History Quotes / MalaProper

-->'''Sam''': I 'ad mumps when I was thirty. Ooh, shocking it was. My utensils was all swelled up!
-->'''Henry''': I know. Something to do with the prostitute gland.

->"BRING ON THE EMPTY HORSES!"

->"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.'"

->"Another man who's been waiting anxiously in anticipation - his name is [[Wrestling/JeffHardy Jeff Harvey!]]"\\

"Dreamer is [[FreudianSlip taking it to]] Tommy Morrison!"

-->-- '''Mrs. Malaprop''', ''The Rivals''

-->'''Doc''', ''WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs''

-->'''Tony Goldmark''', [[WebVideo/SomeJerkWithACamera One Movie Later:]] Film/SpiderManHomecoming.

--> '''Mr. Lugnut''', Quelf

->'''Lord Rugdumph:''' Ah... you are from the Fighters Guild, I resume. Good show. I am Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak. Let us conversate on the Lady Rogbut. I fear that whilst out rock-picking, she was apprehensive. Stolen away! My suspension is that ogres have abjected her! Please search to the east of my sprawling abode. They have been known to vacate these premises. I am most gracious and truly woeful.
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''

->''"I mean, look, no matter how you feel about [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush Bush]], watching him speak is difficult. It's like— it's like watching a drunk man cross an icy street."''
-->-- '''Tucker Carlson''' on ''Series/RealTimeWithBillMaher''

->'''Todd:''' What's [[Creator/JohnUpdike Updike]]?
->'''Mr. Peanutbutter:''' Not much, dyke, what's up with you? Is "dyke" an okay thing to say now? Has it been reclaimed? I honestly can't keep track.
-->''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman,'' "Start Spreading the News"

->'''Doc''': You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.\\
'''Rocco''': Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix'n'match shit's gotta go.\\
'''Doc''': What?\\
'''Connor''': A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?\\
'''Murphy''': And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
-->--''Film/TheBoondockSaints''

->'''Yoshi:''' Aww, do I have to go to bed so soon?
->'''Luigi:''' Well, like they say in Brooklyn: early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or, is it the bagel?
-->--''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld'', "Mama Luigi"

->'''Mr. Peanutbutter:''' Not much, dyke, what's up with you? [[Main/ComicallyMissingThePoint Is "dyke" an okay thing to say now? Has it been reclaimed? I honestly can't keep track.]]

->'''Todd:''' ''What's [[Creator/JohnUpdike Updike]]?''
->'''Mr. Peanutbutter:''' ''"Not much dike, what's up with you? [[Main/ComicallyMissingThePoint Is it okay to say that?]]"''
-->'''WesternAnimation/BojackHorseman,''' ''Start Spreading the News.''

-->'''Doc''', ''Disney/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs''

-->-- ''WebVideo/Sethical'', "Pack Ya Bags"

->'''Li'l Broomstick:''' Homie, remember when we met?
'''Baku:''' Nah, I got insomnia.
'''Li'l Broomstick:''' Amnesia.

'''Drax:''' Yeah, that's right.

'''Stark:''' ...alright, just get over here, please.

'''Mantis:''' Kick names, take ass.

->'''Todd:''' ''What's Updike?''

->'''Mr. Peanutbutter''' ''"Not much dike, what's up with you? [[Main/ComicallyMissingThePoint Is it okay to say that?]]"''

->'''Mr. Peanutbutter''' ''"Not much dike, what's up with you? [[Main/ComicallyMissingThePoint is it okay to say that?]]"''

->''"You Don't Spit on Franchise/{{Superman}}'s cape, you don't [[ADateWithRosiePalms tug into the wind]], you don't cast Creator/JohnnyDepp in the [[Franchise/TheLoneRanger Old Lone Ranger]] and you don't mess around with [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Marvel's]] Opening Weekend."