History Quotes / MyFriendsAndZoidberg

29th Dec '15 9:07:12 PM nombretomado
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-->-- '''Erisiel Vrumugun''', ''{{Slayers}}: The Ghost of Sairaag''
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-->-- '''Erisiel Vrumugun''', ''{{Slayers}}: ''{{LightNovel/Slayers}}: The Ghost of Sairaag''
5th Dec '15 9:30:14 AM LentilSandEater
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'''Andy Dalton''': [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And Joe Flacco]].\\
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'''Andy Dalton''': [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And Joe Flacco]].Flacco.\\
14th Nov '15 1:20:58 PM rcmerod52
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->''It all started when me, those two cool guys, those various other guys, and whatever Coach Z and Gron Sad are...'' --> -- '''Strong Bad''', ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner [[WebAnimation/MyLittlePonyMeets meets My Little Pony]]''
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->''It all started when me, those two cool guys, those various other guys, ->'''Strong Bad''': Oh man! Stuck in who-knows-where-ville which a bunch of losers and whatever Coach Z and Gron Sad are...'' --> -- Strong Sad!\\ '''Strong Bad''', Sad''': I don't know whether to be insulted, complemented, or both... -->-- ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner [[WebAnimation/MyLittlePonyMeets meets My Little Pony]]''
14th Nov '15 1:05:04 PM rcmerod52
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--> -- '''Strong Bad''', ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner [[WebAniation/MyLittlePonyMeets meets My Little Pony]]''
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--> -- '''Strong Bad''', ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner [[WebAniation/MyLittlePonyMeets [[WebAnimation/MyLittlePonyMeets meets My Little Pony]]''
14th Nov '15 1:03:17 PM rcmerod52
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->''It all started when me, those two cool guys, those various other guys, and whatever Coach Z and Gron Sad are...'' --> -- '''Strong Bad''', ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner [[WebAniation/MyLittlePonyMeets meets My Little Pony]]''
28th Jul '15 7:00:49 PM johnnyfog
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->Yes, that is the O face [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Pimp Mama Kris]] made after she drew a pentagram (that’s her official signature) in blood on her new contract...this country’s nightmare has been extended for another 4 years. Pimp Mama Kris has once again earned the title of Pimp of the Year by brokering a “record breaking” deal worth $100 million. PMK’s [[StageMom wax-covered, Botox-filled ATMs]] including Kummy Kakes, Khlozilla, The Slow One, Kendull and Kylie Jenner are all part of the deal. Bruce Jenner is not and neither is that one who lives under the stairs and only scurries out to grab a sandwich or a cupcake left on the kitchen island. I forgot his name and I’m sure they have too. -->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/26/pimp-mama-kris-dark-powers-are-growing-e-signs-the-kartrashians-to-a-100-million-deal/ Michael K.]]''', "Pimp Mama Kris’ Dark Powers Are Growing" ->[[Music/BonJovi Jon Bon Jovi]]'s bid was too low for the NFL. That's right: The Bills got lowballed by Jon Bon Jovi. They couldn't even get Music/BruceSpringsteen to bid on this team. They had to get Springsteen's [[PretenderDiss private-label equivalent]]...The sale has been such a clusterfuck that no bidder offered more than a billion dollars for the team. This is an NFL franchise, mind you. It could be located in Fairbanks and still rake in hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue. The Clippers just sold for $2 billion. THE CLIPPERS! But here are the Bills, so sad and helpless that they can't even fetch half that price. The league may have to start the process all over again. 'If we just add marble countertops to the kitchen and redo the hardwood floors, we'll be able to sell it for DOUBLE the asking price!' They should sell the team on Craigslist. I just imagine people going by the listing and being like, 'Christ, that's STILL on the market?' It's like trying to sell a house someone OD'd in.
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->Yes, that is the O face [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Pimp Mama Kris]] made after she drew a pentagram (that’s her official signature) in blood on her new contract...this country’s nightmare has been extended for another 4 years. Pimp Mama Kris has once again earned the title of Pimp of the Year by brokering a “record breaking” deal worth $100 million. PMK’s [[StageMom wax-covered, Botox-filled ATMs]] including Kummy Kakes, Khlozilla, The Slow One, Kendull and Kylie Jenner are all part of the deal. Bruce Jenner is not and neither is that one who lives under the stairs and only scurries out to grab a sandwich or a cupcake left on the kitchen island. I forgot his name and I’m sure they have too. -->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/26/pimp-mama-kris-dark-powers-are-growing-e-signs-the-kartrashians-to-a-100-million-deal/ Michael K.]]''', "Pimp Mama Kris’ Dark Powers Are Growing" ->[[Music/BonJovi Jon Bon Jovi]]'s bid was too low for the NFL. That's right: The Bills got lowballed by Jon Bon Jovi. They couldn't even get Music/BruceSpringsteen to bid on this team. They had to get Springsteen's [[PretenderDiss [[PoorMansSubstitute private-label equivalent]]...The sale has been such a clusterfuck that no bidder offered more than a billion dollars for the team. This is an NFL franchise, mind you. It could be located in Fairbanks and still rake in hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue. The Clippers just sold for $2 billion. THE CLIPPERS! But here are the Bills, so sad and helpless that they can't even fetch half that price. The league may have to start the process all over again. 'If we just add marble countertops to the kitchen and redo the hardwood floors, we'll be able to sell it for DOUBLE the asking price!' They should sell the team on Craigslist. I just imagine people going by the listing and being like, 'Christ, that's STILL on the market?' It's like trying to sell a house someone OD'd in.
24th May '15 6:29:51 PM nombretomado
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-->--'''Barney''', ''HowIMetYourMother''
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-->--'''Barney''', ''HowIMetYourMother'' ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''
10th Apr '15 10:02:53 AM DrPopo
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->"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: ''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'' and ''Literature/AtlasShrugged''. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs." -->'''Creator/JohnRogers''' ----
26th Feb '15 3:08:09 PM johnnyfog
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->Yes, that is the O face [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Pimp Mama Kris]] made after she drew a pentagram (that’s her official signature) in blood on her new contract...this country’s nightmare has been extended for another 4 years. Pimp Mama Kris has once again earned the title of Pimp of the Year by brokering a “record breaking” deal worth $100 million. PMK’s wax-covered, Botox-filled [=ATMs=] including [[StageMOm Kummy Kakes, Khlozilla, The Slow One, Kendull and Kylie Jenner]] are all part of the deal. Bruce Jenner is not and neither is that one who lives under the stairs and only scurries out to grab a sandwich or a cupcake left on the kitchen island. I forgot his name and I’m sure they have too.
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->Yes, that is the O face [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Pimp Mama Kris]] made after she drew a pentagram (that’s her official signature) in blood on her new contract...this country’s nightmare has been extended for another 4 years. Pimp Mama Kris has once again earned the title of Pimp of the Year by brokering a “record breaking” deal worth $100 million. PMK’s [[StageMom wax-covered, Botox-filled [=ATMs=] ATMs]] including [[StageMOm Kummy Kakes, Khlozilla, The Slow One, Kendull and Kylie Jenner]] Jenner are all part of the deal. Bruce Jenner is not and neither is that one who lives under the stairs and only scurries out to grab a sandwich or a cupcake left on the kitchen island. I forgot his name and I’m sure they have too.
26th Feb '15 3:06:24 PM johnnyfog
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->MAN, n. \\ An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada. -->-- TheDevilsDictionary ->''"Ladies. Gentlemen. [[LadiesAndGerms Ted.]]"''
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->MAN, n. \\ An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada. -->-- TheDevilsDictionary ->''"Ladies.->Ladies. Gentlemen. [[LadiesAndGerms Ted.]]"'']]

->''"Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev! And some nobody!"''
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->''"Lina ->Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev! And some nobody!"''nobody!

->''"Ladies and gentlemen...and you, Elias."'' -->--'''Randal Graves''', ''ClerksII''
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->''"Ladies ->Ladies and gentlemen...and you, Elias."'' Elias. -->--'''Randal Graves''', ''ClerksII'' ''Film/ClerksII''

->''"I mean, this is a fantastic cast of really well known actors, and Amanda Peet."''
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->''"I ->I mean, this is a fantastic cast of really well known actors, and Amanda Peet."''

->''"They offered Creator/MichaelDouglas $15 million for the lead role but he refused. Then they offered the movie to Creator/KeanuReeves, Creator/TomCruise, Creator/DanielDayLewis (can you picture that?), Creator/JeffBridges, Creator/MichaelKeaton, Creator/CharlieSheen, Creator/LiamNeeson, and ''[[WTHCastingAgency Tim Robbins]]'' (again, can you picture that?). Then they finally offered the movie to Matthew Modine. Congratulations Matthew, you were only the tenth person they considered for the role. You only slightly beat out Creator/DavidHasselhoff. I was surprised they didn’t offer Stallone the role frankly. [[BaitAndSwitchComment Frank Stallone]] that is."''
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->''"They ->They offered Creator/MichaelDouglas $15 million for the lead role but he refused. Then they offered the movie to Creator/KeanuReeves, Creator/TomCruise, Creator/DanielDayLewis (can you picture that?), Creator/JeffBridges, Creator/MichaelKeaton, Creator/CharlieSheen, Creator/LiamNeeson, and ''[[WTHCastingAgency Tim Robbins]]'' (again, can you picture that?). Then they finally offered the movie to Matthew Modine. Congratulations Matthew, you were only the tenth person they considered for the role. You only slightly beat out Creator/DavidHasselhoff. I was surprised they didn’t offer Stallone the role frankly. [[BaitAndSwitchComment Frank Stallone]] that is."''

->''"It all started out promising enough. [[{{TNA}} The Carters]] had decided to go for broke and started bringing in big name talent. [[HulkHogan Hogan.]] [[RicFlair Flair.]] [[JeffHardy Hardy]]. [[RobVanDam Van Dam]]. [[Wrestling/TheNastyBoys Knobbs.]]\\\ [[DoubleTake Wait, what?]]"''
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->''"It ->It all started out promising enough. [[{{TNA}} The Carters]] had decided to go for broke and started bringing in big name talent. [[HulkHogan Hogan.]] [[RicFlair Flair.]] [[JeffHardy Hardy]]. [[RobVanDam Van Dam]]. [[Wrestling/TheNastyBoys Knobbs.]]\\\ [[DoubleTake Wait, what?]]"''what?]]

->''"[[Music/BonJovi Jon Bon Jovi]]'s bid was too low for the NFL. That's right: The Bills got lowballed by Jon Bon Jovi. They couldn't even get Music/BruceSpringsteen to bid on this team. They had to get Springsteen's [[PretenderDiss private-label equivalent]]...The sale has been such a clusterfuck that no bidder offered more than a billion dollars for the team. This is an NFL franchise, mind you. It could be located in Fairbanks and still rake in hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue. The Clippers just sold for $2 billion. THE CLIPPERS! But here are the Bills, so sad and helpless that they can't even fetch half that price. The league may have to start the process all over again. 'If we just add marble countertops to the kitchen and redo the hardwood floors, we'll be able to sell it for DOUBLE the asking price!' They should sell the team on Craigslist. I just imagine people going by the listing and being like, 'Christ, that's STILL on the market?' It's like trying to sell a house someone OD'd in."''
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->''"[[Music/BonJovi ->Yes, that is the O face [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Pimp Mama Kris]] made after she drew a pentagram (that’s her official signature) in blood on her new contract...this country’s nightmare has been extended for another 4 years. Pimp Mama Kris has once again earned the title of Pimp of the Year by brokering a “record breaking” deal worth $100 million. PMK’s wax-covered, Botox-filled [=ATMs=] including [[StageMOm Kummy Kakes, Khlozilla, The Slow One, Kendull and Kylie Jenner]] are all part of the deal. Bruce Jenner is not and neither is that one who lives under the stairs and only scurries out to grab a sandwich or a cupcake left on the kitchen island. I forgot his name and I’m sure they have too. -->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/02/26/pimp-mama-kris-dark-powers-are-growing-e-signs-the-kartrashians-to-a-100-million-deal/ Michael K.]]''', "Pimp Mama Kris’ Dark Powers Are Growing" ->[[Music/BonJovi Jon Bon Jovi]]'s bid was too low for the NFL. That's right: The Bills got lowballed by Jon Bon Jovi. They couldn't even get Music/BruceSpringsteen to bid on this team. They had to get Springsteen's [[PretenderDiss private-label equivalent]]...The sale has been such a clusterfuck that no bidder offered more than a billion dollars for the team. This is an NFL franchise, mind you. It could be located in Fairbanks and still rake in hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue. The Clippers just sold for $2 billion. THE CLIPPERS! But here are the Bills, so sad and helpless that they can't even fetch half that price. The league may have to start the process all over again. 'If we just add marble countertops to the kitchen and redo the hardwood floors, we'll be able to sell it for DOUBLE the asking price!' They should sell the team on Craigslist. I just imagine people going by the listing and being like, 'Christ, that's STILL on the market?' It's like trying to sell a house someone OD'd in."''

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