History Quotes / PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy

31st Mar '17 2:54:39 PM nombretomado
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->In the majority of [[Creator/StevenSeagal Seagal’s]] direct to DVD era filmography, Seagal has portrayed this insane ‘black man’ version of himself, most hilariously of all in the abominable ''Today You Die'', an [[{{Narm}} unintentional comedy classic]] where Seagal mumbles out ‘thug talk’ with all the street credibility of BillOReilly. Seagal even ensured that one of the black characters remarked that he '[[InformedAbility walks like a black man and breathes like a killer.]]' Absolute madness.

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->In the majority of [[Creator/StevenSeagal Seagal’s]] direct to DVD era filmography, Seagal has portrayed this insane ‘black man’ version of himself, most hilariously of all in the abominable ''Today You Die'', an [[{{Narm}} unintentional comedy classic]] where Seagal mumbles out ‘thug talk’ with all the street credibility of BillOReilly.Creator/BillOReilly. Seagal even ensured that one of the black characters remarked that he '[[InformedAbility walks like a black man and breathes like a killer.]]' Absolute madness.
21st Mar '17 11:07:23 AM TheNicestGuy
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->'''Frog:''' No, see, that ain't the way it work, yo. It ain't. Cos I'm the one out here all day taking the chance, right? Police roll up into this bitch, it ain't gonna be you that catch no charge. So, leastwise, the thing you need to do is lay all that good shit down on an even split, yo. Come Friday, me and my niggers done sold all that shit off, you come past and get paid. That's how I'm at with it.\\
'''Nicky:''' Hey, Frog. Come here. No, seriously. Come here. First of all, and I don't know how to tell you this without hurting you deeply. First of all, you happen to be white. I'm talking raised-on-Rappolla-Street white, where your mama used to drag you to St. Casimir's just like all the other little pisspants on the block. Second, I'm also white. Not, hang-on-the-corner-don't-give-a-fuck white, but Locust-Point-IBS-Local-47 white. I don't work without no fucking contract, and I don't stand around listening to horseshit excuses like my cousin Ziggy, who, by the way, is still owed money by you and all your down, street-wise wiggers.
-->--''Series/TheWire'', "[[Recap/TheWireS02E07Backwash Backwash]]"
25th Nov '16 12:43:10 AM Juicehead_Baby
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->'''Robert:''' Man, that's whack!\\
'''Raymond''': We're ''Italian'', Robert! [[DeadlyEuphemism Whack]] [[TheMafia means something completely different to us]].
-->--''Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond''
24th Apr '16 2:01:51 AM aye_amber
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->'''Michael:''' These delusionals are your White Rastas. They're big [[BobMarley Marley]] fans, think they're black, semi-political, but mostly--

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->'''Michael:''' These delusionals are your White Rastas. They're big [[BobMarley [[Music/BobMarley Marley]] fans, think they're black, semi-political, but mostly--
29th Dec '15 12:21:48 AM DarthKieduss
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->I'd like to give a shout out to my girl Snooki over there...Oh, that ain't Snooki? I'm sorry. All white people who act black look alike to me.

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->I'd like to give ->I gotta say a shout out to few more things about my girl Snooki over there...there. Oh, that ain't ain’t Snooki? I'm Oh, my bad. I’m sorry. All white people who act black look alike to me.
29th Dec '15 12:18:44 AM DarthKieduss
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->I'd like to give a shout out to my girl Snooki over there...Oh, that ain't Snooki? I'm sorry. All white people who act black look alike to me.
-->--'''Snoop Dogg''' about Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino, during the Roast of Donald Trump
30th Aug '15 3:34:55 PM StrangeBro
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'''Michael:''' These delusionals are your White Rastas. They're big [[BobMarley Marley]] fans, think they're black, semi-political, but mostly--
'''Cameron:''' [[TheStoner Smoke a lot of weed?]]
'''Michael:''' Exactly.

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'''Michael:''' ->'''Michael:''' These delusionals are your White Rastas. They're big [[BobMarley Marley]] fans, think they're black, semi-political, but mostly--
'''Cameron:''' ->'''Cameron:''' [[TheStoner Smoke a lot of weed?]]
'''Michael:''' ->'''Michael:''' Exactly.
30th Aug '15 3:34:04 PM StrangeBro
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'''Michael:''' These delusionals are your White Rastas. They're big [[BobMarley Marley]] fans, think they're black, semi-political, but mostly--
'''Cameron:''' [[TheStoner Smoke a lot of weed?]]
'''Michael:''' Exactly.
-->-- ''Film/TenThingsIHateAboutYou''
5th Aug '15 8:59:57 PM johnnyfog
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->The Wrestling/HulkHogan leaked sex tape is gross in several ways, but at least it has taught me that “carny” wrestling talk is an amazingly advanced code language. I mean, who would ever guess that ''“blizz-ack gizz-uys“' is carny for “black guys.” Not even Alan Turing himself could figure that out.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/30/night-crumbs-396/ Michael K.]]'''
27th Jul '15 10:29:22 AM johnnyfog
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->Black is a state of mind, and we Greeks are the blacks of Europe, together with the Irish.
-->--'''Yanis Varoufakis''', [[OpenMouthInsertFoot ex]]-Finance Minster to Greece
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