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-> ''Coffee! Soda! Toffee! Pasta! Coffee! Soda! Give me SOMETHING!''
-->-- [[https://youtu.be/ad5TszNUVYI?t=2m29s Swordland]], ''SwordArtOnline'' OST.

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->I like the missing pieces. I don't like things too tidy. Creator/TerryGilliam heard the line "in a Portuguese saloon" [from ''The Part You Throw Away''], and he thought I was saying, "On the porch, the geese salute." That's better! I hope more people misunderstand me.
->-- ''Music/TomWaits''

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->I ->''I like the missing pieces. I don't like things too tidy. Creator/TerryGilliam heard the line "in a Portuguese saloon" [from ''The Part You Throw Away''], and he thought I was saying, "On the porch, the geese salute." That's better! I hope more people misunderstand me.
me.''
->-- ''Music/TomWaits''
'''Music/TomWaits'''



-->-- Dr. Robotnik, AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog

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-->-- Dr. Robotnik, AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog
'''Dr. Robotnik''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''



-> "Wha-what did he just say? Godzilla sucks dick?"

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-> "Wha-what ''Wha-what did he just say? Godzilla sucks dick?"dick?''


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->''"All we need is somebody to lean on," I was hearing those {{Google}} commercials as "All we need is somebody's Toys/{{amiibo}}." Then again, [[CrackIsCheaper it's truer!]]''
-->-- '''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}'''
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->''I'm a little man! (I'm a leading man)\\
[[CardCarryingVillain And I'm also evil!]] (And the lies I weave are)\\
[[RightHandCat Also into cats!]] (Oh so intricate)\\
[[KindheartedCatLover Also into cats!]] (Oh so intricate)''
-->-- Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) to Music/FallOutBoy's This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race song
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->-- ''TomWaits''

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->-- ''TomWaits''
''Music/TomWaits''
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-> "Wha-what did he just say? Godzilla sucks dick?"
-->-- '''Creator/JamesRolfe''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-Oa1n3VN5o commenting]] on a line from the japanese dub of ''Film/GodzillaAgainstMechagodzilla''
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-> ''He did a good job cleaning up the place''
-> ''But his bosses didn't like him, so they [[YouHaveFailedMe shot him in his face]]'' (into space)
-->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' first theme song, misheard and actual. [[MadScientist Not that they wouldn't be willing to]].
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-> ''Might can trollz everything.''
-->-- Mishearing of Vergil's catchphrase "Might controls everything" from ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry'', made particularly relevant by his [[ThatOneBoss infamy]].
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Dis Rifle! ([[PalsWithJesus Disciple!]])\\

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[[{{BFG}} Dis Rifle! Rifle]]! ([[PalsWithJesus Disciple!]])\\
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Kimitachi VENUS

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Kimitachi VENUS VENUS''

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->''Wow Wow [[FreudWasRight PENIS]]!''
-->-- Misheard line from "Wow Wow VENUS" by [[Music/{{BEMANI}} VENUS]]

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->''Wow Wow [[FreudWasRight PENIS]]!''
PENIS]] \\
Boku touch it PENIS \\
Wow Wow PENIS \\
Kimi touch it PENIS \\
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Wow Wow VENUS \\
Bokutachi VENUS \\
Wow Wow VENUS \\
Kimitachi VENUS
-->-- Misheard line and actual lines from "Wow Wow VENUS" by [[Music/{{BEMANI}} VENUS]]
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-->--Misheard line from "Wow Wow VENUS" by [[Music/{{BEMANI}} VENUS]]

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-->--Misheard -->-- Misheard line from "Wow Wow VENUS" by [[Music/{{BEMANI}} VENUS]]
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->Wow Wow [[FreudWasRight PENIS]]!

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->Wow ->''Wow Wow [[FreudWasRight PENIS]]! PENIS]]!''
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->Wow Wow [[FreudWasRight PENIS]]! \\

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->Wow Wow [[FreudWasRight PENIS]]! \\

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->Wow Wow [[FreudWasRight PENIS]]! \\
-->--Misheard line from "Wow Wow VENUS" by [[Music/{{BEMANI}} VENUS]]
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[[DepravedDentist A Dentist!]] ([[TheApprentice Apprentice!]])\\

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[[DepravedDentist A Dentist!]] ([[TheApprentice ([[Series/TheApprentice Apprentice!]])\\



If you love to sell pussy (If you love to sail the sea)\\
[[AmericanIdol CLAY AIKEN]]! (WEIGH ANCHOR!)\\

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If you love to to sell pussy (If you love to sail the sea)\\
[[AmericanIdol [[Series/AmericanIdol CLAY AIKEN]]! (WEIGH ANCHOR!)\\
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->'''Frank''': You gotta pay the troll toll\\
To get into this boy's hole\\
You gotta pay the troll toll to get in.
->You want this baby boy's hole\\
You gotta pay the Troll Toll--
->'''Charlie''': Dammit, Frank! You keep pronouncing it "boy's hole" when I clearly wrote "boy's soul"! Are you chewing gum while you're singing?! Spit it out!
-->--'''ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''', ''[[MusicalEpisode The Nightman Cometh]]''

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->''[[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Hampster!]] ([[TheObiWan Master!]])\\
[[DepravedDentist A Dentist!]] ([[WakeUpGoToSchoolSaveTheWorld Apprentice!]])\\

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->''[[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Hampster!]] ([[TheObiWan ([[TheMentor Master!]])\\
[[DepravedDentist A Dentist!]] ([[WakeUpGoToSchoolSaveTheWorld ([[TheApprentice Apprentice!]])\\



CLAY AIKEN! (WEIGH ANCHOR!)\\

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[[AmericanIdol CLAY AIKEN! AIKEN]]! (WEIGH ANCHOR!)\\



Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea Mulan!

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Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea Mulan!Disney/{{Mulan}}!



Honour and pay for each but there is no answer\\

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Honour Honor and pay for each but there is no answer\\
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->Barenaked Ladies, ''Testing 1-2-3''

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->Barenaked -->-- Barenaked Ladies, ''Testing 1-2-3''



->Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for Music/{{Nightwish}}'s Wishmaster song

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->Misheard -->-- Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for Music/{{Nightwish}}'s Wishmaster song



-->Dr. Robotnik, AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog

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-->Dr.-->-- Dr. Robotnik, AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog



We're touching black fags wherever we go! (Wind at your back, lads, wherever you go!)\\
-->Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for LazyTown's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI You Are A Pirate]]

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We're touching black fags wherever we go! (Wind at your back, lads, wherever you go!)\\
-->Misheard
go!)
-->-- Misheard
Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for LazyTown's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI You Are A Pirate]]



Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea Mulan!\\
--> "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_AJmVWF2LI The End Begins]]", VideoGame/GodOfWar 2

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Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea Mulan!\\
-->
Mulan!
-->--
"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_AJmVWF2LI The End Begins]]", VideoGame/GodOfWar 2



DENNNNIS!\\
--> "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cneztcvUMcY Ghetsis Theme]]", VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite

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DENNNNIS!\\
-->
DENNNNIS!
-->--
"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cneztcvUMcY Ghetsis Theme]]", VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite



For experience to be made by mistake\\
--> Misheard Lyrics followed by Actual Lyrics for the distorted section at the beginning of "Bent Cold Sidewalk" from Tangerine Dream's "Cyclone"

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For experience to be made by mistake\\
-->
mistake
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Misheard Lyrics followed by Actual Lyrics for the distorted section at the beginning of "Bent Cold Sidewalk" from Tangerine Dream's "Cyclone"
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-> We had lots of the dreams, all creatures were most exploited\\
Honour and pay for each but there is no answer\\
We wind up and slip in through a trained ferret.\\
We are lots of the shit\\
But only been there three answers\\
before I caught the question\\
And slowly, I wish myself a long dream\\
but cannot hear myself wishing\\
We had lots of the people, who are the dreams, the ground receptive\\
Inquire to the poured concrete\\
Slowly, but there is no answer, or if there is, we don't understand...\\
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When i talk to the trees\\
O'great trees who have learned to speak slowly\\
I know that they believe that they have an answer\\
Then i walk in the city where i cannot hear it\\
When i talk to the city\\
I have already learned three answers\\
Before i call the question\\
And slowly, i wish myself among trees\\
But can not hear myself wishing\\
When i talk to the people\\
Who are the trees that grow in the city\\
They reply with a fond kindness, slowly\\
But there is no answer\\
For experience to be made by mistake\\
--> Misheard Lyrics followed by Actual Lyrics for the distorted section at the beginning of "Bent Cold Sidewalk" from Tangerine Dream's "Cyclone"

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-> DENNNNIS!\\
DENNNNIS!\\
DENNNNIS!\\
DENNNNIS!\\
--> "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cneztcvUMcY Ghetsis Theme]]", VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite

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->I like the missing pieces. I don't like things too tidy. TerryGilliam heard the line "in a Portuguese saloon" [from ''The Part You Throw Away''], and he thought I was saying, "On the porch, the geese salute." That's better! I hope more people misunderstand me.

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->I like the missing pieces. I don't like things too tidy. TerryGilliam Creator/TerryGilliam heard the line "in a Portuguese saloon" [from ''The Part You Throw Away''], and he thought I was saying, "On the porch, the geese salute." That's better! I hope more people misunderstand me.



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--> "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_AJmVWF2LI The End Begins]]", GodOfWar 2

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--> "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_AJmVWF2LI The End Begins]]", GodOfWar VideoGame/GodOfWar 2
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And me, [[Comicbook/{{Aquaman}} the Fishmaster!]] ([[In me, the [[TheHero Wishmaster!]])''

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And me, [[Comicbook/{{Aquaman}} the Fishmaster!]] ([[In (In me, the [[TheHero Wishmaster!]])''
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->Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for {{Nightwish}}'s Wishmaster song

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->Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for {{Nightwish}}'s Music/{{Nightwish}}'s Wishmaster song
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And me, [[Comicbook/{{Aquaman}} the Fishmaster!]] ([[HoYay In me]], the [[TheHero Wishmaster!]])''

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And me, [[Comicbook/{{Aquaman}} the Fishmaster!]] ([[HoYay In me]], ([[In me, the [[TheHero Wishmaster!]])''

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->Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for LazyTown's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI You Are A Pirate]]

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->Misheard -->Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for LazyTown's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI You Are A Pirate]]Pirate]]

-> Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!\\
Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!\\
Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea!\\
Hold! Devil's! Pot of Tea Mulan!\\
--> "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_AJmVWF2LI The End Begins]]", GodOfWar 2
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And me, [[AquaMan the Fishmaster!]] ([[HoYay In me]], the [[TheHero Wishmaster!]])''

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And me, [[AquaMan [[Comicbook/{{Aquaman}} the Fishmaster!]] ([[HoYay In me]], the [[TheHero Wishmaster!]])''
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Dickity pregnant dick dickity fags! (Dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!)

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Dickity pregnant dick dickity fags! (Dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!)(Dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!)\\

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Ah, the internet.


And me, [[AquaMan the Fishmaster!]] (In me, the [[TheHero Wishmaster!]])''

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And me, [[AquaMan the Fishmaster!]] (In me, ([[HoYay In me]], the [[TheHero Wishmaster!]])''


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->Fagateer! (Bucanneer!)\\
We got us some meth! (We got us a map!)\\
If you love to sell pussy (If you love to sail the sea)\\
CLAY AIKEN! (WEIGH ANCHOR!)\\
Dickity pregnant dick dickity fags! (Dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!)
Hang the black fag at the end of the mast! (Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!)\\
Fuck yeah!!!!!!!! (Again!!)\\
Land WHORE!!! (Land HO!!!)\\
We're touching black fags wherever we go! (Wind at your back, lads, wherever you go!)\\
->Misheard Lyrics and (Actual Lyrics) for LazyTown's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI You Are A Pirate]]
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->''Snoo [[MemeticMutation PINGAS]] usual, I see!''
-->Dr. Robotnik, AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog

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