History Quotes / MagicPants

->''"I was worried I was going to come out naked, but my clothes grew too! Cool!"''

-->-- '''Satan''', ''LightNovel/TheDevilIsAPartTimer''

->''I have no idea. I'm just glad it doesn't rip.''

->''Those pants sure know when to stop ripping.''

->''Werewolves that rip out of their clothes but always seem to get their shorts back. Seriously, do they keep stashes of jean shorts hidden around the forest?''

->''Did it ever strike anyone else as weird that the Hulk always lost his shirt, but never his pants? Seriously, we never once saw green cock in those comics, did we?''

->''I was worried I was going to come out naked, but my clothes grew too! Cool!''

->''"Contrary to [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk hulk's]] belief, his pants are [[BorrowedCatchphrase the strongest thing there is.]]"''

->'''Bruce Banner:''' Who's you're best friend?\\

-'''Bruce Banner:''' Who's you're best friend?\\

->''Across this vision of early 21st Century technopia strode a dark-haired, dusky female of gargantuan yet well-favoured proportions, [[HelicopterFlyswatter swiping at the gyrocopters that buzzed about her like angry gnats]]. Clothing made of stitched bedsheets barely covered her breasts and loins, and thousands flocked to her path despite the danger, drawn by the chance of seeing the world's largest crotch shot.''
-->-- '''Attack of the 50-Ft Half-Klingon'''

->''...his sleeves became mere rags, his body turned dark green and swelled enormously yet his underpants stayed intact, exerting a terrible pressure on his privates that only fueled his excessive rage.''
-->-- '''Man of Wood'''

-->-- Yusuke to Gouki, ''WebVideo/YuYuHakushoAbridged''

-->-- ''[[VideoGame/Deponia Goodbye Deponia]]''

-->-- ''[[Videogame/Deponia Goodbye Deponia]]''

->'''[[spoiler:Rufus]]:''' Ok. I'm a clone, right? So why am I still wearing the same cloak?\\

->''Across this vision of early 21st Century technopia strode a dark-haired, dusky female of gargantuan yet well-favoured proportions, swiping at the gyrocopters that buzzed about her like angry gnats. Clothing made of stitched bedsheets barely covered her breasts and loins, and thousands flocked to her path despite the danger, drawn by the chance of seeing the world's largest crotch shot.''

-->-- '''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''' re ''{{Twilight}} 2: New Moon''

->''I ducked around a corner into the mouth of an alley, then kicked off my slippers, the only part of my dress that weren’t spun from fox-magic. (Magical garments never lasted beyond a seduction. My mother had remarked that this was the fate of all human clothes anyway.) I loved those slippers, which I had purloined from a rich merchant’s daughter, and it pained me to leave them behind. But I could get another pair of slippers later.''
-->-- ''Foxfire, Foxfire'', by Yoon Ha Lee

->''I ducked around a corner into the mouth of an alley, then kicked off my slippers, the only part of my dress that weren’t spun from fox-magic. (Magical garments never lasted beyond a seduction. My mother had remarked that this was the fate of all human clothes anyway.)''

-->-- Yusuke to Gouki, ''YuYuHakushoAbridged''

->I ducked around a corner into the mouth of an alley, then kicked off my slippers, the only part of my dress that weren’t spun from fox-magic. (Magical garments never lasted beyond a seduction. My mother had remarked that this was the fate of all human clothes anyway.)
-->-- ''Foxfire'', by Yoon Ha Lee