Quotes: My Friends... and Zoidberg
Sisters! Friends!...Weiss. Weiss:
Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev! And some nobody!
— Erisiel Vrumugun
, Slayers: The Ghost of Sairaag
Ladies and gentlemen...and you, Elias.
: I am not about to let the third
thing with my friends...and Dave and Lisa...be ruined because of the monster
...or douchebag...of the week messed everything up!
We are "The Legion of Super Heroes, and the Knifeketeer," a collection of the world's mightiest crime fighters. And the Knifeketeer. The Knifeketeer:
I'm feeling a bit excluded. The Judger:
You're included. That is what "and" means.
I mean, this is a fantastic cast of really well known actors, and Amanda Peet.
Yes, that is the O face Pimp Mama Kris
made after she drew a pentagram (that’s her official signature) in blood on her new contract...this country’s nightmare has been extended for another 4 years. Pimp Mama Kris has once again earned the title of Pimp of the Year by brokering a “record breaking” deal worth $100 million. PMK’s wax-covered, Botox-filled ATMs
including Kummy Kakes, Khlozilla, The Slow One, Kendull and Kylie Jenner are all part of the deal. Bruce Jenner is not and neither is that one who lives under the stairs and only scurries out to grab a sandwich or a cupcake left on the kitchen island. I forgot his name and I’m sure they have too.
, "Pimp Mama Kris’ Dark Powers Are Growing"
Jon Bon Jovi
's bid was too low for the NFL. That's right: The Bills got lowballed by Jon Bon Jovi. They couldn't even get Bruce Springsteen
to bid on this team. They had to get Springsteen's private-label equivalent
...The sale has been such a clusterfuck that no bidder offered more than a billion dollars for the team. This is an NFL franchise, mind you. It could be located in Fairbanks and still rake in hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue. The Clippers just sold for $2 billion. THE CLIPPERS! But here are the Bills, so sad and helpless that they can't even fetch half that price. The league may have to start the process all over again. 'If we just add marble countertops to the kitchen and redo the hardwood floors, we'll be able to sell it for DOUBLE the asking price!' They should sell the team on Craigslist. I just imagine people going by the listing and being like, 'Christ, that's STILL on the market?' It's like trying to sell a house someone OD'd in.
: We'll have four great teams. Brandon Weeden
: Two thrilling matchups. Christian Ponder
: Three elite quarterbacks. Andy Dalton
: And Joe Flacco
. Joe Flacco
: So help me, I will beat the Romo
out of every single one of you.