History Quotes / MacGuffinDeliveryService

22nd Jul '16 7:22:29 AM Morgenthaler
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-->-- '''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy General Tarquin]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

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-->-- '''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy '''[[GenreSavvy General Tarquin]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
11th Feb '16 4:56:27 PM Trocheetroper
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-> ''"It will eventually turn out that, for a minimum of the first 60% of the game, you were manipulated by the forces of evil into doing their sinister bidding for them. In extreme cases this may go as high as 90%. The clear implication is that it would have been better to not get involved in the first place."''
-->-- '''TheGrandListOfConsoleRolePlayingGameCliches, [[http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html #168]]'''
19th Dec '15 5:24:03 PM Discar
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->Yes, they were all my doing. I used the [[Disney/SleepingBeauty evil fairy]] to find [[LuckySeven seven]] [[OnlyThePureOfHeart pure]] [[MacGuffinGirl lights]] for me, just as I prepared {{thirteen|IsUnlucky}} vessels to fill with {{pure|IsNotGood}} {{dark|IsEvil}}ness.

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->Yes, they were all my doing. I used the [[Disney/SleepingBeauty evil fairy]] to find [[LuckySeven seven]] [[OnlyThePureOfHeart pure]] [[MacGuffinGirl pure lights]] for me, just as I prepared {{thirteen|IsUnlucky}} vessels to fill with {{pure|IsNotGood}} {{dark|IsEvil}}ness.
24th Jun '15 6:37:27 PM Tacitus
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->''"Doctor Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess that I cannot take away."''
-->--'''Dr. Rene Belloq''', ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''

->'' "So once again, Jones, what was briefly yours is now mine." ''
-->--'''Belloq again''', ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''

->''"Thank you, [[Film/JamesBond Mr. Bond]]. You have saved us the trouble of disarming it [[note]]The ATAC, the movie's MacGuffin[[/note]]."''
-->--'''Aristotle "Aris" Kristatos''', ''Film/ForYourEyesOnly''

->''"In any race for hidden treasure, it is always the protagonists who sweat and bleed and die to overcome the challenges inherent in finding it, only for the antagonists to seize it at the last minute!"''
-->-- '''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy General Tarquin]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->''"Oh, thanks for letting me in, I couldn't have done it without you. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero I really couldn't.]]"''
-->-- '''Freddy Beaumont''', ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->''"Cerberus thanks you for all your hard work."''
-->-- '''Kai Leng''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->''"Yes, they were all my doing. I used the [[Disney/SleepingBeauty evil fairy]] to find [[LuckySeven seven]] [[OnlyThePureOfHeart pure]] [[MacGuffinGirl lights]] for me, just as I prepared {{thirteen|IsUnlucky}} vessels to fill with {{pure|IsNotGood}} {{dark|IsEvil}}ness."''
-->-- '''[[BigBad Master Xehanort]]''', ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance''



-->-- ''[=ComicsAlliance=]'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-8-22-doomsday/ on]] ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' ("Doomsday")

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-->-- ''[=ComicsAlliance=]'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-8-22-doomsday/ on]] ''Series/{{Smallville}}'' ("Doomsday")
''Series/{{Smallville}}'', "Doomsday"

->Doctor Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess that I cannot take away.
-->-- '''Dr. Rene Belloq''', ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''

->So once again, Jones, what was briefly yours is now mine.
-->-- '''Belloq''' again, ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''

->Thank you, [[Film/JamesBond Mr. Bond]]. You have saved us the trouble of disarming [the [[MacGuffin ATC]]].
-->-- '''Aristotle "Aris" Kristatos''', ''Film/ForYourEyesOnly''

->Yes, they were all my doing. I used the [[Disney/SleepingBeauty evil fairy]] to find [[LuckySeven seven]] [[OnlyThePureOfHeart pure]] [[MacGuffinGirl lights]] for me, just as I prepared {{thirteen|IsUnlucky}} vessels to fill with {{pure|IsNotGood}} {{dark|IsEvil}}ness.
-->-- '''[[BigBad Master Xehanort]]''', ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance''

->Cerberus thanks you for all your hard work.
-->-- '''Kai Leng''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->In any race for hidden treasure, it is always the protagonists who sweat and bleed and die to overcome the challenges inherent in finding it, only for the antagonists to seize it at the last minute!
-->-- '''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy General Tarquin]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->Oh, thanks for letting me in, I couldn't have done it without you. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero I really couldn't.]]
-->-- '''Freddy Beaumont''', ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->'''Sips:''' Let's try to be careful, though. We've got the Staff of Magnus now, we don't want any funny business. [[GenreSavvy We don't want anyone to just like, all of sudden turn up and be like,]] [[TemptingFate "Hohoho, travelers! Thanks for getting the Staff of Magnus for me! I'll be taking that!"]] And then we have to like chase them to the end of the earth and, and get the staff back. We just wanna - oh shit! See! Who's this?! Anaconda, is that you?! What, what's the meaning of this?!\\
'''Estormo:''' So, you made it out alive. Ancano was right, you ''are'' dangerous. I'm afraid I'll have to take that Staff from you now.\\
'''Sips:''' Oh fuck, I called it.
-->-- ''LetsPlay/{{Sips}} Plays [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]]'' Part 37 - "Intense Wizardry"
30th May '15 9:19:23 PM Angeldeb82
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->''"Oh, thanks for letting me in, I couldn't have done it without you. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero I really couldn't]]."''

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->''"Oh, thanks for letting me in, I couldn't have done it without you. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero I really couldn't]]."''couldn't.]]"''



->''"Yes, they were all my doing. I used the [[Disney/SleepingBeauty evil fairy]] to find [[LuckySeven seven]] [[OnlyThePureOfHeart pure]] [[MacguffinGirl lights]] for me, just as I prepared [[ThirteenIsUnlucky thirteen]] vessels to fill with [[PureIsNotGood pure]] [[DarkIsEvil darkness.]]"''

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->''"Yes, they were all my doing. I used the [[Disney/SleepingBeauty evil fairy]] to find [[LuckySeven seven]] [[OnlyThePureOfHeart pure]] [[MacguffinGirl [[MacGuffinGirl lights]] for me, just as I prepared [[ThirteenIsUnlucky thirteen]] {{thirteen|IsUnlucky}} vessels to fill with [[PureIsNotGood pure]] [[DarkIsEvil darkness.]]"'' {{pure|IsNotGood}} {{dark|IsEvil}}ness."''



->'''Chris:''' The ring was meant to take Doomsday into the future, so clearly that's what it does to Lois. She ends up in 3009, dropped right into the middle of a bunch of [[ComicBook/{{Legion of Super-Heroes}} Legionnaires]] who are waiting to destroy the ultimate killing machine as soon as it comes through the time portal. There's a part of me that wants Lois to have been [[NoKillLikeOverkill set on fire, electrocuted, mind-blasted, karate chopped, brained with a chunk of iron and turned to stone]] [[DeaderThanDead that was then eaten]] just because Clark couldn't be bothered to keep his super-hero stuff off the top of his desk at work. That'll learn him.\\

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->'''Chris:''' The ring was meant to take Doomsday into the future, so clearly that's what it does to Lois. She ends up in 3009, dropped right into the middle of a bunch of [[ComicBook/{{Legion of Super-Heroes}} Legionnaires]] who are waiting to destroy the ultimate killing machine as soon as it comes through the time portal. There's a part of me that wants Lois to have been [[NoKillLikeOverkill [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill set on fire, electrocuted, mind-blasted, karate chopped, brained with a chunk of iron and turned to stone]] [[DeaderThanDead that was then eaten]] just because Clark couldn't be bothered to keep his super-hero stuff off the top of his desk at work. That'll learn him.\\
16th Feb '15 1:53:21 PM StFan
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->'''Chris''': The ring was meant to take Doomsday into the future, so clearly thatís what it does to Lois. She ends up in 3009, dropped right into the middle of a bunch of [[LegionOfSuperheroes Legionnaires]] who are waiting to destroy the ultimate killing machine as soon as it comes through the time portal. Thereís a part of me that wants Lois to have been [[NoKillLikeOverkill set on fire, electrocuted, mind-blasted, karate chopped, brained with a chunk of iron and turned to stone]] [[DeaderThanDead that was then eaten]] just because Clark couldnít be bothered to keep his super-hero stuff off the top of his desk at work. Thatíll learn him.
->'''David:''' Yeah, the fact that [[WhatAnIdiot itís just on his desk]] is incredible. Did he not think anyone would touch it?
-->--'''''[=ComicsAlliance=]''''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-8-22-doomsday/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Doomsday")

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->'''Chris''': ->'''Chris:''' The ring was meant to take Doomsday into the future, so clearly thatís that's what it does to Lois. She ends up in 3009, dropped right into the middle of a bunch of [[LegionOfSuperheroes [[ComicBook/{{Legion of Super-Heroes}} Legionnaires]] who are waiting to destroy the ultimate killing machine as soon as it comes through the time portal. Thereís There's a part of me that wants Lois to have been [[NoKillLikeOverkill set on fire, electrocuted, mind-blasted, karate chopped, brained with a chunk of iron and turned to stone]] [[DeaderThanDead that was then eaten]] just because Clark couldnít couldn't be bothered to keep his super-hero stuff off the top of his desk at work. Thatíll That'll learn him.
->'''David:'''
him.\\
'''David:'''
Yeah, the fact that [[WhatAnIdiot itís it's just on his desk]] is incredible. Did he not think anyone would touch it?
-->--'''''[=ComicsAlliance=]''''' -->-- ''[=ComicsAlliance=]'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-8-22-doomsday/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Doomsday")''Series/{{Smallville}}'' ("Doomsday")
2nd Dec '14 9:27:19 PM johnnyfog
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->'''Chris''': The ring was meant to take Doomsday into the future, so clearly thatís what it does to Lois. She ends up in 3009, dropped right into the middle of a bunch of [[LegionOfSuperheroes Legionnaires]] who are waiting to destroy the ultimate killing machine as soon as it comes through the time portal. Thereís a part of me that wants Lois to have been [[NoKillLikeOverkill set on fire, electrocuted, mind-blasted, karate chopped, brained with a chunk of iron and turned to stone]] [[DeaderThanDead that was then eaten]] just because Clark couldnít be bothered to keep his super-hero stuff off the top of his desk at work. Thatíll learn him.
->'''David:''' Yeah, the fact that [[WhatAnIdiot itís just on his desk]] is incredible. Did he not think anyone would touch it?
-->--'''''[=ComicsAlliance=]''''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-8-22-doomsday/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Doomsday")
5th Aug '13 8:12:57 AM Viira
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->''"Thank you, [[Film/JamesBond Mr. Bond]]. You have saved us the trouble of disarming it [[hottip:*:The ATAC, the movie's MacGuffin]]."''

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->''"Thank you, [[Film/JamesBond Mr. Bond]]. You have saved us the trouble of disarming it [[hottip:*:The [[note]]The ATAC, the movie's MacGuffin]].MacGuffin[[/note]]."''
5th Jan '13 12:36:39 PM nighttrainfm
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->''"In any race for hidden treasure, it is always the protagonists who sweat and bleed and die to overcome the challenges inherent in finding it, only for the antagonists to seize it at the last minute"''

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->''"In any race for hidden treasure, it is always the protagonists who sweat and bleed and die to overcome the challenges inherent in finding it, only for the antagonists to seize it at the last minute"''minute!"''



-->-- '''Kai Leng''', ''MassEffect3''

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-->-- '''Kai Leng''', ''MassEffect3''
''VideoGame/MassEffect3''
15th Oct '12 2:25:43 AM Psyclone
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-->-- '''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Lord Tarquin]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

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-->-- '''[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy Lord General Tarquin]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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