History Quotes / NoYou

-->--''ComicStrip/{{Crabgrass}}''

-->--''Fanfic/ASongOfSilkAndSaplings'', Chapter 20

-->-- '''Genevive "Pronto" Tora''', ''Webcomic/Angels2200''

-->-- ''FanFic/UninvitedGuests''

->'''Grover:''' I never thought that The ''Monster'' at the End of This Book would be '''YOU, Little Elmo'''.\\
'''Elmo:''' No, no, Mister Grover, '''YOU''' are The ''Monster'' at the End of This Book, I SAW YOU!
-->-- ''[[Literature/TheMonsterAtTheEndOfThisBook Another Monster at the End of This Book]]''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', ''[[Recap/EdEddNEddyS4E24PostcardsFromTheEd Postcards from the Ed]]''

->'''Howard''': Betty a thief?! That's an absurd proposition!\\
'''Stu''': ''You're'' an absurd proposition!!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', "Family Feud"

->'''Kung Jin 1:''' Doppelgänger?\\

-->--''Videogame/MortalKombat11''

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[[folder:Film - Animated]]

[[folder:Film - Live Action]]

-->--''Film/{{Commando}}''

-->--''Film/GrandmasBoy2006''

->'''Tim Goodman''': STOP TALKING! YOU'RE A HALLUCINATION!\\
'''Pikachu''': ''You're'' a hallucination.

->'''Den-O Gun Form''': [[CatchPhrase Would you mind if I defeat you? I can't hear your answer!]]\\
'''Nega Den-O''': It is ''you'' who shall be defeated.

->'''[[{{Mutant}} Tony]]''': You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here, Hauser.\\
'''Douglas Quaid''': Look who's talking.
-->--''Film/TotalRecall1990''

->'''Alec Trevelyan''': Why can't you just be a good boy and die?\\
'''James Bond''': ''You'' first.
-->--''Film/GoldenEye''

->'''Jack Travis''': Go to hell, Riggs.\\
'''Martin Riggs''': ''You'' first.

->"There are at least three different army factions calling one another traitors and usurpers."

->'''Grandpa Mike:''' You old fool! You 'ave gone completely gaga.
->'''Grandpa Sam:''' Me, gaga? You're the one that's gaga! You, in fact, ''are'' Music/LadyGaga!

->'''Grover:''' I never thought that The ''Monster'' at the End of This Book would be '''YOU, Little Elmo'''.
->'''Elmo:''' No, no, Mister Grover, '''YOU''' are The ''Monster'' at the End of This Book, I SAW YOU!

->'''Grace:''' Nora talked birthday talk, and we are left out!
->'''Mrs. Jenkins:''' I believe you might be talking more birthday talk than Nora, Grace.
->'''Grace:''' Not true! No fair!

->'''Grace:''' Oh no! Now I can't eat [my sandwich]! It's spoiled!
->'''Doris:''' You are spoiled is what!

[[folder:Live-Action Television]]
->'''Man:''' ''[[BigShutUp Shut up]]'' and listen to me!
->'''Jon Taffer:''' No, you listen to me.

->'''Trevor''': Dick Tracy called. He said you're a butt face and he's been plowing your mom.\\
'''Michael''': Yeah, well, Dick Tracy called me too, first, and he said he was about to call you, and say a lie about me that was actually true about you, instead.
-->--''Series/TheGoodPlace''

->'''Sinjin''': I'm sorry, I hit the wrong thing!\\
'''Jade''': No, fifteen years ago, [[YourMom your mother]] gave ''birth'' to the wrong thing!
-->--''Series/{{Victorious}}'', "Tori the Zombie"

->'''Ginis''': Do not mess with me!\\
'''Zyuoh Eagle''': No, '''you'''...\\
'''Zyuohgers''': ...don't mess with this planet!
-->--''Series/DoubutsuSentaiZyuohger'', ''Earth is Our Home''

->'''Horobi''': Zero-One... why did you do that?\\
'''Aruto''': Well... why did ''you'' protect Jin back then?
-->--''Series/KamenRiderZeroOne'', ''[[Recap/KamenRiderZeroOneEP35WhatdoHumaGearsDreamof What do HumaGears Dream of?]]''

->'''Maria:''' Buenos dias!\\
'''Oscar:''' Ah, buenos dias to you too!
-->-- ''Series/SesameStreet'' (he didn't know what it meant)

->'''Gul Dukat''': "I find this whole procedure offensive."
->'''Dr. Julian Bashir''': "And I find ''you'' offensive."
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "The Way of the Warrior"

->'''Wrestling/VinceMcMahon:''' [...]Because as far as I'm concerned, it's like dealing with the handicapped.\\

->'''Vincent:''' Who are you? A... sheep?
->'''Sheep with a Tie:''' Do I look like a sheep? ''You're'' the sheep. [[HypocriticalHumor Everybody here's a sheep]] ''but'' me.

'''UsefulNotes/OdaNobunaga''': (initiates brawl with Okita) Underhanded!? You Miburos are underhanded!!

->'''Chai:''' Just drop it, Kale. We're coming after you.
->'''Kale:''' Actually, it's funny because, see, I'm coming after YOU. Literally.

->'''Iori Yagami:''' I'll reduce you to ash; Bloodstained ash, that is!\\
'''Kyo Kusanagi:''' ''You're'' the one who'll be burned out!
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters Maximum Impact 2''

->'''Blue:''' This river's gonna turn red with your blood!\\
'''Guy:''' [[DullSurprise How interesting...]] but it's going to be ''your'' blood, not mine!
-->-- ''VideoGame/LastAlert''

->'''Byrne:''' [[BigBad His]] resurrection will soon be complete... And I can't let you cause any more harm.\\
'''Zelda:''' Hey, that's what we were going to say! Well... Maybe WE won't let YOU cause any more harm!
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSpiritTracks''

->'''Sonic:''' I've found you, faker!\\
'''Shadow:''' Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? ''Ha!'' You're not even good enough to be my fake!
-->-- ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2''

->'''Marina:''' Guac is more expensive because it's good. It's the Gold Dynamo Roller of dips.\\
'''Pearl:''' Your face is the Gold Dynamo Roller of dips.\\
'''Marina:''' ''[{{facepalm}}s]'' OK.
-->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''

->'''Rick Taylor:''' Yeah? Well, fuck you!\\
'''Doctor West:''' No, Rick! ''Fuck '''you'''''!
-->--''VideoGame/{{Splatterhouse}}''

->'''Kazuya''': I didn't think you'd stay dead long.\\
'''Akuma''': I will not rest until your demise.\\
'''Kazuya''': (transforms into Devil) ''You'' are the one who will die.
-->-- ''VideoGame/Tekken7''

->''"This essay is supposed to be describing me, not you."''
-->-- '''Mettaton''', if the player insults him during the essay prompt, ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''

->'''Raiden:''' I can save your soul.\\
'''Mileena:''' It is ''you'' who will need saving, Thunder God.\\
'''Raiden:''' Accept my mercy, or face my wrath.

->'''D'Vorah:''' This One is displeased by your presence.\\
'''Mileena:''' Then you'll be happy I'm ending your life.\\
'''D'Vorah:''' It is ''you'' who dies today, Mileena.

->'''Mileena:''' The scheming gnat returns.\\
'''D'Vorah:''' To again end your life, you disgusting clone.\\
'''Mileena:''' It is ''you'' who will be kissed by death, D'Vorah.

->'''Sindel:''' Your sulfur stench is putrid.\\
'''Spawn:''' I've seen alley trash worth ''more than you''.\\
'''Sindel:''' [[CantTakeCriticism For that, I'll have your head!]]

->'''Frost:''' What do you see when you look at me?\\
'''Jacqui Briggs:''' A cheap, second-gen knockoff.\\
'''Frost:''' I said look at ''me'', not you.
-->--''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''

->'''Zhang Jiao:''' You are but a living corpse who has chosen to watch the world go by. You have no need for this book. Let me pass! There is a new world that I have sworn to create!\\
''(Zhang Jiao launches a fireball from his staff, only for Zuo Ci to block it with his talismans)''\\
'''Zuo Ci:''' There is a purpose to my observation. Hence I am here.\\
''(Zuo Ci disables Zhang Jiao's fireball with his talismans)''\\
'''Zuo Ci:''' It is ''you'' who have no need for the book. It gives birth to overwhelming ambition. I cannot allow that to happen.
-->--''VideoGame/DynastyWarriors 5'', "Struggle for the Book"

->'''Avengers:''' You can't escape!\\
'''Whirlwind:''' ''You'' will be the one escaping!
-->-- ''VideoGame/CaptainAmericaAndTheAvengers''

->'''Genjuro Kibagami:''' Silly wench. Why do you pursue him. He's but my prey.\\
'''Shiki:''' That man is all I desire...\\
'''Genjuro:''' You heed me not. Then die!\\
'''Shiki:''' You're nothing but a nuisance. ''You'' die!
-->--''VideoGame/SNKVsCapcomSVCChaos''

->'''Craig Marduk:''' You're going up against the Mishima Zaibatsu? With this cute little gang? Hah! What a joke!\\
'''Miguel Caballero Rojo:''' You shut up. This is none of your business.\\
'''Marduk:''' Give up before you get hurt, man.\\
'''Miguel:''' Right back at ''you''!
-->--''Franchise/{{Tekken}} 6''

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-->--''VideoGame/TheKingOfFighters 2000'', Korea Team playthrough

->'''Tira:''' This is completely absurd! How do you manage to even exist?\\
''(Tira jumps into the raft)''\\
'''Tira:''' I'm annoyed. I'm going to make you disappear forever!\\
'''Siegfried:''' ''You're'' the one...that should disappear forever.
-->--''[[VideoGame/SoulSeries Soulcalibur III]]'', Siegfried's Tales of Souls

->'''Jun Kitami:''' This is Kimura. He's got an attitude, but he knows his turbines.\\
'''Kimura:''' It's ''you'' with the attitude, Kitami. Don't try to deny it.
-->--''VideoGame/WanganMidnight Maximum Tune''

-->--''VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiBowsersInsideStory''

->'''Diego Mendez:''' ¡Me cago en tu madre! (I shit on YourMom!)\\
'''Jerry Martinez:''' ¡Oy esse! ¿Que hay de nuevo? (Hey esse! What's new?)\\
'''Diego:''' ¡Vete a la mierda! (Go fuck yourself!)\\
'''Jerry:''' ''You first.''
-->--''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCityStories'', "Last Stand"

-->--''VideoGame/SpiderManPS4''

->'''Player:''' [[YouMonster You're a monster.]]
->'''Ren:''' I... STRADE was a monster! LAWRENCE was a monster! All I wanted was for someone to love me! I was lonely... and I chose you. But you're an ungrateful, unloving... Y-you... YOU'RE the monster!

->'''[[SnakesAreSinister Ekans]]:''' Scyther, you snake!
->'''Scyther:''' Look who's talking?!

-->-- ''WebAnimation/EddsWorld''

->'''Brittnay:''' Can you guys stop fucking yelling?!
->'''Matthew:''' ''You're'' the one who's fucking yelling!
->'''Brittnay:''' ''This is how I talk!''
->'''Than:''' She is right, [[NoIndoorVoice that-that is her inside voice.]]

->'''Margaret:''' You are being ''rude'' to me, Barbara.
->'''Barbie:''' No, mother, you're being rude to ''me''!

->''And Japan says "can you maybe chill?" And Russia says "How About Maybe You Chill?"''

-->--''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''

->'''Jonny:''' ''[grabbing the heads of Plank's parents]'' Ed! Is this your idea of showing them a good time?\\
'''Ed:''' ''[in tears]'' It wasn't me, Jonny, honest! Eddy did it.\\
'''Eddy:''' Yep. I showed 'em the time of their life, Jonny boy. And it wasn't cheap. I'll just total up your bill. Cha-ching! [Pulls a lever on the cash register and the receipt begins to roll out.] [[MortonsFork How do you wanna pay for this, Jonny? Cash, or cash?]]\\
'''Edd:''' [disgusted as miles of paper roll out] Eddy.\\

-->--''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', ''[[Recap/EdEddNEddyS4E24PostcardsFromTheEd Postcards from the Ed]]''

-->--''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/LegendOfKorra'', "[[Recap/TheLegendOfKorraS1E5TheSpiritOfCompetition The Spirit of Competition]]"

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/LegendOfKorra''

->''"'You have exceeded your log-in attempts'? No, YOU'VE exceeded YOUR log-in attempts!! PHINEAS!!!"''
-->-- '''Candace Flynn''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "Fireside Girl Jamboree"

->'''Narrator:''' [[SelfDeprecation And THAT is how Toot became a one-dimensional fat joke.]]
->'''Woman:''' ''(off-screen)'' Your face is a fat joke!
->'''Narrator:''' Nooo, ''yooours'' is.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'', "Drawn Together Babies"

->'''Coven Guard:''' Blasphemy!\\
'''Raine:''' Blasphem-you!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'', "Eda's Requiem"

->'''Percy:''' Ralph, you are really rotten!
->'''Ralph:''' No, I'll tell you what's really rotten: your xylophone playing! In fact, ''they'' [mom and dad] think it's the only thing worse than [[DreadfulMusician Sarah's singing]]!
-->-- ''Literature/RottenRalph'', "The Whole Rotten Truth"

->'''Steven:''' What have you done with Connie?!
->'''Blue Diamond:''' What have I done?! What have ''you'' done!? You're the one that wanted to keep those organics from the Kyanite colony! I'm just the ''fool'' that let you.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', [[Recap/StevenUniverseS5E28ChangeYourMind "Change Your Mind"]]

->'''Johnny's Mouth:''' Okay, that's it, you're going ''down''.
->'''Johnny's BrutalHonesty Mouth:''' No, the truth is, ''you're'' going down.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest'', "Johnny Two Face"

->'''Calvin's Dad:''' ''I'LL'' ''(cough)'' tell you who's going to get swatted! ''(choke)'' What have you done to this room?!!

'''Grampa:''' Why, you little... ''[strangles Homer]''

->'''Johnny's mouth:''' Okay, that's it, you're going ''down''.
->'''Johnny's BrutalHonesty mouth:''' No, the truth is, ''you're'' going down.

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

-->--''[[VideoGame/SNKVSCapcomSvCChaos SNK VS Capcom: SvC Chaos]]''

->'''Trisha Novak''': You shit piles give chase, I will kill your dicks!\\
'''Grayson Hunt''': What?! What does that even ''mean''?! You're gonna kill my dick? I'll kill ''your'' dick! How 'bout that, huh?!