"The pool boy, as we all know, is an occupation made up by the porn industry"
"Hey lady, did you order a pepperoni pizza? Well, here's the pizza, and here's the pepperoni!"
—Pizza Boy, "Hey Margaret", Cheech and Chong
"I have this dream every night! Here's when I ring the doorbell, and they say, 'Oh, we didn't order any pizza! How do we pay for it?' Boom chicka bowm bowm!"
—Penn Jilette, Penn & Teller: Bullshit! episode "Easy Money"
"Hey, it also reminds me of the time when I ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a sixty year old man's house, and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids."