Quotes / Pizza Boy Special Delivery

"The pool boy, as we all know, is an occupation made up by the porn industry"

"I have this dream every night! Here's when I ring the doorbell, and they say, 'Oh, we didn't order any pizza! How do we pay for it?' Boom chicka bowm bowm!"
Penn Jilette, Penn & Teller: Bullshit! episode "Easy Money"