-> ''"It will eventually turn out that, for a minimum of the first 60% of the game, you were manipulated by the forces of evil into doing their sinister bidding for them. In extreme cases this may go as high as 90%. The clear implication is that it would have been better to not get involved in the first place."''
-->-- '''TheGrandListOfConsoleRolePlayingGameCliches, [[http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html #168]]'''

->'''Chris:''' The ring was meant to take Doomsday into the future, so clearly that's what it does to Lois. She ends up in 3009, dropped right into the middle of a bunch of [[ComicBook/{{Legion of Super-Heroes}} Legionnaires]] who are waiting to destroy the ultimate killing machine as soon as it comes through the time portal. There's a part of me that wants Lois to have been [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill set on fire, electrocuted, mind-blasted, karate chopped, brained with a chunk of iron and turned to stone]] [[DeaderThanDead that was then eaten]] just because Clark couldn't be bothered to keep his super-hero stuff off the top of his desk at work. That'll learn him.\\
'''David:''' Yeah, the fact that [[WhatAnIdiot it's just on his desk]] is incredible. Did he not think anyone would touch it?
-->-- ''[=ComicsAlliance=]'' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-8-22-doomsday/ on]] ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', "Doomsday"

->Doctor Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess that I cannot take away.
-->-- '''Dr. Rene Belloq''', ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''

->So once again, Jones, what was briefly yours is now mine.
-->-- '''Belloq''' again, ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk''

->Thank you, [[Film/JamesBond Mr. Bond]]. You have saved us the trouble of disarming [the [[MacGuffin ATC]]].
-->-- '''Aristotle "Aris" Kristatos''', ''Film/ForYourEyesOnly''

->Yes, they were all my doing. I used the [[Disney/SleepingBeauty evil fairy]] to find [[LuckySeven seven]] [[OnlyThePureOfHeart pure lights]] for me, just as I prepared {{thirteen|IsUnlucky}} vessels to fill with {{pure|IsNotGood}} {{dark|IsEvil}}ness.
-->-- '''[[BigBad Master Xehanort]]''', ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance''

->Cerberus thanks you for all your hard work.
-->-- '''Kai Leng''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''

->In any race for hidden treasure, it is always the protagonists who sweat and bleed and die to overcome the challenges inherent in finding it, only for the antagonists to seize it at the last minute!
-->-- '''[[GenreSavvy General Tarquin]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->Oh, thanks for letting me in, I couldn't have done it without you. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero I really couldn't.]]
-->-- '''Freddy Beaumont''', ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->'''Sips:''' Let's try to be careful, though. We've got the Staff of Magnus now, we don't want any funny business. [[GenreSavvy We don't want anyone to just like, all of sudden turn up and be like,]] [[TemptingFate "Hohoho, travelers! Thanks for getting the Staff of Magnus for me! I'll be taking that!"]] And then we have to like chase them to the end of the earth and, and get the staff back. We just wanna - oh shit! See! Who's this?! Anaconda, is that you?! What, what's the meaning of this?!\\
'''Estormo:''' So, you made it out alive. Ancano was right, you ''are'' dangerous. I'm afraid I'll have to take that Staff from you now.\\
'''Sips:''' Oh fuck, I called it.
-->-- ''LetsPlay/{{Sips}} Plays [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]]'' Part 37 - "Intense Wizardry"