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->'''Metro Man:''' Good Lord... I'm trapped!

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->'''Metro Man:''' Good ''Good Lord... I'm trapped!trapped!''



->'''Metro Man:''' You mad genius! Your dark gift has finally... ''paid off!''

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->'''Metro Man:''' You ''You mad genius! Your dark gift has finally... ''paid paid off!''



->'''Metro Man:''' This dome... is obviously lined... with ''copper!''

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->'''Metro Man:''' This ''This dome... is obviously lined... with ''copper!''copper!''



->'''Metro Man:''' Copper... drains... my powers!

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->'''Metro Man:''' Copper...''Copper... drains... my powers!powers!''
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->'''Minion: Thank you!

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->'''Minion: ->'''Minion:''' Thank you!

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->Can someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?

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->Can ->'''Megamind:''' My spider bite is acting up!
->'''Roxanne:''' Your plan is failing! Just admit it.
->'''Minion:''' Yeah, good luck with ''that'' one.
->'''Megamind:''' ...Whose side are you on?
->'''Roxanne:''' The ''losing'' side.
->'''Minion: Thank you!
->'''Roxanne:''' Uh, could
someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?card?
->'''Megamind:''' Ohohohohoho... you of all people know we discontinued that promotion. Ciao ciao, all!
->'''Roxanne:''' Same time next week?


->He was always there for us. Dependable. Perhaps we took him for granted. You know, maybe, we never really know how good we have it until it's gone. We miss you, Metro Man. I miss you. And I have just one question for Megamind: Are you happy now? This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting from a city without a hero. Coming up next, are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know.



->He was always there for us. Dependable. Perhaps we took him for granted. You know, maybe, we never really know how good we have it until it's gone. We miss you, Metro Man. I miss you. And I have just one question for Megamind: Are you happy now? This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting from a city without a hero. Coming up next, are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know.
-->--'''Roxanne Ritchi'''


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->'''Megamind:''' '''''HAL SCHTEWART! PREPARE FOR YOUR DESTINY!'''' ...Hal? Hal Schtewart? Am I saying it right?
->'''Minion:''' Hal ''Stewart.''
->'''Megamind:''' ''Ahhh.''
->'''Hal:''' AH! Is this a robbery?! 'Cause the lady across the hall has ''way'' better stuff than me!
->'''Megamind:''' Oh, look! It's Hal Stewart! Quick, the spray!
->'''Hal:''' ''(screams)''
->'''Minion:''' Oops, all out.
->'''Megamind:''' Well, use the Forget-Me-Stick.
->'''Minion:''' Oh, right! ''(THWACK!)''
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->'''Megamind:''' ''HONESTLY!''

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->'''Megamind:''' ''HONESTLY!'''''''HONESTLY!'''''
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->'''Hal:''' Wow! Okay, the stuff they make you read on air is un-freakin'-believable. It's crazy.
->'''Roxanne:''' I wrote that piece myself, Hal.
->'''Hal:''' ...What I was trying to say, was... I can't believe that, in our modern society, they let, like, actual art get onto the news.
->'''Roxanne:''' Nice save, Hal.
->'''Hal:''' What are we? Like, let's just get a coffee or something.
->'''Roxanne:''' Come on! It's time to get into the Metro Man Day spirit!
->'''Hal:''' Well, if I were Metro Man, Megamind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time! That's the first thing.
->'''Roxanne:''' That's sweet, Hal.
->'''Hal:''' And I'd be watching you, like... a dingo, watches a human baby. Okay, that sounded... okay, that sounded a little weird.
->'''Roxanne:''' A ''little'' bit, yeah...



->'''Minion:''' One second more, aaaand... juuust tippy tappy tippy tap tap tip top more, and we are ready...
->'''Megamind:''' ''HONESTLY!''
->'''Metro Man:''' On my way, Roxie!
->'''Megamind:''' ''I told you to have things ready. I told you countless times...''
->'''Minion:''' Why do you always blame me?



->'''Metro Man:''' Good Lord... I'm trapped!
->'''Megamind:''' What kind of trickery is this?
->'''Metro Man:''' You mad genius! Your dark gift has finally... ''paid off!''
->'''Megamind:''' It-it has?
->'''Metro Man:''' This dome... is obviously lined... with ''copper!''
->'''Megamind:''' Yeah? So?
->'''Metro Man:''' Copper... drains... my powers!
->'''Megamind:''' Your weakness is ''copper?!'' ...You're kidding, right?



->'''Titan:''' ''(on TV'') Megamind! You and I have unfinished business. I'll be waiting at Metro Tower. Oh, and just so you don't get cold feet... ''(reveals a captured Roxanne)''
->'''Megamind:''' Roxanne...
->'''Titan:''' Come on, Roxie. Call for your ''hero'' to come rescue you.
->'''Roxanne:''' Megamind, I don't even know if you're listening... but if you are, you ''can't'' give up! The Megamind I knew would never run from a fight, even if he knew he had no chance at winning. You need to be that guy, right now! The city needs you... I need you.
->'''Megamind:''' Roxanne!
->'''Titan:''' You have one hour. Don't keep me waiting.



->'''Megamind:''' '''''[[EvilIsHammy PRESENTATION!]]'''''

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->'''Megamind:''' '''''[[EvilIsHammy PRESENTATION!]]'''''PRESENTATION!]]'''''

->'''Titan:''' You're so pathetic! No matter what side you're on, you're always the ''loser''.
->'''Megamind:''' There's a benefit to losing... you get to learn from your mistakes!
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->'''Roxanne:''' Please don't do this! I know there's still good in you, Hal!
->'''Titan:''' You're so naive, Roxie. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy! There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, [[EskimosArentReal and there is no Queen of England.]] This is the real world, and you need to ''wake up!''

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->'''Roxanne:''' Please don't do this! I know there's still good in you, Hal!
->'''Titan:'''
Hal!\\
'''Titan:'''
You're so naive, Roxie. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy! There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, [[EskimosArentReal and there is no Queen of England.]] This is the real world, and you need to ''wake up!''
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Per the discussion page, his name is "Titan". The fact that he misspelled his own name that one time doesn't change this.


->'''Tighten:''' Oh, I wouldn’t say free. More like... under new management.

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->'''Tighten:''' ->'''Titan:''' Oh, I wouldn’t say free. More like... under new management.



->'''Tighten:''' You're so naive, Roxie. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy! There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, [[EskimosArentReal and there is no Queen of England.]] This is the real world, and you need to ''wake up!''

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->'''Tighten:''' ->'''Titan:''' You're so naive, Roxie. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy! There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, [[EskimosArentReal and there is no Queen of England.]] This is the real world, and you need to ''wake up!''



->'''Tighten:''' This town isn't big enough for two super villains!

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->'''Tighten:''' ->'''Titan:''' This town isn't big enough for two super villains!



->'''Tighten:''' Yeah? What's the difference?

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->'''Tighten:''' ->'''Titan:''' Yeah? What's the difference?
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->'''Tighten:''' Oh I wouldn’t say free, more like... under new management.

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->'''Tighten:''' Oh Oh, I wouldn’t say free, more free. More like... under new management.

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->'''Mayor:''' Thank you! Thank you! Titan has freed us!
->'''Tighten:''' Oh I wouldn’t say free, more like... under new management.



->'''Megamind:''' '''''[[EvilIsHammy PRESENTATION!]]'''''

->'''Mayor:''' Thank you! Thank you! Titan has freed us!
->'''Tighten:''' Oh I wouldn’t say free, more like... under new management.

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->'''Megamind:''' '''''[[EvilIsHammy PRESENTATION!]]'''''

->'''Mayor:''' Thank you! Thank you! Titan has freed us!
->'''Tighten:''' Oh I wouldn’t say free, more like... under new management.
PRESENTATION!]]'''''
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->'''Megamind:''' '''''[[EvilIsHammy PRESENTATION!]]'''''

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->'''Megamind:''' '''''[[EvilIsHammy PRESENTATION!]]'''''PRESENTATION!]]'''''

->'''Mayor:''' Thank you! Thank you! Titan has freed us!
->'''Tighten:''' Oh I wouldn’t say free, more like... under new management.
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->''[Roxanne is storming home in the rain after finding out Megamind's ruse during their date; dodging rehydrating trash, she suddenly stops on hearing squealing brakes from out of nowhere. The invisible car comes to a stop, and Megamind gets out.]''
->'''Megamind:''' I can explain!
->''[Roxanne says nothing, only growls in frustration and storms away]''
->'''Megamind:''' What about everything you just said, about judging a book by its cover?!
->'''Roxanne:''' Well, let's take a look at the contents, shall we? You destroyed Metro Man, you took over the city, and then, you actually got me to ''care'' about you! Why are you so evil?! Tricking me? What could you possibly hope to gain?... Wait a minute. Oh, I don't believe this.
->''[Megamind says nothing]''
->'''Roxanne:''' Do you really think that I would ''ever'' be with you?
->'''Megamind:''' [[LittleNo ...No.]]

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->Coming up, are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know.

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->Coming up, ->He was always there for us. Dependable. Perhaps we took him for granted. You know, maybe, we never really know how good we have it until it's gone. We miss you, Metro Man. I miss you. And I have just one question for Megamind: Are you happy now? This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting from a city without a hero. Coming up next, are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know.


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->'''Metro Man:''' You know, little buddy, there's a yin for every yang. If there's bad, good will rise up against it. It's taken me a long time to find my calling. Now it's about time... that you find yours.

->'''Roxanne:''' Please don't do this! I know there's still good in you, Hal!
->'''Tighten:''' You're so naive, Roxie. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy! There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, [[EskimosArentReal and there is no Queen of England.]] This is the real world, and you need to ''wake up!''

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->'''Megamind:''' Let's see if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the ''sun''! ''FIRE!''

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->'''Roxanne:''' Ugh, girls, girls! You're both pretty! Can I go home now?
->'''Megamind:''' Let's see Of course! That is, if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the ''sun''! ''FIRE!''
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->'''Megamind:''' Uh...Minion? Fire?

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->'''Megamind:''' Uh... Minion? Fire?
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->'''Megamind:''' '''''Fire!'''''

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->'''Megamind:''' '''''Fire!'''''Uh...Minion? Fire?



->'''Tighten:''' Oh yeah? Well what's the difference?

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->'''Tighten:''' Oh yeah? Well what's Yeah? What's the difference?
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->'''Megamind:''' Let's see if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the ''sun''! FIRE!''

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->'''Megamind:''' Let's see if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the ''sun''! FIRE!''''FIRE!''
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->In the eternal struggle between good and evil, good has always prevailed. But this time, evil has a secret, incredible, totally handsome weapon! ''ME!''
-->--'''Megamind'''

->I make bad look so good.
-->--'''Megamind'''
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\n\n-->--'''Megamind''' and '''Minion''' during the opening act.
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->'''Megamind:''' You dare challenge the might of Megamind?

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->'''Megamind:''' You dare challenge the might of Megamind?Megamind?!

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->Pretty sneaky, sis. But there's only one person I know who calls this town "Metrocity."[[note]]the way that "Metro City" is pronounced here sounds like "Atrocity," instead of "Metro City" like it's supposed to, which has been a running gag for...[[/note]]'''''Megamind'''''!
-->-- '''Tighten''', after Megamind poses as Metro Man



->'''Megamind:''' '''''PRESENTATION!'''''

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->'''Megamind:''' '''''PRESENTATION!''''''''''[[EvilIsHammy PRESENTATION!]]'''''

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-->-- '''Titan''', after Megamind poses as Metro Man

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-->-- '''Titan''', '''Tighten''', after Megamind poses as Metro Man



->'''Megamind:''' "Warming up"? The ''sun'' is '''''WARMING UP?!'''''

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->'''Megamind:''' "Warming up"? The ''sun'' is '''''WARMING UP?!'''''UP?!'''''

->'''Megamind:''' You dare challenge the might of Megamind?
->'''Tighten:''' This town isn't big enough for two super villains!
->'''Megamind:''' Oh you're a villain alright, just not a ''super'' one.
->'''Tighten:''' Oh yeah? Well what's the difference?
->'''Megamind:''' '''''PRESENTATION!'''''
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->'''Megamind:''' "Warming up"? The ''sun'' is '''''WARMING UP?!'''''


->'''Random citizen:''' I love you Metro Man!
->'''Metro Man:''' And I love you, random citizen!

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->'''Megamind:''' "Warming up"? The ''sun'' is '''''WARMING UP?!'''''


->'''Random citizen:''' I love you Metro Man!
->'''Metro Man:''' And I love you, random citizen!
UP?!'''''
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->'''Megamind:''' "Warming up"? The ''sun'' is '''''WARMING UP?!'''''

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->'''Megamind:''' "Warming up"? The ''sun'' is '''''WARMING UP?!'''''UP?!'''''


->'''Random citizen:''' I love you Metro Man!
->'''Metro Man:''' And I love you, random citizen!

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->Pretty sneaky, sis. But there's only one person I know who calls this town "Metrocity."[[hottip:*: the way that "Metro City" is pronounced here sounds like "Atrocity," instead of "Metro City" like it's supposed to, which has been a running gag for...]] '''''Megamind'''''!

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->Pretty sneaky, sis. But there's only one person I know who calls this town "Metrocity."[[hottip:*: the "[[note]]the way that "Metro City" is pronounced here sounds like "Atrocity," instead of "Metro City" like it's supposed to, which has been a running gag for...]] '''''Megamind'''''![[/note]]'''''Megamind'''''!
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-->-- '''Titan''', after Megamind poses as Metro Man

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-->-- '''Titan''', after Megamind poses as Metro ManMan

->'''Megamind:''' Let's see if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the ''sun''! FIRE!''
->''[Nothing happens; everyone looks at Megamind skeptically]''
->'''Megamind:''' '''''Fire!'''''
->'''Minion:''' Still warming up, sir.
->'''Megamind:''' Come again?
->'''Minion:''' Warming up.
->'''Megamind:''' "Warming up"? The ''sun'' is '''''WARMING UP?!'''''
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->Pretty sneaky, sis. But there's only one person I know who calls this town "Metrocity." '''''Megamind'''''!

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->Pretty sneaky, sis. But there's only one person I know who calls this town "Metrocity." "[[hottip:*: the way that "Metro City" is pronounced here sounds like "Atrocity," instead of "Metro City" like it's supposed to, which has been a running gag for...]] '''''Megamind'''''!
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->Can someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?
-->--'''Roxanne Ritchi'''

->Coming up, are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know.
-->--'''Roxanne Ritchi'''
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Pretty sneaky, sis. But there's only one person I know who calls this town "Metrocity." '''''Megamind'''''!

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Pretty ->Pretty sneaky, sis. But there's only one person I know who calls this town "Metrocity." '''''Megamind'''''!
'''''Megamind'''''!
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-->-- '''Tighten''', after Megamind poses as Metro Man

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-->-- '''Tighten''', '''Titan''', after Megamind poses as Metro Man

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