History Quotes / MillionToOneChance

29th Mar '16 4:50:24 AM TheOneWhoTropes
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-->--''GurrenLagann'' Episode 22

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-->--''GurrenLagann'' -->--''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' Episode 22
14th Mar '16 2:02:17 PM TheCuza
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-->'''Kramer''', ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'', "The Fusilli Jerry"

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-->'''Kramer''', -->-- '''Kramer''', ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'', "The Fusilli Jerry"
14th Mar '16 2:02:03 PM TheCuza
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->''Have you ever '''met''' a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away, '''plant''' yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard! See, no one wants to admit to them that they '''stuck''' something [[AssShove up there]]. Never. It's '''always''' an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: 'It was a million to one shot, Doc! Million to one!'"''
-->'''Kramer''', ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'', "The Fusilli Jerry"
11th Jun '15 4:59:39 PM nombretomado
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-->--[[DanGreen Chief Taiga]] GaoGaiGar

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-->--[[DanGreen Chief Taiga]] GaoGaiGar
Anime/GaoGaiGar
27th Jan '15 4:28:22 AM Hylarn
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->'''Bunty:''' The chances of us getting out of here are about a million to one!
->'''Ginger:''' Then there's still a chance.

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->'''Bunty:''' The chances of us getting out of here are about a million to one!
->'''Ginger:'''
one!\\
'''Ginger:'''
Then there's still a chance.



->''"The chances of [[AlienInvasion anything coming from Mars]]''
->''Are a million to one," [[GenreBlind he said]]''
->''The chances of anything coming from Mars''
->''Are a million to one.''
->''[[OhCrap But still, they come!]]''

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->''"The chances of [[AlienInvasion anything coming from Mars]]''
->''Are
Mars]]''\\
''Are
a million to one," [[GenreBlind he said]]''
->''The
said]]''\\
''The
chances of anything coming from Mars''
->''Are
Mars''\\
''Are
a million to one.''
->''[[OhCrap
''\\
''[[OhCrap
But still, they come!]]''



->Sergeant Colon looked wretched. "''Weeell'', what if it's not a million-to-one chance?" he said.
->Nobby stared at him.
->"What d'you mean?" he said.
->"Well, all ''right'', last desperate million-to-one chances always work, right, no problem, but...well, it's pretty wossname, specific. I mean, isn't it?"
->"You tell me," said Nobby.
->"What if it's just a thousand-to-one chance?" said Colon agonizedly.
->"What?"
->"Anyone ever heard of a thousand-to-one shot coming up?"
->Carrot looked up. "Don't be daft, Sergeant," he said. "No one ever saw a thousand-to-one chance come up. The odds against it are—" his lips moved—"millions to one."
->"Yeah. Millions," agreed Nobby.
->"So it'd only work if it's your actual million-to-one chance," said the sergeant.
->"I suppose that's right," said Nobby.
->"So 999,943-to-one, for example—" Colon began.
->Carrot shook his head. "Wouldn't have a hope. No one ever said, 'It's a 999,943-to-one chance but it just might work.'"

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->Sergeant Colon looked wretched. "''Weeell'', what if it's not a million-to-one chance?" he said. \n->Nobby \\
Nobby
stared at him.
->"What
him.\\
"What
d'you mean?" he said.
->"Well,
said.\\
"Well,
all ''right'', last desperate million-to-one chances always work, right, no problem, but...well, it's pretty wossname, specific. I mean, isn't it?"
->"You
it?"\\
"You
tell me," said Nobby.
->"What
Nobby.\\
"What
if it's just a thousand-to-one chance?" said Colon agonizedly.
->"What?"
->"Anyone
agonizedly.\\
"What?"\\
"Anyone
ever heard of a thousand-to-one shot coming up?"
->Carrot
up?"\\
Carrot
looked up. "Don't be daft, Sergeant," he said. "No one ever saw a thousand-to-one chance come up. The odds against it are—" his lips moved—"millions to one."
->"Yeah.
"\\
"Yeah.
Millions," agreed Nobby.
->"So
Nobby.\\
"So
it'd only work if it's your actual million-to-one chance," said the sergeant.
->"I
sergeant.\\
"I
suppose that's right," said Nobby.
->"So
Nobby.\\
"So
999,943-to-one, for example—" Colon began.
->Carrot
began.\\
Carrot
shook his head. "Wouldn't have a hope. No one ever said, 'It's a 999,943-to-one chance but it just might work.'"



->'''Nia''': The likelihood of that is infinitely close to zero.
->'''Simon''': Maybe, but it isn't zero. As far as I'm concerned, that makes it the same as a 100% chance.

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->'''Nia''': The likelihood of that is infinitely close to zero.
->'''Simon''':
zero.\\
'''Simon''':
Maybe, but it isn't zero. As far as I'm concerned, that makes it the same as a 100% chance.
28th May '14 2:26:30 PM BlackKnight359
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->''"The chances of anything coming from Mars''

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->''"The chances of [[AlienInvasion anything coming from Mars''Mars]]''
28th May '14 2:25:20 PM BlackKnight359
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->''"The chances of anything coming from Mars''
->''Are a million to one," [[GenreBlind he said]]''



->''Are a million to one''
->''But still, they come!''

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->''Are a million to one''
->''But
one.''
->''[[OhCrap But
still, they come!''come!]]''
21st Feb '14 3:02:51 AM johnnye
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->'''Nia''': The likelihood of that is infinitely close to zero.
->'''Simon''': Maybe, but it isn't zero. As far as I'm concerned, that makes it the same as a 100% chance.
-->--''GurrenLagann'' Episode 22
14th Feb '14 1:20:32 PM Specialist290
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->"Fate laughs at probabilities."
-->--''[[Creator/EdwardBulwerLytton Eugene Aram]]''
17th Jan '14 5:09:23 AM CassandraLeo
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-->--'''''{{Discworld}}'''''

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-->--'''''{{Discworld}}'''''
-->--''Discworld/GuardsGuards''
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