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--> "I'm good Shepard! Ready for anything! We live, we'll get loud; spill some drinks on the Citadel!" (Normandy conversation)

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--> "Gotta figure...if all the people hoping we win stood up, the Collectors would have a much bigger fight on their hands. Claws. Whatever. I bet we have a lot more friends once we win. Hope we live to see it. [..] It's a hell of a job, isn't it, Shepard? Being the good guy." (Normandy conversation)

--> "I'm good good, Shepard! Ready for anything! We live, we'll get loud; spill some drinks on the Citadel!" (Normandy conversation)
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--> "Flammable! ...or '''in'''flammable. Forget which. [[KillItWithFire Doesn't matter!]]" (battle quote, when using incendiary ammo)

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--> Thane: ''"Please, prayers must be made for the wicked"''
--> Shepard: ''"She deserved it"''

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--> Thane: ''"Please, ''"I apologize, but prayers must be made for the wicked"''
wicked must not be forsaken."''
--> Shepard: ''"She deserved it"''''"Do you really think [[CompleteMonster she's]] worth a prayer?"''

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--> [[MemeticMutation "Impressive!"]] (random headshot compliment)





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--> [[ThisIsSparta I. Am. KROGAN!]] (heard when activating Fortification)





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--> "I swear to God I didn't touch anything!" (said when first entering the Citadel)



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'''Captain Bailey'''
--> "You think he's [Thane] the only man whose ever messed up raising a son?" (Thane's loyalty mission)
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--> "Sneaking into the Captain's quarters? Heavy risk. But the ''priiiiiizeeeeee''..." (Romance)

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\n"I'm not real broken up about Wrex not coming with us. I'm good with our current level of headbutting. I think we're at headbutting capacity."


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--> "What could I possibly be suggesting? I mean, a young woman gets saved by a dashing commander who lets her join his crew and then goes off to save the galaxy? How could she possibly develop any interest in him?"


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'''Conversations'''
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--> "How did [Donnovan] Hock get Lady Liberty's head?! Damn you Hock!!!" (loyalty mission dialouge)


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--> "How did [Donnovan] Hock get Lady Liberty's head?! Damn you Hock!!!" (loyalty mission dialouge)

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--> Thane: ''"Not for her. [[SpiritualWarrior For me]]."''


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--> Thane: ''"Not for her. [[SpiritualWarrior [[WarriorPoet For me]]."''




-->'''Garrus''': "Come on, remember how we'd all ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an oppertunity to share."

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-->'''Garrus''': "Come on, remember how we'd all ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an oppertunity opportunity to share."



--> "Turian. Your considered...too primitive."

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--> "Turian. Your considered...You are considered... too primitive."

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--> Thane (bowing over a fresh kill): ''silence''
--> Shepard: ''"Hello?"''
--> Thane: ''"Please, prayers must be made for the wicked"''
--> Shepard: ''"She deserved it"''
--> Thane: ''"Not for her. [[SpiritualWarrior For me]]."''

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--> "Quarian. Considered due to cybernetic augmentation. Weakened immune system too debilitating."



--> "Asari. Reliance on alien species for reproduction. Shows genetic weakness."

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--> "Asari. Reliance on alien species for reproduction. Shows reproduction shows genetic weakness."


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--> "Drell. Useless. Insufficient numbers."
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!! Harbinger discussing the "viability" of each race:

--> "Human. Viable possibility. Impressive genetic malleability."

--> "Turian. Your considered...too primitive."

--> "Krogan. Sterilized race. Potential wasted."

--> "Asari. Reliance on alien species for reproduction. Shows genetic weakness."

--> "Salarian. Insufficient lifespan. Fragile genetic structure."

--> "Geth. An annoyance. Limited utility."
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!! Gameplay Tips
-->"If an enemy krogan gets close, it will charge. [[{{Understatement}} You don't want that]].
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-->'''Garris''': "You ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?"

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-->'''Garris''': -->'''Garrus''': "You ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?"



-->'''Garris''': "Come on, remember how we'd all ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an oppertunity to share."

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-->'''Garris''': -->'''Garrus''': "Come on, remember how we'd all ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an oppertunity to share."



-->'''Garris''': "Tell me again about your immune system!"

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-->'''Garris''': -->'''Garrus''': "Tell me again about your immune system!"



-->'''Garris''': "Maybe we'll talk later."

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-->'''Garris''': -->'''Garrus''': "Maybe we'll talk later."
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* On the Citadel:
-->'''Garris''': "You ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?"
-->'''Tali''': "''No.''"
-->'''Garris''': "Come on, remember how we'd all ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an oppertunity to share."
-->'''Tali''': "This conversation is over."
-->'''Garris''': "Tell me again about your immune system!"
-->'''Tali''': "I have a shotgun."
-->'''Garris''': "Maybe we'll talk later."

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--> "There's some fire and from an alien! Oh, ''the shame'' this heaps on those who whine like pups."

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--> "There's some fire and from an alien! Oh, ''the shame'' this heaps on those who whine like pups."" (Grunt's loyalty mission)

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'''Shaman'''
--> "There's some fire and from an alien! Oh, ''the shame'' this heaps on those who whine like pups."

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* On recruitment:




'''Jack'''
* On recruitment:
-->"Okay, Shepard, glad you're back, but keep an eye on that last one. We can only hold so much crazy."


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-->"I feel like Samara could shoot me in a very tranquil manner, which doesn't make me feel any better about it."

'''Jack'''
* On recruitment:
-->"Okay, Shepard, glad you're back, but keep an eye on that last one. We can only hold so much crazy."
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'''Thane'''
* On recruitment:
-->"Oh, another dangerous alien aboard, Commander. Thanks. Why can't you collect coins or commemorative plates or something?"
* As a squadmate:
-->"Thane seems like the strong, sensitive, murdering type. You know those are always great to have around. A real cuddler."

!!Joker's Quotes In General

"I'm glad that mess is over for Tali, Commander. Some of those quarians… I guess living aboard a ship can really mess with your priorities? Not that I would know… ah, I just burned myself. Great."

"Hey Commander. Glad we figured out Jack is crazy. Because that was really up in the air, just hanging there."

"I gotta hit the head, Commander. We done for now, or do I have to use the bottle I keep under here?"

"Man, what I wouldn't give to go planetside. Wading through muck, getting shot in the face. Man, that is the life."

(Sound of woman gasping in a porn scene.) "Uh, sorry. That was supposed to go to my earpiece."

"Why is it always claw and guns? Why can't we piss off a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous, but hey, bunnies."

"Know what I hate about deep space? Crap radio stations from two centuries back. Gosh, we were idiots."

"Great. This is were it starts. Then when we're turned into organic batteries guess who'll they'll blame. ''This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord.''"


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-->"Hey, Commander, Garrus is back! He was always my favorite. With that pole up his ass."



-->"Did you collect stray cats as a kid, because we really needed a ''bigger'' krogan. Thanks for dragging him home."

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-->"Did you collect stray cats as a kid, because kid? Because we really needed a ''bigger'' krogan. Thanks mega-krogan, so thanks for dragging him home."
-->"Grunt is... not a stabilizing element, Commander."
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'''Grunt'''
-->"Did you collect stray cats as a kid, because we really needed a ''bigger'' krogan. Thanks for dragging him home."
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-->"So, Commander, even your Asari are trained killers? You get everyone at the same store or something?"

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-->"So, Commander, even your Asari asari are trained killers? You get everyone at the same store or something?"



--> *seeing the burning corpses of plague victims* "Anybody hungry?" (Mordin's recruitment mission, inaccessible without save file modification)

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--> *seeing the burning corpses of plague victims* "Anybody hungry?" (Mordin's recruitment mission, inaccessible without save file modification)
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--> "You're soft, Shepard. My fingers's length in your back and i can sever your spine. You're just like the Salarians and Asari, all soft. Turians and Quarians, they're tougher. It takes more to get through a Turian, but there really isn't much point... *beat* *Chuckles, and with quotation finger gestures* 'Much point.' Ah, never mind." (Normandy conversation)

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--> "You're soft, Shepard. My fingers's length in your back and i can "Less than a finger deep to sever your spine. You're just like the Salarians and Asari, soft. Salarians, asari, all soft. Turians and Quarians, they're tougher. It takes more not so much. Turians, you have to get through a Turian, but there really isn't work the blade, I guess. Don't see much point... *beat* *Chuckles, and with quotation finger gestures* 'Much point.' point to it though. Heh, much point. Ah, never mind." (Normandy conversation)



--> "I have ruled out the possibility of an artificially intelligent virus, unless it's *very* intelligent... and toying with me. Hmm... tests." (Normandy conversation)

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--> "I have "Have ruled out the possibility of an artificially intelligent virus, unless virus. Unless it's *very* intelligent... and toying with me. Hmm... tests." (Normandy conversation)



--> "Geth do not infiltrate." (Citadel conversation)

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--> "Geth do not ''intentionally'' infiltrate." (Citadel conversation)



--> "Windows. A structural weakness. Geth do not use them." (loyalty mission conversation)


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--> "Windows. A "Windows are a structural weakness. Geth do not use them." (loyalty mission conversation)




--> *response to the 'robbed' racist Volus* "I am clan Zorah, crew of the starship Neema. And you are an idiot!" (Citadel conversation)

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--> *response to the 'robbed' racist Volus* volus* "I am clan Zorah, crew of the starship Neema. And you are an idiot!" (Citadel conversation)
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--> *dodging an explosion* "Definitely like old times." (Tali's recruitment mission)


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--> "Trying to determine how scale itch got onto Normandy, sexually transmitted disease only carried by varren. Implications... unpleasant." (Normandy conversation)


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--> *Shepard confides in Tali* "I know... well no not that I know... it's just that... well... it's not normally like this... I mean, wow... its very hot in here." (Romance conversation)


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--> *addressing Vido Santiago* "BRING IT ON YOU SON OF A BITCH!" (loyalty mission dialogue)

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--> "You know me. I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink... *beat* Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible." (romance conversation)

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--> "A quarantine zone for a plague that kills turians. Why don't we ever go anywhere nice?" (Mordin's recruitment mission)
--> "You know me. I always Always like to savor the that last shot before popping the heat sink... *beat* Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible." (romance conversation)



--> "I am pure krogan. You should be in awe." (loyalty mission conversation)

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--> *seeing the burning corpses of plague victims* "Anybody hungry?" (Mordin's recruitment mission, inaccessible without save file modification)
--> "I am pure krogan. You krogan; you should be in awe." (loyalty mission conversation)
--> "You're soft, Shepard. My fingers's length in your back and i can sever your spine. You're just like the Salarians and Asari, all soft. Turians and Quarians, they're tougher. It takes more to get through a Turian, but there really isn't much point... *beat* *Chuckles, and with quotation finger gestures* 'Much point.' Ah, never mind." (Normandy conversation)
--> "I would never stab you in the back, Shepard. People like you and me? Straight to the face. *after a brief pause* Kidding! Kidding! (Normandy conversation)
--> "See, now we're having fun! Me remembering good deaths and you... you with... your funny human thing." (Normandy conversation)
--> "Feel the BLOOD RAGE!!!" (heard when charging in combat)



--> "Mess with someone's head enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all powerful bitch." (Normandy conversation)




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--> "Michaelangelo's David... just, wow! Think we can get this through the door?" (loyalty mission dialogue)
--> "How did [Donnovan] Hock get Lady Liberty's head?! Damn you Hock!!!" (loyalty mission dialouge)



--> "We all expect you can do impossible, Shepard. No pressure..." (Minuteman Station conversation)




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--> "I have ruled out the possibility of an artificially intelligent virus, unless it's *very* intelligent... and toying with me. Hmm... tests." (Normandy conversation)
--> *with guilt* "Hard to see big picture behind pile of corpses." (loyalty mission conversation)



--> *Alarmed* "This platform is not available for experimentation." (Tali's loyalty mission)



--> *response to the 'robbed' racist Volus* "I am clan Zorah, crew of the starship Neema. And you are an idiot!" (Citadel conversation)




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--> "I watched your face as Lieutenant Alenko died on Virmire, I watched you stand strong against everything the galaxy threw at you..... I watched you for so long. And yet I never thought you'd ever see past... this..." (romance conversation)
--> "Just so you know I'm running a fever, I've got a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I can't even describe. And it was totally worth it!" (post-game romance conversation)




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--> "Amonkira, Lord of Hunters, grant that my hands be steady, my aim be true, and my feet swift. And should the worst come to pass, grant me forgiveness." (loyalty mission dialogue)

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--> "You do realize this plan has me walking into hell too? Hah, just like old times…." (recruitment conversation)

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--> "You do realize this plan has me walking into hell too? Hah, just like old times…." (recruitment phase conversation)



--> "Someone's gotta take down the bad people." (Normandy conversation)

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--> "Someone's "Somebody's gotta take down the bad people." (Normandy conversation)




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--> "I'm good Shepard! Ready for anything! We live, we'll get loud; spill some drinks on the Citadel!" (Normandy conversation)



--> "I'm the best thief in the business, not the most famous. Need to watch my step to keep it that way." (recruitment conversation)

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--> "I'm the best thief in the business, not the most famous. Need to watch my step to keep it that way." (recruitment phase conversation)
--> "Going dark!" (when using the 'Shadow Strike' ability)




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--> "I'm an excellent judge of character. I think you'll find my assessments to be right on the money." (Normandy conversation)




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--> "Lots of ways to help people. Sometimes heal patients; sometimes execute dangerous people. Either way helps." (recruitment phase conversation)

'''Legion'''
--> "Organics fear us. We wish to understand, not incite." (Normandy conversation)
--> "Geth do not infiltrate." (Citadel conversation)
--> "Windows. A structural weakness. Geth do not use them." (loyalty mission conversation)



--> "The measure of an individual can be difficult to discern by actions alone." (recruitment mission conversation)

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--> "The measure of an individual can be difficult to discern by actions alone." (recruitment mission phase conversation)




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--> "By the code I will serve you, Shepard. Your choices are my choices. Your morals are my morals. Your wishes are my code." (recruitment phase conversation)

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'''Garrus'''
--> "You do realize this plan has me walking into hell too? Hah, just like old times…." (recruitment conversation)
--> "You know me. I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink... *beat* Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible." (romance conversation)
--> "I had reach, she had flexibility." (Normandy conversation)
--> "Scratch one!" (random combat taunt)




'''Mordin'''

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\n'''Mordin'''\n--> "I am pure krogan. You should be in awe." (loyalty mission conversation)

'''Jack/Subject Zero'''
--> "Hello dead people!" (random combat taunt)




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--> "Someone's gotta take down the bad people." (Normandy conversation)
--> "Get over here!" (when using the 'Pull' ability)

'''Kasumi'''
--> "I'm the best thief in the business, not the most famous. Need to watch my step to keep it that way." (recruitment conversation)



'''Jack/Subject Zero'''

'''Thane'''

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'''Jack/Subject Zero'''

'''Thane'''
'''Mordin'''



--> "Go for the optics, Chik'tikka!"

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--> "Shepard? Is that… you're alive?" (Freedom's Progress conversation)
--> "Go for the optics, Chik'tikka!"
Chik'tikka!" (when using the 'Combat Drone' ability)
--> "I've already got better Shepard. I've got you." (loyalty mission conversation)

'''Thane'''
--> "The measure of an individual can be difficult to discern by actions alone." (recruitment mission conversation)




'''Kasumi'''

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\n'''Kasumi'''--> "Rage is a hell of an anesthetic." (loyalty mission conversation)
--> "Sit down!" (when using the 'Concussive Shot' ability)

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'''Engineer Daniels:''' "Hah!"\\

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'''Engineer Daniels:''' "Hah!"\\"Hah!"

!!Squadmates

'''Grunt'''

'''Mordin'''

'''Jacob'''

'''Miranda'''

'''Jack/Subject Zero'''

'''Thane'''

'''Tali'''
--> "Go for the optics, Chik'tikka!"

'''Samara'''

'''Zaeed'''

'''Kasumi'''
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-->"I'm not going to say anything about Jack--I'm not that stupid."

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-->"I'm not going to say anything about Jack--I'm not that stupid.""

!!Normandy crewmembers:

--> '''Engineer Donnelly:''' "So Gabby, what do you think of our new quarian boss?"\\
'''Engineer Daniels:''' "Hush! She's right over there!"\\
'''Engineer Donnelly:''' "Ah, she can't hear us with her head in that bucket. Don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful bucket. The whole suit is lovely. Quite ''snug'', in all the right places."\\
'''Tali:''' "You know I can hear you."\\
'''Engineer Daniels:''' "Hah!"\\

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'''Garrus:'''

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'''Garrus:''''''Garrus'''



'''Miranda:'''

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'''Miranda:''''''Miranda'''



'''Jacob:'''

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'''Jacob:''''''Jacob'''



-->"So, Commander, even your Asari are trained killers? You get everyone at the same store or something?"

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-->"So, Commander, even your Asari are trained killers? You get everyone at the same store or something?"something?"

'''Jack'''
-->"I'm not going to say anything about Jack--I'm not that stupid."
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-->"He finally got that stick out of his ass, but now he's beating people to death with it."

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-->"He -->"It seems like Garrus has finally got worked that stick out of his ass, butt, but now he's beating people trying to beat guys to death with it."



-->"I'd never say anything bad about her...because I probably wouldn't survive the consequences."

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-->"I'd never -->"I wouldn't say anything bad about her...because I probably wouldn't Miranda... and expect to survive the consequences.reprisal."



-->"He's way too nice a guy for the number of ways he knows how to kill people"

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-->"He's -->"Jacob is way too nice a guy for all the number of ways he knows how to kill people"
people."



-->"So even your Asari are trained killers? What, you get everyone at the same store or something?"

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-->"So -->"So, Commander, even your Asari are trained killers? What, you You get everyone at the same store or something?"
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-->"He's way too nice a guy for the number of ways he knows how to kill people"

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-->"He's way too nice a guy for the number of ways he knows how to kill people"people"

'''Samara'''
-->"So even your Asari are trained killers? What, you get everyone at the same store or something?"

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