History Quotes / LongerThanLifeSentence

->''Don't be such a crybaby. [[DeadpanSnarker After all, 99 years isn't forever]].''

-->-- Blurb for ''Born to Be Rebellious [Quick Transmigration]''

-->--'''Veniczar Fontana''' to '''Kayto Shields''', ''VisualNovel/{{Sunrider}} 4: The Captain's Return_''

-->--'''Doc Hudson''', ''{{WesternAnimation/Cars}}''

->''"The maximum sentence you face is nine thousand, three hundred, ninety-two years of cryo-prison. You will be put into suspended animation and injected with drugs which slow down your perception of time, [[AndIMustScream so that you will be able to experience the entire duration of your sentence as if you were fully awake, without being able to age or move a single muscle]]. After your period of confinement, you will presumably die, from the shock of reanimation."''

->Shorty thought [the judge] hit us with 114 years, until I explained "concurrently." It meant a minimum sentence of 10 years [[WorkingOnTheChainGang hard labor at the Charlestown State Prison]].

->99 years in the Folsom pen\\
99 years underneath that ground
-->--''Cocaine Blues'', Music/JohnnyCash

->You'll do 50 years [[OrMyNameIsnt or my name ain't Sam Schultz]]!

->Don't be such a crybaby. [[DeadpanSnarker After all, 99 years isn't forever]].

->"I'm gonna put him in jail 'til he rots! — No, check that — I'm gonna put him in jail 'til the ''jail'' rots on top of him, then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let ''that jail'' rot!"

-->--'''G.R. No. L-28232 February 6, 1971''' (Phillipines Supreme Court ruling concerning Maggie dela Rivera's rapists)

->''"I concur in the opinion of the court except as to the sentences of over 700 years. The court says, “[[{{Understatement}} No one could dispute that a sentence of almost 750 years is harsh]].” No one would bother to characterize such a sentence as “harsh.” [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill It is simply incapable of execution.]]''\\
''No known human being has the capacity to live 700 years. No living human being is likely to live 700 years. On its face, the sentence is impossible to execute."''
-->--'''US v. Major, No. 10-10478 (9th Cir. March 27, 2012)''', Judge Noonan's dissent

-->-- Xzibit, "What a Mess"

->Do you know, when [=[=][[DiabolicalMastermind Truro Daine]][=]=] came to trial, he was found guilty on 8,921 counts of first degree murder alone, excluding [[NoodleIncident his various thermonuclear adventures]]. Before they gave up, the international courts found him culpable in enough instances to entail a mandatory sentence without remission that would take a significant chunk out of the lifespan of a continent. If he were able to live out his stretch, it is likely the human race would have evolved beyond all recognition by the time he was eligible for parole.

->''"One minute [community service]! That's not punishment, that's... Oh. Four hundred and fifty million counts."''

->''"I concur in the opinion of the court except as to the sentences of over 700 years. The court says, “[[{{Understatement}} No one could dispute that a sentence of almost 750 years is harsh]].” No one would bother to characterize such a sentence as “harsh.” It is simply incapable of execution.''\\

->''"It's time to get serious, Stanley. No jokes, no games. Outside of this room, I might be more tolerant of those things, but now we're in the Room. Which is why I'm subjecting you to the most serious punishment I can think of -- one hundred billion trillion years standing here in the Serious Room. Perhaps after that, we can talk about the severity of your actions, and whether you've learned anything."''

-->'''Bill Raibert''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}

->Do you know, when [[DiabolicalMastermind [Truro Daine]]] came to trial, he was found guilty on 8,921 counts of first degree murder alone, excluding [[NoodleIncident his various thermonuclear adventures]]. Before they gave up, the international courts found him culpable in enough instances to entail a mandatory sentence without remission that would take a significant chunk out of the lifespan of a continent. If he were able to live out his stretch, it is likely the human race would have evolved beyond all recognition by the time he was eligible for parole.

-->--'''Vaclav Trefusis,''' ''[[Creator/KimNewman The Night Mayor]]''

-->--'''Yosemite Sam''', ''{{WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes}}'', "WesternAnimation/BigHouseBunny"

->'''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny''': Don't be such a crybaby. [[DeadpanSnarker After all, 99 years isn't forever]].
-->--''Looney Tunes'', "Baby Buggy Bunny"

-> '''Lemongrab''': "''[[NoIndoorVoice ONE MILLION YEEEAAARS!! DUNGEON!]]''" *jail door slams*
-->--''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''

->'''Malcolm X''' (''voiceover''): Shorty thought he [the judge] hit us with 114 years, until I explained "concurrently." It meant a minimum sentence of 10 years [[WorkingOnTheChainGang hard labor at the Charlestown State Prison]].
-->--''Film/MalcolmX''

-->--Creator/RichardPryor

->'''Yosemite Sam''': You'll do 50 years [[OrMyNameIsnt or my name ain't Sam Schultz]]!
-->--''{{WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes}}'', "WesternAnimation/BigHouseBunny"

->'''Doc Hudson''': "I'm gonna put him in jail 'til he rots! — No, check that — I'm gonna put him in jail 'til the ''jail'' rots on top of him, then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let ''that jail'' rot!"
-->--''{{WesternAnimation/Cars}}''

-->--''{{WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes}}'', "Baby Buggy Bunny"

-->'''Raibert''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}

->''"One minute of community service! That's not punishment, that's... Oh. Four hundred and fifty million counts."''

->'''Doc Hudson''': "I'm gonna put him in jail 'til he rots! — No, check that — I'm gonna put him in jail 'til the ''jail'' rots on top of him, then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let ''that jail'' rot...!"

->''"I concur in the opinion of the court except as to the sentences of over 700 years. The court says, “[[{{Understatement}} No one could dispute that a sentence of almost 750 years is harsh]].” No one would bother to characterize such a sentence as “harsh.” It is simply incapable of execution.''

->''No known human being has the capacity to live 700 years. No living human being is likely to live 700 years. On its face, the sentence is impossible to execute."''

->'''BugsBunny''': Don't be such a crybaby. [[DeadpanSnarker After all, 99 years isn't forever]].

->''"The imposition of multiple death penalties, far from being a useless formality, has practical importance. The sentencing of an accused to several capital penalties is an indelible badge of his [[CompleteMonster extreme criminal perversity]], which may not be accurately projected by the imposition of only one death sentence irrespective of the number of capital felonies for which he is liable."''

--> '''Lemongrab''': "''[[NoIndoorVoice ONE MILLION YEEEAAARS!! DUNGEON!]]''" *jail door slams*

-->'''Malcolm X''' (''voiceover''): Shorty thought he [the judge] hit us with 114 years, until I explained "concurrently." It meant a minimum sentence of 10 years [[WorkingOnTheChainGang hard labor at the Charlestown State Prison]].

-->99 years in the Folsom pen\\

-->''How do you do triple life? That means if he die, and come back, he gotta go to the penitentiary! "Fuck kindergarten, kid, you comin' with us..."''

-->'''BugsBunny''': Don't be such a crybaby. [[DeadpanSnarker After all, 99 years isn't forever]].

-->'''Doc Hudson''': "I'm gonna put him in jail 'til he rots! — No, check that — I'm gonna put him in jail 'til the ''jail'' rots on top of him, then I'm gonna move him to a new jail and let ''that jail'' rot...!"