History Quotes / PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy

2nd Apr '18 6:53:16 PM TheCuza
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->"Bidness" and "Hella cash" in your obviously well-brought-up accent. Have you ever heard a foreigner that can't speak English too well start swearing awkwardly? "You are son of shit-ass!" Well, this is like that, only worse.

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->"Bidness" and "Hella cash" in your obviously well-brought-up accent. accent! Have you ever heard a foreigner that can't speak English too well start swearing awkwardly? "You are son of shit-ass!" Well, this is like that, only worse.
2nd Apr '18 6:51:50 PM TheCuza
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-->-- '''Ross Scott'' about Chloe Price from ''VideoGame/LifeIsStrange'', ''WebVideo/RosssGameDungeon''

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-->-- '''Ross Scott'' Scott''' about Chloe Price from ''VideoGame/LifeIsStrange'', ''WebVideo/RosssGameDungeon''
2nd Apr '18 6:51:39 PM TheCuza
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'''Raymond''': We're ''Italian'', Robert! [[DeadlyEuphemism Whack]] [[TheMafia means something completely different to us]].

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'''Raymond''': We're ''Italian'', Robert! [[DeadlyEuphemism Whack]] "Whack" [[TheMafia means something completely completely]] [[DeadlyEuphemism different to us]].


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->"Bidness" and "Hella cash" in your obviously well-brought-up accent. Have you ever heard a foreigner that can't speak English too well start swearing awkwardly? "You are son of shit-ass!" Well, this is like that, only worse.
-->-- '''Ross Scott'' about Chloe Price from ''VideoGame/LifeIsStrange'', ''WebVideo/RosssGameDungeon''
18th Dec '17 3:24:56 PM costanton11
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->OrlandoBloom took a swing at you, you have a perfume called ''Girlfriend'', you threw eggs at a house… not gangsta.

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->OrlandoBloom ->Creator/OrlandoBloom took a swing at you, you have a perfume called ''Girlfriend'', you threw eggs at a house… not gangsta.
31st Mar '17 2:54:39 PM nombretomado
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->In the majority of [[Creator/StevenSeagal Seagal’s]] direct to DVD era filmography, Seagal has portrayed this insane ‘black man’ version of himself, most hilariously of all in the abominable ''Today You Die'', an [[{{Narm}} unintentional comedy classic]] where Seagal mumbles out ‘thug talk’ with all the street credibility of BillOReilly. Seagal even ensured that one of the black characters remarked that he '[[InformedAbility walks like a black man and breathes like a killer.]]' Absolute madness.

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->In the majority of [[Creator/StevenSeagal Seagal’s]] direct to DVD era filmography, Seagal has portrayed this insane ‘black man’ version of himself, most hilariously of all in the abominable ''Today You Die'', an [[{{Narm}} unintentional comedy classic]] where Seagal mumbles out ‘thug talk’ with all the street credibility of BillOReilly.Creator/BillOReilly. Seagal even ensured that one of the black characters remarked that he '[[InformedAbility walks like a black man and breathes like a killer.]]' Absolute madness.
21st Mar '17 11:07:23 AM TheNicestGuy
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->'''Frog:''' No, see, that ain't the way it work, yo. It ain't. Cos I'm the one out here all day taking the chance, right? Police roll up into this bitch, it ain't gonna be you that catch no charge. So, leastwise, the thing you need to do is lay all that good shit down on an even split, yo. Come Friday, me and my niggers done sold all that shit off, you come past and get paid. That's how I'm at with it.\\
'''Nicky:''' Hey, Frog. Come here. No, seriously. Come here. First of all, and I don't know how to tell you this without hurting you deeply. First of all, you happen to be white. I'm talking raised-on-Rappolla-Street white, where your mama used to drag you to St. Casimir's just like all the other little pisspants on the block. Second, I'm also white. Not, hang-on-the-corner-don't-give-a-fuck white, but Locust-Point-IBS-Local-47 white. I don't work without no fucking contract, and I don't stand around listening to horseshit excuses like my cousin Ziggy, who, by the way, is still owed money by you and all your down, street-wise wiggers.
-->--''Series/TheWire'', "[[Recap/TheWireS02E07Backwash Backwash]]"
25th Nov '16 12:43:10 AM Juicehead_Baby
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->'''Robert:''' Man, that's whack!\\
'''Raymond''': We're ''Italian'', Robert! [[DeadlyEuphemism Whack]] [[TheMafia means something completely different to us]].
-->--''Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond''
24th Apr '16 2:01:51 AM aye_amber
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->'''Michael:''' These delusionals are your White Rastas. They're big [[BobMarley Marley]] fans, think they're black, semi-political, but mostly--

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->'''Michael:''' These delusionals are your White Rastas. They're big [[BobMarley [[Music/BobMarley Marley]] fans, think they're black, semi-political, but mostly--
29th Dec '15 12:21:48 AM DarthKieduss
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->I'd like to give a shout out to my girl Snooki over there...Oh, that ain't Snooki? I'm sorry. All white people who act black look alike to me.

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->I'd like to give ->I gotta say a shout out to few more things about my girl Snooki over there...there. Oh, that ain't ain’t Snooki? I'm Oh, my bad. I’m sorry. All white people who act black look alike to me.
29th Dec '15 12:18:44 AM DarthKieduss
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->I'd like to give a shout out to my girl Snooki over there...Oh, that ain't Snooki? I'm sorry. All white people who act black look alike to me.
-->--'''Snoop Dogg''' about Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino, during the Roast of Donald Trump
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