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->'''Skinner:''' Detective, much as I enjoyed your theories the truth is far less complex. Simon Skinner's death was simply because he was an appalling actor.\\

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->'''Skinner:''' Detective, much as I enjoyed your theories the truth is far less complex. Simon Skinner's Blower's death was simply because he was an appalling actor.\\
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'''Ironhide:''' Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option.\\
-->--''Film/Transformers (2007)''

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'''Ironhide:''' Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option.\\
-->--''Film/Transformers (2007)''
option.
-->--''Film/Transformers''
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->'''Irohide:''' The parents are very irritating. Can I take them out?
'''Optimus Prime:''' Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans! What is with you?
'''Ironhide:''' Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option.
-->--''Film/Transformers(2007)''

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->'''Irohide:''' The parents are very irritating. Can I take them out?
out?\\
'''Optimus Prime:''' Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans! What is with you?
you?\\
'''Ironhide:''' Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option.
-->--''Film/Transformers(2007)''
option.\\
-->--''Film/Transformers (2007)''
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->'''Irohide:''' The parents are very irritating. Can I take them out?
'''Optimus Prime:''' Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans! What is with you?
'''Ironhide:''' Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option.
-->--''Film/Transformers(2007)''
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->'''Skinner:''' Detective, much as I enjoyed your theories the truth is far less complex. Simon Skinner's death was simply because he was an appalling actor.\\
'''Killers:''' ''Appalling!''\\
'''Nicholas Angel:''' You murdered him for that?\\
'''Skinner:''' Well, he killed Bill Shakespeare.\\
'''Angel:''' What? ... oh.
-->--''Film/HotFuzz''
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->'''Jake:''' Okay, so we can't get away from Holt. I mean, should we tell him to leave, that he's ruining our honeymoon?\\
'''Amy:''' No, that would crush him, and he's already so crushed. Wait, I got it.\\
'''Jake:''' We kill Holt!\\
'''Amy:''' No!\\
'''Jake:''' No, that was crazy for a multitude of reasons.
-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'', [[Recap/BrooklynNineNineS6E01Honeymoon "Honeymoon"]]
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->'''Pyotr Stolypin:''' Step one, reform agriculture. This will make the peasants love you.\\
'''Nicholas II:''' And step two?\\
'''Stolypin:''' [[DidntThinkThisThrough Uhh]]...we'll kill anyone who doesn't.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/OverSimplified'', "The Russian Revolution"
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-->-- '''Half-Light''', ''VideoGame/DiscoElysium''

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-->-- '''Half-Light''', '''Half Light''', ''VideoGame/DiscoElysium''
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->'''Mari:''' So his solution to his disappointing family and financial woes? Murder.\\

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->'''Mari:''' ->'''Dev:''' So his solution to his disappointing family and financial woes? Murder.\\



'''Mari:''' The only way to handle anything is to just murder your way out of it.\\

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'''Mari:''' '''Dev:''' The only way to handle anything is to just murder your way out of it.\\

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->'''Walter and Jesse''': ... ... ...

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->'''Walter and Jesse''': ... ... ...Jesse''': ''(StunnedSilence)''



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'''Walter''': ...You're full of colorful metaphors, aren't you, Saul? Belize, Old Yeller... just ''brimming'' with advice.

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'''Walter''': ...'''Walter''': ''(beat)'' You're full of colorful metaphors, aren't you, Saul? Belize, Old Yeller... just ''brimming'' with advice.
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->Right, so the only smart way out of this was to kill all of them. I was going to have to [[AvertedTrope take the dumb way out of this]].

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->Right, ->''Right, so the only smart way out of this was to kill all of them. I was going to have to [[AvertedTrope take the dumb way out of this]].''



->'''Saul''': Why don't you just kill Badger?\\
->'''Walter and Jesse''': ... ... ...\\

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->'''Saul''': Why don't you just kill Badger?\\
Badger?
->'''Walter and Jesse''': ... ... ...\\



->'''Mike''': I don't know what kind of movies you've been watching, but here, in the real world, we don't kill 11 men as some kind of profilactic measure.

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->'''Mike''': I don't know what kind of movies you've been watching, but here, in the real world, we don't kill 11 men as some kind of profilactic prophylactic measure.



'''Saul''': Yeah. Old Yeller was the best, most loyal dog there ever was. I mean, everyone loved that mutt, but one day he showed up rabid and little Timmy - for Old Yeller's own sake - had to... I mean, you saw the movie.\\

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'''Saul''': Yeah. Old Yeller was the best, most loyal dog there ever was. I mean, everyone loved that mutt, but one day he showed up rabid and little Timmy - -- for Old Yeller's own sake - -- had to... I mean, you saw the movie.\\
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->Right, so the only smart way out of this was to kill all of them. I was going to have to [[AvertedTrope take the dumb way out of this]].
-->-- ''Literature/TheMurderbotDiaries''
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->''"Death solves all problems--no man, no problem."''
-->--'''Anatoly Rybakov'''
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->Are those birds outside chirping a little too loud? Well, just fucking kill them!\\
Are your loud neighbors keeping you up at night? Well just FUCKING KILL THEM!
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h5WrWncDZw 100 ACCURATE LIFE HACKS]]''', ''WebVideo/FilthyFrank''
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-->-- ''Series/BreakingBad'', [[Recap/BreakingBadS2E08BetterCallSaul "Better Call Saul"]]

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-->-- ''Series/BreakingBad'', [[Recap/BreakingBadS2E08BetterCallSaul [[Recap/BreakingBadS2E8BetterCallSaul "Better Call Saul"]]



-->-- ''Series/BreakingBad'', [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E02Madrigal "Madrigal"]]

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-->-- ''Series/BreakingBad'', [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E02Madrigal [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E2Madrigal "Madrigal"]]
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->'''Saul''': Why don't you just kill Badger?\\
->'''Walter and Jesse''': ... ... ...\\
->'''Saul''': I mean, follow me, guys, if a mosquito is buzzing around, you don't go after the mosquito's attorney, you grab a swatter, so to speak. I mean, with all due respect, do I need to spell it out for you?
-->-- ''Series/BreakingBad'', [[Recap/BreakingBadS2E08BetterCallSaul "Better Call Saul"]]

->'''Mike''': You want me to kill every man on this list?
->'''Lydia''': Whoa, that's a leap... I didn't say that... But if you think it'd be wise...
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->'''Mike''': I don't know what kind of movies you've been watching, but here, in the real world, we don't kill 11 men as some kind of profilactic measure.
-->-- ''Series/BreakingBad'', [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E02Madrigal "Madrigal"]]
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->'''Saul''': We were wondering if, uh... maybe this isn't an Old Yeller-type situation.\\
'''Walter''': Old Yeller?\\
'''Saul''': Yeah. Old Yeller was the best, most loyal dog there ever was. I mean, everyone loved that mutt, but one day he showed up rabid and little Timmy - for Old Yeller's own sake - had to... I mean, you saw the movie.\\
'''Walter''': ...You're full of colorful metaphors, aren't you, Saul? Belize, Old Yeller... just ''brimming'' with advice.
-->-- ''Series/BreakingBad'', [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E12RabidDog "Rabid Dog"]]
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->"Shoot Gandhi, and if that does not suffice to reduce them to submission, shoot a dozen leading members of Congress; and if that does not suffice, shoot 200 and so on until order is established. You will see how quickly they will collapse as soon as you make it clear that you mean business."
-->--'''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler''' to Lord Halifax in 1937

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->"Shoot ->''"Shoot Gandhi, and if that does not suffice to reduce them to submission, shoot a dozen leading members of Congress; and if that does not suffice, shoot 200 and so on until order is established. You will see how quickly they will collapse as soon as you make it clear that you mean business."
-->--'''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler'''
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-->-- '''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler'''
to Lord Halifax in 1937
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->'''Frenchie:''' [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadRunner Wile E. Coyote]]. Always chases Road Runner, always with an elaborate plan, always fails. You know, I always say, "Why do this, Coyote? All you need is an AR-15, and 'meep meep' no more."\\
'''Butcher:''' Exactly, see? We're just gonna shoot Road Runner in the fucking head.
-->-- ''Series/TheBoys2019'', [[Recap/TheBoysS0208WhatIKnow "What I Know"]]

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