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-->''WebVideo/PitchMeetings'' ''Film/GeminiMan''

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-->''WebVideo/PitchMeetings'' -->''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings'', ''Film/GeminiMan''
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-->--''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''

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-->--''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''-->--''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''

->'''Screen Writer''': And then she's gonna be like "Who sent you? You can tell me now or you can tell me in 5 minutes without your teeth."
->'''Producer''': Oh, she uno reversed him.\\
'''Screen Writer''': Yeah, and then Henry walks in and she's like "I know who sent him" and he's like "How did you figure it out?" and she drops some teeth in his hands.\\
'''Producer''': Wait so she picked up his teeth after knocking them out?\\
'''Screen Writer''': Yeah, yeah, yeah.\\
'''Producer''': Why?\\
'''Screen Writer''': In case Henry asked, I guess.\\
'''Producer''': So, so if he hadn't asked her she just would have walked around with teeth?\\
'''Screen Writer''': I guess so yeah, kinda weird when you put it that way.\\
'''Producer''': A very risky punchline.
-->''WebVideo/PitchMeetings'' ''Film/GeminiMan''
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-->--''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

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-->--''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''-->--''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->[''In a round where the panellists must improvise a science-fiction drama, entitled "76 Minutes to Save the Planet"'']\\
'''Bones''': I have a message!\\
'''Captain Rob''': What is it, Bones -- or may I call you Tom?\\
'''Bones''': Call me Tom! It's a distress call from the planet Caerphilly. We have just 76 minutes to save them.\\
'''Rob''': 76, Tom Bones?!
-->--''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue''
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-->''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E12TheScreamingSkull Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Screaming Skull]]''

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-->''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E12TheScreamingSkull Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Screaming Skull]]''Skull]]''

->'''Oolong:''' I'm just glad we're still alive.\\
'''Roshi:''' All thanks to my submarine, the USS ''M'Dick!'' Speaking of which...\\
'''Oolong''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh]] ''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck no]]'' ...\\
'''Roshi''': ...I've been meaning to ask...\\
'''Oolong''': I knew it! I friggin' knew it!\\
'''Roshi''': HOW DOES IT FEEL, [[DoubleEntendre RIDIN']] ''[[DoubleEntendre M'DICK]]''?!\\
'''Oolong''': Seventeen years! ''Seventeen years'', you've been holding on to that one!\\
'''Roshi''': [[LongGame You don't know the patience I have.]]
-->--''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
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->'''Elliot:''' Oh, is that the one with the giant snake?\\

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->'''Elliot:''' '''Elliot:''' Oh, is that the one with the giant snake?\\
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-> '''Carla:''' Turk made me watch ''Anaconda'' with him.
-> '''Elliot:''' Oh, is that the one with the giant snake?
-> '''Todd:''' (''stands up from behind the counter'') No, ''this'' is the one with [[DoubleEntendre the giant snake]]! ''(they stare at him)'' I was back here for forty-five minutes waiting for a setup. My back is ''killing'' me - but I nailed it. It's about commitment.

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-> '''Carla:''' ->'''Carla:''' Turk made me watch ''Anaconda'' ''Film/{{Anaconda}}'' with him.
-> '''Elliot:'''
him.\\
->'''Elliot:'''
Oh, is that the one with the giant snake?
->
snake?\\
'''Todd:''' (''stands up from behind the counter'') No, ''this'' is the one with [[DoubleEntendre the giant snake]]! ''(they stare at him)'' I was back here for forty-five minutes waiting for a setup. My back is ''killing'' me - but I nailed it. It's about commitment.
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->'''Malack:''' You've always been willing to go the extra mile for a punchline. Remember [[NoodleIncident the Rajah]]?
->'''Tarquin:''' HA! And you said there was no way I'd hold that much creamed spinach in my mouth for the whole coronation!
-->--''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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-->--''Series/{{Community}}''

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-->--''Series/{{Community}}''-->--''Series/{{Community}}''

->'''Pearl:''' "All we had to do was call fifty-three costume shops to find one that had three penguin costumes, reserve them eight months in advance with a huge cash deposit, then pay a balance of eight hundred and ninety-nine dollars per costume to rent them for an hour, then put them on, then wait until you guys woke up and finished breakfast, then call you and make believe that we had set up an appointment for you all to wear penguin costumes, and then... you fell for it! It was so simple!"
->''{{Beat}}''
->'''Observer:''' "...Actually, it was a touch pathetic of us."
-->''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E12TheScreamingSkull Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Screaming Skull]]''
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->--liner notes from ''The Dokaka Discography''

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->--liner -->--liner notes from ''The Dokaka Discography''



->--Al Duvall, "Dark Inside"

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->--Al -->--Al Duvall, "Dark Inside"



->--''Series/RedDwarf''

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->--''Series/RedDwarf''
-->--''Series/RedDwarf''



-->- ''{{Series/Scrubs}}''

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-->- -->-- ''{{Series/Scrubs}}''
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-->--''Series/Community''

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-->--''Series/Community''-->--''Series/{{Community}}''
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-->- ''{{Series/Scrubs}}''

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-->- ''{{Series/Scrubs}}''''{{Series/Scrubs}}''

->'''Shirley:''' We're gonna kick [[Film/DasBoot Das butt]].\\
'''Jeff:''' Nice.\\
'''German Student:''' Enough teutonic punnery! Monday morning, you're going to get this:\\
''[Leaps up between the shoulders of his two colleagues and kicks a soccer ball at Jeff as if he was a foosball player]''\\
'''Jeff:''' Were you guys walking around with a soccer ball just so you could do that?! ''[The Germans strut out; to Shirley]'' They left the ball and everything! I think they were literally walking around with it like a prop to use. It's like a twenty-five dollar bit, it's not even that good!
-->--''Series/Community''
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->'''Lister:''' Yeah. Petersen was really, really blown away about it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him... he said it was all right and all that, when shoes are happy that they'd get into heaven. You see, it turns out [[IncrediblyLamePun shoes have soles]].

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->'''Lister:''' Yeah. Petersen was really, really blown away about it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him... he said it was all right and all that, when shoes are happy that they'd get into heaven. You see, it turns out [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Feghoot}} shoes have soles]].

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-> '''Todd:''' (''stands up from behind the counter'') No, ''this'' is the one with [[DoubleEntendre the giant snake]]!
-->I was back here for forty-five minutes waiting for a setup. My back is ''killing'' me - but I nailed it. It's about commitment.

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-> '''Todd:''' (''stands up from behind the counter'') No, ''this'' is the one with [[DoubleEntendre the giant snake]]!
-->I
snake]]! ''(they stare at him)'' I was back here for forty-five minutes waiting for a setup. My back is ''killing'' me - but I nailed it. It's about commitment.
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--->I was back here for forty-five minutes waiting for a setup. My back is ''killing'' me - but I nailed it. It's about commitment.

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--->I -->I was back here for forty-five minutes waiting for a setup. My back is ''killing'' me - but I nailed it. It's about commitment.
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-->I was back here for forty-five minutes waiting for a setup. My back is ''killing'' me - but I nailed it. It's about commitment.

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-->I --->I was back here for forty-five minutes waiting for a setup. My back is ''killing'' me - but I nailed it. It's about commitment.

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-> '''Todd:''' (''stands up from behind the counter'') No, ''this'' is the one with [[DoubleEntendre the giant snake]]! I was back here for forty-five minutes waiting for a setup. My back is ''killing'' me - but I nailed it. It's about commitment.

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-> '''Todd:''' (''stands up from behind the counter'') No, ''this'' is the one with [[DoubleEntendre the giant snake]]! I snake]]!
-->I
was back here for forty-five minutes waiting for a setup. My back is ''killing'' me - but I nailed it. It's about commitment.
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->'''Lister:''' Yeah. Petersen was really, really blown away about it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him... he said it was alright and all that, when shoes are happy that they'd get into heaven. You see, it turns out [[IncrediblyLamePun shoes have soles]].
->'''Rimmer:''' Ah, what a sad story. Wait a minute....[[ComicallyMissingThePoint How did they open the car door?]]

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->'''Lister:''' Yeah. Petersen was really, really blown away about it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him... he said it was alright all right and all that, when shoes are happy that they'd get into heaven. You see, it turns out [[IncrediblyLamePun shoes have soles]].
->'''Rimmer:''' Ah, what a sad story. Wait a minute....minute...[[ComicallyMissingThePoint How did they open the car door?]]



-> '''Carla:''' Turk made me watch Anaconda with him.

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-> '''Carla:''' Turk made me watch Anaconda ''Anaconda'' with him.



-> '''Todd:''' (stands up from behind the counter) No, (points to self)''this'' is the one with the giant "snake"! I was back here for forty-five minutes waiting for a setup. My back is ''killing'' me - but I nailed it. It's about commitment.

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-> '''Todd:''' (stands (''stands up from behind the counter) counter'') No, (points to self)''this'' ''this'' is the one with [[DoubleEntendre the giant "snake"! snake]]! I was back here for forty-five minutes waiting for a setup. My back is ''killing'' me - but I nailed it. It's about commitment.
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[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome Now, we are "The Dumbass Brothers"!!]]

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[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome [[MundaneMadeAwesome Now, we are "The Dumbass Brothers"!!]]
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->--''RedDwarf''

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->--''RedDwarf''
->--''Series/RedDwarf''
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->I gambled my last dollar, was thrown out in the street,
->Took off my Eaton collar(There was nothing left to eat).
->I broke out of the poor house, and through the woods I went,
->The bloodhounds never found me, for I did not have a cent!

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->I gambled my last dollar, was thrown out in the street,
->Took
street,\\
Took
off my Eaton collar(There collar, There was nothing left to eat).
->I
eat.\\
I
broke out of the poor house, and through the woods I went,
->The
went,\\
The
bloodhounds never found me, for I did not have a cent!
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->Contract
->YOU
->hereafter referred to as "Dumb"
->and
->DOKAKA
->hereafter referred to as "Ass"
->Ass gives Dumb an enjoyable moment via CD-DA format which includes Ass's Voices and Dumb finds listening to Ass's music is really fun and feels happy.
->For The Dumb,
->(blank line)
->For the Ass,
->(Dokaka's signature)
->[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome Now, we are "The Dumbass Brothers"!!]]
->--Dokaka, liner notes from ''The Dokaka Discography''

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->Contract
->YOU
->hereafter
->Contract\\
YOU\\
hereafter
referred to as "Dumb"
->and
->DOKAKA
->hereafter
"Dumb"\\
and\\
DOKAKA\\
hereafter
referred to as "Ass"
->Ass
"Ass"\\
Ass
gives Dumb an enjoyable moment via CD-DA format which includes Ass's Voices and Dumb finds listening to Ass's music is really fun and feels happy.
->For
happy.\\
For
The Dumb,
->(blank line)
->For
Dumb,\\
(blank line)\\
For
the Ass,
->(Dokaka's signature)
->[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome
Ass,\\
(Dokaka's signature)\\
[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome
Now, we are "The Dumbass Brothers"!!]]
->--Dokaka, liner ->--liner notes from ''The Dokaka Discography''
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-> '''Todd:''' (stands up from behind the counter) No, (points to crotch)''this'' is the one with giant snake! (They stare at him) I was back here for forty-five minutes waiting for a setup. My back is ''killing'' me - but I nailed it. It's about commitment.

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-> '''Todd:''' (stands up from behind the counter) No, (points to crotch)''this'' self)''this'' is the one with the giant snake! (They stare at him) "snake"! I was back here for forty-five minutes waiting for a setup. My back is ''killing'' me - but I nailed it. It's about commitment.
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->--''RedDwarf''

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->--''RedDwarf''->--''RedDwarf''

-> '''Carla:''' Turk made me watch Anaconda with him.
-> '''Elliot:''' Oh, is that the one with the giant snake?
-> '''Todd:''' (stands up from behind the counter) No, (points to crotch)''this'' is the one with giant snake! (They stare at him) I was back here for forty-five minutes waiting for a setup. My back is ''killing'' me - but I nailed it. It's about commitment.
-->- ''{{Series/Scrubs}}''
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->--Al Duvall, "Dark Inside"

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->--Al Duvall, "Dark Inside"Inside"

->'''Lister:''' Sometimes, I think it's cruel giving machines a personality. My mate Petersen once bought a pair of shoes with Artificial Intelligence. 'Smart Shoes' they were called. It was a neat idea. No matter how blind drunk you were, they could always get you home. But he got rattled one night in Oslo and woke up the next morning in Burma. You see, his shoes got bored going from his local to his flat. They wanted to see the world, you know. He had a hell of a job getting rid of them. No matter who he sold them to, they'd show up again the next day. He tried to shut them out, but they just kicked the door down.
->'''Rimmer:''' Is this true?
->'''Lister:''' Yeah. The last thing I heard, they sort of... robbed a car and drove it into a canal. They couldn't steer, you see.
->'''Rimmer:''' Really?
->'''Lister:''' Yeah. Petersen was really, really blown away about it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him... he said it was alright and all that, when shoes are happy that they'd get into heaven. You see, it turns out [[IncrediblyLamePun shoes have soles]].
->'''Rimmer:''' Ah, what a sad story. Wait a minute....[[ComicallyMissingThePoint How did they open the car door?]]
->--''RedDwarf''

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->"Contract

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->"Contract->Contract



->Ass gives Dumb an enjoyable moment via CD-DA format which inclides Ass's Voices and Dumb finds listening to Ass's music is really fun and feels happy.

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->Ass gives Dumb an enjoyable moment via CD-DA format which inclides includes Ass's Voices and Dumb finds listening to Ass's music is really fun and feels happy.



->Now, we are "The Dumbass Brothers"!!"
-->Dokaka, liner notes from ''The Dokaka Discography''

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->Now, ->[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome Now, we are "The Dumbass Brothers"!!"
-->Dokaka,
Brothers"!!]]
->--Dokaka,
liner notes from ''The Dokaka Discography''Discography''

->I gambled my last dollar, was thrown out in the street,
->Took off my Eaton collar(There was nothing left to eat).
->I broke out of the poor house, and through the woods I went,
->The bloodhounds never found me, for I did not have a cent!
->--Al Duvall, "Dark Inside"

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