Quotes / Pizza Boy Special Delivery

"The pool boy, as we all know, is an occupation made up by the porn industry"

"I have this dream every night! Here's when I ring the doorbell, and they say, 'Oh, we didn't order any pizza! How do we pay for it?' Boom chicka bowm bowm!"
Penn Jilette, Penn & Teller: Bullshit! episode "Easy Money"

"Hey, it also reminds me of the time when I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a sixty year old man's house, and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids."
Judd Apatow, Adam Sandler's Memory Lane

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