History Quotes / Mooks

23rd Nov '15 8:59:48 PM jormis29
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-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation review of SplinterCell''
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-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation review of SplinterCell'' VideoGame/SplinterCellConviction''
6th May '15 2:08:21 PM Morgenthaler
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-->--Podcast/RiffTrax, [[Film/TheBourneSeries The Bourne Identity]]
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-->--Podcast/RiffTrax, [[Film/TheBourneSeries The Bourne Identity]] ''Film/TheBourneIdentity''
25th Nov '14 11:29:10 AM nombretomado
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->''"''FinalFantasyII'' had [[{{Hellgate}} the unstoppable hellspawned footsoldiers]] of the Paramekian Empire. ''FinalFantasyVI'' had the [[{{Magitek}} MagiTek]]-powered armies of Emperor Gestahl. ''FinalFantasyVII'' had Shinra's [[BadassBureaucrat security forces]]. Each incarnation of the ''Final Fantasy'' evil imperial army has become less and less frightening until we at last hit the bottom with [[FinalFantasyVIII the Galbadian Army]]. It's baffling that Galbadia ever became an imperial power with an army of useless wimps like these guys. If you ever get a GameOver screen as a result of a run-in with these guys, you'd probably be better off playing ''[[FinalFantasyMysticQuest Mystic Quest]].'' They're more like dominoes than soldiers."''
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->''"''FinalFantasyII'' ->''"''VideoGame/FinalFantasyII'' had [[{{Hellgate}} the unstoppable hellspawned footsoldiers]] of the Paramekian Empire. ''FinalFantasyVI'' ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI'' had the [[{{Magitek}} MagiTek]]-powered armies of Emperor Gestahl. ''FinalFantasyVII'' ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' had Shinra's [[BadassBureaucrat security forces]]. Each incarnation of the ''Final Fantasy'' evil imperial army has become less and less frightening until we at last hit the bottom with [[FinalFantasyVIII [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII the Galbadian Army]]. It's baffling that Galbadia ever became an imperial power with an army of useless wimps like these guys. If you ever get a GameOver screen as a result of a run-in with these guys, you'd probably be better off playing ''[[FinalFantasyMysticQuest ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyMysticQuest Mystic Quest]].'' They're more like dominoes than soldiers."''
15th Sep '14 4:01:01 AM narm00
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->-- [[http://www.errantstory.com/2005-03-23/342 From]] ''ErrantStory''
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->-- -->-- [[http://www.errantstory.com/2005-03-23/342 From]] ''ErrantStory''

-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x2-x-men-united-2003-part-one/ on]] [[{{Film/XMen}} X2: X-Men United]]''
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-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.''[[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x2-x-men-united-2003-part-one/ on]] [[{{Film/XMen}} X2: X-Men United]]''
25th Jul '14 9:34:27 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Chris:''' Meanwhile, the guard that smacked around Magneto has gone directly from his job at a high-security government installation to a bar, where he is easily seduced by Mystique, who has turned herself into Sexy Rebecca Romijn.\\\ '''Matt:''' I know a bar is '''directly''' where Id go if I had to do that guys job.\\
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->'''Chris:''' Meanwhile, the guard that smacked around Magneto has gone directly from his job at a high-security government installation to a bar, where he is easily seduced by Mystique, who has turned herself into Sexy Rebecca Romijn.\\\ \\ '''Matt:''' I know a bar is '''directly''' '''[[INeedAFreakingDrink directly]]''' where Id go if I had to do that guys job.\\
25th Jul '14 9:34:07 PM johnnyfog
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-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x2-x-men-united-2003-part-one/ on]] [[{{Film/XMen X2: X-Men United]]''
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-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x2-x-men-united-2003-part-one/ on]] [[{{Film/XMen [[{{Film/XMen}} X2: X-Men United]]''
25th Jul '14 9:33:59 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Chris:''' Meanwhile, the guard that smacked around Magneto has gone directly from his job at a high-security government installation to a bar, where he is easily seduced by Mystique, who has turned herself into Sexy Rebecca Romijn.\\\ '''Matt:''' I know a bar is '''directly''' where Id go if I had to do that guys job.\\ '''Chris''': Yeah, I guess having to beat up a Holocaust survivor all day is a pretty good reason to drink. -->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x2-x-men-united-2003-part-one/ on]] [[{{Film/XMen X2: X-Men United]]''

->''"''FinalFantasyII'' had [[{{Hellgate}} the unstoppable hellspawned footsoldiers]] of the Paramekian Empire. ''FinalFantasyVI'' had the [[{{Magitek}} MagiTek]]-powered armies of Emperor Gestahl. ''FinalFantasyVII'' had Shinra's [[BadassBureaucrat security forces]]. Each incarnation of the ''Final Fantasy'' evil imperial army has become less and less frightening until we at last hit the bottom with [[FinalFantasyVIII the Galbadian Army]]. It's baffling that Galbadia ever became an imperial power with an army of useless wimps like these guys. If you ever get a GameOver screen as a result of a run-in with these guys, you'd probably be better off playing ''[[FinalFantasyMysticQuest Mystic Quest]]'' They're more like dominoes than soldiers."''
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->''"''FinalFantasyII'' had [[{{Hellgate}} the unstoppable hellspawned footsoldiers]] of the Paramekian Empire. ''FinalFantasyVI'' had the [[{{Magitek}} MagiTek]]-powered armies of Emperor Gestahl. ''FinalFantasyVII'' had Shinra's [[BadassBureaucrat security forces]]. Each incarnation of the ''Final Fantasy'' evil imperial army has become less and less frightening until we at last hit the bottom with [[FinalFantasyVIII the Galbadian Army]]. It's baffling that Galbadia ever became an imperial power with an army of useless wimps like these guys. If you ever get a GameOver screen as a result of a run-in with these guys, you'd probably be better off playing ''[[FinalFantasyMysticQuest Mystic Quest]]'' Quest]].'' They're more like dominoes than soldiers."''
22nd Apr '14 12:56:02 PM LongLiveHumour
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->''"Without his Storm Troopers (or his Clones) the Emperor of the ''StarWars'' universe would have been nothing more then a personal menace with a great need for a plastic surgeon and a better fashion consultant. And where would [[TheLordOfTheRings Sauron]] have been without his Orcs. The power of most Masterminds lies with their minions--the faceless hordes who exist to do (literally) only the Mastermind's bidding and work their evil upon the game world."''
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->''"Without his Storm Troopers (or his Clones) the Emperor of the ''StarWars'' universe would have been nothing more then a personal menace with a great need for a plastic surgeon and a better fashion consultant. And where would [[TheLordOfTheRings [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Sauron]] have been without his Orcs. The power of most Masterminds lies with their minions--the faceless hordes who exist to do (literally) only the Mastermind's bidding and work their evil upon the game world."''
18th Mar '14 10:03:46 AM johnnyfog
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->''"Are you inept?! Inattentive?! Weak?! [[UncleSamWantsYou Join the Sci-Fi movie army!!]]"
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->''"Are you inept?! Inattentive?! Weak?! [[UncleSamWantsYou Join the Sci-Fi movie army!!]]"army!!]]"''

->''"The other thing about the city in, say, ''[[{{VideoGame/ThiefIITheMetalAge}} Thief II]]'', is that it apparently had laxer zoning laws and you were allowed to build houses larger than the average semi-detached suburban semi, freely-explorable, where the guards take long circuitous patrols that might take you by surprise. Now the guards walk to a thing, stand with their back to the room muttering "Gee, I hope no one plays my skull like a bongo!", then walk to another thing six feet away like they forgot what they came in here for."'' -->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''[[{{VideoGame/Thief2014}} Thief]]'' (2014)
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->''"The ->''"Here's a brief list of things these guards, soldiers and career mercenaries have never been trained ''not'' to do: 1) [[EnemyChatter Stand around facing each other thing and jammer on]] about [[CardCarryingVillain how much they hate democracy and apple pie and the city in, say, ''[[{{VideoGame/ThiefIITheMetalAge}} Thief II]]'', is that it apparently had laxer zoning laws and you were allowed to build houses larger than smiles on little babies' faces]] instead of guarding the average semi-detached suburban semi, freely-explorable, fucking room. 2) Shout insults at the professional killer the they can't see but know for a fact is ''in'' the room, currently training his sights at their big flapping pottymouths. 3) After catching a glimpse of said professional killer, unload every clip of ammo [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy at the place where the guards take long circuitous patrols that might take you by surprise. Now the guards walk he used to a thing, stand be]] with their back backs to about 12 different entry points. 4) And repeatedly checking for the room muttering "Gee, I hope no one plays my skull like a bongo!", then walk to another thing six feet away like they forgot what they came professional killer in here for.the same square yard of floorspace, loudly announcing their results with every step."'' -->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''[[{{VideoGame/Thief2014}} Thief]]'' (2014) -->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation review of SplinterCell''
18th Mar '14 12:19:01 AM johnnyfog
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->''"The other thing about the city in, say, ''[[{{VideoGame/ThiefIITheMetalAge}} Thief II]]'', is that it apparently had laxer zoning laws and you were allowed to build houses larger than the average semi-detached suburban semi, freely-explorable, where the guards take long circuitous patrols that might take you by surprise. Now the guards walk to a thing, stand with their back to the room muttering "Gee, I hope no one plays my skull like a bongo!", then walk to another thing six feet away like they forgot what they came in here for."'' -->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''[[{{VideoGame/Thief2014}} Thief]]'' (2014)
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