Quotes / My Friends... and Zoidberg

"Ladies. Gentlemen. Ted."

Ruby: Sisters! Friends!...Weiss.
Weiss: Hey!

"Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev! And some nobody!"
Erisiel Vrumugun, Slayers: The Ghost of Sairaag

"Ladies and gentlemen...and you, Elias."
Randal Graves, Clerks II

"I am not about to let the third thing with my friends...and Dave and Lisa...be ruined because of the monster...or douchebag...of the week messed everything up!"
—- Koden, DSBT InsaniT, "The Camping Webisode"

The Judger: We are "The Legion of Super Heroes, and the Knifeketeer," a collection of the world's mightiest crime fighters. And the Knifeketeer.
The Knifeketeer: I'm feeling a bit excluded.
The Judger: You're included. That is what "and" means.

"I mean, this is a fantastic cast of really well known actors, and Amanda Peet."

"They offered Michael Douglas $15 million for the lead role but he refused. Then they offered the movie to Keanu Reeves, Tom Cruise, Daniel Day-Lewis (can you picture that?), Jeff Bridges, Michael Keaton, Charlie Sheen, Liam Neeson, and Tim Robbins (again, can you picture that?). Then they finally offered the movie to Matthew Modine. Congratulations Matthew, you were only the tenth person they considered for the role. You only slightly beat out David Hasselhoff. I was surprised they didnít offer Stallone the role frankly. Frank Stallone that is."

"It all started out promising enough. The Carters had decided to go for broke and started bringing in big name talent. Hogan. Flair. Hardy. Van Dam. Knobbs.

Wait, what?

"Jon Bon Jovi's bid was too low for the NFL. That's right: The Bills got lowballed by Jon Bon Jovi. They couldn't even get Bruce Springsteen to bid on this team. They had to get Springsteen's private-label equivalent... I just imagine people going by the listing and being like, 'Christ, that's STILL on the market?' It's like trying to sell a house someone OD'd in."
"Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Buffalo Bills"

Andrew Luck: We'll have four great teams.
Brandon Weeden: Two thrilling matchups.
Christian Ponder: Three elite quarterbacks.
Andy Dalton: And Joe Flacco.
Joe Flacco: So help me, I will beat the Romo out of every single one of you.
NFL Quarterbacks On Facebook: Divisional Roundup

Strong Bad: Oh man! Stuck in who-knows-where-ville which a bunch of losers and Strong Sad!
Strong Sad: I don't know whether to be insulted, complemented, or both...