History Quotes / PizzaBoySpecialDelivery

-->-- ''Melena Thropp'', ''Literature/{{Wicked}}''

->''"The pool boy, as we all know, is an occupation made up by the porn industry"''

->"I'm home alone with the TV repair man. I'm no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario: porn or murder"

->'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' You wouldn't ask [Hammond], because he's not intersted, to cook you any food. You wouldn't ask me to do the washing up. You wouldn't ask James to... direct a porn film!\\

'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' If you directed a porn film, it would be you arriving at the house of the woman in the stockings and the negligee, "I've come to fix your boiler," and then [[DefiedTrope and then you'd just fix it!]]

'''Jeremy Clarkson:''' If you directed a porn film, it would be you arriving at the house of the woman in the stockings and the negligee, "I've come to fix your boiler," and then [[AvertedTrope and then you'd just fix it!]]

'''James May:''' You say that, I'd actually direct quite a good porn film.\\

-->-- ''Melena Thropp'', '''Literature/{{Wicked}}''

->"Hey lady, did you order a pepperoni pizza? Well, here's the pizza, and here's the pepperoni!"

-->''"The pool boy, as we all know, is an occupation made up by the porn industry"''

-->''"Hey lady, did you order a pepperoni pizza? Well, here's the pizza, and here's the pepperoni!"''
-->-- Pizza Boy, "Hey Margaret", '''Creator/CheechAndChong'''

-->''"I have this dream every night! Here's when I ring the doorbell, and they say, 'Oh, we didn't order any pizza! How do we pay for it?' [[BowChickaWowWow Boom chicka bowm bowm!]]"''
-->-- '''Penn Jilette''', ''Series/PennAndTellerBullshit'' episode "Easy Money"

-->-- Pizza Boy, "Hey Margaret", '''CheechAndChong'''

-->-- '''Penn Jilette''', ''PennAndTellerBullshit'' episode "Easy Money"

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-->'''Penn Jilette''', ''PennAndTellerBullshit'' episode "Easy Money"

-->''"Hey lady, did you order a pizza? Well, here's the pizza, and here's the pepperoni!"''