History Quotes / MooseAndMapleSyrup

-->-- '''''TheDevilsDictionary'''''

-->--'''Creator/WilliamGibson''', ''SpookCountry''

->'''Mike''': Wolverine was a member of ComicBook/Alpha Flight, which is like the Canadian version of the Avengers or X-Men.\\
''Jay'': When he's stabbing people, does he keep apologizing? Since they're Canadian?\\
''Mike''': [stoned-faced] [[HaHaHaNo Ha.]]

->No one thinks of Canada as a hotbed of urban music. Canada let ''Tom Green'' have a rap career up there. ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That's true.]]) We as Americans have this impression of Canada as this clean, magical place with poverty, crime, major cities, or any other culture besides boring white people...You say you come from the 'mean streets of Canada', unless you mean you took some rough checks in hockey, Americans [[PretenderDiss will just laugh.]]

-->-- '''[[{{Rush}} Geddy Lee]]''', ''[[{{SCTV}} Take Off!]]''

-->-- '''Norb''', ''TheAngryBeavers''

-->-- '''[[SteveMartin Gavin Volure]]''', ''Series/ThirtyRock''

-->--'''Marge Simpson''', ''TheSimpsons''

-->--'''JonStewart'''

-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/13/kristen-stewart-says-that-getting-older-has-made-her-calmer/ DListed]]''' on Creator/KristenStewart

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-->--"Blame Canada", '''''SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut'''''

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->''They say 'Eh' instead of 'What' or 'Duh'\\
That's the mighty power of Canada''
-->-- '''Music/FiveIronFrenzy''', "Oh Canada"


->''They all live on donuts and moose meat\\
And they leave the house [[CrazySurvivalist without packin' heat]]\\
Never even bring their guns to the mall\\
And you know what else is too funny?\\
Their stupid ''Monopoly'' money\\
Can't take 'em seriously at all''
-->--'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Canadian Idiot"

Blame Canada!\\
They're not even a real country anyway''
-->--'''''SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut''''', "Blame Canada"

->''Hello, I'm [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin MC Canadian Stereotype]]\\
I'm aboot to get started, so let me get off the ice\\
But I don't want any trouble, and I am always polite\\
Now let's hop on my Snowmobile and I will tell you what I like\\
But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Music/AvrilLavigne\\
[[BilingualBonus Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue]]\\
Ooh boy, I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee\\
Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada it's free\\
Eh?''
--> -- Music/JonLajoie, "WTF Collective 2"

->''Take Off! To The Great White North!''\\
''Take Off! It's a beauty way to go!''
-->-- '''[[{{Rush}} Geddy Lee]]''', ''[[{{SCTV}} Take Off!]]''

->''Its a long, long way from Canada\\
A long way from snow chains''
-->-- '''Joni Mitchell''', "Dreamland"

->''Well you can tell from the way that I say 'Eh', I'm from Canada\\
We can speak the English but we do Francais, up in Canada\\
And it's full of big, hairy guys named Renee''
-->-- '''Norb''', ''TheAngryBeavers''

->It's so clean and bland! I'm ''home!''
-->--'''Marge Simpson''', ''TheSimpsons''

->If you die in Canada, you die in REAL LIFE!
-->-- ''[[http://xkcd.com/180/ Canada]]'', ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}''

->(to himself) Just be nice...just be nice...they're only Canadian, they can't help it.
-->--''WesternAnimation/GodTheDevilAndBob'', "Andy Runs Away"

-->--'''WilliamGibson''', ''SpookCountry''

->[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KvcQNeI53g Canadians are weird.]]
-->-- '''Ed''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy''

->'''Brian:''' I apologize for the condensation on my frickin' beer bottle, that's wetting the entire table. Coaster!\\
'''Lockhart:''' Summer makes gaming an endurance contest.\\
'''Brian:''' It's a geek sauna, folks.\\
'''Lockhart:''' And we're weak Canadians. It's actually only, what? 22 degrees?\\
'''Brian:''' Yeah, we're not used to the snow melting at all.\\
'''Brad:''' [[CanadaEh The huskies running our generators]] are ''sweating!''
-->-- ''Jade Regent, episode 20, from Podcast/{{RPGMP3}}''

->'''[[{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} Chugga]]''': Go be Canadian somewhere else!\\
'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': You mean ''[[ShapedLikeItself in Canada?]]'' Where we ''[[WhereDoYouThinkYouAre are right now?!]]''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'''

->'''Shepard''': I promise you, in a few months, we'll be sipping drinks back in Vancouver.\\
'''Samantha Traynor''': Vancouver? Not Paris, not Venice. ''Vancouver.''\\
'''Shepard''': It's a lovely city!\\
'''Samantha''': You never take me anywhere nice.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->'''Shepard:''' What are we having? Canadian delicacy of some sort?\\
'''Kaidan:''' Uh, sure, exactly. We have beef, bacon, we have beer...the foods of my people.
-->-- ''Mass Effect 3: [[DownloadableContent Citadel]]''

[[folder:real life]]

->I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
-->--'''JonStewart'''

->I get to go to overseas places, like [[GlobalIgnorance Canada.]]
-->--'''Music/BritneySpears'''

->You are the kindest country in the world. You are like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.
-->-- '''Creator/RobinWilliams'''

->Lovely people, Canadians. Gentle, civilized, beautiful people. 'Til you give 'em a hockey puck. Then they lose their ''freaking minds!'' I don't know why the Canadian Army bothers with tanks and guns and shit. They should just give the guys hockey sticks. 'There you are, boys. The Taliban is the puck.
-->--'''Creator/CraigFerguson'''

->Remember, Canada is bigger and it's on top. If this were prison, the USA would be Canada's bitch.
-->--'''Rick Mercer'''

->I don’t want to live in a country [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad where no one ever says anything that offends anyone]]. That’s why we have Canada.
-->-- '''Bill Maher''', ''Series/RealTimeWithBillMaher''

->The Canadians are a people of the [[TrueNeutral extreme centre]]. They have not been averse to the quiet life...nor keen to spend more money on defense or effort abroad.
-->--'''UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher'''

->They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent.
-->--'''Ann Coulter'''

->...for most Americans, Canada is sort of like a case of latent arthritis. We really don't think about it, unless it acts up.
-->--'''Pat Buchanan'''

->'''Greg Gutfield:''' The Canadian military wants to take a breather, do some yoga, pants some landscapes, run on the beach in beautiful white capri pants...Isn't this the perfect time to invade this ''ridiculous'' country?\\
'''Bill Schultz''': We have bulletproof vests, they have wonderful little red jackets that can be seen a mile away. This is not a smart culture, Greg.
-->''[[Creator/FoxNewsChannel Red Eye]]''

->O Canada, you're so adorable with your maple syrup and hockey and 'Eh's and moose. You're like North America's great big fuzzy John Candy-shaped teddy bear.
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20301_the-5-most-secretly-badass-countries.html "The 5 Most Secretly Badass Countries"]]

->The Great White North, CANADA! where you can enjoy a beautiful train ride, and go back to freezing cold temperatures, Hockey, Canadian bacon, [[SoGoodWeMentionedItTwice Hockey]], bears, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Hockey]], maple syrup, more bears, [[OverlyLongGag Hockey]]......wait, [[DontExplainTheJoke Did I mention Hockey]]?
-->-- '''ShawnMichaels''' to the Hart Dynasty, eh?

->The tragedy of Canada is that they could have enjoyed French cuisine, British culture, and American technology.\\\
Instead, they got British cuisine, American culture, and French technology.
-->--John Robert Colombo

-> The only thing more Canadian than rioting after a hockey game is apologizing for it for two weeks afterwards
--> Most popular Twitter repost following the 2011 Vancouver hockey riot.

-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-origins-wolverine-2009-part-o on]] ''XMenOriginsWolverine''

->''It's so clean and bland! I'm ''home!

-->--'''''Film/CanadianBacon'''''

!!!Fiction

!!!RealLife

->Canadians tend to get a bad rap, because Americans are more or less in charge of the world and we're jerks like that. Whenever we need affordable prescriptions, or a place to crash for a few years when they start the draft up, you're always there... and we've been less than gracious. We make fun of your flag, your baseball teams, the way you talk, and the fact that you're part French... sorry about that, honestly (er, the making fun of you part, [[BackhandedApology not the French part]]).
-->--''[[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/09/canadas_10_greatest_contributions_to_nerd-dom_1.php Topless Robot]]'', "10 Great Canadian Contributions of Nerd-Dom"

->''"They say 'Eh' instead of 'What' or 'Duh'\\

-->-- '''FiveIronFrenzy''', "Oh Canada"

->''"Its a long, long way from Canada\\
A long way from snow chains"''
-->-- '''Joni Mitchell''', "Dreamland"

->''"They all live on donuts and moose meat\\

Can't take 'em seriously at all"''

->''"Blame Canada!\\

They're not even a real country anyway"''

->''"Well you can tell from the way that I say 'Eh', I'm from Canada\\

And it's full of big, hairy guys named Renee"''

->''"It's so clean and bland! I'm ''home''!"''

->(to himself) ''"Just be nice...just be nice...they're only Canadian, they can't help it."''

->''“Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television.”''

->''"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KvcQNeI53g Canadians are weird.]]"''

->''Take Off! To The Great White North!''
->''Take Off! It's a beauty way to go!''
-->-- '''[[{{Rush}} Geddy Lee]]''', ''[[{{SCTV}} Take Off!]]''

->'''[[{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} Chugga]]''': Go be Canadian somewhere else!
->'''LetsPlay/ProtonJon''': You mean ''[[ShapedLikeItself in Canada?]]'' Where we ''[[WhereDoYouThinkYouAre are right now?!]]''

->'''Shepard''': I promise you, in a few months, we'll be sipping drinks back in Vancouver.
->'''Samantha Traynor''': Vancouver? Not Paris, not Venice. ''Vancouver.''
->'''Shepard''': It's a lovely city!
->'''Samantha''': You never take me anywhere nice.

->'''Shepard:''' What are we having? Canadian delicacy of some sort?
->'''Kaidan:''' Uh, sure, exactly. We have beef, bacon, we have beer...the foods of my people.

->''"Toronto is just like New York, but without all the stuff."''
-->-- '''[[SteveMartin Gavin Volure]]''', ''Series/ThirtyRock''

->''“I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.”''

->''“I get to go to overseas places, like [[GlobalIgnorance Canada.]]”''

->''"You are the kindest country in the world. You are like a really nice apartment over a meth lab."''

->''"Lovely people, Canadians. Gentle, civilized, beautiful people. 'Til you give 'em a hockey puck. Then they lose their ''freaking minds!'' I don't know why the Canadian Army bothers with tanks and guns and shit. They should just give the guys hockey sticks. 'There you are, boys. The Taliban is the puck."''

->''"Remember, Canada is bigger and it's on top. If this were prison, the USA would be Canada's bitch."''

->''"No one thinks of Canada as a hotbed of urban music. Canada let ''Tom Green'' have a rap career up there. ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That's true.]]) We as Americans have this impression of Canada as this clean, magical place with poverty, crime, major cities, or any other culture besides boring white people...You say you come from the 'mean streets of Canada', unless you mean you took some rough checks in hockey, Americans [[PretenderDiss will just laugh.]]"''

->''"Canadians tend to get a bad rap, because Americans are more or less in charge of the world and we're jerks like that. Whenever we need affordable prescriptions, or a place to crash for a few years when they start the draft up, you're always there... and we've been less than gracious. We make fun of your flag, your baseball teams, the way you talk, and the fact that you're part French... sorry about that, honestly (er, the making fun of you part, [[BackhandedApology not the French part]])."''

->''"I don’t want to live in a country [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad where no one ever says anything that offends anyone]]. That’s why we have Canada."''

->''"The Canadians are a people of the [[TrueNeutral extreme centre]]. They have not been averse to the quiet life...nor keen to spend more money on defense or effort abroad."''

->''"They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent."''

->''"...for most Americans, Canada is sort of like a case of latent arthritis. We really don't think about it, unless it acts up."''

-->'''''[[Creator/FoxNewsChannel Red Eye]]'''''

->''"My election platform was to build a giant robot sawblade that would cut Canada off the top and then attach it to Australia so they wouldn't bother us anymore."''

->''"O Canada, you're so adorable with your maple syrup and hockey and 'Eh's and moose. You're like North America's great big fuzzy John Candy-shaped teddy bear."''

->''"I like to imagine that Wolverine was wanted for questioning in regards to the murder of his father, and got the hell out of Canada in order to avoid being put in Igloo Jail (or whatever they have up there) by the Mounties. As anyone who watched {{WWF}} in the ’90s will no doubt recall, [[ForeignWrestlingHeel the Mountie always gets his man.]]"''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-origins-wolverine-2009-part-o on]] ''XMenOriginsWolverine''

->''The Great White North, CANADA! where you can enjoy a beautiful train ride, and go back to freezing cold temperatures, Hockey, Canadian bacon, [[SoGoodWeMentionedItTwice Hockey]], bears, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Hockey]], maple syrup, more bears, [[OverlyLongGag Hockey]]......wait, [[DontExplainTheJoke Did I mention Hockey]]?

->The tragedy of Canada is that they could have enjoyed French cuisine, British culture, and American technology.
->Instead, they got British cuisine, American culture, and French technology.

->''If you die in Canada, you die in REAL LIFE!''
-->-- ''[[http://xkcd.com/180/ Canada]]'', ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}''

-> ''Hello, I'm [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin MC Canadian Stereotype]]\\
I'm aboot to get started, so let me get off the ice\\
But I don't want any trouble, and I am always polite\\
Now let's hop on my Snowmobile and I will tell you what I like\\
But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Music/AvrilLavigne\\
[[BilingualBonus Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue]]\\
Ooh boy, I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee\\
Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada it's free\\
Eh?''
--> -- Music/JonLajoie, "WTF Collective 2"

-->'''''[[FoxNews Red Eye]]'''''

->''"No one thinks of Canada has a hotbed of urban music. Canada let ''Tom Green'' have a rap career up there. ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That's true.]]) We as Americans have this impression of Canada as this clean, magical place with poverty, crime, major cities, or any other culture besides boring white people...You say you come from the 'mean streets of Canada', unless you mean you took some rough checks in hockey, Americans [[PretenderDiss will just laugh.]]"''

->''"No one thinks of Canada has a hotbed of urban music. Canada let ''Tom Green'' have a rap career up there. ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That's true.]]) We as Americans have this impression of Canada as this clean, magical place with poverty, crime, major cities, or any other culture besides boring white people...You say you come from the 'mean streets of Canada', unless you mean you took some rough checks in hockey, Americans will just laugh."''

->''Toronto is just like New York, but without all the stuff.''

->''"Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party."''
-->-- '''Creator/RobinWilliams''', ''Live on Broadway''

->'''Bob:''' (Just be nice...just be nice...they're only Canadian, they can't help it)\\
'''Border patrolman:''' How do you do, sir? Welcome to Canada! Are you here for business or pleasure?\\
'''Bob:''' Uh, crazy story. My son ran away from home, crossed the the border, managed to get all the way to Ooskanokavook.\\
'''Patrolman:''' So, would that be "business" or "pleasure"?\\
'''Bob:''' ''Look'', man, don't get all 'Canadian' on me!

->''"No one thinks of Canada has a hotbed of urban music. Canada let ''Tom Green'' have a rap career up there. ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer That's true.]]) We as Americans have this impression of Canada as this clean, magical place with poverty, crime, major cities, or any other culture besides boring white people...You say you come from the 'mean streets of Canada', unless you mean you took some rough checks in hockey, American will just laugh."''

-->--'''''Series/GodTheDevilAndBob''''', "Andy Runs Away"