History Quotes / MemeticMoleSter

-->-- ''Podcast/RiffTrax'', on [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]]

-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''' [[http://joshreads.com/?p=23233 ]] ''ComicStrip/{{Blondie}}''

->'''David''': That’s the thing, this makes perfect sense in-character for [[{{Film/Superman}} the Donner Superman]], right down to the snooping on Lois.

-->--[[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Handbanana not being subtle.]]

-->-- '''Luciene''', on portraits of ''UsefulNotes/WilliamGladstone''

-->-- '''Senor Koquonfaes''', from [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee's]] [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3112-Nintendo-3DS review]] of the UsefulNotes/Nintendo3DS

[[AC:Fan Fiction]]

-->-- ''Fanfic/ItsForAGoodCauseISwear'', a ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' fanfic. [[note]]Orochimaru is well-known for [[BodySurf Body Surfing]], so ItMakesSenseInContext (but is just as disturbing).[[/note]]

-->--'''Website/YouTube commenter''' on [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Gengetu's]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxmaw-8UCn0 final attack]].

-->-- ''It's For a Good Cause, I Swear!'', a ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' fanfic. [[note]]Orochimaru is well-known for [[BodySurf Body Surfing]], so ItMakesSenseInContext (but is just as disturbing).[[/note]]

-->-- ''WebVideo/DarkSimpsons'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnKMHBcNjOg Michael Jackson]]

-->-- ''LetsPlay/PewDiePie'', while playing ''VideoGame/AoOni'' [[note]][[EarWorm Shut up and sleep with me. I know you want to sleep with me.]][[/note]]

-->--'''Website/SFDebris''' on Anders of ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

-->-- '''Luciene''', on portraits of ''William Gladstone''

->"Actually, am I the only one who's freaked out by this? A tall, bearded man with an evil grin is following a little boy around, offering him treats and saying he can make all his wishes come true.\\

-->--'''Cell''', while absorbing Piccolo's arm, ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged''

->Yeah, so he makes unwanted advances on me, gets all bent out of shape if I refuse to reciprocate that towards him, and then ''before we even '''reach the door,''' '' begins making lewd comments to this woman about [[DudeNotFunny the sex life she has with her dead husband!]] What the ''hell,'' Bioware?! In your effort to show your progressive nature, you decided to send us into the Deep Roads with [[Creator/TheWeinsteinCompany Harvey Weinstein!]] [SarcasticClapping] Nice ''fucking'' job, assholes!

->Yeah, so he makes unwanted advances on me, gets all bent out of shape if I refuse to reciprocate that towards him, and then ''before we even '''reach the door,''' '' begins making lewd comments to this woman about [[DudeNotFunny the sex life she has with her dead husband!]] What the ''hell,'' Bioware?! If your effort to show your progressive nature, you decided to send us into the Deep Roads with [[Creator/TheWeinsteinCompany Harvey Weinstein!]] [SarcasticClapping] Nice ''fucking'' job, assholes!

->''"JESUS, HE'S IN MY HOUSE! ...okay, so ''that's'' terrifying. In the movies, the villains are in it for the valuables; but here, they seem to be only interested in-- [[PaedoHunt Kevin]]. Where's [[Series/{{Dateline}} Chris Hansen]] and that suspiciously-benign plate of cookies when you need 'em?"''
-->--'''WebVideo/JonTron''' plays ''Film/HomeAlone'' for the NES

->''"It's unclear if the diner is named after the man, or vice versa, but [[FunPersonified zany]] Max, with his round 90' s glasses and tower of frizzy hair, certainly fits the bill. A magician who can't so much as hand out a menu without magicking it from his 'empty' palm, he's now cursed with the tedious, but honestly, often-correct assumption that any wacky adult character in an old sitcom is, with 21st century hindsight, a predatory paedophile."''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''' on ''Series/SavedByTheBell'', ''So Excited, So Scared''

->''"Zack is pimping out his friend to help fix her debt, and when she says she feels cheap, his response is 'You're not cheap. [[NoSympathy We made $36]].'\\\
Which if you adjust for 1989 dollars is still ''child prostitution.''"''
-->-- '''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-saved-by-bell-plots-that-prove-zack-sociopath_p2/#ixzz2f4M0K500 on]] ''Series/SavedByTheBell''

->''"Anthropologists tend to see distinctions between societies that enforce rules of social conduct based on guilt and those that enforce them based on shame. They should probably study wherever it is Dagwood came from, since he is clearly capable of neither."''
-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''' [[http://joshreads.com/?p=23233 ]] ''ComicStrip/{{Blondie}}''

->'''Chris:''' I cannot even fathom how someone would arrive at a conclusion like “hey, let’s relaunch Superman into movies by giving him a son that he doesn’t know about that [[MamasBabyPapasMaybe some other dude raises for five years]].” At the very least, it’s pretty awful for Lois, because either she knows or suspects that it’s Superman’s and is both lying to Richard and writing articles about how [[BoomerangBigot the world doesn’t need people like her son]], or she doesn’t know because Superman erased her memory after they had sex, which is F***ING HORRIFYING.
->'''David''': That’s the thing, this makes perfect sense in-character for [[{{Film/Superman}} the Donner Superman]], right down to the snooping on Lois.
->'''Chris''': And this movie pretty much proves that if you’re even slightly less charming than Creator/ChristopherReeve, it’s impossible to pull it off. Case in point: The first time he meets Richard, Clark gives him this absolute [[KubrickStare death-stare.]]
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-superman-returns-2006-part-one/ on]] ''Film/SupermanReturns''

->''"Tucker appears to be a big phony which may be due to [[Creator/JeffBridges [Jeff] Bridges]]. Bridges always has this broad fake grin which borders on creepy. Maybe [[Creator/FrancisFordCoppola Coppola]] told Bridges to always be jocular but it comes off as Bridges hamming it up. He just doesn’t come off as a real person when he only has one expression and that is to blow up the wide angle lens with a toothy pervy grin."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2013/02/12/tucker-the-man-and-his-dream-1988-francis-ford-coppola/ on]] ''[[Film/TuckerTheManAndHisDream Tucker: The Man and His Dream]]'' (1988)

->"Tonight. '''''YOU.'''''"
-->--[[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Handbanana not being subtle.]]

->"That look is from the 'Guy You Alert the Flight Attendant About' collection."
->(Later) "''That'' look from the 'Guy In Car Peeping In On Yoga Class Through Binoculars' collection!"
-->-- ''Podcast/RiffTrax'', on [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]]

->"You're crazy. I like that."
-->--[[WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon Ruffnut in seductress mode]]

->"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is rape, and I am the sun."
-->--Website/{{Fark}} [[http://www.fark.com/comments/5594071/ headline]], 2010-09-02

->"I'M WATCHING YOU!"
-->-- '''Senor Koquonfaes''', from [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee's]] [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3112-Nintendo-3DS review]] of the UsefulNotes/Nintendo3DS

->[[AC:I know you feel this.]]\\
[[AC:[[ILoveTheDead Preserve Shepard's body if possible]].]]\\
[[AC:Shepard, submit now.]]\\
[[AC:Struggle if you wish, your mind will be mine.]]\\
[[AC:I will find you again.]]
-->-- '''Harbinger''' brings the NoYay, ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''Jecht''': Come on, come on, come on, come on!
->'''Terra''': Get away!
-->-- Typical fight scene in ''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy''

->'''Jecht''': You better not cry, you'll make me uncomfortable.
-->-- Jecht again, when facing off against Terra.

->"Leeron is gay. He is so gay. Gay. He loves my asshole. Asshole."
-->-- '''Leeron's theme song''', ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''

->Entrust your heart to me... I shall purify you.\\
Humans are such fragile creatures. When we're naked like this, anxiety overcomes us. And species that defy their instincts...
-->-- '''Ragyo Kiryuin''', ''Anime/KillLaKill'', [[ParentalIncest creeping on her own daughter]].

->Humans are such fragile creatures. When we're naked like this, anxiety overcomes us. And species that defy their instincts...
-->-- '''Ragyo Kiryuin''', ''Anime/KillLaKill''

->"I was born to rape."
-->--Joseph Fritzl

-->-- '''Senor Koquonfaes''', from [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee's]] [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3112-Nintendo-3DS review]] of the Nintendo3DS

-->-- ''PewDiePie'', while playing ''VideoGame/AoOni'' [[note]][[EarWorm Shut up and sleep with me. I know you want to sleep with me.]][[/note]]

-->--{{Fark}} [[http://www.fark.com/comments/5594071/ headline]], 2010-09-02