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->'''Simon:''' If there's no body, there's no crime.
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->'''Nathan:''' SAVE ME, BARRY!!
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->[[spoiler: Curtis: There are no happy endings. It's zombie noir, innit?]]

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->[[spoiler: Curtis: '''Curtis''': There are no happy endings. It's zombie noir, innit?]]
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->'''Simon:''' I pissed through the letterbox."

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->'''Simon:''' I pissed through the letterbox."



->'''Jess:''' Will you please shut the f**k up, and let me p**s myself?!

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->'''Jess:''' Will you please shut the f**k fuck up, and let me p**s piss myself?!



->'''Rudy:''' If you want to get psychological, I'd guess Freud would say I wanted to f**k my mum. And I'd say, 'Freud, are you serious, have you seen me mum lately? Maybe Auntie Barbara'.

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->'''Rudy:''' If you want to get psychological, I'd guess Freud would say I wanted to f**k fuck my mum. And I'd say, 'Freud, are you serious, have you seen me mum lately? Maybe Auntie Barbara'.
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->'''Kelly:''' This girl called me a s**g, yeah, so I slapped her.

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->'''Kelly:''' This girl called me a s**g, slag, yeah, so I slapped her.



->'''Mike:''' Don't be a w****r.

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->'''Mike:''' Don't be a w****r.wanker.



->'''Simon:''' I p****d through the letterbox."

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->'''Simon:''' I p****d pissed through the letterbox."



->'''Rudy:''' You f**k with me, I'll f**k you straight back with a cherry on top!

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->'''Rudy:''' You f**k fuck with me, I'll f**k fuck you straight back with a cherry on top!

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->'''Kelly:''' Granny-fooker!
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->'''Mike:''' Don't be a w****r.
->'''Nathan:''' Thanks for the fatherly advice. I feel all warm inside.
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->'''Curtis:''' No matter what I do, the ones I love, will always be the ones who pay.
->'''Sam:''' Is that from Spiderman? You're dumping me with a line from Spiderman?!
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->'''Nathan:''' We were so beautiful!
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->'''Kelly:''' I ain't got a problem with you, apart from you being a flesh-eating zombie.
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->'''Rudy:''' If you want to get psychological, I'd guess Freud would say I wanted to f**k my mum. And I'd say, 'Freud, are you serious, have you see me mum lately? Maybe Auntie Barbara'.

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->'''Rudy:''' If you want to get psychological, I'd guess Freud would say I wanted to f**k my mum. And I'd say, 'Freud, are you serious, have you see seen me mum lately? Maybe Auntie Barbara'.

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->'''Rudy:''' If you want to get psychological, I'd guess Freud would say I wanted to f**k my mum. And I'd say, 'Freud, are you serious, have you see me mum lately? Maybe Auntie Barbara'.
->'''Rudy Too:''' Auntie Barbara's dead.
->'''Rudy:''' Well, I guess that means she's off the menu.
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->'''Finn:''' We forgot the remote for the T.V!
->'''Jess:''' And for a guy, that's like losing a testicle?
->'''Finn:''' It's like losing three testicles!
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->'''Curtis:''' Step-Mother sucker....sweet.
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->'''[[spoiler: Rudy Three:]]''' I'll show you mine, if you show me yours. And I'm talking about secrets here, not genitals.
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->'''Rudy:''' Are you sure we can't manufacture some kind of a happy ending?
->[[spoiler: Curtis: There are no happy endings. It's zombie noir, innit?]]
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->'''Simon:''' And I thought, 'The cat didn't bully me at school', so....I put the fire out.
->'''Sally:''' How?
->'''Simon:''' I p****d through the letterbox."
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->'''Nathan:''' Did you suddenly grow a set of balls or something?
->'''Simon:''' I've always had balls, you've just never seen them!
->'''Nathan:''' That is the gayest thing I've ever heard.
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->'''Nathan:''' For £20 extra, I'll let you tie me up, and hit my balls with a cactus.
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->'''Simon:''' Remove the tattoos, or I open the nuts!
->'''Vince:''' Put your nuts on the floor.
->'''Simon:''' Want some? Dry-roasted.
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->'''Rudy:''' You f**k with me, I'll f**k you straight back with a cherry on top!
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->'''Alisha:''' I'm going to see what she's doing!
->'''Rudy:''' Oh right, we'll just untie our hands and remove the nooses from around our necks.
->'''Alisha:''' No, it's my power, I can put myself in other people's shoes.
->'''Rudy:''' Do you have to be wearing their shoes to do that?
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->'''Jess:''' Will you please shut the f**k up, and let me p**s myself?!
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->'''Nathan:''' So how did you end up in Community Service?
->'''Kelly:''' This girl called me a s**g, yeah, so I slapped her.
->'''Nathan:''' Ah. Was this on the Jeremy Kyle show?
->'''Kelly:''' No, it was in Argos.
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