History Quotes / MistakenForGay

'''Hitomi:''' [[SchoolgirlLesbians You're both girls!]] [Runs away] Girls can't love girls, girls can't love girls, girls can't love girls!

->'''Hitomi:''' For you two [Madoka and Sayaka] to have gotten so close in just ''one'' night- '''what did you do after I left yestderday'''?!\\

'''Minion''': Lord Freeza! Vegeta's broken out of the healing tan-''[explodes]''\\

-->--''PoliceAcademy 2''

'''Chie''': NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithWhat!\\

'''Chie''': Not that there's anything wrong with that!\\

-->-- ''Series/MotherAndSon'', "The Boyfriend''

-->--''WhoseLineIsItAnyway''

-->--'''T.J. Hicks''', ''DeuceBigalow''

-->--BowsersKingdom, episode 2

-->'''Liz''': People ask me, "What's wrong with your brother-in-law? Is he gay?"
-->'''Arthur''': And what do you say?
-->'''Liz''': I say, "I honestly don't know." I say, "I don't think so, but it's hard to tell these days."
-->'''Arthur''': Well, thanks!
-->'''Liz''': Face facts, Arthur - a man your age, living with his mother, doesn't go out with women, does all the cooking - what else is one to think?
-->'''Arthur''': Perhaps one could think that here is a man who, for a change, puts his mother's welfare ahead of trying to prove his own manhood by chasing after everything in a skirt that moves!
-->'''Liz''': No, that's far too complicated. They'll just think you're gay.
-->'''Maggie''': (''walking in from the kitchen'') Who's gay?
-->'''Arthur''': I am, apparently!
-->'''Maggie''': Oh, no, Arthur. [[HaveAGayOldTime You've been very down in the dumps lately. Not at all the gay little boy you used to be]].

-->-- ''WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}}'s [[VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} Big Long Persona 4 Comic]]''

-->--''{{Seinfeld}}''

-->-- ''WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}}'s [[VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} Big Long Persona 4 Comic]]

-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged''

'''Zarbon''': Well I need to call my girlfriend.\\

'''Customer''': You motherfuckers need Jesus!

-->-- ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI9hgp32-f0 Episode 2]]

-->--''DoctorWho'', "Let's Kill Hitler"

->--''PoliceAcademy 2''

->'''Gordon:''' Come on, touch my breast. Just one.
'''Coleman:''' I knew it!
'''West:''' Now touch my breast. See, that's what a breast is supposed to feel like. Now touch yourself.

-->-- '''Film/WildWildWest'''

'''Mels''': Penny in the air.

-->'''Scott''': I'm in love with my pen pal! I'm in love with Mike!
-->'''Cooper''': Okay, okay. You know what? I was actually expecting this. And frankly, listen, I'm flattered that you picked me to come out to first. And don't worry about telling your folks, cause, eh, I think they already know.
-->'''Scott''': No, you idiot, Mike is a girl!
-->'''Cooper''': No, no, no, I get it, yeah. [[{{Seme}} He's the girl]], [[{{Uke}} you're the girl]]. Sometimes you're both the girl. Right, right? That's hot. But, you know, whatever works for you. I'm not gonna judge it.

->'''Dean:''' Of course, the most troubling question is [[RelativeError why do these people assume we're gay?]]
->'''Sam:''' Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating.

->'''Cpt. Peter Lassard:''' I need to get my hands on some healthy young men.
->'''Cmd. Eric Lassard:''' ''(awkward)'' ...I guess there are places you could go ...certain bars and so on...
->'''Cpt. Peter Lassard:''' Eric, what are you talking about?
->'''Cmd. Eric Lassard:''' Does Margret know about this?
->'''Cpt. Peter Lassard:''' Eric, I'm in trouble here and I need some new recruits!
->'''Cmd. Eric Lassard:''' Oooooh! ''That's easy!''

->'''Val:''' Hope you don't mind my saying, Doctor, but you look ever so sweet. You and your partner and the baby.
->'''Doctor:''' "Partner." Yes, I like it. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Is it better than companion?]]
->'''Val:''' Sounds old-fashioned. There's no need to be coy, not in this day and age.

->'''Mels''': Come on. Seriously. It's got to be you two. Oh cut to the song, it's getting boring.
->'''Amy''': Nice thought, okay? But completely impossible.
->'''Rory''': Yeah. Impossible.
->'''Amy''': I'd love to. He's gorgeous. He's my favorite guy. But he's, you know—
->'''Rory''': —a friend.
->'''Amy''': —gay.
->'''Rory''': I'm not gay.
->'''Amy''': Yes you are.
->'''Rory''': No. No I'm not.
->'''Amy''': Of course you are, don't be stupid. In the whole time I've known you, when have you shown the ''slightest'' interest in a '''girl'''?
->'''Mels''': Penny in the air.
->'''Amy''': I mean I've known you for what, ten years? I've seen you practically every day. Name ''one'' girl you've paid the ''slightest'' bit of attention to. ''[Rory's mouth opens, closes, opens...and he runs out of the room. Realisation plays over Amy's face]''. ...Oh my God! Rory! ''[She runs after him]''.
->'''Mels''': And the penny drops.

'''Hal and Jeff''': Ahhhhhh!
->'''Frank the Magikoopa''': What are you.... Gay?!

-> "I'm just saying," Michael continued without malice, bending to do something delicate and ornate with the fuel pump, "that certain… traits have been called to my attention and I just wanted to let you know that it makes absolutely no difference in our friendship. You are the same man that I met and respected years ago."
-> "Thank you, Michael, that means a lot to me," Harry said sincerely. "It would probably mean much more if I were actually gay."

->'''Jay Cutler:''' So Rodgers, I suppose that makes you sort of “[[{{Pun}} bye-curious]]?”
->'''Ben Roethlisberger:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HE’S GAY.]]
->'''Aaron Rodgers:''' I AM NOT GAY. WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS JUNK ALREADY
->'''Tom Brady:''' Sounds to me like you’ve been UNDER someone’s junk already.

->'''Hitomi:''' For you two [Madoka and Sayaka] to have gotten so close in just ''one'' night- '''what did you do after I left yestderday'''?!
->'''Sayaka:''' [[LampshadeHanging I can't believe she's going there...]]
->'''Hitomi:''' [[SchoolgirlLesbians You're both girls!]] [Runs away] Girls can't love girls, girls can't love girls, girls can't love girls!

-->-- ''Film/Eurotrip''

Bert and Ernie are best friends. They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves. Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics... they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation. ”

-->-- Sesame Workshop statement, August 11, 2011 (issued in response to a Change.org petition to have Bert and Ernie marry which circulated shortly after gay marriage was legalized in the state of New York) [5]