History Quotes / OutWithABang

-->--'''Technis''', ''[[ComicBook/SwampThing Swamp Thing]]''

->"He died during a threesome!" ''[laughs]'' "I would love to see his funeral. 'He died doing what he loved... and her friend.' What a weird way to die! 'I'm coming!' 'I'm going.'" ''[mimes death]''

-->--''Series/{{Columbo}}''

-->--'''Phillip J. Fry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', about to experience [[SexualEuphemism "snu-snu"]] with an AmazonianBeauty

-->--'''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''', ''Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?''

-->--Sung to the tune of "Frère Jacques"

-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL_m4gn5SqU Jackie Kashian]]'''

-->--''Series/GameOfThrones''

-->-- ''Series/{{Farscape}}'', "Unrealized Reality"

->''"When we reach the crescendo, you will die... of pleasure. Your end will be swift but sweet. Very sweet."''

-->--'''Phillip J. Fry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', about to experience [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow "snu-snu"]] with an AmazonianBeauty

->''"Megan Marshack, Megan Marshack!\\

-->-- '''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'''

-->--'''Jackie Kashian'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL_m4gn5SqU]]

-->-- '''Russel Howard''', ''Russell Howard's Good News''

-->-- The Red Viper, '''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'''

-->--'''Phillip J. Fry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', about to experience [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow "snoo-snoo"]] with an AmazonianBeauty

->'''Columbo:''' [pointing to something in the coroner's report] Does that mean what I think it means?
->'''Coroner:''' Hey, can you think of a better way to go?

->'''Zoidberg:''' Once my species passes on its genes, it dies.
->'''Fry:''' You mean you have to choose between a life without sex and a gruesome death?
->'''Zoidberg:''' Yes.
->'''Fry:''' Tough call.

->'''Shagga:''' [[AmbiguousSyntax How would you like to die]], Tyrion, son of Tywin?
->'''Tyrion:''' In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's lips around my cock.

->'''"Have you heard of the Kunoichi?"''
->''I said I hadn't.''
->''"It's the deadly sisterhood of the Ninja, originally Japanese. Like the geishas, they were trained in singing and entertaining so they could get access into the household of an enemy warlord, and just when he'd gotten her nice and cosy in his arms he'd end up with an icepick through the ear into the brain -- one of their favourite tricks, in my language the ''ssu chieh wen'' -- the kiss of death."''

->'''Myranda:''' He died on top of me. ''In'' me, if truth be told. You do know what goes on in a marriage bed, I hope?
->'''Sansa:''' That must have been dreadful, my lady. Him dying. ''There'', I mean, whilst...whilst he was...
->'''Myranda:''' Fucking me? It was disconcerting, certainly. Not to mention discourteous.

Enters the female pedendum\\
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->When he finished, she was already breathing more shallowly, and some of the flesh had receded from her face. Her fingers were like talons gripping the sheets, and her back arched with pain. She couldn't speak.
->There was some blood now. That was good. It was red, but soon it would turn to black.
->[[TheSociopath Buddy]] sat back on the sheets and [[SmokingHotSex lit himself a cigarette]].

->'''[[TheHedonist Dan Fielding]]:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I throw my life away for sex. But, you know, I thought I'd at least get to die having it!
->'''[[SassyBlackWoman Roz Russell]]:''' Don't look at me, or you'll die trying to have it.

->"I know what you're thinking: that I gave up my career for sex... But at least I thought I'd die doing it!"
-->-- '''Dan Fielding''', ''Series/NightCourt'', "Crossroads"