History Quotes / LifeWillKillYou

-->-- '''Kaoru Yamazaki''' [[spoiler:[[TalkingDownTheSuicidal talking Tatsuhiro Satou out of committing suicide]]]], ''LightNovel/WelcomeToTheNHK''

->''"You just better start sniffin' your own rank subjugation jack `cause it's just you against your tattered libido, the bank and the mortician, forever man and it wouldn't be luck if you could get out of life alive"''
-->--'''Music/GunsNRoses''', "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"

->''The game of life is hard to play\\
I'm gonna lose it anyway\\
The losing card I'll someday lay\\
So this is all I have to say''
-->--'''Johnny Mandel and Mike Altman''', "Suicide Is Painless" (the theme from ''Film/{{MASH}}'')

->''Life's a mistake all day long\\
Tell me, who gives a good goddamn\\
You'll never get out alive''
-->--'''Music/TomWaits''', "Starving In The Belly Of The Whale"

->''Uhh, Satou... That's about enough of this. We don't have a right to get involved in anything as dramatic as [[spoiler:a suicide incident]]. No matter how depressed we are or how much we suffer, all we're gonna do is come right back to our idiotic everyday lives. And even if we can't return to them, we'll only die idiotically somewhere. [[ThisIsReality A dramatic death just isn't fitting for]] [[{{Hikikomori}} us]].''

->''"In the past year, over 800,000 Americans have died. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer."''
-->--''Film/TheKentuckyFriedMovie''

-->--'''Film/TheKentuckyFriedMovie''

->]]Life'll kill ya - that's what I said.\\

->Life'll kill ya - that's what I said.\\
Life'll kill ya, [[CaptainObvious and then you'll be dead]]\\
Life'll find ya, wherever you go.\\
''Requiescat in pace'', that's all she wrote.

->The game of life is hard to play\\
I'm gonna lose it anyway\\
The losing card I'll someday lay\\
So this is all I have to say

->Life's a mistake all day long\\
Tell me, who gives a good goddamn\\
You'll never get out alive

->Y'know, it's funny... we went off to war never looking to come back, but it's the real world I couldn't survive.

->I had a dream my life would be\\
So different from this hell I'm living\\
So different now, from what it seemed\\
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed
-->--'''''Theatre/LesMiserables''''', "I Dreamed a Dream"

-->-- '''Father Armand''', ''Videogame/AgeOfEmpires2''

-->--'''Tracey''', ''Series/{{Firefly}}''

->You just better start sniffin' your own rank subjugation jack `cause it's just you against your tattered libido, the bank and the mortician, forever man and it wouldn't be luck if you could get out of life alive

-->--'''Music/TomWaits''', "Starving In The Belly Of The Whale"

-->--'''Johnny Mandel and Mike Altman''', "Suicide Is Painless" (the theme from ''Film/{{MASH}}'')

->You just better start sniffin' your own
->rank subjugation jack `cause it's just you
->against your tattered libido, the bank and
->the mortician, forever man and it wouldn't
->be luck if you could get out of life alive

->Life'll kill ya - that's what I said.
->Life'll kill ya, [[CaptainObvious and then you'll be dead]].
->Life'll find ya, wherever you go.
->''Requiescat in pace'', that's all she wrote.
-->--'''Music/WarrenZevon''', "Life'll Kill Ya"

-->--'''Music/GunsNRoses''', "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"

-->--'''Music/GunsAndRoses''', "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"