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MAN, n.
An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada.

"Ladies. Gentlemen. Ted."

"Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev! And some nobody!"
Erisiel Vrumugun, Slayers: The Ghost of Sairaag

"Ladies and gentlemen...and you, Elias."
Randal Graves, Clerks II

Koden: I am not about to let the third thing with my friends...and Dave and ruined because of the monster...or douchebag...of the week messed everything up!
—-DSBT InsaniT, 'The Camping Webisode'

The Judger: We are "The Legion of Super Heroes, and the Knifeketeer," a collection of the world's mightiest crime fighters. And the Knifeketeer.
The Knifeketeer: I'm feeling a bit excluded.
The Judger: You're included. That is what "and" means.

"I mean, this is a fantastic cast of really well known actors, and Amanda Peet."
Noah Antwiler, on 2012

"It seems that the producers were trying to make an Errol Flynn like swashbuckling adventure... [Geena] Davisí part was made much larger though when they couldnít find a suitable male lead. They offered Michael Douglas $15 million for the lead role but he refused. Then they offered the movie to Keanu Reeves, Tom Cruise, Daniel Day-Lewis (can you picture that?), Jeff Bridges, Michael Keaton, Charlie Sheen, Liam Neeson, and Tim Robbins (again, can you picture that?). Then they finally offered the movie to Matthew Modine. Congratulations Matthew, you were only the tenth person they considered for the role. You only slightly beat out David Hasselhoff. I was surprised they didnít offer Stallone the role frankly. Frank Stallone that is."
Miles Antwiler, on Cutthroat Island

"It all started out promising enough. The Carters had decided to go for broke and started bringing in big name talent. Hogan. Flair. Hardy. Van Dam. Knobbs.

Wait, what?"

Ruby: Sisters! Friends!...Weiss.
Weiss: Hey!

Andrew Luck: We'll have four great teams.
Brandon Weeden: Two thrilling matchups.
Christian Ponder: Three elite quarterbacks.
Andy Dalton: And Joe Flacco.
Joe Flacco: So help me, I will beat the Romo out of every single one of you.
NFL Quarterbacks On Facebook: Divisional Roundup''——

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