Quotes / No, You

"You… you! Every last one of you, who has sh—expressed hate against me? You're the shitheads! Also, every last one of you who thinks that I am similar to that—of that senile old man in Family Guyyou're the pedophiles. Every one of you who thinks I'm homo and calls me that—because I am not; I'm straight! I'm straight!—you’re the homos! Every last one of you!"

Mako: I told you dating a teammate was a bad idea.

Aaroniero: I have the full power of the Shinigami Kaien Shiba! Also i have tentacles! Also, i have 29,998 other powers!
Therapist: ...that was oddly nonspecific.
Aaroniero: You are oddly nonspecific!
Therapist: What?
Aaroniero: Your mom is oddly nonspecific!
Therapist: What are you talking about?

Deithard: "Oh, it's you two idiots. What do you want?"
Jeremiah: "You're the idiot." I am so good at come backs.

(Hol Horse aggravates Polnareff by imitating him.)
Hol Horse: Heh heh, so easy. Come on, Mr. Polpolu~n.
Polnareff: No ur Mr. Holholu~n!

Claire: We needed something that was both scary and easy to pronounce. You should hear a four year old try to say "Archaeornithomimus".
Owen: ...You should hear YOU try to say it.

Natalie: Harry! Harry!
Harry: What?!
Natalie: It's an inanimate fucking object.

Gaston: If I didn't know any better, I think you'd have feelings for this monster.
Belle: (enraged) He's not the monster, Gaston. You are!

"This essay is supposed to be describing me, not you."
Mettaton, if the player insults him during the essay prompt, Undertale

Tom: Argh, this rain is so annoying.
Edd: You're so annoying.
Tom: Yeah, well, I hope it ends soon.
Edd: I hope you end soon.
Tom: Argh, I'm getting soaked.
Edd: You're getting soaked. (Beat) And you're ugly as well.
And Japan says "can you maybe chill?" And Russia says "How About Maybe You Chill?"

"Dear strong bad,
Can you please write a book about
come-back jokes!"
Strong Bad: More like, you write a book about come-back jokes, NERD! [scrolls to next e-mail]