog
-->--found on '''Website/{{Tumblr}}'''
->'''Hazama:''' ''Come along, Ms. Noel Vermillion.'' (Walks a short distance, then opens the elevator doors) ''Alright, let's split up.''\\
'''Noel:''' ''But... you said to...''\\
'''Hazama:''' ''The enemy is everywhere. They could be listening to us as we speak.''\\
'''Noel:''' ''Wha... What enemy?''\\
'''Hazama:''' (Smiling) ''That's classified''.
-->-- '''[[Webcomic/{{Blazen}} Blazblue Alter Memory Abridged]]'''
->'''Anonymous asked''': Most predators will have reason to kill, such as for food, or to protect their young. The horse is one of the few predators to kill purely for sport.\\
'''girlbian''': This is......a lesbian positivity blog
-->--found on '''Website/{{Tumblr}}'''
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-->-- [[Website/TheOnion ''Website/TheOnion'', "I've Got A Lot Of Bad Ideas"]]
->'''Hazama:''' ''Come along, Ms. Noel Vermillion.'' (Walks a short distance, then opens the elevator doors) ''Alright, let's split up.''\\
'''Noel:''' ''But... you said to...''\\
'''Hazama:''' ''The enemy is everywhere. They could be listening to us as we speak.''\\
'''Noel:''' ''Wha... What enemy?''\\
'''Hazama:''' (Smiling) ''That's classified''.
-->-- '''[[Webcomic/{{Blazen}} Blazblue Alter Memory Abridged]]'''
Ideas"
->'''Anonymousasked''': asked:''' Most predators will have reason to kill, such as for food, or to protect their young. The horse is one of the few predators to kill purely for sport.\\
'''girlbian''': '''girlbian:''' This is......a lesbian positivity blog
-->--found -->-- found on '''Website/{{Tumblr}}'''
->'''Hazama:''' ''Come along, Ms. Noel Vermillion.'' (Walks a short distance, then opens the elevator doors) ''Alright, let's split up.''\\
'''Noel:''' ''But... you said to...''\\
'''Hazama:''' ''The enemy is everywhere. They could be listening to us as we speak.''\\
'''Noel:''' ''Wha... What enemy?''\\
'''Hazama:''' (Smiling) ''That's classified''.
-->-- '''[[Webcomic/{{Blazen}} Blazblue Alter Memory Abridged]]'''
->'''Anonymous
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-->-- '''Christopher and/or Adam''' reciting a recurring RunningGag on [[TabletopGame/SentinelsOfTheMultiverse The Letters Page Podcast]]
->''"I'm going to save this thread and link to it the next time someone tells me that the themes I put in the comic are so simple and obvious that I shouldn't be bothering expressing them, because everyone already knows that you shouldn't kill people for being different than you."''
-->--'''Rich Burlew''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?331495-Is-killing-black-dragons-evil&p=17002999&viewfull=1#post17002999]]
->''"[[BigYes YEEEESS!]] YES BABY! LET'S FUCKING GO! YES! Believe in yourself, don't ever give up, don't let [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 this fucking game]] keep you down, you get up every fucking time! You get up, and you fight, and you fight, and it's gonna take a [unintelligible] and that fucking shit to keep you down! You keep getting up, man. You keep getting up, you keep putting in the time, you keep putting in the effort, and it fucking happens, man. You keep fighting, and you punch, and you punch, and you create a crack, and then you finally bust through that motherfucker! YOU BUST THROUGH IT! '''ALL THE WAY THROUGH IT!!!'''"''
-->-- '''[=LunarJump=]''', [[https://youtu.be/qbu-RKz5SOk?t=975]]
->''"I'm going to save this thread and link to it the next time someone tells me that the themes I put in the comic are so simple and obvious that I shouldn't be bothering expressing them, because everyone already knows that you shouldn't kill people for being different than you."''
-->--'''Rich Burlew''' [[http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?331495-Is-killing-black-dragons-evil&p=17002999&viewfull=1#post17002999]]
->''"[[BigYes YEEEESS!]] YES BABY! LET'S FUCKING GO! YES! Believe in yourself, don't ever give up, don't let [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 this fucking game]] keep you down, you get up every fucking time! You get up, and you fight, and you fight, and it's gonna take a [unintelligible] and that fucking shit to keep you down! You keep getting up, man. You keep getting up, you keep putting in the time, you keep putting in the effort, and it fucking happens, man. You keep fighting, and you punch, and you punch, and you create a crack, and then you finally bust through that motherfucker! YOU BUST THROUGH IT! '''ALL THE WAY THROUGH IT!!!'''"''
-->-- '''[=LunarJump=]''', [[https://youtu.be/qbu-RKz5SOk?t=975]]
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-->-- '''Christopher and/or Adam''' reciting a recurring RunningGag on [[TabletopGame/SentinelsOfTheMultiverse ''[[TabletopGame/SentinelsOfTheMultiverse The Letters Page Podcast]]
Podcast]]''
->''"I'm going to save this thread and link to it the next time someone tells me that the themes I put in [[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick thecomic comic]] are so simple and obvious that I shouldn't be bothering expressing them, because everyone already knows that you shouldn't kill people for being different than you."''
-->--'''Rich Burlew''' -->-- '''[[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick Rich Burlew]]''', [[http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?331495-Is-killing-black-dragons-evil&p=17002999&viewfull=1#post17002999]]
php?331495-Is-killing-black-dragons-evil&p=17002999&viewfull=1#post17002999 "Is killing black dragons evil?"]]
->''"[[BigYes YEEEESS!]] YES BABY! LET'S FUCKING GO! YES! Believe in yourself, don't ever give up, don't let [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 this fucking game]] keep you down, you get up every fucking time! You get up, and you fight, and you fight, and it's gonna take a [unintelligible] and that fucking shit to keep you down! You keep getting up, man. You keep getting up, you keep putting in the time, you keep putting in the effort, and it fucking happens, man. You keep fighting, and you punch, and you punch, and you create a crack, and then you finally bust through that motherfucker! YOU BUST THROUGH IT! '''ALL THE WAY THROUGHIT!!!'''"''
IT!'''"''
-->-- '''[=LunarJump=]''', [[https://youtu.be/qbu-RKz5SOk?t=975]]
be/qbu-RKz5SOk?t=975 "Best Of Skills In Speedrunning 2018"]]
->''"I'm going to save this thread and link to it the next time someone tells me that the themes I put in [[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick the
->''"[[BigYes YEEEESS!]] YES BABY! LET'S FUCKING GO! YES! Believe in yourself, don't ever give up, don't let [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 this fucking game]] keep you down, you get up every fucking time! You get up, and you fight, and you fight, and it's gonna take a [unintelligible] and that fucking shit to keep you down! You keep getting up, man. You keep getting up, you keep putting in the time, you keep putting in the effort, and it fucking happens, man. You keep fighting, and you punch, and you punch, and you create a crack, and then you finally bust through that motherfucker! YOU BUST THROUGH IT! '''ALL THE WAY THROUGH
-->-- '''[=LunarJump=]''', [[https://youtu.
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-->--'''Skooch''', referring to [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends Syndra]], ''Can We Talk About This?''
->''"You've nothing to fear. My lawyers have advised me that killin' me daughter to get out of paying medical bills would likely cause more problems than it'd solve."''
-->--'''Mr. Yuki''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
->''"You've nothing to fear. My lawyers have advised me that killin' me daughter to get out of paying medical bills would likely cause more problems than it'd solve."''
-->--'''Mr. Yuki''', ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
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->''"You've nothing to fear. My lawyers have advised me that killin'
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-->--'''[=RPGBot.net=]''', on ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''' Beast Master subclass for the Ranger.
->'''Eggman''': Do you see this? This is the diamond that I am going to give to my brand new husband, and/or wife. It'll be theirs for the rest of time, with the Gamecube 2! So if you want- [''[[InterruptedByTheEnd video ends]]'']\\
'''Sonic''': Woah, he's bisexual? I didn't know that-\\
'''Eggman''': By the way, I'm bisexual! I forgot- I forgot to announce it- [--How do you turn this shit off? Wait...--]
-->--''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub'', ''[[VideoGame/SonicRiders "Sonic Riders"]]''
->'''Eggman''': Do you see this? This is the diamond that I am going to give to my brand new husband, and/or wife. It'll be theirs for the rest of time, with the Gamecube 2! So if you want- [''[[InterruptedByTheEnd video ends]]'']\\
'''Sonic''': Woah, he's bisexual? I didn't know that-\\
'''Eggman''': By the way, I'm bisexual! I forgot- I forgot to announce it- [--How do you turn this shit off? Wait...--]
-->--''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub'', ''[[VideoGame/SonicRiders "Sonic Riders"]]''
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->'''Eggman''':
->'''Eggman:''' Do you see this? This is the diamond that I am going to give to my brand new husband, and/or wife. It'll be theirs for the rest of time, with the Gamecube 2! So if you
'''Sonic''':
'''Sonic:''' Woah, he's bisexual? I didn't know
'''Eggman''':
'''Eggman:''' By the way, I'm bisexual! I
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-->--''WebAnimation/MinilifeTV'', "Recap/MinilifeChroniclesTheArmlessGuy"
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-->--'''Mario''' to '''Diddy Kong''', ''WebVideo/StacheBros'', "Mario & Luigi! Stache Bros - Episode 2-6 - Petey Pirahna Strikes Back"
->'''Lenin, on his deathbed:''' Hey man. Tell whoever is in charge of giving people jobs not to let that jerk Stalin become the next leader. By the way, who did I put in charge of giving people jobs?\\
->'''Lenin, on his deathbed:''' Hey man. Tell whoever is in charge of giving people jobs not to let that jerk Stalin become the next leader. By the way, who did I put in charge of giving people jobs?\\
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-->--''WebAnimation/{{Oversimplified}}'', on the end of the Russian Revolution.
->'''Captain Matias Torres:''' Ahoy me mateys, it be me, Captain Torres, as I'm here to tell you that you can prevent like 99% of all wars by nuking the capital of Osea. I learned about ye knowledge while stuck under the sea for 698 days while only being able to watch virtual [=YouTuber=] content and now I'm as sane as any old scurvy dog on this ship! Yar har har, it's my mental illness so I get to choose the coping mechanism.
->'''Torres:''' Yo ho ho, on the sea we go, send this bomb and away they blow, for salvation we fight and the truth we know, I will kill again and again for this virtual ho.
->'''[=Max0r=]:''' Also, um, as funny as my pirate voice is, uh, the real voice actor for Torres is even better than that.
->'''Torres:''' Yar har har, and here we are, we surrender please don't fucking kill us.\\
->'''Captain Matias Torres:''' Ahoy me mateys, it be me, Captain Torres, as I'm here to tell you that you can prevent like 99% of all wars by nuking the capital of Osea. I learned about ye knowledge while stuck under the sea for 698 days while only being able to watch virtual [=YouTuber=] content and now I'm as sane as any old scurvy dog on this ship! Yar har har, it's my mental illness so I get to choose the coping mechanism.
->'''Torres:''' Yo ho ho, on the sea we go, send this bomb and away they blow, for salvation we fight and the truth we know, I will kill again and again for this virtual ho.
->'''[=Max0r=]:''' Also, um, as funny as my pirate voice is, uh, the real voice actor for Torres is even better than that.
->'''Torres:''' Yar har har, and here we are, we surrender please don't fucking kill us.\\
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->'''Captain Matias Torres:''' Ahoy me mateys, it be me, Captain Torres, as I'm here to tell you that you can prevent like 99% of all wars by nuking the capital of Osea. I learned about ye knowledge while stuck under the sea for 698 days while only being able to watch virtual [=YouTuber=] content and now I'm as sane as any old scurvy dog on this ship! Yar har har, it's my mental illness so I get to choose the coping
->'''Torres:'''
'''Torres:''' Yo ho ho, on the sea we go, send this bomb and away they blow, for salvation we fight and the truth we know, I will kill again and again for this virtual
->'''[=Max0r=]:'''
'''[=Max0r=]:''' Also, um, as funny as my pirate voice is, uh, the real voice actor for Torres is even better than
->'''Torres:'''
'''Torres:''' Yar har har, and here we are, we surrender please don't fucking kill us.\\
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''<Alicorn fires its main gun>''\\
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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/Max0r Max0r]]''''s ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL2KFkNVzLg An Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat 7]]''
->'''Volgin:''' I no longer need you, EVA! Your [=OnlyFans=] is enough to fund communism 1000 times over! ''<kicks EVA>''\\
->'''Volgin:''' I no longer need you, EVA! Your [=OnlyFans=] is enough to fund communism 1000 times over! ''<kicks EVA>''\\
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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/Max0r Max0r]]''''s '''WebVideo/Max0r''''s ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL2KFkNVzLg An Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat 7]]''
->'''Volgin:''' I no longer need you, EVA! Your [=OnlyFans=] is enough to fund communism 1000 times over!''<kicks EVA>''\\''[kicks EVA]''\\
->'''Volgin:''' I no longer need you, EVA! Your [=OnlyFans=] is enough to fund communism 1000 times over!
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'''Volgin:''' How about I lay it out in a way that you can understand, you unfresh bonobo. Communism is when the government gives people healthcare, and the more healthcare the government gives, the more ''communister'' it is. My plan is to use this money to give healthcare to every man, woman, and child in the world, and therefore force them to adopt communism. I will ensure that the government takes every toothbrush, every iPhone, and every stock market, and burns them along with every starving Ukranian. Once the Soviet Union stands supreme as leader of the world's nations and the top provider of healthcare, I will rename the earth to Venezuela and inflate our currency until the end of time. To destroy all of the small business owners and mom-and-pop landlords, I have my Shagohod tank, which will rain a nuclear fire upon a new, red, world! You will fight me now, Snake, and I will win, for a specter is haunting Europe! ''<to The Boss>'' Take the [=OnlyFans=] somewhere safe. I have one last loose end to deal with.
->'''Ocelot:''' In capitalist America, d-do you think that a-a-an ocelot and a snake... c-could find love? ...It... is it possible?\\
''<beat>''\\
->'''Ocelot:''' In capitalist America, d-do you think that a-a-an ocelot and a snake... c-could find love? ...It... is it possible?\\
''<beat>''\\
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'''Volgin:''' How about I lay it out in a way that you can understand, you unfresh bonobo. Communism is when the government gives people healthcare, and the more healthcare the government gives, the more ''communister'' it is. My plan is to use this money to give healthcare to every man, woman, and child in the world, and therefore force them to adopt communism. I will ensure that the government takes every toothbrush, every iPhone, and every stock market, and burns them along with every starving Ukranian. Once the Soviet Union stands supreme as leader of the world's nations and the top provider of healthcare, I will rename the earth to Venezuela and inflate our currency until the end of time. To destroy all of the small business owners and mom-and-pop landlords, I have my Shagohod tank, which will rain a nuclear fire upon a new, red, world! You will fight me now, Snake, and I will win, for a specter is haunting Europe! ''<to ''[to The Boss>'' Boss]'' Take the [=OnlyFans=] somewhere safe. I have one last loose end to deal with.
->'''Ocelot:'''with.\\\
'''Ocelot:''' In capitalist America, d-do you think that a-a-an ocelot and a snake... c-could find love? ...It... is it possible?\\
''<beat>''\\''[beat]''\\
->'''Ocelot:'''
'''Ocelot:''' In capitalist America, d-do you think that a-a-an ocelot and a snake... c-could find love? ...It... is it possible?\\
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'''Ocelot:''' okay bye ''<dramatically leaps out of the plane>'' '''AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/Max0r Max0r]]''''s ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcInGlf-iP0 An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Solid 3]]''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/Max0r Max0r]]''''s ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcInGlf-iP0 An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Solid 3]]''
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'''Ocelot:''' okay bye ''<dramatically ''[dramatically leaps out of the plane>'' plane]'' '''AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/Max0r Max0r]]''''s '''WebVideo/Max0r''''s ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcInGlf-iP0 An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Solid 3]]''
-->--
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'''Urizen:''' You would not understand. THOUSANDS of dollars are STOLEN from me to build ROADS and ORPHANAGES. How else can decent men gatekeep Build-A-Bear Workshop? Though we are brothers, Dante, you call me by the wrong name. My true name NOW is- ''<grabs the apple>''\\
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'''Urizen:''' You would not understand. THOUSANDS of dollars are STOLEN from me to build ROADS and ORPHANAGES. How else can decent men gatekeep Build-A-Bear Workshop? Though we are brothers, Dante, you call me by the wrong name. My true name NOW is- ''<grabs ''[grabs the apple>''\\apple]''\\
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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/Max0r Max0r]]''''s ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WykFCYIDSbQ An Incorrect Summary of Devil May Cry 5 (part 2)]]''
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-->-- '''[[WebVideo/Max0r Max0r]]''''s '''WebVideo/Max0r''''s ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WykFCYIDSbQ An Incorrect Summary of Devil May Cry 5 (part 2)]]''
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'''Jeff Bezos:''' Eh, heh, heh, heh... You think I made the market for Ganyu, Jack? Like every casino is just a big ol' conspiracy? ...BULLSHIT! Gambling's just a part of who we are! I just market it to sexy children! ''<creepy pedo laugh>'' Besides, demand for my product is about to skyrocket, ''like the good ol' days after nine-eleven!''\\
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'''Jeff Bezos:''' Eh, heh, heh, heh... You think I made the market for Ganyu, Jack? Like every casino is just a big ol' conspiracy? ...BULLSHIT! Gambling's just a part of who we are! I just market it to sexy children! ''<creepy ''[creepy pedo laugh>'' laugh]'' Besides, demand for my product is about to skyrocket, ''like the good ol' days after nine-eleven!''\\
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'''Jeff Bezos:''' No, it's because you go after children! And there ain't enough room in this preschool for the two of us! Like I said... Kids are cruel, Jack, and I LOVE minors!
->'''Senator Steven Armstrong:''' Well, if it isn't Sussy Jack. ''[[[{{Corpsing}} has a mental breakdown]]]''\\
->'''Senator Steven Armstrong:''' Well, if it isn't Sussy Jack. ''[[[{{Corpsing}} has a mental breakdown]]]''\\
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'''Jeff Bezos:''' No, it's because you go after children! And there ain't enough room in this preschool for the two of us! Like I said... Kids are cruel, Jack, and I LOVE minors!
->'''Senatorminors!\\\
'''Senator Steven Armstrong:''' Well, if it isn't Sussy Jack. ''[[[{{Corpsing}} has a mental breakdown]]]''\\
->'''Senator
'''Senator Steven Armstrong:''' Well, if it isn't Sussy Jack. ''[[[{{Corpsing}} has a mental breakdown]]]''\\
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'''Raiden:''' [[FlatWhat what]]
->'''Raiden:''' Typical politician. All cock, but no cum!\\
'''Raiden:''' [[FlatWhat what]]
->'''Raiden:''' Typical politician. All cock, but no cum!\\
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'''Raiden:''' [[FlatWhat
->'''Raiden:'''
'''Raiden:''' Typical politician. All cock, but no cum!\\
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'''Raiden:''' ...''you're just fucking racist''!!
->'''Raiden:''' I've always said my sword was a tool of justice. Not a weapon, but a way to bring back [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy those good old fashioned values upon which we used to rely]]. But ''this''... isn't my sword... it's a fucking mistake.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/Max0r Max0r]]''''s ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgmTsa3rFU0 An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising (part 2)]]''
->''Who, as an adolescent geek, did not plot out their own intricate but incoherent sagas of {{superhero}}es, or [[OurElvesAreDifferent elves]], or [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampires]], or {{space marine}}s? We may look back on our early creative endeavours with embarrassment; this is why I have avoided mentioning any of Hinph’s members by name. But deep down, I think that most of us harbour a degree of nostalgia for that stage of imaginative development. As one of the most famous juvenile fantasists of all once put it, [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes “it’s a magical world, Hobbes, ol’ buddy…”]]''
-->--'''Doris V. Sutherland''', ''[[https://womenwriteaboutcomics.com/2016/12/the-last-resurrection-and-millennial-adolescence/ The Last Resurrection and Millennial Adolescence]]'', womenwriteaboutcomics.com
'''Raiden:''' ...''you're just fucking racist''!!
->'''Raiden:''' I've always said my sword was a tool of justice. Not a weapon, but a way to bring back [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy those good old fashioned values upon which we used to rely]]. But ''this''... isn't my sword... it's a fucking mistake.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/Max0r Max0r]]''''s ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgmTsa3rFU0 An Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising (part 2)]]''
->''Who, as an adolescent geek, did not plot out their own intricate but incoherent sagas of {{superhero}}es, or [[OurElvesAreDifferent elves]], or [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampires]], or {{space marine}}s? We may look back on our early creative endeavours with embarrassment; this is why I have avoided mentioning any of Hinph’s members by name. But deep down, I think that most of us harbour a degree of nostalgia for that stage of imaginative development. As one of the most famous juvenile fantasists of all once put it, [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes “it’s a magical world, Hobbes, ol’ buddy…”]]''
-->--'''Doris V. Sutherland''', ''[[https://womenwriteaboutcomics.com/2016/12/the-last-resurrection-and-millennial-adolescence/ The Last Resurrection and Millennial Adolescence]]'', womenwriteaboutcomics.com
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'''Raiden:''' ...''you're just fucking
->'''Raiden:'''
'''Raiden:''' I've always said my sword was a tool of justice. Not a weapon, but a way to bring back [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy those good old fashioned values upon which we used to rely]]. But ''this''... isn't my sword... it's a fucking mistake.
-->--
->''Who, as an adolescent geek, did not plot out their own intricate but incoherent sagas of {{superhero}}es, or [[OurElvesAreDifferent elves]], or [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampires]], or {{space marine}}s? We may look back on our early creative endeavours with embarrassment; this is why I have avoided mentioning any of
-->--'''Doris
-->-- '''Doris V. Sutherland''', ''[[https://womenwriteaboutcomics.com/2016/12/the-last-resurrection-and-millennial-adolescence/ The Last Resurrection and Millennial Adolescence]]'', womenwriteaboutcomics.com
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-->--'''[[https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/comments/3cydgb/jesus_is_horus_bad_religious_history_making_the/ct09ht8/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 wildebeestsandangels]]''' in ''[=r/badhistory=]'' on Website/{{Reddit}}
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-->--'''WebVideo/{{Defunctland}}''' on Twitter
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