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->'''Adam:''' I think I know how to stop Evil-Lyn. But it starts with us going to Grayskull.\\
'''Skeletor:''' Well then, what are we going to do? Ask her nicely to [[SarcasmMode "please stop destroying the universe"]]?\\
''[{{beat}}; Adam just smirks at Skeletor]''\\
'''Skeletor:''' [[OhCrap Oh my god, we are.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MastersOfTheUniverseRevelation''
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'''von Karma''': On his...proposal?

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'''von Karma''': On his...proposal?proposal?\\
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->'''von Karma''': Perhaps you'd like to cross-examine the parrot for a little comic relief, hmm?\\
'''Phoenix''': (Yeah yeah, very funny. You're a sore loser, von Karma...wait a minute..."''Cross-examine the parrot?''")\\
'''Maya''': Wh-what is it, Nick? [[OhCrap ...No, you're not going to...?!]]\\
'''Phoenix''': Your Honor! The defense would like to take von Karma up on his proposal!\\
'''Judge''': Take Mr. von Karma up?\\
'''von Karma''': On his...proposal?
'''Phoenix''': Exactly, Your Honor! ''I would like to cross-examine the witness's pet parrot!''
-->-- ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney''
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->'''Eddington''': What are you really up to, ''Javert''? Do you expect me to believe that a decorated Starfleet officer, the pride of the Federation, is going to poison an entire planet?\\
'''Sisko''': That's exactly what I plan to do.\\
'''Eddington''': (''{{beat}}'') You're bluffing!\\
'''Sisko''': Am I? Commander, launch torpedoes.\\
(''StunnedSilence from everyone, including Eddington and the crew of the ''Defiant)\\
'''Sisko''': (''turns emphatically to Worf'') Commander, I said '''launch torpedoes!'''
-->--''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "For the Uniform"
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->'''Raph:''' Mutation? You mean like us? (gasp) Could we be-?
->'''Mikey:''' Part imitation crab?!
->'''Donnie:''' Ha ha! ...You are not kidding, are you?
-->--''WesternAnimation/RiseOfTheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'', "Mystic Mayhem"
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->’’”This is worse than I thought. This isn’t as simple as pretend or play acting Eddy. Ed actually believes he’s become a monster!”’’
--> ‘’’Edd’’’, ‘’WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy’’, “[[Recap/EdEddNEddyS3E22TheDayTheEdStoodStill The Day the Ed Stood Still]]”

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->’’”This ->''”This is worse than I thought. This isn’t as simple as pretend or play acting Eddy. Ed actually believes he’s become a monster!”’’
monster!”''
--> ‘’’Edd’’’, ‘’WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy’’, '''Edd''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', “[[Recap/EdEddNEddyS3E22TheDayTheEdStoodStill The Day the Ed Stood Still]]”
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->’’”This is worse than I thought. This isn’t as simple as pretend or play acting Eddy. Ed actually believes he’s become a monster!”’’
--> ‘’’Edd’’’, ‘’WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy’’, “[[Recap/EdEddNEddyS3E22TheDayTheEdStoodStill The Day the Ed Stood Still]]”
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->''"Well, then, what are we going to do? Ask [Dark-Lyn] to (''mockingly'') "Please, stop destroying the universe"?" (''Prince Adam smirks and crosses his arms'') "Oh, my god, we are."''
-->-- '''Skeletor''', ''WesternAnimation/MastersOfTheUniverseRevelation''.
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->'''Peter Parker''': Could you pay me in advance?\\
'''J. Jonah Jameson''': (''[[MemeticMutation laughs like a maniac for 10 seconds]]'') You serious? Pay you for what, ''standing there!?'' The planetarium, tomorrow night, 8 o'clock! There's the door!
-->--''Film/SpiderMan2''

->'''Arthur Fleck''': It's been a rough few weeks, Murray. Ever since I... killed those three Wall Street guys!
->'''Murray Franklin''': ''({{beat}})'' Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline?\\
'''Arthur''': There is no punchline. It's not a joke.
->''[Show executive frantically begins gesturing for a cut in the background]''
->'''Murray''': ... You're serious, aren't you, you're telling us you killed those three young men on the subway?

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->'''Peter Parker''': Parker:''' Could you pay me in advance?\\
'''J. Jonah Jameson''': (''[[MemeticMutation Jameson:''' ''[[[MemeticMutation laughs like a maniac for 10 seconds]]'') seconds]]]'' You serious? Pay you for what, ''standing there!?'' The planetarium, tomorrow night, 8 o'clock! There's the door!
-->--''Film/SpiderMan2''

-->-- ''Film/SpiderMan2''

->'''Arthur Fleck''': Fleck:''' It's been a rough few weeks, Murray. Ever since I... killed those three Wall Street guys!
->'''Murray Franklin''': ''({{beat}})''
guys!\\
'''Murray Franklin:''' ''[{{beat}}]''
Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline?\\
'''Arthur''': '''Arthur:''' There is no punchline. It's not a joke.
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joke.\\
''[Show
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'''Murray:''' ...
You're serious, aren't you, you're telling us you killed those three young men on the subway?



->"Oh, dear girl, I'm sorry! I assumed you were speaking figuratively!"
-->-- ''Benoit Blanc'' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext after he finds out that lying literally makes Marta puke]], Film/KnivesOut

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->"Oh, ->''"Oh, dear girl, I'm sorry! I assumed you were speaking figuratively!"
figuratively!"''
-->-- ''Benoit Blanc'' '''Benoit Blanc''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext after he finds out that lying literally makes Marta puke]], Film/KnivesOut''Film/KnivesOut''
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->"Oh, dear girl, I'm sorry! I assumed you were speaking figuratively!"
-->-- ''Benoit Blanc'' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext after he finds out that lying literally makes Marta puke]], Film/KnivesOut
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'''J. Jonah Jameson''': (''laughs for 10 seconds'') You serious? Pay you for what, ''standing there!?'' The planetarium, tomorrow night, 8 o'clock! There's the door!

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'''J. Jonah Jameson''': (''laughs (''[[MemeticMutation laughs like a maniac for 10 seconds'') seconds]]'') You serious? Pay you for what, ''standing there!?'' The planetarium, tomorrow night, 8 o'clock! There's the door!
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'''Damian:''' Because [[BigScrewedUpFamily my mother]] killed my professor and dumped him in the ocean.\\

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'''Damian:''' Because [[BigScrewedUpFamily my mother]] mother killed my professor and dumped him in the ocean.\\



'''Damian:''' [[VisibleSilence ...]]

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'''Damian:''' [[VisibleSilence ...]]'''Damian:''' ...



'''J. Jonah Jameson''': (''[[MemeticMutation laughs for 10 seconds]]'') You serious? Pay you for what, ''standing there!?'' The planetarium, tomorrow night, 8 o'clock! There's the door!

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'''J. Jonah Jameson''': (''[[MemeticMutation laughs (''laughs for 10 seconds]]'') seconds'') You serious? Pay you for what, ''standing there!?'' The planetarium, tomorrow night, 8 o'clock! There's the door!



->'''Murray Franklin''': ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline?
->'''Arthur''': [[WhamLine There is no punchline. It's not a joke.]]

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->'''Murray Franklin''': ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' ''({{beat}})'' Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline?
->'''Arthur''': [[WhamLine
punchline?\\
'''Arthur''':
There is no punchline. It's not a joke.]]
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'''J. Jonah Jameson''': (laughs for 10 seconds) You serious? Pay you for what, ''standing there!?'' The planetarium, tomorrow night, 8 o'clock! There's the door!

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'''J. Jonah Jameson''': (laughs (''[[MemeticMutation laughs for 10 seconds) seconds]]'') You serious? Pay you for what, ''standing there!?'' The planetarium, tomorrow night, 8 o'clock! There's the door!
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->'''Arthur Fleck''': It's been a rough few weeks, Murray. Ever since I... killed those three Wall Street guys!
->'''Murray Franklin''': ''[[{{Beat}} (beat)]]'' Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline?
->'''Arthur''': [[WhamLine There is no punchline. It's not a joke.]]
->''[Show executive frantically begins gesturing for a cut in the background]''
->'''Murray''': ... You're serious, aren't you, you're telling us you killed those three young men on the subway?
-->-- ''Film/Joker2019''
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->'''Peter Parker''': Could you pay me in advance?\\
'''J. Jonah Jameson''': (laughs for 10 seconds) You serious? Pay you for what, ''standing there!?'' The planetarium, tomorrow night, 8 o'clock! There's the door!
-->--''Film/SpiderMan2''
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'''Damian:''' ...

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'''Damian:''' ...'''Damian:''' [[VisibleSilence ...]]
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->'''Damian:''' I didn't make anything up. I could've had a doctorate in geology at seven years old.\\
'''Jon:''' And why didn't you?\\
'''Damian:''' Because [[BigScrewedUpFamily my mother]] killed my professor and dumped him in the ocean.\\
'''Jon:''' Ha! Yeah right.\\
'''Damian:''' ...
-->-- ''ComicBook/SuperSons'' #1
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